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Burglar.

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Burglar.

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Yes?

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Burglar, Madam.

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What do you want?

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I want to come in a steal a few things, Madam.

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Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

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No, Madam. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.

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I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.

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Oh, I'm not. Open the door, let me in please.

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If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias.

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I wont, Madam. I just want to come in, ransack the flat. Honestly.

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Promise? No encyclopedias?

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None at all.

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Alright. You'd better come in then.

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Mind you, I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages

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of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias, you know? They can really do you wonders.