0:00:00.000,0:00:01.105 Ladies and gentlemen, 0:00:01.789,0:00:04.126 Walmart has entered the metaverse. 0:00:04.126,0:00:07.373 (whooping, cheering, clapping noises) 0:00:07.663,0:00:08.345 Finally. 0:00:08.345,0:00:09.077 That's right, Greg. 0:00:09.077,0:00:11.694 Through one of the most popular[br]children's games in the world, 0:00:11.694,0:00:15.293 Walmart is now an actual destination[br]in the metaverse 0:00:15.293,0:00:18.348 where you can go to have fun, play, learn, 0:00:18.348,0:00:19.484 and of course, 0:00:19.873,0:00:21.224 buy things from Walmart. 0:00:21.224,0:00:22.671 And that is what I will be doing today. 0:00:22.671,0:00:25.038 I personally cannot wait to get into[br]Walmart's metaverse, 0:00:25.038,0:00:27.848 look around, explore, [br]it looks fun as hell. 0:00:27.925,0:00:30.195 One of the biggest corporations[br]in the entire world 0:00:30.195,0:00:32.680 advertising to young children in[br]a video game? 0:00:32.680,0:00:34.032 Uh, let's just say 0:00:34.032,0:00:35.098 Daddy likey. 0:00:35.098,0:00:35.845 But before we do that, 0:00:35.845,0:00:39.133 before I show you the actual[br]Walmart metaverse experience. 0:00:39.133,0:00:40.338 I was surprised to find out 0:00:40.338,0:00:43.350 that this actually isn't Walmart's first[br]metaverse project. 0:00:43.350,0:00:44.473 A few months ago, 0:00:44.473,0:00:47.635 apparently Walmart was sort of laughed[br]off the internet 0:00:47.635,0:00:52.311 because this video surfaced demoing[br]their "vision of the future of shopping" 0:00:52.311,0:00:53.231 in the metaverse. 0:00:53.231,0:00:57.864 And not only did this failed experiment[br]not look like it made shopping any better, 0:00:57.864,0:00:59.885 it, like, actively made it worse. 0:00:59.885,0:01:03.758 You know how instead of like, a store[br]with colorful aisles full of products 0:01:03.758,0:01:05.930 and people from your community[br]shopping around, 0:01:05.930,0:01:08.725 you'd much rather shop in a dystopian[br]void of a Walmart 0:01:08.725,0:01:10.726 that's been abandoned for [br]a thousand years? 0:01:12.775,0:01:13.305 You d-- 0:01:13.305,0:01:14.135 Oh, you do? 0:01:14.135,0:01:16.212 Okay, that was meant to be sarcastic[br]but you actually do? 0:01:16.212,0:01:17.677 Okay, well, then maybe you'll like this. 0:01:17.677,0:01:21.451 (futuristic synth noise) 0:01:21.451,0:01:22.741 (industrial door-opening sound) 0:01:22.741,0:01:24.516 [Woman] Hi! Thanks for visiting Walmart. 0:01:24.516,0:01:26.667 I will be your shopping[br]assistant module today, 0:01:26.667,0:01:28.422 but you can call me SAM for short. 0:01:28.422,0:01:30.312 [Danny] Look man, I already feel like 0:01:30.312,0:01:34.083 kind of dystopian going to a regular[br]Walmart in the real world, 0:01:34.083,0:01:37.194 but this actually feels like I'm like a[br]test subject in some kind of 0:01:37.194,0:01:38.554 psychological experiment. 0:01:38.554,0:01:40.670 What is this void? Where am I right now? 0:01:40.670,0:01:41.503 [SAM] Let's get started. 0:01:41.503,0:01:43.024 I have your shopping list loaded up 0:01:43.024,0:01:45.680 and I'm tracking your oil change so [br]I can let you know as soon as it's done. 0:01:45.680,0:01:46.579 [Danny] Now I don't know about you, 0:01:46.579,0:01:50.154 but when I go to the store, if an employee[br]asks me if I need help finding anything, 0:01:50.154,0:01:53.113 I say no every time, even[br]if I DO need help 0:01:53.113,0:01:54.533 because I'm a nervous person. 0:01:54.533,0:01:57.805 So this? [br]This scenario is like a nightmare to me. 0:01:57.805,0:02:01.950 Just having an employee floating[br]2 feet in front of me at all times 0:02:01.950,0:02:04.661 just locking eyes with me,[br]recommending products, 0:02:04.661,0:02:06.029 is actually a nightmare. 0:02:06.029,0:02:09.906 It's like my worst-case scenario when I[br]go to a store, but if it just never ended. 0:02:09.906,0:02:12.795 It also doesn't help that she's like,[br]literally telling you what to do, 0:02:12.795,0:02:14.357 she's not even making suggestions. 0:02:14.357,0:02:16.020 [SAM] You see the tomato [br]sauce on your left? 0:02:16.140,0:02:18.315 Go ahead and grab that and then[br]place it in your cart. 0:02:18.315,0:02:19.369 [Danny] You see the tomato sauce? 0:02:19.369,0:02:20.237 Grab it. 0:02:20.362,0:02:21.026 Put it in your cart. 0:02:21.026,0:02:22.502 You said you wanted tomato sauce, right? 0:02:22.624,0:02:23.415 It's right there. 0:02:23.415,0:02:24.489 Put it in the cart now. 0:02:24.489,0:02:28.283 There's no time for browsing and[br]taking your time in the Walmart Metaverse. 0:02:28.283,0:02:29.178 Get your shit 0:02:29.178,0:02:30.171 and LEAVE. 0:02:30.171,0:02:33.486 How is this any better than [br]shopping normally? 0:02:33.486,0:02:36.532 They had every opportunity to make[br]shopping, like, a breeze, 0:02:36.532,0:02:39.611 Like, I feel like the most [br]efficient form of shopping 0:02:39.611,0:02:41.811 is ki-- is just like, ordering it online. 0:02:41.811,0:02:45.843 They didn't need to take the actual[br]physical experience of going to Walmart 0:02:45.843,0:02:46.777 and put it in VR. 0:02:46.777,0:02:48.461 If I'm not going to the store anymore, 0:02:48.461,0:02:52.801 it's like, the actual act of putting[br]a tomato sauce in my cart 0:02:52.801,0:02:54.152 is not the part I'm gonna miss. 0:02:54.152,0:02:56.521 It's probably gonna be, like, human[br]contact, or just, like, 0:02:56.521,0:02:59.770 feeling like I live-- I exist in a[br]real social world. 0:02:59.770,0:03:00.674 [SAM] Great! 0:03:00.674,0:03:01.910 Looks like you need a good wine pairing. 0:03:01.910,0:03:02.938 Take a look to your right. 0:03:02.938,0:03:03.733 (metallic clink sound) 0:03:04.440,0:03:06.723 Your age has already been pre-verified[br]through your profile, 0:03:06.723,0:03:08.157 so no need to wait for an ID check! 0:03:08.269,0:03:08.669 (bottle crashing) 0:03:08.669,0:03:10.072 [Danny] I love how in this[br]supposedly, like 0:03:10.072,0:03:13.774 futuristic utopian version of[br]Walmart in the future, 0:03:13.774,0:03:17.200 we're already being upsold to buy shit[br]that we didn't want. 0:03:17.200,0:03:19.109 It's like, "Okay, you wanted pasta sauce, 0:03:19.109,0:03:20.424 go ahead and buy a wine with that. 0:03:20.424,0:03:22.617 You can't have pasta sauce[br]without wine, right? 0:03:22.617,0:03:25.828 And also here's $5 off a [br]VUDU movie rental, 0:03:25.828,0:03:27.575 you're gonna wanna buy a movie as well. 0:03:27.575,0:03:29.098 And then, oh, you're watching a movie? 0:03:29.098,0:03:30.650 Head on over to our gun department. 0:03:30.650,0:03:32.261 You're gonna want a gun with that movie." 0:03:32.261,0:03:35.127 Also I haven't even bought pasta,[br]or meat yet. 0:03:35.127,0:03:38.070 Why is red wine the thing I need to pair[br]with the pasta sauce? 0:03:38.070,0:03:39.446 I need the rest of my meal. 0:03:39.446,0:03:43.667 Or am I just, like sipping on glass of[br]wine and one glass of pasta sauce 0:03:43.667,0:03:45.679 while I watch my VUDU rental movie? 0:03:45.679,0:03:48.669 [SAM] I'm getting a notification[br]from your connected smart fridge. 0:03:49.132,0:03:51.572 It looks like you already have a full[br]gallon of milk at home. 0:03:52.085,0:03:53.032 Should we put this one back? 0:03:53.032,0:03:53.728 [Danny] Sorry? 0:03:53.728,0:03:55.361 My FRIDGE told you that? 0:03:55.361,0:03:58.776 The sheer passive aggressive in[br]this Walmart employee's voice. 0:03:58.776,0:03:59.831 "Hey, so, um, 0:04:00.571,0:04:03.631 I noticed you have a gallon of milk[br]in your cart, but, uh, 0:04:03.631,0:04:05.467 I was just talking to your smart fridge 0:04:05.467,0:04:07.598 and he told me you already[br]have milk at home. 0:04:07.774,0:04:08.762 Should we put the milk back? 0:04:08.762,0:04:10.585 Should wittle baby put the milk back? 0:04:10.585,0:04:13.442 Did wittle baby forget that[br]we have milk at home? 0:04:13.442,0:04:15.275 (action music)[br]Did you forget in this dystopian world 0:04:15.275,0:04:16.437 there's a milk shortage? 0:04:16.437,0:04:17.836 Are you trying to hoard milk? 0:04:17.836,0:04:20.892 Also stop talking to my fridge behind[br]my back, dude. What the hell? 0:04:20.892,0:04:25.624 Why are smart fridges so integral to[br]every corporation's version of the future? 0:04:25.624,0:04:29.559 I do not want my fridge snitching on me[br]to Walmart, okay? 0:04:32.627,0:04:33.243 (beep beep) 0:04:33.248,0:04:36.528 [Danny] Damn, you can really feel the[br]anger through the screen in that toss. 0:04:36.528,0:04:38.859 "Fine, I'll fucking put the[br]milk back, dude. 0:04:38.859,0:04:40.065 Stop talking to my fridge!" 0:04:40.065,0:04:42.559 Just every part of this is so eerie. 0:04:42.559,0:04:45.139 What is with the hum[br]throughout this video? 0:04:45.139,0:04:48.113 They could've had, like,[br]fun music playing, you know, 0:04:48.113,0:04:50.949 you go to like, Target or Walmart [br]and they're playing, like, Ed Sheeran. 0:04:50.949,0:04:53.849 It's like they're making it eerie and[br]dystopian on purpose. 0:04:53.849,0:04:55.943 Every time you pick up an item[br]from the shelf 0:04:55.943,0:04:59.777 all of the shelves descend into the[br]underworld and new shelves come up. 0:04:59.777,0:05:01.381 That's really comforting, I gotta say. 0:05:01.381,0:05:03.445 There's something so comforting[br]about them being like, 0:05:03.445,0:05:04.807 "NO YOU DON'T MOVE, ALRIGHT? 0:05:04.807,0:05:05.936 THE SHELVES MOVE. 0:05:05.936,0:05:07.064 You stay right where you are. 0:05:07.064,0:05:08.939 The milk will come to you. 0:05:08.939,0:05:10.914 (distorted) The gun aisle [br]will come to you. 0:05:10.914,0:05:12.695 [SAM] Good news! Your oil change is done. 0:05:12.695,0:05:15.065 Your vehicle will be ready at the[br]Tire and Lube Express. 0:05:15.065,0:05:17.077 [Danny] Okay, now wait, so[br]this is confusing. 0:05:17.077,0:05:17.728 Am I... 0:05:18.647,0:05:21.077 at a Walmart with a VR[br]headset on? 0:05:21.077,0:05:23.180 This whole time I thought this was[br]something you do from home. 0:05:23.180,0:05:24.699 You go around, pick out all your items, 0:05:24.699,0:05:27.349 and then Walmart will come and[br]drop your stuff off. 0:05:27.349,0:05:30.776 But she just said that my car's getting[br]an oil change right now-- 0:05:30.776,0:05:32.506 [SAM] Good news! Your oil change is done. 0:05:32.506,0:05:34.257 [Danny] At the Lube Express or whatever? 0:05:34.257,0:05:35.674 [SAM] At the Tire and Lube Express. 0:05:35.674,0:05:37.002 [Danny] The Tire and Lube Express. 0:05:37.002,0:05:38.107 That's right, that's what I said. 0:05:38.107,0:05:38.788 So... 0:05:39.007,0:05:40.478 I drove to Walmart, 0:05:40.478,0:05:43.550 dropped my car off at the Tire[br]and Lube Express, 0:05:43.550,0:05:45.156 And then went into Walmart 0:05:45.156,0:05:47.337 and then just put on a VR headset? 0:05:47.337,0:05:49.704 At that point, I-- why can't I just shop? 0:05:49.704,0:05:51.480 Why do I need to be wearing a VR headset? 0:05:51.480,0:05:52.279 I'm so confused. 0:05:52.279,0:05:55.335 (ominous humming and[br]machine hissing noises) 0:05:55.335,0:05:57.296 [Danny] I feel like these hands[br]say so much 0:05:57.296,0:05:59.706 about the emotion of the person[br]watching this happen. 0:05:59.706,0:06:01.390 Would you say that this person is, like, 0:06:01.390,0:06:04.132 happy or terrified about[br]what's going on right now? 0:06:04.132,0:06:12.932 (machinery hissing noises,[br]dark scary piano music) 0:06:12.932,0:06:14.586 [SAM] I'll have the TV[br]brought out to your car. 0:06:15.900,0:06:16.785 (confirmation ding) 0:06:16.785,0:06:18.033 (drone hums to life) 0:06:18.033,0:06:22.276 [Danny] Okay, so my shopping cart[br]is going to my car to load my groceries, 0:06:22.276,0:06:26.004 this drone is just gonna deliver the TV[br]straight to my house, 0:06:26.004,0:06:29.324 and then I notice that I'm not leaving[br]the Walmart? 0:06:29.324,0:06:31.843 I notice that my cart and the TV[br]get to leave 0:06:32.345,0:06:32.868 and I don't? 0:06:32.868,0:06:33.843 There any reason for that? 0:06:33.843,0:06:35.669 (dark scary piano music)[br]"Okay, your groceries will be delievered 0:06:35.669,0:06:37.547 to your smart fridge as a sacrifice, 0:06:37.547,0:06:39.308 and you will remain here forever. 0:06:39.308,0:06:40.630 Thank you for shopping at Walmart." 0:06:40.630,0:06:42.826 Okay. I think you guys have[br]waited long enough. 0:06:42.826,0:06:45.097 You wanna see the REAL DEAL. 0:06:45.097,0:06:47.198 That experiment obviously did not work, 0:06:47.198,0:06:49.618 people were like,[br]"What the HELL is wrong with you? 0:06:49.618,0:06:51.280 Of course we don't want this." 0:06:51.280,0:06:53.335 So now it's time to look at Walmart's 0:06:53.335,0:06:57.590 actual, real-life, currently live venture[br]into the metaverse. 0:06:57.590,0:07:02.752 Walmart enters the metaverse with Roblox[br]experiences aimed at young shoppers. 0:07:02.752,0:07:04.762 Young shoppers, young shoppers, 0:07:04.762,0:07:06.745 I feel like there's another word for that, 0:07:06.745,0:07:09.680 another word that they're not using[br]for some r-- 0:07:09.680,0:07:10.603 Oh, CHILDREN! 0:07:10.603,0:07:13.398 Yeah, that's right, we usually call[br]young shoppers "children." 0:07:13.398,0:07:14.577 But I guess at the end of the day 0:07:14.577,0:07:16.833 children are basically just young[br]shoppers, aren't they? 0:07:16.833,0:07:18.220 Congratulations ma'am, 0:07:18.466,0:07:21.328 you've given birth to a beautiful[br]young male shopper. 0:07:21.328,0:07:23.146 Oh, thank you so much! 0:07:23.146,0:07:26.220 I can't wait for him to grow up and shop[br]just like his father. 0:07:26.220,0:07:27.311 Isn't that right, sweetie? 0:07:27.311,0:07:28.500 (people talking, dark scary piano music) 0:07:28.500,0:07:31.126 Walmart is entering the metaverse with two[br]experiences: 0:07:31.126,0:07:36.253 Walmart Land and Walmart's Universe of[br]Play in gaming platform Roblox. 0:07:36.253,0:07:38.299 Walmart's marketing chief, William White, 0:07:38.299,0:07:40.873 said the company will use Roblox[br]as a testing ground 0:07:40.873,0:07:43.781 as it considers other moves in[br]the metaverse and beyond. 0:07:43.781,0:07:45.814 Definitely makes it sound like they're[br]using this opportunity 0:07:45.814,0:07:47.869 to sort of experiment on children. 0:07:47.869,0:07:51.197 Which I guess makes sense as to why[br]they're not using the word "children," 0:07:51.197,0:07:53.869 cause there's lots of laws against[br]advertising to children. 0:07:53.869,0:07:55.078 But there are no laws, 0:07:55.078,0:07:56.144 as far as I know, 0:07:56.144,0:07:58.344 about advertising to young shoppers. 0:07:58.344,0:07:59.364 Ah, I just remembered, 0:07:59.364,0:08:00.606 that's my favorite show. 0:08:00.606,0:08:02.374 My favorite Big Bang[br]Theory spin-off. 0:08:02.374,0:08:03.128 Young Shopper. 0:08:03.128,0:08:06.019 The retail giant's first foray[br]into the virtual world 0:08:06.019,0:08:08.395 will feature a blimp that drops toys, 0:08:08.395,0:08:10.685 a music festival with hot artists-- 0:08:10.685,0:08:11.660 I hope they mean, like, 0:08:12.500,0:08:13.004 sexy. 0:08:13.004,0:08:15.197 The most ATTRACTIVE artists[br]we could find. 0:08:15.197,0:08:16.874 Yassified Van Gogh.[br]("Believe" by Cher plays) 0:08:16.874,0:08:18.109 -- a bunch of different games, 0:08:18.109,0:08:21.700 and a store full of virtual[br]merchandise, or "verch" -- 0:08:21.700,0:08:23.934 I think I wanna throw up from[br]reading that sentence. 0:08:23.934,0:08:26.980 -- which matches what customers[br]may find in Walmart's stores 0:08:26.980,0:08:27.915 and on its website. 0:08:27.915,0:08:31.300 Walmart is trying to make[br]themselves seem SO COOL to children. 0:08:31.300,0:08:34.342 A blimp that drops toys and[br]music festivals? 0:08:34.342,0:08:37.687 Kids that grow up going[br]to Walmart Land in Roblox 0:08:37.687,0:08:41.148 are gonna be so disappointed the[br]first time they actually go to a Walmart. 0:08:41.148,0:08:42.258 They're gonna walk in, 0:08:42.258,0:08:45.694 there's like a small cowboy kid[br]yodeling in the corner, 0:08:45.694,0:08:49.637 in another corner there's an employee[br]in a physical altercation with a customer. 0:08:49.637,0:08:51.994 They're like bashing[br]the customer's head in, 0:08:51.994,0:08:53.309 the poor kid is like, 0:08:53.799,0:08:55.934 "Where's the blimp that drops toys?" 0:08:55.934,0:08:59.104 For now, Walmart won't make money[br]from its immersive experiences. 0:08:59.104,0:09:01.247 Gamers can earn tokens and other rewards 0:09:01.247,0:09:03.368 to put towards virtual[br]merchandise on Roblox. 0:09:03.368,0:09:07.493 Brands like L.O.L Surprise! and[br]Skullcandy headphones 0:09:07.493,0:09:09.402 were included in the experiences based on 0:09:09.402,0:09:12.621 their popularity with Roblox's[br]younger audience of gamers. 0:09:12.621,0:09:14.168 Still not using the word "children." 0:09:14.168,0:09:15.255 No, now they're young gamers. 0:09:15.255,0:09:17.328 Walmart COULD make money from it[br]in the future-- 0:09:17.328,0:09:18.035 Oh. 0:09:18.880,0:09:19.440 You think? 0:09:19.440,0:09:23.600 You think Walmart MIGHT somehow[br]be trying to find out a way to make money 0:09:23.600,0:09:24.393 from this? 0:09:24.897,0:09:25.562 (scoffs) 0:09:25.796,0:09:26.596 I don't know man. 0:09:26.596,0:09:27.927 Seems a little far-fetched to me. 0:09:27.927,0:09:29.219 I kind of assumed they were doing this 0:09:29.219,0:09:30.030 pro bono.[br](bass-boosted buzzing) 0:09:30.030,0:09:33.715 Universe of Play has games that feature[br]items from Walmart's top toy list 0:09:33.715,0:09:36.764 for the holiday season, like Razor[br]scooters and Paw Patrol 0:09:36.764,0:09:39.305 and Jurassic World characters--[br]a potential nudge 0:09:39.305,0:09:41.253 to get Roblox users to ask for them. 0:09:41.253,0:09:42.613 A potential nudge? 0:09:42.613,0:09:44.022 Has the person who wrote this article 0:09:44.022,0:09:45.409 ever heard of Walmart? 0:09:45.409,0:09:46.709 Or like, business? 0:09:46.709,0:09:49.077 They're showing really popular products 0:09:49.077,0:09:51.623 to kids in a really popular kids' game. 0:09:51.623,0:09:55.912 Maybe that could be to get them to[br]BUY the products FROM WALMART. 0:09:55.912,0:09:57.601 Walmart Land has an obstacle course 0:09:57.601,0:10:01.573 of oversized items from the retailer's[br]Gen Z-focused beauty brands, 0:10:01.573,0:10:03.466 such as skin-care products from Bubble 0:10:03.466,0:10:05.979 and makeup from Uoma by Sharon C. 0:10:05.979,0:10:07.411 It's crazy that even in the metaverse 0:10:07.411,0:10:09.150 corporations are trying to[br]convince you that 0:10:09.150,0:10:10.503 You Are Ugly. 0:10:10.503,0:10:13.074 You're a fully digital avatar and[br]Walmart's still like, 0:10:13.074,0:10:15.081 "We can still tell you're uglyyy! 0:10:15.081,0:10:17.384 Hellooo! You need to buy virtual makeup! 0:10:17.384,0:10:20.326 We just talked to your smart fridge and[br]it told us you're uglyyy~" 0:10:20.326,0:10:23.247 To be fair, of course your Roblox[br]character needs makeup. 0:10:23.247,0:10:24.222 (screaming effect)[br]They're all hideous. 0:10:24.222,0:10:25.762 There's no way a Roblox character's 0:10:25.762,0:10:28.400 ever going to conform to[br]traditional beauty standards. 0:10:28.400,0:10:29.973 They have, like, pitch-black doll eyes. 0:10:29.973,0:10:31.118 Alright guys, I don't know about you, 0:10:31.118,0:10:31.820 but I'm ready. 0:10:31.820,0:10:34.639 My young shopper mind is ready[br]to be advertised to. 0:10:34.639,0:10:35.911 Let's hop into this game. 0:10:35.911,0:10:37.082 And so I hopped 0:10:37.193,0:10:38.097 into this game. 0:10:38.097,0:10:39.107 (claps)[br](cool synth music plays) 0:10:39.107,0:10:40.766 I have never played Roblox before. 0:10:40.766,0:10:43.293 So unfortunately, even though Walmart is 0:10:43.293,0:10:45.790 advertising this as[br]a metaverse experience, 0:10:45.790,0:10:46.970 it's not in VR. 0:10:46.970,0:10:50.962 I kind of thought that every metaverse[br]experience takes place in VR, 0:10:50.962,0:10:53.229 but I guess metaverse just means[br]it's in the computer. 0:10:53.229,0:10:56.572 I don't know how that's different[br]from like, walmart.com. 0:10:56.572,0:10:58.599 That's in the computer, is that[br]not the metaverse? 0:10:58.599,0:11:02.098 Since the game is not in VR and I[br]wanted to still wear a cool headset, 0:11:02.098,0:11:04.232 I'm gonna be wearing these cool[br]gamer glasses 0:11:04.232,0:11:05.598 instead of a VR headset. 0:11:05.598,0:11:06.976 Anyway, I have, um 0:11:06.976,0:11:09.393 actually have no idea how Roblox works. 0:11:09.393,0:11:12.732 It took me a minute to figure out[br]how to actually get into Roblox 0:11:12.732,0:11:15.209 and start playing in[br]Walmart's world of play. 0:11:15.209,0:11:16.591 I guess there's all these worlds here. 0:11:16.591,0:11:18.166 I wonder if Walmart Land[br]is in here somewhere. 0:11:18.166,0:11:19.121 Survival. 0:11:19.121,0:11:20.226 Probably not gonna be in there. 0:11:20.226,0:11:21.766 "Yeah, Walmart Universe of Play, 0:11:21.766,0:11:23.235 the new SURVIVAL game. 0:11:23.235,0:11:24.717 Try not to get MURDERED in our- 0:11:24.717,0:11:26.042 in the new Walmart Land." 0:11:26.042,0:11:28.512 Apparently Roblox isn't just one game, 0:11:28.512,0:11:30.492 it's like a million different games. 0:11:30.492,0:11:31.963 "Don't Call at 3 AM" 0:11:31.963,0:11:33.469 and it's a picture of Dwayne[br]"The Rock" Johnson. 0:11:33.469,0:11:34.333 "Squid Game." 0:11:34.333,0:11:37.469 "Last to Leave," it's like a[br]Mr. Beast video within Roblox. 0:11:37.469,0:11:38.546 What is Roblox? 0:11:38.546,0:11:39.533 What IS... 0:11:39.663,0:11:40.429 Roblox 0:11:40.429,0:11:40.985 anyway? 0:11:40.985,0:11:42.831 But eventually I found Walmart Land 0:11:42.831,0:11:44.841 in the Recommended For You tab. 0:11:45.247,0:11:46.234 They know why I'm here. 0:11:46.234,0:11:47.219 New to Walmart Land? 0:11:48.126,0:11:48.535 Yes. 0:11:48.535,0:11:49.257 Well, welcome! 0:11:49.257,0:11:51.859 It's a place where inspiration[br]starts with play, 0:11:51.859,0:11:55.628 including mini games, challenges,[br]an obby, and more-- 0:11:55.928,0:11:56.801 An obby? 0:11:56.801,0:11:57.601 Am I supposed to know what that is? 0:11:57.601,0:11:58.655 Is that Roblox lingo? 0:11:58.655,0:12:01.772 Or is that just a, like, a word in[br]the English language that I don't know? 0:12:01.772,0:12:02.631 Oh, this is helpful. 0:12:02.631,0:12:03.878 Is obby a word? 0:12:03.878,0:12:05.516 Yeah, obby is a valid English word. 0:12:05.516,0:12:06.573 Okay, what does it mean though? 0:12:06.573,0:12:07.495 The hell is an obby? 0:12:07.495,0:12:08.004 Oh! 0:12:08.004,0:12:09.721 In Roblox, it's an obstacle course. 0:12:09.721,0:12:11.338 Explore Electric Island! 0:12:11.338,0:12:12.998 Play Netflix Trivia 0:12:12.998,0:12:14.587 hosted by Noah Schnapp?? 0:12:14.587,0:12:15.312 Wait. 0:12:15.312,0:12:16.681 The dude from Stranger Things? 0:12:16.681,0:12:18.563 Is hosting a game in Walmart Land? 0:12:18.563,0:12:20.379 Compete in the Dance Off Challenge. 0:12:20.379,0:12:21.555 Make beats in the DJ-- 0:12:21.555,0:12:22.992 okay, this place actually... 0:12:24.611,0:12:25.996 this place actually might[br]be kinda cool. 0:12:25.996,0:12:27.179 That's right, it MIGHT. 0:12:27.179,0:12:29.149 Now there's some cool-sounding[br]stuff in here, 0:12:29.149,0:12:32.053 like a giant cosmetics obstacle course, 0:12:32.053,0:12:34.281 but what I'm really interested in 0:12:34.281,0:12:37.809 is Noah Schnapp hosting[br]trivia in Roblox. 0:12:37.809,0:12:39.719 How is he just IN Walmart Land? 0:12:39.719,0:12:42.207 Is he just playing Roblox all the time? 0:12:42.207,0:12:45.553 Just sitting there waiting to ask people[br]questions about Netflix? 0:12:45.553,0:12:46.861 How much are they paying him for this? 0:12:46.861,0:12:48.257 There's no wrong way to play! 0:12:48.257,0:12:49.875 I bet I can prove you wrong, buster. 0:12:49.875,0:12:52.191 Let's see how long it takes me[br]to get banned from this world. 0:12:52.191,0:12:54.493 Then we'll find out if there's[br]a wrong way to play, won't we? 0:12:54.493,0:12:56.782 So this is Walmart Land. 0:12:56.782,0:12:58.954 My initial impressions of the game were 0:12:58.954,0:12:59.713 not great. 0:12:59.713,0:13:00.501 So this is me. 0:13:00.801,0:13:01.808 See, the thing I don't get, 0:13:01.808,0:13:03.186 okay, this isn't even, this isn't 0:13:03.186,0:13:05.558 a thing about Walmart Land specifically. 0:13:05.558,0:13:07.088 But why's this game so ugly? 0:13:07.088,0:13:07.681 (grunt through gritted teeth) DIH! 0:13:08.081,0:13:08.545 DIH! 0:13:08.545,0:13:09.937 DIH! DIH! DIH! DIH! 0:13:09.937,0:13:11.537 This video's just gonna be me discovering 0:13:11.537,0:13:13.441 the horrors of Roblox. 0:13:13.441,0:13:15.781 It's not even gonna have anything[br]to do with Walmart anymore. 0:13:15.781,0:13:16.794 What the fuck? 0:13:16.794,0:13:18.070 Check how loud the game is. 0:13:18.070,0:13:18.539 UH! 0:13:18.539,0:13:19.484 It's about this loud. 0:13:19.484,0:13:20.186 (echoing) UH!! 0:13:20.186,0:13:23.326 I knew I couldn't go seeing Noah[br]in this wretched default outfit, 0:13:23.326,0:13:25.262 but lucky for me, Walmart Land 0:13:25.262,0:13:26.410 has a virtual store. 0:13:26.410,0:13:27.893 Ooh, there's a store, let's go over there. 0:13:27.893,0:13:30.115 I can buy some Walmart jeans! 0:13:30.115,0:13:34.063 Where you can shop for clothing from[br]real life clothing brands like Bonobos. 0:13:34.063,0:13:35.384 Wide-leg jeans, 0:13:35.384,0:13:36.969 Bone-a-bose sweatpants. 0:13:36.969,0:13:37.905 Is that how you pronounce it? 0:13:37.905,0:13:40.432 (dark piano music)[br]I looked it up afterwards and it is not. 0:13:41.015,0:13:41.673 Bonobos. 0:13:41.673,0:13:43.947 But that wouldn't stop me from[br]mispronouncing it 0:13:43.947,0:13:45.780 the entire time I played this game. 0:13:45.780,0:13:47.321 I guess I need coins to buy some 0:13:47.321,0:13:48.760 BONABOSE sweatpants. 0:13:48.760,0:13:51.709 I don't think I've ever met anyone[br]that's actually been wearing an article 0:13:51.709,0:13:52.441 of Bona-- 0:13:52.741,0:13:53.113 Bone-- 0:13:53.530,0:13:54.161 Bonny-- 0:13:55.421,0:13:56.178 Bonaboe clothing. 0:13:56.178,0:13:57.452 But I'm gonna go and get some. 0:13:57.452,0:14:01.045 There's a couple different ways you[br]can collect tokens to buy Bonabose clothing 0:14:01.045,0:14:02.056 in Walmart Land. 0:14:02.056,0:14:04.991 First, as we know, there's a[br]blimp that drops toys. 0:14:04.991,0:14:07.128 Okay, there's a thing at the top[br]that says "Next Blimp," 0:14:07.128,0:14:08.970 a minute and a half away. 0:14:08.970,0:14:09.834 Oh, there it is! 0:14:13.407,0:14:14.396 Take me with you. 0:14:14.396,0:14:15.597 I want to go in the blimp. 0:14:15.597,0:14:17.053 Except as far as I can tell, 0:14:17.053,0:14:19.777 it only ever drops cold hard cash. 0:14:19.777,0:14:21.196 Ookayyy. 0:14:21.196,0:14:23.983 I just got 82 surprise coins. 0:14:23.983,0:14:25.799 Okay, sick, so it dropped some coins. 0:14:25.799,0:14:28.510 Didn't drop any walmart.com T-shirts[br]or anything, 0:14:28.510,0:14:30.020 so a little underwhelming, but. 0:14:30.020,0:14:30.940 These coins will make do. 0:14:30.940,0:14:33.778 I did get distracted from my mission[br]to buy some sweatpants 0:14:33.778,0:14:36.618 when I realized there was[br]a fight going on in the chat. 0:14:36.618,0:14:39.141 Looks like there's a bit of a dispute[br]happening in the chat. 0:14:39.141,0:14:41.419 It's the same person who[br]commented over and over. 0:14:41.419,0:14:41.972 No. 0:14:41.972,0:14:43.110 This is my monorail. 0:14:43.110,0:14:43.582 Off. 0:14:43.582,0:14:44.704 Wait for the next one. 0:14:44.704,0:14:46.043 WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE! 0:14:46.043,0:14:46.661 OFF! 0:14:46.661,0:14:47.367 Holy shit. 0:14:47.367,0:14:48.650 There's a monorail in this game? 0:14:48.650,0:14:50.783 How do I hop on this thing[br]to piss this guy off? 0:14:50.783,0:14:53.333 I was told there's no wrong way to[br]play, so I'm assuming that 0:14:53.333,0:14:56.256 hopping on this guy's monorail[br]just to piss him off is cool? 0:14:56.256,0:14:56.700 I said, 0:14:56.700,0:14:58.633 "I'm waiting to get on your monorail.[br]I'm so excited." 0:14:58.633,0:14:59.002 and he said, 0:14:59.002,0:15:00.366 "No. Wait for the next one." 0:15:00.366,0:15:04.055 (badass rebellious rock music) 0:15:04.055,0:15:04.796 Let's go. 0:15:04.796,0:15:06.433 But I guess he was pretty[br]serious about it, 0:15:06.433,0:15:08.827 because by the time the monorail[br]came around, he was gone 0:15:08.827,0:15:10.266 and I never heard from him again. 0:15:10.266,0:15:13.794 Wow, what a beautiful view[br]I have of Walmart Land. 0:15:13.794,0:15:16.553 Trying to sort of get a good[br]vantage point to get a good look 0:15:16.553,0:15:18.698 from the monorail at Walmart Land. 0:15:18.698,0:15:22.567 Can I sort of zoom out and just get a[br]really good bird's eye view-- 0:15:22.567,0:15:23.325 Nope, okay. 0:15:23.325,0:15:24.235 Now I'm looking at my own 0:15:24.235,0:15:24.861 taint. 0:15:24.861,0:15:26.921 Sort of wanted to look[br]at Walmart Land instead. 0:15:26.921,0:15:28.343 Wait, how do I have 200 coins now? 0:15:28.343,0:15:29.164 What happened here? 0:15:29.164,0:15:30.118 How did I get that many coins? 0:15:30.118,0:15:31.113 I still don't know. 0:15:31.113,0:15:33.639 Watching the video back, I'm just[br]standing on the monorail 0:15:33.639,0:15:35.859 and I gain 100 coins for no reason. 0:15:35.859,0:15:37.117 I don't know but it's time to go buy 0:15:37.117,0:15:38.327 some frickin' PANTS! 0:15:38.327,0:15:41.924 Pants, pants, pants, pants,[br]pants, pants, pants! 0:15:41.924,0:15:43.906 Guys, I gotta level with you,[br]I didn't buy the pants. 0:15:43.906,0:15:45.867 In fact, I didn't buy[br]any Bonobos clothing. 0:15:45.867,0:15:47.571 I LOOKED at the Bonobos clothing. 0:15:47.571,0:15:49.169 Oh, I can buy shirts too? 0:15:49.169,0:15:50.768 Well, hold on, this changes everything! 0:15:50.768,0:15:53.263 They've got Bonabose Ssshweater Blue. 0:15:53.263,0:15:56.995 That's that sad feeling you get[br]when you put on your Bonabose sweater. 0:15:56.995,0:15:59.243 (sad piano music) Got the [br]Bonabose sweater blues, man. 0:15:59.243,0:16:00.641 But then I found something that I thought 0:16:00.641,0:16:02.863 was a little more likely to impress Noah. 0:16:02.863,0:16:04.562 Oh, and they have[br]Stranger Things stuff, too. 0:16:04.562,0:16:06.172 Dude, I could dress up as Eleven-- 0:16:06.172,0:16:07.303 Oh wait, let me try it on. 0:16:14.363,0:16:15.489 And here I am. 0:16:15.489,0:16:16.677 And why am I not wearing it? 0:16:16.677,0:16:17.295 Excuse me. 0:16:17.295,0:16:18.203 EXCUSE ME. 0:16:18.203,0:16:20.102 Maybe this is just Roblox as a whole, 0:16:20.102,0:16:22.751 but Walmart Land was[br]generally very glitchy. 0:16:22.751,0:16:24.205 How do I put on this freaking dress?! 0:16:24.205,0:16:25.810 I have a feeling it's in this bag, 0:16:25.810,0:16:28.416 but I-- there's sort of like a list[br]of players in the way that I can't-- 0:16:28.416,0:16:29.537 so I can't click on the bag. 0:16:29.537,0:16:31.108 (growling) Let me click on[br]the goddamn BAG. 0:16:31.108,0:16:32.749 When I bought this Eleven costume, 0:16:32.749,0:16:35.458 and I went into my inventory,[br]it said it was already equipped, 0:16:35.458,0:16:36.886 but it wasn't, and I had to like, 0:16:36.886,0:16:38.308 unequip it and then reequip it 0:16:38.308,0:16:40.078 and then just like, wait a couple seconds 0:16:40.078,0:16:41.366 for it to show up on my body. 0:16:41.366,0:16:42.201 LET'S 0:16:42.201,0:16:44.293 GO!!![br](cheerful electronic music playing) 0:16:44.293,0:16:44.777 DUDE! 0:16:44.777,0:16:46.834 I just turned into Millie Bobby Brown 0:16:46.834,0:16:48.605 from a Millie Bobby Clown. 0:16:48.605,0:16:49.822 Can you dance in this game? 0:16:49.822,0:16:51.157 Maybe someone in the chat[br]can help me. 0:16:53.385,0:16:56.269 It's time to see how kind the[br]people of Roblox are, I guess. 0:16:56.269,0:16:56.659 Oh! 0:16:56.659,0:17:00.008 You can dance in Roblox, but there's[br]certain games that you can't dance in. 0:17:00.008,0:17:02.171 Well surely you can dance in[br]Walmart Land, 0:17:02.171,0:17:04.523 it's the best place in the goddamn world. 0:17:04.523,0:17:05.754 (ominous THUD sound) 0:17:06.765,0:17:07.295 They said, 0:17:07.295,0:17:08.519 "I tried and it didn't work." 0:17:08.519,0:17:09.375 Excusez-moi. 0:17:09.375,0:17:12.375 There's supposed to be, like, a dance[br]rave here, isn't there? 0:17:12.375,0:17:13.362 And you're not allowed to dance? 0:17:13.362,0:17:15.345 There's a music concert,[br]a music festival, 0:17:15.345,0:17:16.930 and you're just meant to[br]stand there like this? 0:17:16.930,0:17:18.851 (cheerful electronic music playing) 0:17:18.851,0:17:20.787 Woah. ColdAtlantic sent me[br]a friend request. 0:17:20.787,0:17:22.471 Sure, dog. I'll be anyone's friend. 0:17:22.471,0:17:24.656 As long as they can teach me[br]how to freakin' play this game. 0:17:24.656,0:17:27.043 So it looks like there's some[br]areas of Walmart Land 0:17:27.043,0:17:28.400 they have not fleshed out yet. 0:17:28.400,0:17:30.557 There's a bunch of bubbles[br]that just say "Coming soon." 0:17:30.557,0:17:33.448 So they're keeping some hype alive[br]for Walmart Land. 0:17:33.448,0:17:35.482 As if there wasn't enough already, y'know? 0:17:35.482,0:17:37.441 While searching for Noah, I came across 0:17:37.441,0:17:39.044 the cosmetics obby. 0:17:39.044,0:17:41.806 The goal is simple, just try to[br]get to the end of the obby. 0:17:41.806,0:17:42.456 Alright. 0:17:42.456,0:17:44.436 I thought I'd give it a go in[br]an effort to, I don't know, 0:17:44.436,0:17:45.570 earn some extra tokens. 0:17:46.955,0:17:47.956 Uh! Uh, uh- 0:17:47.956,0:17:48.915 oh God! 0:17:48.915,0:17:49.914 But little did I know 0:17:49.914,0:17:51.446 this obstacle course 0:17:51.757,0:17:52.710 would ruin me. 0:17:52.710,0:17:54.456 (rock music playing) 0:17:54.456,0:17:55.272 Fuck! Shit! 0:17:55.272,0:17:56.594 I hate Walmart Land now. 0:17:56.594,0:17:58.378 I don't wanna buy any of[br]these products at all! 0:17:58.378,0:17:58.960 What is this?! 0:17:58.960,0:17:59.639 OW! 0:17:59.639,0:18:00.723 Am I just bad at this? 0:18:00.723,0:18:01.307 EH! 0:18:01.307,0:18:02.418 Fucking. 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Is that the end? 0:19:59.372,0:20:01.374 (grand, momentous string music) 0:20:01.374,0:20:02.558 Wheeee! 0:20:02.692,0:20:03.332 LET'S 0:20:03.332,0:20:04.461 GO!!!! 0:20:04.461,0:20:05.190 LET'S GO! 0:20:05.190,0:20:06.746 We're back, baby! We did it. 0:20:06.746,0:20:09.396 250 coins, by the way. 0:20:09.396,0:20:10.964 So I'm basically rich now. 0:20:10.964,0:20:11.923 Oh my god. 0:20:11.923,0:20:14.238 (laughing) That look so[br]much longer than it should have, holy cow. 0:20:14.238,0:20:16.992 They say the night is darkest[br]just before the dawn, 0:20:16.992,0:20:18.531 and I have to say in this case, 0:20:18.531,0:20:19.451 that was correct, 0:20:19.451,0:20:21.468 because right after this obstacle course, 0:20:21.468,0:20:23.282 I found Electric Island-- 0:20:23.282,0:20:25.251 Electric Island looks kinda[br]fun, let's go there. 0:20:25.251,0:20:27.639 --and by extension, Noah Schnapp. 0:20:27.639,0:20:30.268 Okay, what is there[br]to do on Electric Island? 0:20:30.268,0:20:32.708 Play Netflix Trivia hosted[br]by Noah Schnapp. 0:20:32.708,0:20:35.581 I have a feeling it's just, like,[br]a bot that says he's Noah Schnapp. 0:20:35.581,0:20:37.107 But it'd be crazy if it was actually him. 0:20:37.107,0:20:38.707 It'd be crazy if it wasn't even, like, 0:20:38.707,0:20:39.839 a Roblox character, 0:20:39.839,0:20:41.173 it was just, like, him in the game. 0:20:41.173,0:20:43.427 I looked around for a little bit[br]trying to find this guy, 0:20:43.427,0:20:44.767 and I gotta say, 0:20:44.767,0:20:47.828 the name "Electric Island" makes[br]this place sound a lot more fun 0:20:47.828,0:20:48.805 than it actually is. 0:20:48.805,0:20:51.784 Alright, I'm already seeing something[br]that looks pretty fun in Electric Island. 0:20:51.784,0:20:52.837 A pool party. 0:20:52.837,0:20:56.077 Let's go, dude. Let's go, let's turn up! 0:20:56.077,0:20:57.669 Okay, there is no one here. 0:20:57.669,0:21:00.245 You know, for the fun[br]and totally happening place 0:21:00.245,0:21:02.743 that they made it[br]seem like Electric Island 0:21:02.743,0:21:05.011 and more broadly Walmart Land would be, 0:21:05.011,0:21:06.675 it doesn't seem like there's[br]that many people here. 0:21:06.675,0:21:07.873 Feels kinda... lonely. 0:21:07.873,0:21:09.230 Does it show how many people are in here? 0:21:09.230,0:21:11.886 18, 19, 20, 21, 22. 0:21:11.886,0:21:14.711 There's 22 people here in Walmart Land. 0:21:14.711,0:21:18.872 So this looks like the gigantic stage[br]where huge concerts take place 0:21:18.872,0:21:20.815 and everyone stands still and watches. 0:21:20.815,0:21:22.923 This place is electric during live events! 0:21:22.923,0:21:23.589 I doubt it. 0:21:23.589,0:21:24.454 I highly doubt it. 0:21:24.454,0:21:27.799 Electric Island is a strange[br]and mysterious place. 0:21:30.144,0:21:31.962 Maybe I-- Woah! What's going on? 0:21:31.962,0:21:34.655 And they did a damn good job[br]of hiding Noah Schnapp. 0:21:34.655,0:21:36.028 Alright, where's Noah Schnapp at? 0:21:36.028,0:21:37.600 Let me talk to Noah Schnapp, dude. 0:21:37.600,0:21:38.560 Where's Noah Schnapp? 0:21:38.560,0:21:39.793 Noahhhh? 0:21:39.793,0:21:42.401 I want to play some[br]Netflix Trivia with youuu. 0:21:42.401,0:21:43.989 But eventually, I made it 0:21:44.499,0:21:45.595 to the trivia floor. 0:21:45.595,0:21:46.574 There we go! 0:21:46.574,0:21:49.139 I found an elevator.[br]Netflix Trivia, please. 0:21:52.561,0:21:55.018 I feel closer to Noah than ever before. 0:21:55.018,0:21:57.856 (Netflix's reverbing "duh-dun" sound) 0:21:57.856,0:21:59.093 (Noah) Hey, what's up everyone, 0:21:59.093,0:22:00.442 I'm Noah Schnapp, and you might know me 0:22:00.442,0:22:02.310 as Will Byers from Stranger Things. 0:22:02.310,0:22:03.441 (Danny) It's actually him![br](Noah) Anyway, today 0:22:03.441,0:22:06.379 we're gonna have some fun playing[br]Netflix Trivia here in Walmart Land. 0:22:06.379,0:22:08.349 There are 3 categories you choose from, 0:22:08.349,0:22:10.953 one about Stranger Things,[br]another about Outer Banks, 0:22:10.953,0:22:12.373 and a third called "Surprise Me." 0:22:12.373,0:22:15.490 (Danny) You know, something tells me[br]he wasn't actually IN Walmart Land. 0:22:15.490,0:22:19.206 There weren't too many blank white walls[br]that I saw in Walmart Land. 0:22:19.206,0:22:21.726 He said, like, "I hope we're all[br]having fun in Walmart Land" 0:22:21.726,0:22:22.815 like he was also there. 0:22:22.815,0:22:24.444 He didn't even look[br]like a Roblox character. 0:22:24.444,0:22:26.057 Now the only thing left to do 0:22:26.244,0:22:29.526 was play some Stranger Things[br]trivia with my boy Noah. 0:22:29.526,0:22:31.794 What sport does Lucas[br]play at Hawkins High? 0:22:31.794,0:22:32.903 Football...? 0:22:32.903,0:22:33.508 Fuck! 0:22:33.508,0:22:35.722 Oh no, I forgot I don't[br]watch Stranger Things! 0:22:35.722,0:22:37.929 I didn't know the answers to[br]any of these questions! 0:22:37.929,0:22:40.477 Which of the following is[br]a real quote from Argyle? 0:22:40.477,0:22:41.335 Who is Argyle? 0:22:41.485,0:22:42.521 5 coins 0:22:42.521,0:22:45.376 for like 30 minutes of work[br]trying to find Will-- 0:22:45.376,0:22:46.326 oh, sorry, not Will. 0:22:46.326,0:22:48.112 Noah is his real name in real life. 0:22:48.112,0:22:49.873 And I get 5 measly coins. 0:22:49.873,0:22:52.417 I kinda felt like all[br]the kiddos in Season 1 0:22:52.417,0:22:53.414 trying to find this dude. 0:22:53.414,0:22:55.106 And I finally do and I get 5 coins. 0:22:55.106,0:22:57.736 I-- At this point I've gotta pretty[br]much be the richest person 0:22:57.736,0:22:58.996 in Walmart Land, so. 0:22:58.996,0:23:00.180 (electronic-sounding piano keys play) 0:23:00.180,0:23:01.712 I think I'm just gonna head to the store 0:23:01.712,0:23:03.314 and spend all of my money 0:23:03.314,0:23:04.078 and then be done. 0:23:04.078,0:23:06.898 So I got some Bonabose Sweater Blues 0:23:06.898,0:23:08.706 and some Bonabose Sweatpants. 0:23:08.706,0:23:11.151 And let's just see how I look. 0:23:11.459,0:23:13.010 And they didn't appear on my character-- 0:23:13.010,0:23:14.246 That's not the sweater I just bought. 0:23:14.246,0:23:15.112 Is this game broken? 0:23:15.112,0:23:15.740 Oh, there we go. 0:23:15.740,0:23:16.697 But now what happened to my pants? 0:23:16.697,0:23:18.471 The sweater's on, but [br]my blue pants are not. 0:23:18.471,0:23:19.544 --And then I quit the game. 0:23:19.544,0:23:21.140 Well guys, I think I've[br]played enough Roblox 0:23:21.140,0:23:22.784 for today and the rest of my life. 0:23:22.784,0:23:24.151 I hope you enjoyed this in-depth look 0:23:24.151,0:23:26.418 at Walmart's first steps[br]into the metaverse. 0:23:26.418,0:23:27.482 I'll see you guys next time, 0:23:27.482,0:23:28.312 uh-buh-bye.