Narrator: Uh-oh! Are you kids being bad?
Kids: Yeah!!
Narrator: You know what that means!
Kids: Punishment from above!
<Theme Song> My Little Pony, Apocalypse Pony. Punishment right for the sins.
Pony: I'm pestilence pony, teeheehee!
Girl: I Love you pestilence pony!
Pony: I'm vermin pony!
<Boy groans fiercely>
Pony: Yay! War pony!
<Fire alarm sounds>
Parents: Now what's all this racket? - my goodness!
Pony: And I am DEATH PONY!
Mother: Oh, how sad - the poor thing can't hear
Boy: No mom, I think he said--
Pony: UWAAAARGH!
<Theme song plays>
Kid's skull: I love you apocalypse ponies!