Burglar.

Burglar.

Yes?

Burglar, Madam.

What do you want?

I want to come in a steal a few things, Madam.

Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

No, Madam. I'm a burglar. I burgle people.

I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.

Oh, I'm not. Open the door, let me in please.

If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias.

I wont, Madam. I just want to come in, ransack the flat. Honestly.

Promise? No encyclopedias?

None at all.

Alright. You'd better come in then.

Mind you, I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages

of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias, you know? They can really do you wonders.