(clarinet intro)
Excuse me, I couldn't resist, I love this song!
- Do you know how to dance the carioca? - No
It's not a fox-trot or a polka
It's really not complicated,
to get it, follow my steps.
It's not a tango or a cha-cha
even less a bossa nova...
When you've tasted this dance, then you can't do any other!
Woopie! Let's dance the carioca!
It's good, do as I'm doing
Woopie! With the carioca...
too bad if you have to tell other dances "goodbye"
(Do you need anything Simon?
Yes, get me some clean towels and hot water!
- Anything else?
- Yes, pork gum, I'm hungry. Quick, quick!)
Now that you're dancing the carioca...
now you don't care about polka!
You don't want to hear about rumba, hula-hoop, and cha-cha.
Every morning since you get up...
carioca makes you move...
and when you dance, every little step makes you happy for the day...
Woopie! Let's dance the carioca!
It's good, do as I'm doing
Woopie! With the carioca
- (Listen, I think I did everything I could
I did the maximum, now, at this level,
I think we can say God be with us, and... and go.
- The film, did you put it in? - What?
(trombone solo)
Woopie! Let's dance the carioca
It's good, do as I'm doing...
Oh yeah woopie! Let's dance the carioca
too bad if we have to tell everyone "goodbye"...
(crowd: "one more! one more!")
I don't like when it's improvised like that...
But you know, with a good agent, in three months, we go on tour!
- Inspector Viales... - Yes, it's for...?
- Grimaldi - "Gri-mal-di"...