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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lobsters are turning into humans.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So check this out guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this picture of this claw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now back to the claw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at the claw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they turning into us?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, this is a six-claw\Nlobster named Lola
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she's beautiful just the way she is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lola was captured in Massachusetts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's about 10 years old \Nand weighs 4 pounds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week, she was donated to \Nthe Maine State Aquarium
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where she'll be able to hang out\Nwith some other friends of her caliber.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This aquarium has two other lobsters\Nwith deformed claws
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but nothing as amazing as Lola.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how did this deformity happen?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well there's two ways
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either she was born with it which\Nmakes it a result of genetic mutation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or she was in some crazy \Nlobster fight club
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she lost her claw, and it grew back\Nthis way through regeneration
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which would make her the\Nnewest member of the X-Men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I mean the X lobsters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The super sea creatures
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I reach out to Amy Hayden Rodri,\Nthe aquarium manager of \Nthe maine state aquarium
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is what she told me \Nabout lobster regeneration