Narrator: Uh-oh! Are you kids being bad?

Kids: Yeah!!

Narrator: You know what that means!

Kids: Punishment from above!

<Theme Song> My Little Pony, Apocalypse Pony.
Punishment right for the sins.

Pony: I'm pestilence pony, teeheehee!

Girl: I Love you pestilence pony!

Pony: I'm vermin pony!

<Boy groans fiercely>

Pony: Yay! War pony!

<Fire alarm sounds>

Parents: Now what's all this racket?
- my goodness!

Pony: And I am DEATH PONY!

Mother: Oh, how sad - the poor thing can't hear

Boy: No mom, I think he said--

Pony: UWAAAARGH!

<Theme song plays>

Kid's skull: I love you apocalypse ponies!