Burglar.
Yes?
Burglar, Madam.
What do you want?
I want to come in a steal a few things, Madam.
Are you an encyclopedia salesman?
No, Madam. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.
I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Oh, I'm not. Open the door, let me in please.
If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias.
I wont, Madam. I just want to come in, ransack the flat. Honestly.
Promise? No encyclopedias?
None at all.
Alright. You'd better come in then.
Mind you, I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages
of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias, you know? They can really do you wonders.