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Look here. Naomi.

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Fucker!

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You think you are a lover, a Valentino.
But the ladies think differently,

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want the real thing, no light-version,
but rather a big boon!

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From here to the moon!

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Rico, that does not rhyme at all!

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Friendships are like desires:
great, big, absolutely gigantic.

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And when they get a hold of you,

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they won't let you go.
Sometimes forever.

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If he had a girlfriend, her name would be
Susanne! But he does... not!

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I heard you don't want to
stay at the hospital?

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Alright.

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Good. In the execution of a sentence
against Johannes Floyd Klebeck,

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Försterweg 143 in 20359 Hamburg,
currently employed as station assistant

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at the district hospital Hamburg-Süd,
the district juvenile court Hamburg decides:

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the convict
Johannes Floyd Klebeck

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will be exempted from his punishment
from the verdict of 09/24/97 after the
expiration of his probation

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of 26 months according to § 26a JGB 
because of a successful probation.

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At the same time the police remark
is declared eliminated.

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Ok, you can go.

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Just a little bit more! Yeah, cool!

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Off! Off! Off!

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Hey! Turn it off! Off!

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Yes, Klaus...

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Off!
It is off!

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Say, Butty, are you about done?
I really got to get going.

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I got the 2nd shift now. If I won't be there 
on time, my boss is gonna force me to play sex games again.

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Say, are you totally nuts?
I'm trying to talk on the phone!

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I'm yelling from the top of my lungs!
In a minute Klaus is gonna get his thing...

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... his, his...
Convertible?

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And if not everything is spotless...
Where is that thing anyway?

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Under the green covers.
Covers off, there you go.

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Old rackabones, hey!

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Let me see the nice piece.

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What's up with the car?

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Some tape still has to 
come off and then...

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I can't believe it.

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Listen up for a second.

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I said: black, yes?
Black! Black!

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But it is black.
No!

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No! It is... No!
Black, dopey! Black!

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I meant without a bill.
[= under the table]
Black, you know?

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You asked if black was possible.
Yes. Black.

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Ok, now listen closely.

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By Monday noon you will have 
transformed this mortuary piece

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of shit into a sinful dream in
anthracite-mint!

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Just as we had arranged it. Alright?
Or else I am gonna rip your balls off!

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Hello, yes?

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Hey Walter, you dumbass, freeze!
Don't you think that you can go

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and hang around with your gay friends.
There's work to be done here!

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But you said when the car is ready...
I'm not gay!

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I'm not interested in either of it.
You make sure this thing here will be

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anthracite-mint, in fact yesterday!

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Pussies, ladies, babes und sisters!
Come to me, I'll give you blisters!

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I was with it today, tomorrow, yesterday!
All females cry: extra-fly!

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Among the cars I am the limo.
James Brown - good god! -

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calls me sex machine. Always ready!
I know the score! Am immune, liberated!

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Got the copyright! On the lustiness,
delightfulness, moisture, wetness!

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Twosome! Alright? That was a gewgaw.
Your lover is so soft I could puke.

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Ladies, look at me!
I am like Charles Bronson!

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Or mellow, uninhibited, steamless?
An endless, timeless love party?

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Then the watch will melt like Salvador
Dali's! I am the maximo in gigolo!

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With distinction!

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So? How do you like it?

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Floyd!

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Super! Really good. I'd say,
that will probably have

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a totally different impact on
women, but... respect!

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Hey!

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I am Rico! The maximo in gigolo!
With discinction! Rico!

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Richard, Richard, Richard,
Richard, Richard.

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Today you really made it.
Today you managed

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to come in late twice in one day.

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Bravo!

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Fuck you!
[Asshole of the Month]

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Or you do it with a Fish-Mac!

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'cause you are wack!
Come and wipe away that speck!

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You cannot even jerk off anyway!
Cannot sit and cannot stay!

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Because you are just dumb as shit!
Don't even know my name, bro!

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I'll say it to you loud and low!

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7 Macs with, 9 without, 
5 Maxis double without, 3 with!

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Richard! Fast! Fast! Fast!
Richard! Faster!

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My name's Rico! Rico!
And I am fast!

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And I do stuff fast!
And this, dammit, is fast!

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[Buy and Sell]

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Hi, Telsa.

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I dreamt that I fell off a
really high balcony.

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It wasn't something like an estate balcony,
but rather like that of a mansion.

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I was wearing a long black dress.
Baroque-like with a really long veil.

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You know, I was rather watching more
than I was really experiencing it.

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but... it had still been me though.

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Do you know what I am thinking sometimes?
There should be music there always.

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Whatever you are doing.
When it's really messed up,

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then at least the music's still there.

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And at the point when...
when it's like a perfect dream,

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then the record should jump and you'd
always hear that one moment again and again.

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Shit, man, I'll be ready
in a second. Come in!

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Rico!

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Rico, who is more dangerous?
Godzilla or Hitler?

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What? Hitler!

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Where is my football shirt?
Where is that shirt, dammit?

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The one with the black and 
white stripes!

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How should I know where your stuff is?
Thanks!

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You're a pain in the neck!
I'm trying to talk on the phone!

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Rico!

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Chantal, do you know where the black 
and white shirt is, with the stars?

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Mano has it.
Mano, you asshole! Take it off!

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You pervert asshole! I'm on the phone!
How are you talking to each other?

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My brother's on a roll right now.
Hold on.

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Hey, did you two do it already?
Rad, huh? You can tell me.

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Ey, if you touch my sister, I am 
gonna rip your balls off! Understood?

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Hey, you ass!

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Not you. Yes.

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Man, what does this smell like?

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How do you think it smelled
before? That's Chanel.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck! Haha!

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Yes.

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So what, Butty, not dressed yet?

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Hello!

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Ah! Yummy!

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Good evening, Mrs Piral.
That's a daring dress you're wearing.

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Well, if anybody can wear it,
then you. What movie is this?

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(italian) Walter, ask your friends,
if they want to eat something.

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Rico, I think, you are the funniest
funster in the world.

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Thanks. That's nice.

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(italian) No, grandma, we gotta go.

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(italian) Alright, what did he say?

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(italian)
Poor Ricco heard from the doctor today

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that he got an STD... really bad.

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Mamma mia!

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(italian) You rascal!

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What did she just say?
That I'm the lady-stinger No. 1 ?

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Nah. That you're gay.

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What?
That's true, isn't it?

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What's that? Dude, why are you
telling your grandma shit like that?

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Say, how do you smell, anyway?

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Many, many, many... women!

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Women!

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(italian)
Grandma, why don't you smell his shirt?

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(italian) Yes!

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Uh!

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No! No!
That's from my sister!

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Sistere, huh?

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What's little sister in your
fucking dumb language, hey?

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Froggio (eng. "faggot").

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Froggio.

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Froggio, huh?

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"Boys from your neighborhood".

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Ciao.

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Let's go!

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And here he is on the ball!
Someting magic is in the air!

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The masses rise! Oh, friend! 
Oh, fiend! The women are crying!

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You cannot but love this man!
Because he loves the ball!
Because he returns the love to the ball!

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Because he makes millions, billions
of soccer-fans in the whole world -
bah! the universe...

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"Rico! Rico, the savior!" they shout.
Hey, what's up, you fags?

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That's what you waited for!
Who against whom, hm?

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I'd say, the heteros against the homos!
Great idea! So it's we against the rest!

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I'm gonna have kick some in
your box again! .. In your butt!

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Well, I'm playing with the gays.
Me too.

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Ey, what's that shit?

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You're shouting too much. I think 
I like it better on this team.

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Exactly! We'd rather be nice!

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I'm gonna tell your dumb grandma, idiot.

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Yeah? How are you gonna do that?

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Hey!

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Hey, pass it on!

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Guys?

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As of today, I'm not on
probation anymore.

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I also don't have to go to 
the hospital anymore.

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Rad! And what's up now, 
free man?

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I'm gonna be gone tomorrow morning.

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I'll take a freighter to Cape Town.

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And from there on to Singapur and...

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I probably won't come back.

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You are going to leave Hamburg?

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I have to go somewhere else.

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I gotta go somewhere,
where I really belong.

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I don't know yet where that's
gonna be, but I'll find it and...

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that's where I'm going to stay.

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You're gonna be gone for good
tomorrow and did not say a word.

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Since I went on probation,
for 2.5 years,

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I have just been waiting for this day.
When I can do anything I want.

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I have to do, what I want.
And if I don't do that now...

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What kind of an asshole are you?

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Rico, you cannot be pissed at me 
for that.

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Pissed? Who is pissed? 
Are you pissed?

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No, I'm not pissed.
Well then. So what now?

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Nothing, what should be?
Well, then everything's clear, right?

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Everything's clear, right?

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You are probably the biggest asshole
I've ever met!

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What was I supposed to say? I've known
you since I had this apartment and the job

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at the hospital and the stupid probation. 
But I've been wanting to go even

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before I knew you! What was I supposed
to say? Hello, it's me, Floyd!

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Nice meeting you. By the way:
I gotta go in 2.5 years.

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You are the best buddies I've 
ever had. I had...

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the greatest time in my life 
with you, but...

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Tomorrow morning at 10 I'll
be gone.

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What are we going to do now?
What do you want to do?

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Doesn't matter, something together.

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What, together?

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Should we go to Horst?

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Dulle! Dulle! Dulle! Dulle!

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Dulle! Dulle! Dulle!

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Man, can you shut up for once, Dulle?
You half-able moron!

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Maybe some people just want to sit
here for a while without having

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to listen to your bullshit all
the time!

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A little game?

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By the way, you owe me a revenge.

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Later I'd happily 
get you once or twice.

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Later won't work, by the way. Guess 
who I am going to play with tonight.

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With Snake. Snake and I as a team.

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But we don't play for allowance,
only for large amounts!

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Probably nothing for you.
A pity, really.

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Then the girl residental school
went silent and had to go potty!

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Snake and Dulle!

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Snake. What kind of shit is that?

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Have you ever played against him?
Seen him once.

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What's up, men? Sad?

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Can't you take a joke anymore?

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Yes, Horst. We are sad!

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Because we have to live in fuckin' 
city like Hamburg! Everything sucks here!

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Especially the people.
Hans Albers, for example...

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when he had already been the big
blonde Hans, when he spent his eventide

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somewhere at the Starnberg Lake
among all the rich and famous.

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Incredibly miserable he sat there in
his mansion next to this bavarian puddle.

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In quiet hours he listened to tapes with
sea noise and seagull cries.

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He longed for Hamburg. Then he died
sick and totally isolated

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in a strange land.
No, he lived there with his woman.

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His partner.
She's a woman, right?

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Antje was her name, Antje Burg.
She just had been gone shortly

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during the war, because she was Jewish.
Hitler wanted that.

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But Albers was mainly pissed at Hitler,
because he had more fans than him.

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Hitler was lazy.
You can't say that. That is not true.

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Oh yes, that's true. And after the war
she returned and...

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Hitler was a totally lazy pig!
Hitler was a vegetarian!

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Slept in all the time. 
Non-smoker! Never ate raw meat.

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And the whole thing, that wasn't Hitler.
That was the whole German people itself, yes!

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Yes, Dieter, it's ok now...
Nothing is ok! Nobody here knows anything!

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But, Dieter!
It's ok, we heard it!

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Horst, could you please tell your 
drunk dimwit customers

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to calm down?

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Nobody forces you to stay,
my friend!

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Nobody! And if I
may remind you:

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You started this talk here!
I didn't start anything!

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You asked: Hello, men, how are you?
And I said: Shitty! Because there are
nothing but idiots here!

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And then everybody starts talking
shit that nobody wants to listen to!
I said it sucks here.

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Listen up, buddy, ok? I didn't say
Men, how are you? I said: Men, what's up?

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Sooner or later they'll all end up here.
And those who think they are special,

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or are able to do something really big, 
those will be the worst eventually.

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Sooner or later they'll all stand 
at the counter! All of them!

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Can't you suckers keep your trap shut? 
Nobody is interested in your loser-shit! 
Nobody!

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And that your lives are nothing but a pile 
of shit has nothing to do with us!

00:27:29.700 --> 00:27:33.077
Nothing! Damn shit!

00:27:50.567 --> 00:27:54.401
I think I'm gonna go home and go to bed.

00:27:59.407 --> 00:28:01.398
Ok.

00:28:03.927 --> 00:28:05.918
Walter?

00:28:08.407 --> 00:28:11.399
Are you gonna do me one more favor?

00:28:19.527 --> 00:28:21.518
(unintelligible)

00:28:29.087 --> 00:28:32.079
Turn right! Right! Right!

00:28:53.487 --> 00:28:55.478
Yes!

00:28:55.727 --> 00:28:57.718
Cool.

00:28:58.447 --> 00:29:00.836
A stuntshow!

00:29:00.887 --> 00:29:05.165
Maybe they can do with a couple tough
helldriver-guys.

00:29:08.087 --> 00:29:11.636
Dude, Rico!
What do you want from them?

00:29:11.687 --> 00:29:15.157
Wow! A two-wheel-ramp!

00:29:23.727 --> 00:29:26.161
Good evening, guys!

00:29:31.247 --> 00:29:34.080
Elvis Presley?

00:29:34.167 --> 00:29:36.158
Respect!

00:29:36.487 --> 00:29:40.480
Well, really, your style really has...

00:29:41.567 --> 00:29:45.606
Well, I gotta say:
Looks great!

00:29:49.607 --> 00:29:53.282
Well, I wanted to ask about the...
about the ramp over there?

00:29:53.407 --> 00:29:57.559
Well, if we could...
go up there real quick?

00:30:03.047 --> 00:30:06.676
Say, were you sad when Elvis died?

00:30:12.327 --> 00:30:16.286
Weren't we all?

00:30:17.287 --> 00:30:21.280
Well, me for sure?
That was really a bad loss.

00:30:21.327 --> 00:30:25.286
Well, Elvis Presley
could really sing well.

00:30:26.607 --> 00:30:29.485
What do you want?

00:30:29.527 --> 00:30:33.281
We are Elvis Presley fans!

00:30:36.367 --> 00:30:40.076
When did the King die?

00:30:41.447 --> 00:30:44.086
16th of August 1977

00:30:45.007 --> 00:30:48.317
at the age of 42 from heart failure

00:30:48.367 --> 00:30:52.280
in Graceland,
his mansion in Memphis, Tennessee.

00:31:00.447 --> 00:31:03.996
Hey, Rico! Hey, come here!

00:31:04.687 --> 00:31:08.362
Hey, would you please 
get out of the car? Hey!

00:31:08.407 --> 00:31:12.400
Could you please turn off the engine?
Rico! Hey! Hello!

00:31:13.967 --> 00:31:17.164
Hey, Man! Man!

00:31:44.207 --> 00:31:46.767
Yes, this baby has quite some power!

00:31:46.807 --> 00:31:48.798
Yes!

00:31:52.847 --> 00:31:54.838
Crap!

00:32:04.247 --> 00:32:06.238
Respect!

00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:47.238
[Elbe Tunnel - Tollway]

00:32:59.087 --> 00:33:02.159
Hey, stop! Open up! Hey!

00:35:16.887 --> 00:35:20.880
Did you see that, huh? I said,
did you see that, yes?

00:35:20.927 --> 00:35:24.920
She is really addicted to me!
Totally addicted to my body!

00:35:24.967 --> 00:35:28.198
I'm also addicted to your body.
Thanks.

00:35:28.247 --> 00:35:31.717
Hey, guys?
Interested in a couple videos?

00:35:32.767 --> 00:35:33.901
Hey. What's that?

00:35:33.902 --> 00:35:36.601
Erotic stuff and history.

00:35:36.647 --> 00:35:40.526
How much is that supposed to be?
Depends. Erotic stuff is 3 for 20.

00:35:40.567 --> 00:35:44.526
and I'll give you "Hitler Private, the 
Wolfsschanze - How the Führer really lived".

00:35:45.047 --> 00:35:48.676
So, 3 erotic, 1 Hitler, 
together: 20 marks.

00:35:50.607 --> 00:35:54.520
This one is really cool!
For this one I gotta take 15.

00:35:56.047 --> 00:36:00.006
Is that erotic?
Nah, history.

00:36:02.567 --> 00:36:06.276
A bottle of Vodka, please.

00:36:08.247 --> 00:36:11.282
70.

00:36:12.247 --> 00:36:13.282
80.

00:36:14.327 --> 00:36:17.285
Such a thing, yeah?

00:36:17.327 --> 00:36:21.286
And he slides this needle in
really slowly

00:36:21.327 --> 00:36:25.286
and it doesn't hurt just after a
couple moments, which is what

00:36:25.327 --> 00:36:29.479
one would expect, but: No!
It hurts so bad from the start,

00:36:29.527 --> 00:36:33.884
like nothing ever hurt in my
whole entire life!

00:36:36.087 --> 00:36:40.046
And I got this probe in my
dick and I notice

00:36:40.087 --> 00:36:44.080
how he slides it in deeper and 
deeper and I cry like mad

00:36:45.527 --> 00:36:49.600
and suddenly I notice,
that it gets to a point,

00:36:49.647 --> 00:36:53.276
where it hurts infinitively
worse than everything

00:36:53.327 --> 00:36:57.479
that had ever been before together!
And the doc tells me someting about:

00:36:57.527 --> 00:37:00.803
That the needle is now at a
point,

00:37:00.847 --> 00:37:04.806
where it has to slide into the
right channel. And that hurt so bad!

00:37:05.687 --> 00:37:08.281
And I scream!

00:37:08.327 --> 00:37:12.286
The nurse stares at me panically,
while I am screaming like mad...

00:37:12.327 --> 00:37:16.798
and the doc sweats and pushes,,,

00:37:16.847 --> 00:37:20.806
and suddenly I was in someting
like a giant container,

00:37:21.007 --> 00:37:24.602
with slick walls and I tried 
to get out...

00:37:24.647 --> 00:37:28.322
and I slipped and slipped.

00:37:28.367 --> 00:37:32.326
When I opened my eyes again,

00:37:32.367 --> 00:37:37.282
the doc was drumming on my chest 
with two fists like a madman.

00:37:37.327 --> 00:37:41.286
I had a syringe in my arm with...

00:37:41.607 --> 00:37:44.246
adrenaline or something.

00:38:05.087 --> 00:38:07.078
Hey!

00:38:08.207 --> 00:38:10.198
Hey!

00:38:10.687 --> 00:38:12.484
Hey!

00:38:12.527 --> 00:38:14.518
Fuck!

00:38:15.007 --> 00:38:16.998
Hey!

00:38:17.687 --> 00:38:20.804
Dude, what is this shit?
Come out of there!

00:38:20.967 --> 00:38:23.800
Dude, what's up with you?

00:38:24.007 --> 00:38:28.080
What's up with him, dude?
Stay out! What the fuck is going on?

00:38:29.007 --> 00:38:32.522
Pisser!
Careful! Watch your friend.

00:38:32.567 --> 00:38:36.526
Piss off, you asshole!
Don't touch my woman!

00:38:36.567 --> 00:38:40.276
It's ok! Hey, it's ok!

00:38:46.927 --> 00:38:49.077
Hey, there!

00:38:49.567 --> 00:38:52.081
Yes.

00:38:57.127 --> 00:39:01.245
You know, Rico: If you want 
to fuck, you gotta be nice.

00:39:01.287 --> 00:39:03.323
What, nice?

00:39:03.367 --> 00:39:07.360
Could you please help me across 
the road?
You really like grandmas, huh?

00:39:07.407 --> 00:39:11.366
But only his own. Say...

00:39:11.407 --> 00:39:15.036
Floyd, what would you do?

00:39:15.087 --> 00:39:19.046
What would you do or say 
or do...

00:39:19.087 --> 00:39:22.284
to get together with a woman?
I don't know.

00:39:22.327 --> 00:39:25.286
Come on, Floyd!

00:39:25.290 --> 00:39:30.115
I really don't know. Well, what 
I did once at a date...

00:39:30.167 --> 00:39:33.876
I just listened. Yeah. 
And then we were

00:39:33.927 --> 00:39:38.045
close to a staircase and 
I just hurled myself down.

00:39:38.087 --> 00:39:42.160
Yeah, sure!
Yeah. Then she got worried 
and came after me.

00:39:42.247 --> 00:39:46.160
And then she bent over me and 
I just kissed her.

00:39:46.247 --> 00:39:50.160
And that worked?
Yeah. The crucial element is the look!

00:39:52.087 --> 00:39:55.966
Say, excuse me...

00:39:56.007 --> 00:39:59.966
You are standing here all alone...
I am just asking, supposedly...

00:40:00.007 --> 00:40:02.282
In case you would like a drink...

00:40:02.327 --> 00:40:06.286
but I mean, since you're
thinking that anyway, right?

00:40:07.447 --> 00:40:11.281
May I get you something to drink...
Do you want to?

00:40:11.327 --> 00:40:15.286
I'm getting the feeling,
you are talking a little bit too much.

00:40:15.327 --> 00:40:19.286
Well, I once saw a movie with
Robert Redford. He just leaned

00:40:19.367 --> 00:40:23.485
on a door said to this woman:

00:40:23.527 --> 00:40:27.281
"I am so lonely in this
big city."

00:40:28.847 --> 00:40:32.283
I am in the city.
Yeah. Exactly like that!

00:40:42.047 --> 00:40:44.277
Good morning.
Morning.

00:40:47.487 --> 00:40:50.285
Three times everything.

00:40:54.487 --> 00:40:57.285
Hey!

00:40:57.847 --> 00:41:01.283
Hey Rico. Fries are like women.

00:41:01.327 --> 00:41:03.045
Sometimes hot,

00:41:03.087 --> 00:41:05.123
sometimes greasy,

00:41:05.167 --> 00:41:07.283
sometimes cold, sometimes
rubbery,

00:41:07.327 --> 00:41:09.522
crunchy. Doesn't matter!

00:41:09.567 --> 00:41:13.276
Somehow always rad.
I think, everybody likes fries.

00:41:13.887 --> 00:41:15.878
Everybody!

00:42:52.167 --> 00:42:55.159
I once heard that Elvis,

00:42:55.207 --> 00:42:57.198
the King,

00:42:57.367 --> 00:43:01.360
croaked with a cheeseburger in his
hand on the toilet.

00:43:03.927 --> 00:43:05.918
Well.

00:43:06.327 --> 00:43:10.286
Maybe it was just one 
cheeseburger too much.

00:43:31.287 --> 00:43:35.883
Why does the last night have to
be the shittiest of all?

00:43:53.487 --> 00:43:57.275
For heaven's sake!
What happened to the car?

00:44:00.287 --> 00:44:04.280
Hey, Telsa! 
Where are you coming from?

00:44:05.687 --> 00:44:09.680
Hey, Floyd,
what's with your eye?

00:44:15.567 --> 00:44:19.526
What's with the hat?

00:44:19.567 --> 00:44:23.685
It's a full moon -
of course I'm wearing a hat!

00:44:29.567 --> 00:44:33.276
Of course, Telsa.
What's up with you?

00:44:34.767 --> 00:44:36.758
Nothin'.

00:44:37.287 --> 00:44:40.677
Nothin' really. Nothin' at all.

00:44:43.607 --> 00:44:47.680
Well, doesn't matter anyway.
You wanna go dance?

00:45:49.367 --> 00:45:51.358
Hey!

00:45:52.887 --> 00:45:56.880
Hey, Rico! Time for a revenge!

00:46:01.007 --> 00:46:05.080
Snake's down in the basement!
How about it?

00:46:34.447 --> 00:46:36.278
Fuck.

00:46:36.327 --> 00:46:38.318
Fuck.

00:46:40.367 --> 00:46:44.485
Do you have any dough at all? 
Monetas.

00:46:44.887 --> 00:46:47.082
Fuck. That's good.

00:46:48.287 --> 00:46:52.075
The game has 11 balls.
If someone leads with 6 goals

00:46:52.247 --> 00:46:56.081
the game is automatically over.
If we score a goal,

00:46:56.167 --> 00:47:00.877
you get the ball.
So that you get it at least once!

00:47:02.647 --> 00:47:06.083
By the way, Snake always plays red!

00:47:11.767 --> 00:47:13.758
Hey, Snake!

00:47:13.807 --> 00:47:17.800
Here are some more.
Wanna play against you badly.

00:47:38.327 --> 00:47:42.286
What kinda shake is this?
Chocolate was out, I'm afraid.

00:47:48.007 --> 00:47:50.680
Your name is Shake?

00:47:51.727 --> 00:47:54.685
His name is Snake!

00:47:56.487 --> 00:48:00.275
Ah. But he drinks shake?

00:48:02.927 --> 00:48:07.239
What do you three idiots want?

00:48:09.247 --> 00:48:12.239
Ok! let's go, girls!

00:48:12.527 --> 00:48:16.600
Hey, give the money back, fucker!

00:48:16.647 --> 00:48:20.686
420.

00:48:38.367 --> 00:48:41.165
Ready, girls?

00:48:49.127 --> 00:48:51.118
Yeah!

00:49:07.607 --> 00:49:09.598
Yeah!

00:49:47.407 --> 00:49:49.398
Yeah.

00:50:29.767 --> 00:50:31.758
Yeah!

00:50:46.087 --> 00:50:48.078
Hold on.

00:50:58.647 --> 00:51:02.686
This is the key to a '74
Granada GLX Coupe by Ford.

00:51:03.047 --> 00:51:07.165
The car has been equipped by me 
with an australian V8-5-1 engine.

00:51:07.247 --> 00:51:11.160
Therefore it is the fastest
accelerating machine that is

00:51:11.247 --> 00:51:14.683
around Hamburg in a car.
It has a vinyl roof.

00:51:16.447 --> 00:51:21.282
You bet the 840, be bet the car.
"We" means: we three play together.

00:51:22.367 --> 00:51:26.679
And this time according to our rules.
By this I mean:

00:51:26.727 --> 00:51:31.084
Possible player changes during the 
whole game and keeper-goals count double.

00:52:40.447 --> 00:52:43.086
Keeper-goals count double!

00:57:20.767 --> 00:57:25.079
Dude, Rico! Let's get going!
We gotta get out of here!

00:57:25.927 --> 00:57:29.237
Where is Telsa, anyway?

00:57:29.447 --> 00:57:32.245
What?
Telsa!

00:58:16.287 --> 00:58:20.326
Why did you drive off anyway?
We should have played again!

00:58:20.367 --> 00:58:25.202
We would have defeated 'em again!
And again! And again!

00:58:25.247 --> 00:58:28.284
Did you see them, huh?
Did you see my trick?

00:58:28.647 --> 00:58:31.684
Snake? And Dulle?

00:58:34.567 --> 00:58:36.558
Should we go back? Babies?
Should we go back?

00:58:45.687 --> 00:58:49.202
Walter?
Would you let me drive the Granada?

00:59:10.247 --> 00:59:13.205
That was big!

00:59:13.247 --> 00:59:16.205
That was totally big!

00:59:22.607 --> 00:59:27.203
Say, Butty, where from did you 
know all that stuff about Elvis?

00:59:27.247 --> 00:59:29.477
Common knowledge.

01:00:56.007 --> 01:00:58.202
Excuse me.

01:01:01.967 --> 01:01:05.960
The girl had life threatening alcohol
levels and was due to vomit in the lungs

01:01:06.007 --> 01:01:09.966
up to 2 minutes without any
oxygen.

01:01:10.007 --> 01:01:13.966
I don't know if you know what
that could have meant.

01:01:14.007 --> 01:01:17.966
Go home and come back tomorrow.

01:01:18.007 --> 01:01:20.965
Let lost.

01:01:59.527 --> 01:02:03.486
What do you want?

01:02:03.527 --> 01:02:07.076
What do you want from me, asshole!
What do you want?

01:02:12.727 --> 01:02:14.718
Fuck!

01:03:46.007 --> 01:03:48.077
I want some ice-cream.

01:05:38.967 --> 01:05:42.960
The first thing that I can
remember is...

01:05:43.007 --> 01:05:46.886
...when I got a sparkler from
my mother on New Year's Eve.

01:05:46.927 --> 01:05:50.715
The sky was full of 
rockets and fireworks

01:05:50.767 --> 01:05:55.079
that exploded and sparked.
That was loud.

01:05:56.767 --> 01:06:00.726
But I wasn't afraid.
I just held my sparkler up
to the dark sky...

01:06:00.767 --> 01:06:04.726
... and shook it like crazy.
I shook it so hard,

01:06:04.767 --> 01:06:08.726
so incredibly hard, as hard as I
could. And even harder.

01:06:08.767 --> 01:06:12.999
Until I couldn't any more and on and 
on. Senseless and harder and harder.

01:06:14.087 --> 01:06:18.160
And I was small.
And so was the sparkler.

01:06:19.007 --> 01:06:22.682
But I was part of the biggest
and most incredible thing...

01:06:22.727 --> 01:06:26.686
I've ever seen.
The greatest and biggest ever,

01:06:26.727 --> 01:06:31.084
and I was there. Without me knowing 
it, without me knowing anything.

01:06:35.527 --> 01:06:39.679
I think, I've never done anything 
like that in my life again.

01:06:41.007 --> 01:06:44.238
So hard and uncompromisingly 
and totally.

01:06:47.927 --> 01:06:51.886
I think, I never experienced 
anything in my life again,

01:06:52.287 --> 01:06:56.280
that was so big and so gigantic.

01:07:09.727 --> 01:07:13.276
What time is it, by the way?

01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:17.000
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