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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.97,0:00:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>> HI, I'M JOYCE CHILDERS AND I\NAM MAKING THIS VIDEO IN ORDER TO
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.24,0:00:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDITION FOR THE GUEST HOST\NPOSITION AT QVC.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.98,0:00:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE IN MY\NCLOSET BECAUSE MY FORTE IS --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.25,0:00:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLOSET -- UH -- ORGANIZATION.\NIN CLOSET.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.15,0:00:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND I AM REALIZING RIGHT NOW\NTHAT MY PANTIES ARE ALL BEHIND
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.12,0:00:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MY HEAD.\NAND NOW I LOOK LIKE A PANTY
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.56,0:00:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ADDICT.\NTHANKS, JOE.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.36,0:00:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> WHAT?\NI THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.53,0:00:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> JOE, NOW YOU'RE IN MY SHOT,\NJUST DO IT AGAIN.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.76,0:00:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PLEASE, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.\N>> HI.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M CHRISTIE BERKIE.\NAND THIS IS MY AUDITION REEL FOR
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.77,0:00:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GUEST HOST FOR QVC.\NRIGHT AWAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.38,0:00:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT I DO KNOW THAT MY FRIEND\NAND NEIGHBOR JOY CHILDERS IS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDITIONING AS WELL.\NSHE IS AN AMAZING PERSON.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.88,0:00:52.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT I DO THINK SHE IS -- NO.\NI'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.89,0:00:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAD.\NI'LL JUST SAY THAT ALL OF MY
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.29,0:01:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRIENDS THINK THAT -- NOPE.\NI JUST SAID I WASN'T GOING TO
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.69,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAY ANYTHING BAD.\NSHE IS WHAT SHE IS.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST GOOGLE HER,\NYOU KNOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.67,0:01:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHICH I THINK YOU SHOULD.\NAND STUFF WILL COME UP.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.77,0:01:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I LOVE HER!\NUM, OKAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.44,0:01:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ACCESSORIES.\NWE ARE CURRENTLY IN MY NECKLACE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.68,0:01:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ROOM.\NAND WHAT I WANT TO SHOW YOU
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.74,0:01:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IS --\NOH MY GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I JUST STEPPED ON THE DOG!\NHE CAN'T BE IN HERE, LOUIS!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.25,0:01:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.\N>> PEANUT HAS TO BE IN HIS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.58,0:01:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CRATE!\NAND NOW THAT'S ONE POINT FOR
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.95,0:01:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOYCE BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A DICK\NTHAT KICKS DOGS IN THE BUTT,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.62,0:01:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GREAT.\NSTART OVER, CUT.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.42,0:01:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GREAT, LEWIS.\N[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.60,0:01:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> HI.\NIT'S ME, JOYCE.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.80,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUTURE QVC HOST.\NYOU KNOW, I JUST WANT YOU GUYS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO KNOW THAT QVC IS MY NUMBER\NONE DREAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.30,0:01:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT\NKNOWS ME HAS SAID THAT I WAS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.24,0:01:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BORN TO DO THIS.\NAND THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.94,0:01:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT ARE OKAY WITH LIKE\NHIJACKING DREAMS BECAUSE --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.58,0:01:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OKAY.\NI HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.28,0:01:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I CAN'T BREATHE.\N>> ARE YOU OKAY?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.02,0:02:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> DON'T COME OVER HERE, YOU\NSTRESS ME OUT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.09,0:02:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'VE GOT TO GO WALK AROUND OUR\NCUL-DE-SAC -- DO NOT FOLLOW ME,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.23,0:02:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING, I AM\NFINE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.83,0:02:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OKAY!\N[ LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.47,0:02:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> HEY, GUYS.\NIT'S YOUR GAL PAL
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.50,0:02:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHRISTIE BERKIE HERE TO SHOW YOU\NHOW TO DRESS UP ANY WORK OUTFIT
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.91,0:02:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND GIVE IT A TOUCH OF SPARKLE\NAND GLAM WITH CLIP-ON GLAMOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.64,0:02:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAUBLES.\NLOOK HOW THIS GLISTENS IN THE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.98,0:02:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SUNLIGHT.\N[ LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.65,0:02:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAS THAT JOYCE?\NDID I JUST SEE JOYCE IN OUR
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.39,0:02:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WINDOW?\N>> THAT WAS JOYCE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.76,0:02:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> WHAT IS THAT BITCH UP TO?\N[ LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.03,0:02:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ANYWAY, WE'LL JUST CUT AROUND\NTHIS.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.39,0:02:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OKAY.\NTHESE IMITATION CRYSTAL PIECES
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.73,0:02:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WILL ENLIVEN ANYTHING --\N[ LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.44,0:02:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I SEE YOU!\NI SEE YOU, GET OVER HERE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.64,0:02:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> WHAT?\N>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.84,0:03:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?\N>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.01,0:03:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STEALING DREAMS?\NTHAT FRIENDS KNOW IS FOR ME?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.15,0:03:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> THAT IS NOT GOOD ENGLISH, YOU\NWILL NEVER MAKE IT WITH THAT
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.49,0:03:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KIND OF ENGLISH ON QVC.\N>> ON QVC, ON QVC!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.89,0:03:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE.\NGET YOUR OWN LIFE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.36,0:03:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I HAVE IT!\NI HAVE A LIFE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.53,0:03:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STOP TALKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I\NHAVE IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.33,0:03:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ LAUGHTER ]\N>> MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE IT AWAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.41,0:03:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS IN MY\NPOCKET?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.91,0:03:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,\NJOYCE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.71,0:03:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OKAY?\NI HAVE NO IDEA.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.21,0:03:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT\NHANDLE'S TO?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.91,0:03:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ LAUGHTER ]\N>> OH, IS THAT YOUR GUN?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.48,0:03:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?\NLOUIS, SHE BROUGHT HER GUN,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.59,0:03:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SURPRISE SURPRISE, I GUESS SHE'S\NGOING TO KILL ANOTHER PERSON ON
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.06,0:03:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ACCIDENT!\N>> IF I DO IT WOULD YOU STOP
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.82,0:03:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STEALING?\N>> JOYCE, DON'T BE A FOOL.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.93,0:03:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> THIS IS ALL GOING TO QVC,\NTHIS IS ALL GOING TO QVC, JOYCE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.50,0:03:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> NO, NO, IT'S NOT!\N>> YES, IT IS.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.34,0:03:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS IS MY AUDITION TAPE AND IT\NCAN BE WHATEVER I WANT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.30,0:04:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING\NHERE?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.61,0:04:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO SHOOT\NUS THROUGH OUR WINDOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.91,0:04:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> IT'S NOT A REAL GUN, IT'S FOR\NTHE PLAY I'M DIRECTING.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.25,0:04:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> OH MY GOD, JOYCE.\NYOU ARE SUCH A JOKE.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.45,0:04:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> OH REALLY.\NYOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S A BETTER
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.69,0:04:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOKE?\NYOUR HUSBAND IS GAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.29,0:04:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND I KNOW IT BECAUSE HE'S\NSLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.86,0:04:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ LAUGHTER ]\NI HEAR THEM EVERY NIGHT IN OUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.30,0:04:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BABY'S ROOM LIKE, OH, YEAH.\NI WANT IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.50,0:04:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> STOP IT!\N>> OKAY, CHRISTE?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.20,0:04:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ARE YOU GOING TO SEND THAT TO\NQVC, I'M SURE THEY'D LOVE THAT.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.64,0:04:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!\N>> AARRGHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.41,0:04:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ STATIC ]\N♪♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.78,0:04:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]\N>> WELL GUYS THAT HOUR JUST FLEW
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.85,0:04:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BY.\N>> I GUESS THAT'S JUST WHAT
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.48,0:04:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAPPENS WHEN YOU GUEST HOST QVC\NWITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.95,0:04:54.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> KEEP SHOPPING, YOU GUYS!\N♪♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.73,0:04:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ LAUGHTER ]\N[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]