Tarjuma: 'Engin AKyurek Fans Pakistan

...Mujhe Mujrim Daghan Soyser se milna hai

.. pesha card par likha hai,chere par nahi

...?kya tum uski attorney ho

.nahi,meri uske saat pehli mulakaat hai

...yeh form bharo

...ankhon ke scan ke liye uss taraf jao

.Salaam Daghan

.yakeenan soch rahe hoge mein kaun hoon

anjaan hoon,par tumhe achi tarha janti hoo

,...mera naam Selvi Nardan hai

mein tumhari wakeel ban na chahti hoo

...yaani

.agar apni attorny ban ne ka haq do toh

toh 11 saal purane case ko kholna chaho gi

.woh case bohot pehle khatam hogaya hai

...agar naya saboot mil jae toh purana case khul sakta hai

...is tarha ke bohot mukadmaat hain

?...kya mere waldein ne tumhe bheja hai

...Nahi

?phir iss case me itni dilchaspi kyun

?Professor Hakki yaad hain tumhe

...tumhare wakeel thay

...aur mere professor, aksar tumhara case ka zikar karte thay

...haar dil par le li thi

.tum Masoom ho kehte thay

pichle saal woh guzar gae

lagta hai wasiyet me case mujhe chor gae

...dekho... aik bohot bari galti hui hai

.tumhare saath bohot Na-insaafi hui hai

.lekin, hamare pass aik aur mauka hai

..Professor Hakki kehte thay

,insaaf kubra hai, sisakta hai

...lekin apna mukaam hasil karleta hai

?itni ghabraahat kyu hai

!ghabraah nahi hai

shayad dil ki mareez ho, doctor ko dikhao

!mein theek hoon

dil ki dharkan kuch aur bata rahi hain

acha, thori ghabrai hui hoon

tum mera pehla case hogae

us soorat mein agar tum mujhe

apni lawyer kabool karte ho toh...

.mujhe wakeel ki zaroorat nahi hai

!jao apne liye koi aur case dhoondo

!GUARD

aik minute! meri baat toh suno

.mein tumhe kuch dikhana chahti hoo

!Akhri Dam Tak

11saal pehle

mene tests karlye hain

kal result ajaega...

,theek hai

, Sir yaha sign kardein

zaroor Daghan

..aur yaha bhi

!Bus? - Jee Shukria-

?2nd floor ke mareez ko dehkliya,aur kuch

dekhain.. number 8 ka test result agayai

!Daghan

!Salam! -waalaikum-

?duty khatam

!oh hooo! do ghantay baaki hai

!zabardast

?tum theek ho? kuch hua hai kya

baad mei baat karte hain

? kuch bura hogaya? khairiat toh haina

yaar... jaan sab theek hai

aise nahi bata sakti! pehle bahir aao

mera intezaar karo, ijazat lekar ata hoo

!acha

?kuch bolo gi bhi ya nahi

!pehle yaha betho

!mujhe dara rahi ho

?breakup to nahi? mera dil toro gi

?haye kaisi baatein kar rahe ho

...phir lagta hai .....shayad tum

!haamliya ho

?tumhe kaise pata chala

?kya ye sach hai

!sach batao

!mujhe shak tha isi liye test karwaya

?hum abb kya karengey

.abb sirf aik rasta hai

!jaldi karo iss se pehle aur der hojaey

?kaise? abhi

?kya hum iske bare mein baat nahi karsakte

?kya tumhare liye ye itna asaan hai

!hamare liye yehi behtar hai! jaldi aao

!Daro nahi! jaldo karo

!yakeen nahi ata tum ye chahte ho

mujhe ye bacha chahiye! me ye nahi karo gi

!DAGHAN

!darna band karo aur jaldi chalo

!AAHH! hum agaye

...abb jaldi se.... nikkah ki tareek socho

..aabb hum kuch nahi kar sakte

!Tumhe meri biwi banna pare gaa

!yeh kaisa mazak tha? mein dar gayi thi

Bolo? kya mein itna ghatia lagta hoo

!pata nahi! shayad ho! kaminay insan

ab tumhe yeh kamina kabool karna pare ga

.pehle mere walid se mera rishta maango

!haan ...haan ...zaroor

!lekin filhaal waqt zaaya ho raha hai

?aur woh naa kardein toh

!Toh utha ke le jaon gaa

?Chalo ajao! -kya kar rahe ho-

!side do yaaron! dulha dulhan arahe hain

!sab dekh rah hain! marhaba

?? tumhe abhi shadi kyukarni hai

yeh sahi waqt nahi hai

tumhari kachi umar hai

apni taleem puri karo

apni residency mukammal karo

phir fazool khayaal sochna

?halil kya mein ghalat hoon

khuda ke liye kuch samjhain isse

hum intezaar nahi kar sakte..kuch samjhain

pareshaan na hon

saath saath doctory bhi mukammal karlo ga

pursakoon ho jaein

mujhe samjh nahi ati, itni jaldi kyun hai

tum chai le kar aao

?tum humse kuch chupa rahe ho haina

kaash thora intezaar kar lete

khair...jo hona tha ho gaya

usse khabar karo kal rishta lene arahe hai

!mein bhi ao g

!ajaon? -zaroor-

!uff... kitna bara ghar hai

?ghar me kaun kaun rehta hai

..sirf Beril aur uske Walid..

?air uski walida

?woh nahi hain. -kyu? kaha hain-

wahan jaha dada aur dadi chale gae

?jannat mein? -haaan-

...woh us waqt tumhare jitni thi

...pata nahi rishta dein gae bhi ya nahi

?kyu nahi denge Sabiha

.inka ghar hamari haysiyat se bhi bara hai

..sabiha rishte sirf paise se nahi ban te

.kuch rishte insaaniat ke bhi hote hain

?kaun? -hum Mr Sezai ko milne aye hain-

woh ghar par nahi hain

hum itlah kar ke aye hai

...Mein miss meril ka

Maf kare,Mr sezai apse milna nahi chahte

meri kabhi itni Beizzati nahi hui

kheechar ki tarha raste se saaf kardiya

andar bulane ki zehmat bhi nahi ki

!bhaar me dalo usse! phone bandh karo

...yeh rishta mumkin bhi nahi tha

..us aadmi ke ghar kadam bhi nahi rakho gi

!aur tum bhi nahi rakho gae

!Sabiha!...chup karjao! woh pareshan hai

tumhari batein use mazeed dukhi karahi hai

?kahaan ja rahe ho

!Daghan koi bewakoofi nahi karna

!Mister aik minute! Ap andar nahi aa sakte

Mister Please nikal jao yaha se

Sir Aap andar nahi aa sakte

!Beril kaha hai? -woh ghar par nahi hai-

!SIr Please chale jaein

!Beril! -Mister-

!...Uncle Sezai khuda ke liye

!meri zindagi us par inhasaar hai

mere Abu ko pata chala toh mujhe mar denge

!BERIL

!BERIL

?tum jante ho tum mujhse kya maang rahe ho

?mein apne partner se kaise chupa sakta ho

!DAGHAN

!DAGHAN! mein yaha hoon

!Beril

?yeh kaisa shor hai

Sir mene roka..lekin woh andar ghus aya

!Foran police ko call milao

!Beril! -mein yaha ho daghan-

!Daghan! mein yaha hoo

!Beril! me araha hoo

): ...mujhe lock kardiya hai

): ...mera cell phone bhi le liya

! sab theek hai! mei agaya hoon

!chalo yahaan se door chalte hain

!kuch saath lene ki zaroorat nahi hai

!tumhari itni jurrat

shayd tamiz naam ki cheez se wakif nahi ho

mujhe laga subah jawab mil gaya hoga

!Sezai yE beizzati meri soch nahi badle gi

!zahir hai dat ke aye ho

.socha nahi tha janwaro ki tarha ao gae

socha nahi tha beti ko qaidi karo gae

?dekh rahi ho tumhari pasand kaisi hai

?kya aise aadmi ke saath zindagi guzaro gi

!Baba bus kardein

!phir se shuru math ho jaein

..Police aati hi hogi

aik baar phir bol raha ho

.apna comedy drama bandh kardo

!mein Beril ke baghair kahi nahi ja raha

!chalo ajao... -Beril-

!agar gae toh ghalti se bhi wapas math ana

isse shadi ki toh me tumhe munakr kardoga

?is harami ki wajah se mujh se lar rahi ho

?tumhe lagta hai yeh tumse pyar karta hai

?kya bakwaas kar rahe ho

dekhte hai paise k bina kb tak rakhta hai

!mein tumhe qatal kardoonga

.Daghan bus! yaha se chalo

!haan chalo chalte hain