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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.79,0:00:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart has entered the metaverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whooping, cheering, clapping noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.66,0:00:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.34,0:00:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, Greg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.08,0:00:11.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Through one of the most popular\Nchildren's games in the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.69,0:00:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart is now an actual destination\Nin the metaverse
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.29,0:00:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you can go to have fun, play, learn,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.35,0:00:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of course,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.87,0:00:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buy things from Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.22,0:00:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is what I will be doing today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.67,0:00:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I personally cannot wait to get into\NWalmart's metaverse,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.04,0:00:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look around, explore, \Nit looks fun as hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.92,0:00:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the biggest corporations\Nin the entire world
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.20,0:00:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advertising to young children in\Na video game?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.68,0:00:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, let's just say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.03,0:00:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy likey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.10,0:00:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before we do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.84,0:00:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I show you the actual\NWalmart metaverse experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.13,0:00:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was surprised to find out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this actually isn't Walmart's first\Nmetaverse project.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.35,0:00:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A few months ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.47,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apparently Walmart was sort of laughed\Noff the internet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this video surfaced demoing\Ntheir "vision of the future of shopping"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.31,0:00:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the metaverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.23,0:00:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And not only did this failed experiment\Nnot look like it made shopping any better,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.86,0:00:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it, like, actively made it worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.88,0:01:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how instead of like, a store\Nwith colorful aisles full of products
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.76,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and people from your community\Nshopping around,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd much rather shop in a dystopian\Nvoid of a Walmart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.72,0:01:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's been abandoned for \Na thousand years?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.78,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You d--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.30,0:01:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.14,0:01:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that was meant to be sarcastic\Nbut you actually do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.21,0:01:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, then maybe you'll like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.68,0:01:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(futuristic synth noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.45,0:01:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(industrial door-opening sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.74,0:01:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman] Hi! Thanks for visiting Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.52,0:01:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will be your shopping\Nassistant module today,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.67,0:01:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can call me SAM for short.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.42,0:01:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Look man, I already feel like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.31,0:01:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of dystopian going to a regular\NWalmart in the real world,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.08,0:01:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this actually feels like I'm like a\Ntest subject in some kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.19,0:01:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,psychological experiment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.55,0:01:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this void? Where am I right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.67,0:01:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] Let's get started.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have your shopping list loaded up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.02,0:01:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm tracking your oil change so \NI can let you know as soon as it's done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.68,0:01:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Now I don't know about you,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.58,0:01:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when I go to the store, if an employee\Nasks me if I need help finding anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.15,0:01:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say no every time, even\Nif I DO need help
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.11,0:01:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm a nervous person.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.53,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this? \NThis scenario is like a nightmare to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:02:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just having an employee floating\N2 feet in front of me at all times
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.95,0:02:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just locking eyes with me,\Nrecommending products,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.66,0:02:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is actually a nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.03,0:02:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like my worst-case scenario when I\Ngo to a store, but if it just never ended.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.91,0:02:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It also doesn't help that she's like,\Nliterally telling you what to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.80,0:02:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's not even making suggestions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.36,0:02:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] You see the tomato \Nsauce on your left?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.14,0:02:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and grab that and then\Nplace it in your cart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.32,0:02:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] You see the tomato sauce?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.37,0:02:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grab it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.36,0:02:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in your cart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.03,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said you wanted tomato sauce, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.62,0:02:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.42,0:02:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in the cart now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.49,0:02:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no time for browsing and\Ntaking your time in the Walmart Metaverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.28,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your shit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.18,0:02:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and LEAVE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.17,0:02:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is this any better than \Nshopping normally?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.49,0:02:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had every opportunity to make\Nshopping, like, a breeze,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.53,0:02:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I feel like the most \Nefficient form of shopping
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.61,0:02:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is ki-- is just like, ordering it online.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.81,0:02:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't need to take the actual\Nphysical experience of going to Walmart
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.84,0:02:46.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it in VR.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.78,0:02:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I'm not going to the store anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.46,0:02:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like, the actual act of putting\Na tomato sauce in my cart
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.80,0:02:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is not the part I'm gonna miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.15,0:02:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's probably gonna be, like, human\Ncontact, or just, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.52,0:02:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feeling like I live-- I exist in a\Nreal social world.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.77,0:03:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.67,0:03:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like you need a good wine pairing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.91,0:03:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a look to your right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.94,0:03:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(metallic clink sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.44,0:03:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your age has already been pre-verified\Nthrough your profile,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.72,0:03:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so no need to wait for an ID check!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.27,0:03:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bottle crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.67,0:03:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] I love how in this\Nsupposedly, like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.07,0:03:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,futuristic utopian version of\NWalmart in the future,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.77,0:03:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're already being upsold to buy shit\Nthat we didn't want.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.20,0:03:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, "Okay, you wanted pasta sauce,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.11,0:03:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go ahead and buy a wine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.42,0:03:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't have pasta sauce\Nwithout wine, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.62,0:03:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also here's $5 off a \NVUDU movie rental,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.83,0:03:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna wanna buy a movie as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.58,0:03:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, oh, you're watching a movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.10,0:03:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Head on over to our gun department.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.65,0:03:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna want a gun with that movie."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.26,0:03:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also I haven't even bought pasta,\Nor meat yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.13,0:03:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is red wine the thing I need to pair\Nwith the pasta sauce?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.07,0:03:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need the rest of my meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.45,0:03:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or am I just, like sipping on glass of\Nwine and one glass of pasta sauce
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.67,0:03:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while I watch my VUDU rental movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.68,0:03:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] I'm getting a notification\Nfrom your connected smart fridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.13,0:03:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like you already have a full\Ngallon of milk at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.08,0:03:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we put this one back?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Sorry?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.73,0:03:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My FRIDGE told you that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.36,0:03:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sheer passive aggressive in\Nthis Walmart employee's voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.78,0:03:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, so, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I noticed you have a gallon of milk\Nin your cart, but, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.63,0:04:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just talking to your smart fridge
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.47,0:04:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he told me you already\Nhave milk at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.77,0:04:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we put the milk back?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.76,0:04:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should wittle baby put the milk back?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.58,0:04:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did wittle baby forget that\Nwe have milk at home?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.44,0:04:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(action music)\NDid you forget in this dystopian world
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.28,0:04:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a milk shortage?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.44,0:04:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to hoard milk?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.84,0:04:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also stop talking to my fridge behind\Nmy back, dude. What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.89,0:04:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are smart fridges so integral to\Nevery corporation's version of the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.62,0:04:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not want my fridge snitching on me\Nto Walmart, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.63,0:04:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.25,0:04:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Damn, you can really feel the\Nanger through the screen in that toss.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.53,0:04:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fine, I'll fucking put the\Nmilk back, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.86,0:04:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop talking to my fridge!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.06,0:04:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just every part of this is so eerie.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.56,0:04:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is with the hum\Nthroughout this video?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.14,0:04:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could've had, like,\Nfun music playing, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.11,0:04:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you go to like, Target or Walmart \Nand they're playing, like, Ed Sheeran.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.95,0:04:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like they're making it eerie and\Ndystopian on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.85,0:04:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time you pick up an item\Nfrom the shelf
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.94,0:04:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the shelves descend into the\Nunderworld and new shelves come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.78,0:05:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really comforting, I gotta say.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.38,0:05:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something so comforting\Nabout them being like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.44,0:05:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"NO YOU DON'T MOVE, ALRIGHT?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.81,0:05:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE SHELVES MOVE.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.94,0:05:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stay right where you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.06,0:05:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The milk will come to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.94,0:05:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(distorted) The gun aisle \Nwill come to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.91,0:05:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] Good news! Your oil change is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.70,0:05:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your vehicle will be ready at the\NTire and Lube Express.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.06,0:05:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Okay, now wait, so\Nthis is confusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.08,0:05:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.65,0:05:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a Walmart with a VR\Nheadset on?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.08,0:05:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This whole time I thought this was\Nsomething you do from home.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.18,0:05:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go around, pick out all your items,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.70,0:05:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then Walmart will come and\Ndrop your stuff off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.35,0:05:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But she just said that my car's getting\Nan oil change right now--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.78,0:05:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] Good news! Your oil change is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.51,0:05:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] At the Lube Express or whatever?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] At the Tire and Lube Express.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.67,0:05:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] The Tire and Lube Express.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.00,0:05:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, that's what I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.11,0:05:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.01,0:05:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drove to Walmart,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.48,0:05:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dropped my car off at the Tire\Nand Lube Express,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.55,0:05:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then went into Walmart
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.16,0:05:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then just put on a VR headset?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.34,0:05:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At that point, I-- why can't I just shop?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.70,0:05:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I need to be wearing a VR headset?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.48,0:05:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so confused.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.28,0:05:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ominous humming and\Nmachine hissing noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.34,0:05:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] I feel like these hands\Nsay so much
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.30,0:05:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the emotion of the person\Nwatching this happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.71,0:06:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you say that this person is, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.39,0:06:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happy or terrified about\Nwhat's going on right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.13,0:06:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(machinery hissing noises,\Ndark scary piano music)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.93,0:06:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SAM] I'll have the TV\Nbrought out to your car.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.90,0:06:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(confirmation ding)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.78,0:06:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(drone hums to life)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.03,0:06:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Danny] Okay, so my shopping cart\Nis going to my car to load my groceries,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.28,0:06:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this drone is just gonna deliver the TV\Nstraight to my house,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.00,0:06:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I notice that I'm not leaving\Nthe Walmart?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.32,0:06:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I notice that my cart and the TV\Nget to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.34,0:06:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.87,0:06:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There any reason for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.84,0:06:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dark scary piano music)\N"Okay, your groceries will be delievered
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.67,0:06:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your smart fridge as a sacrifice,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.55,0:06:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will remain here forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.31,0:06:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for shopping at Walmart."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.63,0:06:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I think you guys have\Nwaited long enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.83,0:06:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna see the REAL DEAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.10,0:06:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That experiment obviously did not work,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.20,0:06:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people were like,\N"What the HELL is wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.62,0:06:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course we don't want this."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.28,0:06:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now it's time to look at Walmart's
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.34,0:06:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actual, real-life, currently live venture\Ninto the metaverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.59,0:07:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart enters the metaverse with Roblox\Nexperiences aimed at young shoppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.75,0:07:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young shoppers, young shoppers,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.76,0:07:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like there's another word for that,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.74,0:07:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another word that they're not using\Nfor some r--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.68,0:07:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, CHILDREN!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.60,0:07:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's right, we usually call\Nyoung shoppers "children."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.40,0:07:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess at the end of the day
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.58,0:07:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,children are basically just young\Nshoppers, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.83,0:07:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations ma'am,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.47,0:07:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've given birth to a beautiful\Nyoung male shopper.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.33,0:07:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.15,0:07:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait for him to grow up and shop\Njust like his father.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.22,0:07:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that right, sweetie?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.31,0:07:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(people talking, dark scary piano music)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.50,0:07:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart is entering the metaverse with two\Nexperiences:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.13,0:07:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart Land and Walmart's Universe of\NPlay in gaming platform Roblox.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.25,0:07:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart's marketing chief, William White,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.30,0:07:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said the company will use Roblox\Nas a testing ground
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.87,0:07:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as it considers other moves in\Nthe metaverse and beyond.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.78,0:07:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely makes it sound like they're\Nusing this opportunity
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.81,0:07:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sort of experiment on children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.87,0:07:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I guess makes sense as to why\Nthey're not using the word "children,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.20,0:07:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause there's lots of laws against\Nadvertising to children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.87,0:07:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there are no laws,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.08,0:07:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as far as I know,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.14,0:07:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about advertising to young shoppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.34,0:07:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, I just remembered,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.36,0:08:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's my favorite show.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.61,0:08:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favorite Big Bang\NTheory spin-off.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.37,0:08:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young Shopper.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.13,0:08:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The retail giant's first foray\Ninto the virtual world
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.02,0:08:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will feature a blimp that drops toys,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.40,0:08:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a music festival with hot artists--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.68,0:08:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope they mean, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.50,0:08:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.00,0:08:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The most ATTRACTIVE artists\Nwe could find.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.20,0:08:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yassified Van Gogh.\N("Believe" by Cher plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.87,0:08:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-- a bunch of different games,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.11,0:08:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a store full of virtual\Nmerchandise, or "verch" --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.70,0:08:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I wanna throw up from\Nreading that sentence.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.93,0:08:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-- which matches what customers\Nmay find in Walmart's stores
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.98,0:08:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and on its website.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.92,0:08:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart is trying to make\Nthemselves seem SO COOL to children.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.30,0:08:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A blimp that drops toys and\Nmusic festivals?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.34,0:08:37.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids that grow up going\Nto Walmart Land in Roblox
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.69,0:08:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are gonna be so disappointed the\Nfirst time they actually go to a Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.15,0:08:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gonna walk in,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.26,0:08:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's like a small cowboy kid\Nyodeling in the corner,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.69,0:08:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in another corner there's an employee\Nin a physical altercation with a customer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.64,0:08:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're like bashing\Nthe customer's head in,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.99,0:08:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the poor kid is like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.80,0:08:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Where's the blimp that drops toys?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.93,0:08:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For now, Walmart won't make money\Nfrom its immersive experiences.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.10,0:09:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gamers can earn tokens and other rewards
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.25,0:09:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to put towards virtual\Nmerchandise on Roblox.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.37,0:09:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brands like L.O.L Surprise! and\NSkullcandy headphones
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.49,0:09:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were included in the experiences based on
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.40,0:09:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their popularity with Roblox's\Nyounger audience of gamers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.62,0:09:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still not using the word "children."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.17,0:09:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, now they're young gamers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.26,0:09:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart COULD make money from it\Nin the future--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.33,0:09:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.88,0:09:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.44,0:09:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think Walmart MIGHT somehow\Nbe trying to find out a way to make money
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.60,0:09:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.90,0:09:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(scoffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.80,0:09:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know man.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.60,0:09:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems a little far-fetched to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.93,0:09:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kind of assumed they were doing this
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.22,0:09:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pro bono.\N(bass-boosted buzzing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.03,0:09:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Universe of Play has games that feature\Nitems from Walmart's top toy list
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.72,0:09:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the holiday season, like Razor\Nscooters and Paw Patrol
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.76,0:09:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Jurassic World characters--\Na potential nudge
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.30,0:09:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get Roblox users to ask for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.25,0:09:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A potential nudge?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.61,0:09:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has the person who wrote this article
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.02,0:09:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever heard of Walmart?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.41,0:09:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or like, business?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.71,0:09:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're showing really popular products
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.08,0:09:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to kids in a really popular kids' game.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.62,0:09:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that could be to get them to\NBUY the products FROM WALMART.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.91,0:09:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walmart Land has an obstacle course
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.60,0:10:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of oversized items from the retailer's\NGen Z-focused beauty brands,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.57,0:10:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such as skin-care products from Bubble
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.47,0:10:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and makeup from Uoma by Sharon C.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.98,0:10:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's crazy that even in the metaverse
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.41,0:10:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corporations are trying to\Nconvince you that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.15,0:10:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You Are Ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.50,0:10:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a fully digital avatar and\NWalmart's still like,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.07,0:10:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We can still tell you're uglyyy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.08,0:10:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hellooo! You need to buy virtual makeup!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.38,0:10:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just talked to your smart fridge and\Nit told us you're uglyyy~"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.33,0:10:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be fair, of course your Roblox\Ncharacter needs makeup.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.25,0:10:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming effect)\NThey're all hideous.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.22,0:10:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way a Roblox character's
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.76,0:10:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever going to conform to\Ntraditional beauty standards.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.40,0:10:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have, like, pitch-black doll eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.97,0:10:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright guys, I don't know about you,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.12,0:10:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.82,0:10:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My young shopper mind is ready\Nto be advertised to.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.64,0:10:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hop into this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.91,0:10:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so I hopped
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.19,0:10:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.10,0:10:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(claps)\N(cool synth music plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.11,0:10:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have never played Roblox before.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.77,0:10:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So unfortunately, even though Walmart is
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.29,0:10:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advertising this as\Na metaverse experience,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.79,0:10:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not in VR.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.97,0:10:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kind of thought that every metaverse\Nexperience takes place in VR,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.96,0:10:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I guess metaverse just means\Nit's in the computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.23,0:10:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how that's different\Nfrom like, walmart.com.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.57,0:10:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's in the computer, is that\Nnot the metaverse?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.60,0:11:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since the game is not in VR and I\Nwanted to still wear a cool headset,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.10,0:11:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be wearing these cool\Ngamer glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.23,0:11:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of a VR headset.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.60,0:11:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I have, um
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.98,0:11:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually have no idea how Roblox works.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.39,0:11:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It took me a minute to figure out\Nhow to actually get into Roblox
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.73,0:11:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start playing in\NWalmart's world of play.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.21,0:11:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess there's all these worlds here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.59,0:11:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if Walmart Land\Nis in here somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.17,0:11:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Survival.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.12,0:11:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably not gonna be in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.23,0:11:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yeah, Walmart Universe of Play,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.77,0:11:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the new SURVIVAL game.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.24,0:11:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try not to get MURDERED in our-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.72,0:11:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the new Walmart Land."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.04,0:11:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently Roblox isn't just one game,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.51,0:11:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like a million different games.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.49,0:11:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Don't Call at 3 AM"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.96,0:11:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's a picture of Dwayne\N"The Rock" Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.47,0:11:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Squid Game."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.33,0:11:37.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Last to Leave," it's like a\NMr. Beast video within Roblox.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.47,0:11:38.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Roblox?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.55,0:11:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What IS...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.66,0:11:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roblox
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.43,0:11:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.98,0:11:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But eventually I found Walmart Land
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.83,0:11:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Recommended For You tab.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.25,0:11:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They know why I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.23,0:11:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New to Walmart Land?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.13,0:11:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.54,0:11:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.26,0:11:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a place where inspiration\Nstarts with play,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.86,0:11:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including mini games, challenges,\Nan obby, and more--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.93,0:11:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An obby?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.80,0:11:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I supposed to know what that is?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.60,0:11:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that Roblox lingo?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.66,0:12:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or is that just a, like, a word in\Nthe English language that I don't know?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.77,0:12:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.63,0:12:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is obby a word?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.88,0:12:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, obby is a valid English word.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.52,0:12:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, what does it mean though?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.57,0:12:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hell is an obby?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.50,0:12:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.00,0:12:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Roblox, it's an obstacle course.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.72,0:12:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Explore Electric Island!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.34,0:12:12.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Play Netflix Trivia
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.100,0:12:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hosted by Noah Schnapp??
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.59,0:12:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.31,0:12:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The dude from Stranger Things?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.68,0:12:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is hosting a game in Walmart Land?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.56,0:12:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Compete in the Dance Off Challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.38,0:12:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make beats in the DJ--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.56,0:12:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, this place actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.61,0:12:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place actually might\Nbe kinda cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.100,0:12:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, it MIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.18,0:12:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now there's some cool-sounding\Nstuff in here,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.15,0:12:32.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a giant cosmetics obstacle course,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.05,0:12:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what I'm really interested in
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.28,0:12:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is Noah Schnapp hosting\Ntrivia in Roblox.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.81,0:12:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is he just IN Walmart Land?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.72,0:12:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he just playing Roblox all the time?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.21,0:12:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sitting there waiting to ask people\Nquestions about Netflix?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.55,0:12:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much are they paying him for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.86,0:12:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no wrong way to play!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.26,0:12:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet I can prove you wrong, buster.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.88,0:12:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see how long it takes me\Nto get banned from this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.19,0:12:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we'll find out if there's\Na wrong way to play, won't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.49,0:12:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.78,0:12:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My initial impressions of the game were
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.95,0:12:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not great.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.71,0:13:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.80,0:13:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, the thing I don't get,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.81,0:13:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, this isn't even, this isn't
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.19,0:13:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a thing about Walmart Land specifically.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.56,0:13:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why's this game so ugly?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.09,0:13:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunt through gritted teeth) DIH!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.08,0:13:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIH!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.54,0:13:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIH! DIH! DIH! DIH!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.94,0:13:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video's just gonna be me discovering
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.54,0:13:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the horrors of Roblox.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.44,0:13:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not even gonna have anything\Nto do with Walmart anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.78,0:13:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.79,0:13:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check how loud the game is.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.07,0:13:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UH!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.54,0:13:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about this loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.48,0:13:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(echoing) UH!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.19,0:13:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew I couldn't go seeing Noah\Nin this wretched default outfit,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.33,0:13:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but lucky for me, Walmart Land
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.26,0:13:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a virtual store.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.41,0:13:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, there's a store, let's go over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.89,0:13:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can buy some Walmart jeans!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.12,0:13:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you can shop for clothing from\Nreal life clothing brands like Bonobos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.06,0:13:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wide-leg jeans,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.38,0:13:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bone-a-bose sweatpants.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.97,0:13:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that how you pronounce it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.90,0:13:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dark piano music)\NI looked it up afterwards and it is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.02,0:13:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonobos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.67,0:13:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that wouldn't stop me from\Nmispronouncing it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.95,0:13:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entire time I played this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.78,0:13:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I need coins to buy some
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.32,0:13:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BONABOSE sweatpants.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.76,0:13:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I've ever met anyone\Nthat's actually been wearing an article
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.71,0:13:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Bona--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.74,0:13:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bone--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.53,0:13:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonny--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.42,0:13:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonaboe clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.18,0:13:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm gonna go and get some.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.45,0:14:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a couple different ways you\Ncan collect tokens to buy Bonabose clothing
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.04,0:14:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.06,0:14:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, as we know, there's a\Nblimp that drops toys.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.99,0:14:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, there's a thing at the top\Nthat says "Next Blimp,"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.13,0:14:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a minute and a half away.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.97,0:14:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.41,0:14:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take me with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.40,0:14:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to go in the blimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.60,0:14:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except as far as I can tell,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.05,0:14:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it only ever drops cold hard cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.78,0:14:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ookayyy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.20,0:14:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just got 82 surprise coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.98,0:14:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, sick, so it dropped some coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.80,0:14:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't drop any walmart.com T-shirts\Nor anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.51,0:14:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so a little underwhelming, but.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.02,0:14:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These coins will make do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.94,0:14:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did get distracted from my mission\Nto buy some sweatpants
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.78,0:14:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I realized there was\Na fight going on in the chat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.62,0:14:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like there's a bit of a dispute\Nhappening in the chat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.14,0:14:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the same person who\Ncommented over and over.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.42,0:14:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.97,0:14:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my monorail.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.11,0:14:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Off.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.58,0:14:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait for the next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.70,0:14:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.04,0:14:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OFF!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.66,0:14:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.37,0:14:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a monorail in this game?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.65,0:14:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I hop on this thing\Nto piss this guy off?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.78,0:14:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was told there's no wrong way to\Nplay, so I'm assuming that
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.33,0:14:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hopping on this guy's monorail\Njust to piss him off is cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.26,0:14:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.70,0:14:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm waiting to get on your monorail.\NI'm so excited."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.63,0:14:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he said,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.00,0:15:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No. Wait for the next one."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.37,0:15:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(badass rebellious rock music)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.06,0:15:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.80,0:15:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess he was pretty\Nserious about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.43,0:15:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because by the time the monorail\Ncame around, he was gone
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.83,0:15:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I never heard from him again.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.27,0:15:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, what a beautiful view\NI have of Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.79,0:15:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to sort of get a good\Nvantage point to get a good look
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.55,0:15:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the monorail at Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.70,0:15:22.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I sort of zoom out and just get a\Nreally good bird's eye view--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.57,0:15:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.32,0:15:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm looking at my own
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.24,0:15:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taint.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.86,0:15:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sort of wanted to look\Nat Walmart Land instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.92,0:15:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, how do I have 200 coins now?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.34,0:15:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.16,0:15:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did I get that many coins?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.12,0:15:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.11,0:15:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching the video back, I'm just\Nstanding on the monorail
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.64,0:15:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I gain 100 coins for no reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.86,0:15:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know but it's time to go buy
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.12,0:15:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some frickin' PANTS!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.33,0:15:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pants, pants, pants, pants,\Npants, pants, pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.92,0:15:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I gotta level with you,\NI didn't buy the pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.91,0:15:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, I didn't buy\Nany Bonobos clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.87,0:15:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I LOOKED at the Bonobos clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.57,0:15:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I can buy shirts too?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.17,0:15:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hold on, this changes everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.77,0:15:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've got Bonabose Ssshweater Blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.26,0:15:56.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's that sad feeling you get\Nwhen you put on your Bonabose sweater.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.100,0:15:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sad piano music) Got the \NBonabose sweater blues, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.24,0:16:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I found something that I thought
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.64,0:16:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a little more likely to impress Noah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.86,0:16:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and they have\NStranger Things stuff, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.56,0:16:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I could dress up as Eleven--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.17,0:16:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, let me try it on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.36,0:16:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And here I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.49,0:16:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why am I not wearing it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.68,0:16:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.30,0:16:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EXCUSE ME.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.20,0:16:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe this is just Roblox as a whole,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.10,0:16:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Walmart Land was\Ngenerally very glitchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I put on this freaking dress?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.20,0:16:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a feeling it's in this bag,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.81,0:16:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I-- there's sort of like a list\Nof players in the way that I can't--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.42,0:16:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can't click on the bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.54,0:16:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(growling) Let me click on\Nthe goddamn BAG.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.11,0:16:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I bought this Eleven costume,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.75,0:16:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I went into my inventory,\Nit said it was already equipped,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.46,0:16:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it wasn't, and I had to like,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.89,0:16:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unequip it and then reequip it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.31,0:16:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then just like, wait a couple seconds
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.08,0:16:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for it to show up on my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.37,0:16:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LET'S
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.20,0:16:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GO!!!\N(cheerful electronic music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.29,0:16:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DUDE!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.78,0:16:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just turned into Millie Bobby Brown
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.83,0:16:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a Millie Bobby Clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.60,0:16:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you dance in this game?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.82,0:16:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe someone in the chat\Ncan help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.38,0:16:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to see how kind the\Npeople of Roblox are, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.27,0:16:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.66,0:17:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can dance in Roblox, but there's\Ncertain games that you can't dance in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.01,0:17:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well surely you can dance in\NWalmart Land,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.17,0:17:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the best place in the goddamn world.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.52,0:17:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ominous THUD sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.76,0:17:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.30,0:17:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I tried and it didn't work."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.52,0:17:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excusez-moi.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.38,0:17:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's supposed to be, like, a dance\Nrave here, isn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.38,0:17:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're not allowed to dance?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.36,0:17:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a music concert,\Na music festival,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.34,0:17:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're just meant to\Nstand there like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.93,0:17:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheerful electronic music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.85,0:17:20.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah. ColdAtlantic sent me\Na friend request.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.79,0:17:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, dog. I'll be anyone's friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.47,0:17:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as they can teach me\Nhow to freakin' play this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.66,0:17:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it looks like there's some\Nareas of Walmart Land
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.04,0:17:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have not fleshed out yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.40,0:17:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a bunch of bubbles\Nthat just say "Coming soon."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.56,0:17:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they're keeping some hype alive\Nfor Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.45,0:17:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As if there wasn't enough already, y'know?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.48,0:17:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While searching for Noah, I came across
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.44,0:17:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the cosmetics obby.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.04,0:17:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The goal is simple, just try to\Nget to the end of the obby.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.81,0:17:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.46,0:17:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I'd give it a go in\Nan effort to, I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.44,0:17:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,earn some extra tokens.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.96,0:17:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh! Uh, uh-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.96,0:17:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.92,0:17:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But little did I know
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.91,0:17:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this obstacle course
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.76,0:17:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would ruin me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.71,0:17:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rock music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.46,0:17:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck! Shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.27,0:17:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Walmart Land now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.59,0:17:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna buy any of\Nthese products at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.38,0:17:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.96,0:17:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OW!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.64,0:18:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I just bad at this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.72,0:18:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EH!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.31,0:18:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking. Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.42,0:18:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear to God,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.53,0:18:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is harder than it looks, gang.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.31,0:18:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only an adult could beat this, for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.35,0:18:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even then, y'know, I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.71,0:18:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a-- I'm a grown-up, and I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.56,0:18:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,definitely being given a run for my
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.25,0:18:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mo-- FUUUCK!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.41,0:18:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some advertising this is, WALMART.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.49,0:18:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see what you've done?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.48,0:18:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've turned a lifelong loyal customer
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.62,0:18:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a pissed off Lego guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.82,0:18:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Egh, this is getting... getting\Nkinda hard to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.90,0:18:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly I would much\Nrather be watching
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.51,0:18:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an ad for ExpressVPN right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.87,0:18:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While I'm getting absolutely\Ndominated by this beauty obby,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.41,0:18:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me tell you how YOU can avoid getting
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.16,0:18:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dominated by your\Ninternet service provider
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.56,0:18:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by using ExpressVPN.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.60,0:18:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UGH!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.06,0:18:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, in the US, it's legal\Nfor your internet service provider
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.01,0:18:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sell your data to other companies.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.16,0:18:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can keep track of every\Nwebsite you've ever visited,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.40,0:18:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every product you've looked at\Nbuying in the past month,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.06,0:18:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sell it to advertisers.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.82,0:18:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they wanted to, they could\Nsell it to Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.60,0:18:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my GOD.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.41,0:18:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm never going to Walmart again.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.89,0:18:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But ExpressVPN puts a stop to this
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.49,0:18:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by rerouting 100% of your network traffic
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.76,0:19:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through their secure, encrypted server.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.59,0:19:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ExpressVPN also helps you unblock content
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.75,0:19:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's not available in your area.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.27,0:19:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, Laura and I
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.66,0:19:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are absolutely rabid fans
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.16,0:19:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Survivor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.11,0:19:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But a few weeks ago, Laura and I\Nwere on vacation in Europe,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.06,0:19:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they did not have Survivor on Hulu.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.52,0:19:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But by turning on ExpressVPN, (which is\Nvery easy to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.04,0:19:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just do it in one click)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.26,0:19:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and changing my server location to the US,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.25,0:19:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're able to watch Survivor in our hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.24,0:19:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even when you're not traveling,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.57,0:19:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's tons of shows\Nyou can unlock on Netflix
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.66,0:19:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simply by switching your location.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.21,0:19:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll just chill\Nhere for a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.29,0:19:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He looks comfortable here and I\Ndon't wanna risk falling,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.25,0:19:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems like a,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.09,0:19:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of a cool place to hang out.
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Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.11,0:19:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N.com\Nslash Danny Gonzalez.
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Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.67,0:19:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now please God,\Ncan I finish this obby?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.05,0:19:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the end? Is that the end?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.37,0:20:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grand, momentous string music)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.37,0:20:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wheeee!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.69,0:20:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LET'S
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.33,0:20:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GO!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.46,0:20:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LET'S GO!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.19,0:20:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're back, baby! We did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.75,0:20:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,250 coins, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.40,0:20:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm basically rich now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.96,0:20:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.92,0:20:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) That look so\Nmuch longer than it should have, holy cow.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.24,0:20:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say the night is darkest\Njust before the dawn,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.99,0:20:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have to say in this case,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.53,0:20:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was correct,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.45,0:20:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because right after this obstacle course,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.47,0:20:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found Electric Island--
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.28,0:20:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Electric Island looks kinda\Nfun, let's go there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.25,0:20:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--and by extension, Noah Schnapp.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.64,0:20:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, what is there\Nto do on Electric Island?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.27,0:20:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Play Netflix Trivia hosted\Nby Noah Schnapp.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.71,0:20:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a feeling it's just, like,\Na bot that says he's Noah Schnapp.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.58,0:20:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it'd be crazy if it was actually him.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.11,0:20:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd be crazy if it wasn't even, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.71,0:20:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Roblox character,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.84,0:20:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was just, like, him in the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.17,0:20:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked around for a little bit\Ntrying to find this guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.43,0:20:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I gotta say,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.77,0:20:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the name "Electric Island" makes\Nthis place sound a lot more fun
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.83,0:20:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than it actually is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.80,0:20:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm already seeing something\Nthat looks pretty fun in Electric Island.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.78,0:20:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A pool party.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.84,0:20:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, dude. Let's go, let's turn up!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.08,0:20:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, there is no one here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.67,0:21:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, for the fun\Nand totally happening place
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.24,0:21:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they made it\Nseem like Electric Island
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.74,0:21:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and more broadly Walmart Land would be,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.01,0:21:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it doesn't seem like there's\Nthat many people here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.68,0:21:07.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feels kinda... lonely.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.87,0:21:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it show how many people are in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.23,0:21:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,18, 19, 20, 21, 22.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.89,0:21:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's 22 people here in Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.71,0:21:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this looks like the gigantic stage\Nwhere huge concerts take place
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.87,0:21:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everyone stands still and watches.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.82,0:21:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is electric during live events!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.92,0:21:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I doubt it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.59,0:21:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I highly doubt it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.45,0:21:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Electric Island is a strange\Nand mysterious place.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.14,0:21:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I-- Woah! What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.96,0:21:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they did a damn good job\Nof hiding Noah Schnapp.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.66,0:21:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, where's Noah Schnapp at?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.03,0:21:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me talk to Noah Schnapp, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.60,0:21:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Noah Schnapp?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.56,0:21:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noahhhh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.79,0:21:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to play some\NNetflix Trivia with youuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.40,0:21:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But eventually, I made it
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.50,0:21:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the trivia floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.60,0:21:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.57,0:21:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found an elevator.\NNetflix Trivia, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.56,0:21:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel closer to Noah than ever before.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.02,0:21:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Netflix's reverbing "duh-dun" sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.86,0:21:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Noah) Hey, what's up everyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.09,0:22:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Noah Schnapp, and you might know me
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.44,0:22:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Will Byers from Stranger Things.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.31,0:22:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny) It's actually him!\N(Noah) Anyway, today
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.44,0:22:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're gonna have some fun playing\NNetflix Trivia here in Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.38,0:22:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are 3 categories you choose from,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.35,0:22:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one about Stranger Things,\Nanother about Outer Banks,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.95,0:22:12.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a third called "Surprise Me."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.37,0:22:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Danny) You know, something tells me\Nhe wasn't actually IN Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.49,0:22:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There weren't too many blank white walls\Nthat I saw in Walmart Land.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.21,0:22:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, like, "I hope we're all\Nhaving fun in Walmart Land"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.73,0:22:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like he was also there.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.82,0:22:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't even look\Nlike a Roblox character.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.44,0:22:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the only thing left to do
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.24,0:22:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was play some Stranger Things\Ntrivia with my boy Noah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.53,0:22:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What sport does Lucas\Nplay at Hawkins High?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.79,0:22:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Football...?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.90,0:22:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.51,0:22:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I forgot I don't\Nwatch Stranger Things!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.72,0:22:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know the answers to\Nany of these questions!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.93,0:22:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which of the following is\Na real quote from Argyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.48,0:22:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is Argyle?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.48,0:22:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 coins
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.52,0:22:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for like 30 minutes of work\Ntrying to find Will--
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.38,0:22:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh, sorry, not Will.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.33,0:22:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noah is his real name in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.11,0:22:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I get 5 measly coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.87,0:22:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kinda felt like all\Nthe kiddos in Season 1
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.42,0:22:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to find this dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.41,0:22:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I finally do and I get 5 coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.11,0:22:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-- At this point I've gotta pretty\Nmuch be the richest person
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.74,0:22:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Walmart Land, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.100,0:23:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(electronic-sounding piano keys play)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.18,0:23:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm just gonna head to the store
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.71,0:23:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and spend all of my money
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.31,0:23:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.08,0:23:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I got some Bonabose Sweater Blues
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.90,0:23:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some Bonabose Sweatpants.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.71,0:23:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let's just see how I look.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.46,0:23:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they didn't appear on my character--
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.01,0:23:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not the sweater I just bought.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.25,0:23:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this game broken?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.11,0:23:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.74,0:23:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now what happened to my pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.70,0:23:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sweater's on, but \Nmy blue pants are not.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.47,0:23:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,--And then I quit the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.54,0:23:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well guys, I think I've\Nplayed enough Roblox
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.14,0:23:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for today and the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.78,0:23:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you enjoyed this in-depth look
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.15,0:23:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at Walmart's first steps\Ninto the metaverse.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.42,0:23:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you guys next time,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.48,0:23:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh-buh-bye.