ANTHONY, GIVE ME A BOY'S NAME
THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.
>> HOSE.
>> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
Audience: [LAUGHS]
Steve: HOSE WITH AN H.
Audience: [LAUGHS]
OH!
Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT
FOLLOWS THE WORD "PORK."
>> UPINE.
Steve: HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
HUH?
>> UPINE.
PORCUPINE.
>> GOOD ANSWER!
GOOD ANSWER!
YES!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, TIC!
>> YES!
LUNATIC!
Steve: PORK.
HE SAID, "CUPINE."
[LAUGHTER]
CUPINE.
W-W-W-WHAT?
WHAT IS CUPINE?!
THIS IS THE GREATEST ANSWER
I'VE EVER HEARD!
>> GOOD ANSWER!
[APPLAUSE]
Steve: YOU CANNOT--I FEEL YOU.
NO, I FEEL YOU.
>> NUMBER ONE.
Steve: IT'S NUMBER ONE?
POW!
[LAUGHTER]
"IT'S NUMBER ONE."
OH, REALLY?
HA!
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S
GONNA BE NUMBER ONE ON YOUTUBE,
BUT...
[LAUGHTER]
IT AIN'T GONNA BE
NUMBER ONE UP THERE.
I CAN BET EVERY DOLLAR I GOT!
[LAUGHTER]
YOU THE ONLY PERSON
THAT SAID "CUPINE."
>> GOOD ANSWER!
GOOD ANSWER, TIC.
Steve: CUPINE!
NAME A COUNTRY A MAN WITH A
MUSTACHE SHOULD VISIT TO MEET
A WOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE.
NATHAN: FRANCE.
STEVE: FRANCE.
DARRELL: PARIS.
[LAUGHTER]
DARRELL: HA HA HA HA HA!
STEVE: SAY--
DARRELL: [LAUGHING]
STEVE: YOU MY MAN, DARRELL.
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS,
THOUGH. YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL
IT AIN'T.
DARRELL: I KNOW IT.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT. OK. I
APPRECIATE YOU, THOUGH, MAN.
LET'S JUST--JUST GO ON BACK TO
YOUR SPOT.
DARRELL: YEAH.
STEVE: YOU WANT TO SEE?
DARRELL: YEAH, I WANT TO SEE.
STEVE: WE'LL GO FAST.
[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
RELL, NAME SOMETHING
THAT'S HARD TO DO
WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
>> READ.
>> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
[LAUGHTER]
Steve: NAME SOMETHING
THAT'S HARD TO DO
WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
[LAUGHTER]
THIS BOY IN COLLEGE.
[LAUGHTER]
HE ENROLLED IN [INDISTINCT].
HE LEANED INTO THE MIC AND SAID,
"READ, STEVE!"
OKAY.
I SURE WANT TO SEE YOU
SHUT YOUR EYES AND DO IT.
[LAUGHTER]
READ!
[BUZZER]
Audience: AW!
[APPLAUSE]
Steve: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
WHEN THIS AIRS, AND THEY SEE
THIS AT YOUR SCHOOL...
IT'S GOING TO BE A ROUGH LIFE
FOR YOU AFTER THIS ONE.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: ONE ANSWER LEFT. YOU CAN
CLEAR THE BOARD, Q. SOME
POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE WHITE
HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN THE
BLANK HOUSE.
DEQUINCY: WELL, STEVE, IF
THEY'RE GOOD, THEY BELONG IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
CAMILLE: GOOD ANSWER!
JAMIE: GOOD ANSWER, D.
DEQUINCY: STEVE, LIKE THAT.
STEVE: YEAH. JUST LIKE THAT,
DEQUINCY.
HA HA!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
JAMIE: HA HA!
STEVE: HEY, JAMIE.
JAMIE: WHAT'S UP?
STEVE: I MIGHT NOT GET YOU, BUT
I BET THIS AIN'T UP THERE.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
THE WHITE HOUSE.
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA! OH, THAT'S CLEVER, RIGHT
THERE. THEY TRYIN' TO TRICK ME.
[LAUGHTER]
LISTEN TO ME.
SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
THE WHITE HOUSE.
DEQUINCY: IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
HA HA! LET'S GO DOWN FOR IT.
THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER!
HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION WITH
THE QUESTION.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE SAME
THING YOU ASKED ME.
WHITE, WHITE, YES.
OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.
HERE WE GO. I'M THINKING POINT.
HOLD YOUR BREATH!
SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
THE WHITE HOUSE!
IN THE WHITE HOUSE. HUH?
AUDIENCE: OHH!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: I WAS DRAGGIN' WITH YOU
THERE. GOD SAW ME
HAVIN' A ROUGH DAY.
GOD DECIDED TO LIFT ME UP.
HE SAY, YOU NEED AN ANSWER.
FAMILY: YES.
THAT AIN'T REALLY OUR ANSWER.
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: YOU NEED AN ANSWER...
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: THAT'S REALLY A QUESTION.
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: I'M GONNA ANSWER THE
QUESTION...
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: WITH THE QUESTION.
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: SOME POLITICIANS BELONG
IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: OTHERS BELONG...
FAMILY: YES!
STEVE: IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
FAMILY: YES!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER]
JAMIE: AH HA HA!
STEVE: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING
ELSE?
JAMIE: TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE.
STEVE: IS THIS YOUR
BROTHER-IN-LAW?
JAMIE: THAT'S MY BROTHER-IN=LAW.
STEVE: YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW 'BOUT
TO BE ON YOUTUBE.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
TOYA, 100 MEN. TELL ME A TRAFFIC
SIGN THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR
LOVE LIFE.
TOYA: DO NOT PASS GO.
GRETCHEN: HA HA HA!
DION: GOOD ANSWER!
TOYA: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE!
STEVE: OHH.
TOYA: IT'S UP THERE!
STEVE: OOH. NO, IT AIN'T.
TOYA: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE!
STEVE: DO NOT PASS GO.
TOYA: IT'S UP THERE!
STEVE: HEY. UNLESS YOU'RE
DRIVING THAT LITTLE CAR ON THE
MONOPOLY BOARD, THAT AIN'T NO
DAMN TRAFFIC SIGN. THEM IS
INSTRUCTIONS. DO NOT PASS GO.
STEVE: HEY, RASHAAD, TELL ME
SOMETHING THAT A PILOT MIGHT
TURN ON AFTER THE PLANE TAKES
OFF.
RASHAAD. THE ENGINE'S ALREADY
ON, SO THE ENGINE.
[LAUGHTER]
TERRELL: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD
ANSWER.
STEVE: FOLKS, WE'RE AT 33,000
FEET RIGHT NOW, AND FASTEN YOUR
SEATBELTS, I'M GONNA TURN THE
ENGINES ON, AND...SEE IF WE CAN
MAINTAIN ALTITUDE. RASHAAD
SUGGESTED THAT WE TURN ON THE
DAMN ENGINE.
[BUZZER]
NANCY?
EDNA: YOU GOT IT.
STEVE: I COULD NEVER MAKE LOVE
TO SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE
MY WHO?
NANCY: MY LOVELY HUSBAND!
[LAUGHTER]
JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER, NANCY.
NANCY: STEVE, THERE'S ONLY ONE.
THERE'S NOBODY BETTER THAN
MY HUSBAND.
STEVE: YEAH, WE...
NANCY: NO. THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
STEVE: SEE, WE UNDERSTAND THAT
PART. THE CONFUSION WE HAVING IS
WHY THE HELL THAT'S YOUR ANSWER.
[LAUGHTER]
THE QUESTION, NANCY, I'M GONNA--
LET ME SET IT UP HERE FOR YOU
WHILE I CAN. IT SAYS, "I COULD
NEVER MAKE LOVE TO SOMEONE WHO
LOOKED LIKE MY," AND THEN
YOU SAID, "HUSBAND."
[LAUGHTER]
AND SO...
SO, WHAT--SEE, THE LOOK
ON THESE PEOPLE FACES.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT, NANCY?
NANCY: NO, SIR. IT'S UP THERE,
STEVE. IT'S UP THERE, STEVE.
STEVE: YEAH. I'M GONNA ASK YOU
THE QUESTION. I WANT YOU TO SAY
THE EXACT SAME ANSWER. CAN'T
GIVE A DIFFERENT ANSWER.
NANCY: OK.
STEVE: THEN I WANT Y'ALL
TO ACT LIKE YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S UP THERE.
NANCY: IT IS. IT IS UP THERE,
STEVE. IT IS.
STEVE: NANCY...
NANCY: ASK THE QUESTION, STEVE.
STEVE: OH, I'M FINNA ASK
THE QUESTION. I COULD NEVER MAKE
LOVE TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKED
LIKE MY...
NANCY: HUSBAND.
[RAMOSES SPEAKING AT ONCE]
JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER.
[EDNA LAUGHS]
[EDNA CHEERING]
COME ON.
JACKIE: IT'S UP THERE.
IT'S UP THERE...
STEVE: HUSBAND!
WOMAN: WHOO!
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
CAITLYN, WHAT'S THE FIRST
QUESTION SOMEBODY ASKS WHEN THEY
WAKE UP FROM A COMA?
CAITLYN: WHAT'S LIKE NEW ON THE
RADIO?
LIKE, WHAT'S ON THE RADIO? LIKE,
WHAT MUSIC'S OUT?
THAT'S--I'D BE CURIOUS.
MONTY GLENN: IT'S UP THERE,
STEVE.
STEVE: LOOK, I'M IN THE RADIO
BUSINESS. I'M ON THE RADIO EVERY
MORNING. I HOPE TO GOD IT'S UP
THERE. I WANT SOMEBODY TO THINK
OF ME FIRST.
[LAUGHTER]
BEEN IN A COMA 8 MONTHS. "HEY,
WHAT DID STEVE SAY?" WHAT'S ON
THE RADIO?
[BUZZER]