[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.41,0:00:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Let us consult the infinite wisdom\Nof the Helix Fossil, oooh--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.96,0:00:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I can't wait to catch\Nall the new Pokemon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.17,0:00:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in this region.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.05,0:00:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.71,0:00:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet, a new item!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.54,0:00:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder what's inside?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.10,0:00:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey, hey! You can't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.09,0:00:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, you have to get the Cut Technique, \Nthen you have to teach it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.13,0:00:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a Pokemon, and then\Nhave that Pokemon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.31,0:00:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cut the bush for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.55,0:00:28.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And THEN you can get the item.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.27,0:00:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Or I could just push the bush aside--\N-NO, NO, NO! You can't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.27,0:00:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-WHY?! \N-Because...you just can't, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.100,0:00:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FINE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.02,0:00:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) Fricking kids don't know anything\Nabout cutting their bushes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.92,0:00:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear you're looking \Nfor the Cut Technique!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.06,0:00:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got one...but you're gonna \Nhave to battle me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.04,0:00:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you walking like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.42,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It helps my chances \Nof battling people! Duh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.67,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...well I guess I need\Nthe Cut Technique, so...let's battle?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.73,0:01:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cool! Just walk in front of me!\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.30,0:01:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just walk in front of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.94,0:01:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just walk in front of me! \N-(Anthony groans in frustration)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.36,0:01:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.63,0:01:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just walk in front of me! \N-STOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.34,0:01:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Come on, just walk in front of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.59,0:01:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Well, can you\Nstop walking like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.95,0:01:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just walk in front of me! \N-(Anthony) Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.71,0:01:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fricking bath salts!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just walk in--Just walk in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.62,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(gasps)\N-HAH! Gotcha, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.40,0:01:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a very nice scarf. \NIt keeps me warm in the winter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.15,0:01:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leeeet's battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.68,0:01:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, wait, wait. Why would you say that?\N-Say what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.53,0:01:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You...nothing. Let's just battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.07,0:01:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like bicycles! \NIt feels good when I run over bumps!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Leeeet's battle! \N-God, I hate this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.70,0:01:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,METROSEXUAL HIPSTER\Nwants to fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.38,0:01:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gooooo, Belieber4Evr!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.14,0:01:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,METROSEXUAL HIPSTER\Nsent out Belieber4Evr!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.07,0:01:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Justin!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.40,0:01:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belieber4Evr?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.02,0:01:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! I got him from [inaudible] training\Nand I can't change his name!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.66,0:01:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, Bieber's not even that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.95,0:01:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's even got a six pack!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.04,0:02:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, whatever. Alright, Charizard,\NI chooooose youuuu!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.97,0:02:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(roaring)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.95,0:02:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I learned from my past mistakes \Nand I made sure that my Pokemon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.03,0:02:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has FOUR attacks! \NYou don't even stand a chance now, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.36,0:02:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh, that one looks good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.06,0:02:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belieber4Evr, uuuuse Tail Whip!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.32,0:02:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeeeeaaaah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.75,0:02:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD's defense fell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.86,0:02:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...Charizard, use Rock Smash!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.58,0:02:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(roaring)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.89,0:02:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.67,0:02:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD used ROCK SMASH.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.47,0:02:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Belieber4Evr, annihilate \Nhis face with a Swagger!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.81,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swagger? That's a...that's a move?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.88,0:02:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, duh-duh-duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.06,0:02:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.42,0:02:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.72,0:03:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD's attack \Nsharply rose!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.86,0:03:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD became \Nconfused!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.64,0:03:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap, uh, Charizard\Nuuuuse Flame Thrower!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.86,0:03:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD hurt itself\Nin its confusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.96,0:03:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Why would you punch yourself\Nin the face 'cause you're confused?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.42,0:03:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't even make sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.96,0:03:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you stop playing this damn song\Nwhile we're battling?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.80,0:03:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(keyboard talking) No. \N-(music continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.20,0:03:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okie dokie! Let's blast \Nhim with a Curse Attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.90,0:03:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bleep] bush [bleep] [bleep][bleep][bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.64,0:03:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.50,0:03:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is a [bleeping] [bleep]?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.73,0:03:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belieber4Ever's\Nattack and defense rose!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.38,0:03:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belieber4Ever's\Nspeed fell!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Charizard. \NUse Flame Thrower again,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.91,0:03:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this time DON'T PUNCH \NYOURSELF LIKE AN IDIOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.79,0:03:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(birds tweeting)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.32,0:03:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD hurt itself in its confusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.92,0:03:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is finally my chance \Nto beat one of his Pokemon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.43,0:03:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Belieber4Evr...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.12,0:04:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uuuuuuuuse...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.62,0:04:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tickle!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.67,0:04:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.86,0:04:10.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Charizard laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.40,0:04:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not very effective.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.94,0:04:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD is no longer confused.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.88,0:04:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Charizard, \Nfinish him off with a...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.90,0:04:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scratch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.03,0:04:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OWWWWW! (sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.83,0:04:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enemy Belieber4Evr\Nhas fainted!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.32,0:04:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YEAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.25,0:04:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.28,0:04:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my Pokemon had so many attacks!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.11,0:04:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm! Mmm mmm mmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.88,0:04:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.80,0:04:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your stupid Cut Technique.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.57,0:04:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.08,0:04:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that really necessary?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.57,0:04:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keyboard talking) Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.36,0:04:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, now I just need to teach Cut\Nto one of my Pokemon!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.77,0:05:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.14,0:05:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.95,0:05:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CANNOT LEARN CUT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.71,0:05:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SCREW THIS!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.98,0:05:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.28,0:05:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.74,0:05:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, there'd better be at good item\Nin here or I'm gonna punch
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.70,0:05:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this stupid old man in the face!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.96,0:05:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.86,0:05:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awww, it's okay that no one loves\Nyou and you're completely useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.80,0:05:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Karp! \N-(screaming from off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.95,0:05:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut that, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.92,0:05:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keyboard) H-H-H-H-Head shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.43,0:05:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keyboard) ALL I WANT, WANT NOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.58,0:05:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keyboard) I don't, I don't have any--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.86,0:05:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.59,0:05:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see behind-the-scenes footage \Nand bloopers, click the video right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.09,0:06:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll shove a Pokemon so far up your butt,\Nit's gonna turn into your brain!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.56,0:06:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see another Pokemon\NIn Real Life episode, click right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.25,0:06:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did that crappy song put me to sleep?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.43,0:06:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think just because I'm \Nold I know everything?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.45,0:06:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna subscribe \Nto those jackasses,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.44,0:06:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can click that yellow thingamajig.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.58,0:06:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go cut my bush!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.08,0:06:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EW! Not that kind of bush, you sickos!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.64,0:06:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about my pubes.\NWhat were you thinking?