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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.56,0:00:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Ready or not, here I come!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.88,0:00:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.26,0:00:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Alright, I'll tell you what.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.32,0:00:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Winner of hide-and-seek gets to play
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.69,0:00:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dragon Ball Z on the Kinect first.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.33,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's, like, the lamest prize ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.00,0:00:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Kinect sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.16,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, you're, like, the worst\Nhider in the history of hiding.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.57,0:00:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick nuggets!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.63,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick nuggets!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick nugget!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.10,0:00:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick nuggets!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.12,0:00:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick nugget!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.64,0:00:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but this time I have a way\Nawesome hiding space
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're never gonna find me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.24,0:00:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so I guess I'll find you in, \Nuh...oh, let's see, 15 seconds?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.36,0:00:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, more like 15 years!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.25,0:00:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dog years.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.79,0:00:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause that's, like, longer, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.20,0:00:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Three, two, one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.52,0:00:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready or not, here I come. Bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.75,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.83,0:01:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frick balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.96,0:01:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.98,0:01:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, I wonder where Ian is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.14,0:01:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gotcha, you--\N-(groaning in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.09,0:01:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...sorry, Stevie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.31,0:01:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.29,0:01:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whistles casually)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.38,0:01:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) Okay, Ian! You can come out now!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.64,0:01:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.80,0:01:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm serious, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.22,0:01:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just end this stupid game, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.25,0:01:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.66,0:01:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, if you're not coming \Nout, I guess I'm playing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.04,0:01:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dragon Ball Z without you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.38,0:01:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kamayamayaaaaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.52,0:01:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day One:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.41,0:01:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been under the table\Nfor three hours now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.06,0:01:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony is trying to lure me out,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.94,0:01:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm not gonna fall for his little tricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.65,0:01:55.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't come out, I'm gonna\Neat all your pink-frosted
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.83,0:01:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sprinkled donuts!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.06,0:01:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna use your blow-up doll!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.07,0:02:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna pop all your bubble wrap!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.69,0:02:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna send all my\Nnude pictures to your mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.82,0:02:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat your grandpa's ashes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.96,0:02:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the best hider ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.66,0:02:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That idiot actually thinks I\Nleft the house or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.83,0:02:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.31,0:02:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, uh, since I'm all alone,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I might as well go play with my junk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.13,0:02:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day six:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.40,0:02:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I finally found a friend in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.75,0:02:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's a guy, but I can't\Nreally seem to find his balls,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.93,0:02:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I should probably give \Nhim a gender-neutral name,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.74,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, uh, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly sounds good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.76,0:02:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) Man, playing with my junk \Njust isn't any fun without Ian here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.35,0:02:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He used to love watching me play with my junk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.90,0:02:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well...since he is not here, I guess
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.12,0:02:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might as well have a circle jerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.96,0:02:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day 10:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.49,0:02:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kelly seems down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.21,0:02:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta find out what's wrong with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.53,0:02:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or...her. I-I don't really know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.65,0:02:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still haven't found his balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.24,0:03:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong, buddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.67,0:03:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just so hungry! We need to\Nfind some food up in this bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.21,0:03:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, but there isn't any.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.85,0:03:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Anthony?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.32,0:03:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna eat Anthony.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.66,0:03:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.13,0:03:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has food!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.68,0:03:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I'm not gonna come out of hiding until he
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.86,0:03:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tells me that I'm the best hider of all time!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.13,0:03:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So shut your yeasty little f*cking trap, Kelly!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.54,0:03:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus! Chill out, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.43,0:03:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy's a jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.90,0:03:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a jerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.86,0:03:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're all jerky-jerky-jerks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.65,0:03:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm circling all of these jerks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.49,0:03:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) Man, I'm bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.19,0:03:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess since I'm all alone,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.62,0:03:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I might as well go masturbate!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.12,0:03:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day 21:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.78,0:03:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony's still in the bathroom,\Ndoing what kind of sounds like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.84,0:03:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weight lifting or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.94,0:03:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.84,0:03:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I know is that I'm starving to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.100,0:03:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to find something to eat...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.38,0:03:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bread) No! No, Ian, don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.76,0:03:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just-Just one little bite won't hurt, will it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.32,0:04:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bread) Of course it'll freaking hurt, idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.74,0:04:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just-Just one little nibble.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.17,0:04:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bread) Come on, silly!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.42,0:04:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about what you're doing!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.72,0:04:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bread whimpers) Oh, Jesus...oh...oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.80,0:04:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup! Thought about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.96,0:04:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(toast screams in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What time is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.52,0:04:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you doing down here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.77,0:04:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Anthony!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.41,0:04:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, now that you've finally found me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.06,0:04:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you're ready to admit\Nthat I'm the greatest
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.34,0:04:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hide-and-seeker of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.53,0:04:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...Anthony is my grandpa?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.72,0:04:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, "grandpa"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.19,0:04:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been 50 years since you \Nwent missing, dumb ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.17,0:04:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoaaaa.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.30,0:04:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a new Xbox?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.17,0:04:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup. Xbox 36.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.49,0:04:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's the Kinect work?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.61,0:04:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still sucks balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.99,0:05:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Kinect) Searching the internet\Nfor old men sucking balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.61,0:05:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAH! My eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.72,0:05:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see deleted scenes and bloopers...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.10,0:05:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to beat my meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.22,0:05:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I like to eat my meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.81,0:05:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the video on the right!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.91,0:05:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rock out. I throw the babies into the pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.10,0:05:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My grandkids ain't pussies!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.63,0:05:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you want to see another \Nvideo with Ian writing in a diary...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.63,0:05:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Shut up, it's a man journal!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.54,0:05:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the other video on the right, sillies!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.50,0:05:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you better subscribe, bitches, or else
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.74,0:05:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.06,0:05:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it, I swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.40,0:05:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.05,0:05:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming in pain) Oh no, \NJesus! Not again! Oohhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.80,0:05:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, uh, speaking of balls,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.25,0:05:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you guys know if slices \Nof bread are girls or boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.16,0:05:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bread) I'm a fricking man, you dick biscuit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.16,0:05:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) AAAAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.10,0:05:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jackass.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.06,0:05:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube \Nto see other videos or make a request]