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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.08,0:00:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.72,0:00:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(keys jangle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.14,0:00:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.21,0:00:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.83,0:00:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bird squawks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.09,0:00:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.52,0:00:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door creeks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.12,0:00:57.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breath)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.26,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis: Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.01,0:01:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sydney: Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.97,0:01:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're alright! What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.53,0:01:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.98,0:01:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No transformation. No skeletal reshaping.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.85,0:01:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.73,0:01:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No awesome claws.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.92,0:01:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.74,0:01:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really want to talk about it.\NI think I just want to be alone right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.26,0:01:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.49,0:01:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.62,0:01:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always next month, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.23,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.45,0:02:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.14,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go away, I said I was fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.69,0:02:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(faster knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.35,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously! I said I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man: Yeah, that door is definitely \Nnot up to code. You should really
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.26,0:02:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consider using reinforced concrete, or\Npossibly solid silver. What with the whole
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.82,0:02:24.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,werewolf thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis: Hey, you're Seth Greening, from \Nthe internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.14,0:02:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seth: Yeah, the one and only! Eh, last\Ntime I checked. Sorry I couldn't get here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.64,0:02:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any sooner but my buddy Alex used up\Nhis last portal spell for the month.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.36,0:02:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look really familiar, do you get that\Na lot?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.76,0:02:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis: I sent you a message on your website\Nand... are you scanning me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.35,0:02:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seth: No! I got your message. You seemed\Nkinda bummed and its always been my
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.30,0:02:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mission to not only help survivors and non-\Nhomicidal supernaturals out with practical
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.70,0:02:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,advice, but also moral support. You mind\Nif I use your crib cam?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.33,0:02:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis: Uh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.27,0:02:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seth: I want to interview you for my \Nsupernatural "surive-ology" web show:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.48,0:03:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Seth on Survival."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.66,0:03:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.57,0:03:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely. And uh, we're on air.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Morse code beeps)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.54,0:03:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey all survivors, I am Seth, and welcome\Nto a very special on location episode of
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.80,0:03:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seth on Survival. I'm here with Louis Pine,\Na young man with all too common a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.66,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,problem amongst young extra-normals:\NUSHM, or:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.61,0:03:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lou, tell us a little bit about your night last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.00,0:03:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm a genetic werewolf on my dad's\Nside. I thought for sure that I was going
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.69,0:03:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to transform last night. I could just feel\Nit. Nothing happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.41,0:03:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how does that make you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.29,0:03:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just, disappointed I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.62,0:03:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unsurprising. You were expecting super-\Nhuman strength, heightened visual acuity,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.22,0:03:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and increased aptitude for basketball?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.35,0:03:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well yeah. It sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.26,0:03:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that it does Louis. That it does. But,\Nthat being said that is absolutely no reason
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.08,0:03:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why you, or any other latent lycanthropes\Nat home should give up hope on one day
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.48,0:03:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fully wolfing-out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.19,0:03:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shouldn't?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.18,0:03:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, absolutely not! Lycanthropy, despite\Nbeing a surprisingly apt metaphor for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.76,0:04:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puberty, doesn't always hit during the\Nteenage years. You could be in your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,twenties, or even as old as 305 before\Nyour latent ravening bestial nature hits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.03,0:04:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.35,0:04:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and did you know not every werewolf\Ntransforms every full moon?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.29,0:04:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, absolutely not. They're many sub-species\Nof lycanthrope that only transform during
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.86,0:04:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very specific lunar events. Like the Gregorian\NGray Werewolves who only transform during
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.98,0:04:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Feast of Stephen and on lunar eclipses.\NOr the half-cyborg Cyber Wolves who only
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.38,0:04:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transform on the Illuminati's secret moon\Nbase is facing the earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.46,0:04:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, how do I know for sure--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.08,0:04:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I know what you're thinking. How's the\Nmoon base ever not face the planet when
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.88,0:04:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only one half the moon ever faces the earth?\NWell, that's just what the Illuminati want you to think.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.69,0:04:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I mean, how do I know for sure that I'm\Na werewolf? That I am going to transform?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.69,0:04:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know for sure? Ok, look, I am \Ngoing to share with you a secret, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.35,0:04:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,share with you and hundreds of thousands of\Nother survivors online. Currently I'm only 99%
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.04,0:04:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,human myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.26,0:04:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.26,0:05:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! And that 1% still hasn't manifested. \NMy current theory is that either my grandad
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.52,0:05:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a Sign of Thorn or I'm 1/8th Loch Ness Monster.\NBut the point is sometimes these things
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.85,0:05:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take a while. You gotta be patient. No matter\Nwhat you are; human, werewolf, 1/8th
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.51,0:05:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Loch Ness Monster, you make the best of \Nwhat you got, right? Just be the best person,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.61,0:05:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or, person-like thing that you can be.\NKeep on keeping on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.14,0:05:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(static)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.24,0:05:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So again, no sweet claws but, no biggie.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.86,0:05:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Least the night wasn't a total bust.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.85,0:05:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to meet one of the worlds leading\Nexperts in the supernatural.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.69,0:05:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I got these awesome t-shirts for\Nme and Sydney.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.85,0:05:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So like Seth says, keep on keeping on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.67,0:05:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like Sydney said, there's always next month.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.52,0:05:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mom OS) Is that camera on?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.20,0:05:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I also got grounded when I got home, but\Nmore on that later.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.79,0:05:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mom OS) Turn it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.84,0:05:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(static)