[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hum log har roz haraaron faisle karte hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.07,0:00:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jaise bahar jaane se pehle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.08,0:00:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humaare paas ek IF Statement
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.12,0:00:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hoti hai jo kehti hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.77,0:00:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,agar baarish ho rahi hai,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.18,0:00:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh mujhe apni jacket leni padhegi toh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.58,0:00:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,computr bahot ache
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.33,0:00:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hote hai jab aap
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.21,0:00:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us prakar ke
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.10,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,faisle kar lete hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ve un cheezon ko tez gati
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.05,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se bharose se
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nishpaadit kar sakate hain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aur isliye, ek computer program asal me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.55,0:00:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thoda ganit hota hai aur thodi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.70,0:00:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IF statements,jaha aese faisle kiye
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jate hai toh, is paheeli me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jo IF khand hai, wo ek zombie (pret) ko
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ek faisle karne me maddad kar raha hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeh kuch jaanchta hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.80,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,udahran ke liye,ek khand lete he jo kehta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"agar koi raasta baeen or jaa raha hai"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aur isme "baeen or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mudhne" ka aadesh daalte hai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh hum zombie ko bata rahe hai ki
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,usse apni aas paas ki jaanch karni hai,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aur dekhna hai ki agar baeen or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,koi raasta jaa raha hai, toh baeen mudho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:01:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aur fir hum "aage badho" khand ka istemal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.31,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,karte hai "isse dohraao" khand ke andar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jisse wo aage badhte rahe jab tak wo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sirf seedha jaana chaahta hai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aur fir uske baad jab ek modd aata hai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.90,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tab "IF" khand usse batayega ki usse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baeen mudhna,aur hum dekh sakte hai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.72,0:01:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ki ye karne par, ki agar modd aaya toh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.34,0:01:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baeen mudhna warna seedhe chalne par
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.00,0:01:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hum apne lakshya par pahuch jaayenge
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.90,0:01:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh ye bas ek udahran tha "IF" khand ke
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.20,0:01:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,istemaal ka jo ki asal me computer
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,program me kaafi moolbhoot
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vichaar hai
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maine sabse pehle zero kaata khelne ka
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,program banana seekha tha
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh mere paas "IF" khand tha kehne ke liye
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ki agar doosra khilaadi jeetne wala hai
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh aage jaao aur us jagah ko rok do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toh mazze karna "IF" khand ko seekhne me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ye kaafi zaroori vichar hai