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(heavy breathing)

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Louis!

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(keys jangle)

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(knocking)

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Louis!

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Louis!

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(bird squawks)

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(knocking)

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(door creeks)

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(heavy breath)

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Louis: Aah!

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Sydney: Ah!

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You're alright! What happened?

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Nothing.

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No transformation. No skeletal reshaping.

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(sighs)

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No awesome claws.

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Oh.

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I don't really want to talk about it.
I think I just want to be alone right now.

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You sure?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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There's always next month, right?

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Yeah, right.

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(knocking)

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Go away, I said I was fine.

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(faster knocking)

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Seriously! I said I was...

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Man: Yeah, that door is definitely 
not up to code. You should really

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consider using reinforced concrete, or
possibly solid silver. What with the whole

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werewolf thing.

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Louis: Hey, you're Seth Greening, from 
the internet.

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Seth: Yeah, the one and only! Eh, last
time I checked. Sorry I couldn't get here

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any sooner but my buddy Alex used up
his last portal spell for the month.

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You look really familiar, do you get that
a lot?

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Louis: I sent you a message on your website
and... are you scanning me?

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Seth: No! I got your message. You seemed
kinda bummed and its always been my

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mission to not only help survivors and non-
homicidal supernaturals out with practical

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advice, but also moral support. You mind
if I use your crib cam?

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Louis: Uh, yeah.

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Seth: I want to interview you for my 
supernatural "surive-ology" web show:

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"Seth on Survival."

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Seriously?

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Absolutely. And uh, we're on air.

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(Morse code beeps)

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Hey all survivors, I am Seth, and welcome
to a very special on location episode of

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Seth on Survival. I'm here with Louis Pine,
a young man with all too common a

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problem amongst young extra-normals:
USHM, or:

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Lou, tell us a little bit about your night last night.

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Well, I'm a genetic werewolf on my dad's
side. I thought for sure that I was going

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to transform last night. I could just feel
it. Nothing happened.

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And how does that make you feel?

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Just, disappointed I guess.

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Unsurprising. You were expecting super-
human strength, heightened visual acuity,

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and increased aptitude for basketball?

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Well yeah. It sucks.

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Yeah, that it does Louis. That it does. But,
that being said that is absolutely no reason

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why you, or any other latent lycanthropes
at home should give up hope on one day

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fully wolfing-out.

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I shouldn't?

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No, absolutely not! Lycanthropy, despite
being a surprisingly apt metaphor for

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puberty, doesn't always hit during the
teenage years. You could be in your

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twenties, or even as old as 305 before
your latent ravening bestial nature hits.

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Oh.

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Yeah, and did you know not every werewolf
transforms every full moon?

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No, I didn't.

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Yeah, absolutely not. They're many sub-species
of lycanthrope that only transform during

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very specific lunar events. Like the Gregorian
Gray Werewolves who only transform during

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the Feast of Stephen and on lunar eclipses.
Or the half-cyborg Cyber Wolves who only

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transform on the Illuminati's secret moon
base is facing the earth.

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But, how do I know for sure--

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No I know what you're thinking. How's the
moon base ever not face the planet when

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only one half the moon ever faces the earth?
Well, that's just what the Illuminati want you to think.

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No, I mean, how do I know for sure that I'm
a werewolf? That I am going to transform?

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How do you know for sure? Ok, look, I am 
going to share with you a secret, well,

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share with you and hundreds of thousands of
other survivors online. Currently I'm only 99%

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human myself.

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Really?

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Yeah! And that 1% still hasn't manifested. 
My current theory is that either my grandad

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was a Sign of Thorn or I'm 1/8th Loch Ness Monster.
But the point is sometimes these things

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take a while. You gotta be patient. No matter
what you are; human, werewolf, 1/8th

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Loch Ness Monster, you make the best of 
what you got, right? Just be the best person,

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or, person-like thing that you can be.
Keep on keeping on.

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(static)

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So again, no sweet claws but, no biggie.

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Least the night wasn't a total bust.

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I got to meet one of the worlds leading
experts in the supernatural.

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And I got these awesome t-shirts for
me and Sydney.

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So like Seth says, keep on keeping on.

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And like Sydney said, there's always next month.

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(Mom OS) Is that camera on?

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Oh, I also got grounded when I got home, but
more on that later.

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(Mom OS) Turn it off.

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(static)