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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Well, Brennan,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.80,0:00:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you certainly have had a lot of jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.77,0:00:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: I'm a bit of a spark plug,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.40,0:00:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, uh, Human Resources Lady, I think. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.17,0:00:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: It's actually . . . it’s Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.87,0:00:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.17,0:00:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Pan . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.67,0:00:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: No, my name is PAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.33,0:00:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Are you saying Pan? Or Pam?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.17,0:00:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: I’m saying Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.90,0:00:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm sorry. Who is this gentleman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.43,0:00:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting behind you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.90,0:00:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Hello, Ms. Lady! I'm Dale.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.17,0:00:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Brennan’s stepbrother,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I think I might be able to help
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.67,0:00:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the Pan-Pam dilemma.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.93,0:00:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Yeah, that'd be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.83,0:00:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Pam!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.67,0:00:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Pamn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.83,0:00:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Pam!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.60,0:00:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Pand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.53,0:00:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: With an M.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.07,0:00:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: There’s a D on the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.93,0:00:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: There’s no D. It's Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.93,0:00:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: It's like “comb”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.10,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Here. It's P. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: P-A-N-M.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Everyone saying a different letter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.10,0:00:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Two m’s.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.60,0:00:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: M.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: That was the confusion.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.53,0:00:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: No, there’s just one M.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.90,0:00:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: What do you say we interview you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.10,0:00:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: Uh . . . Alright. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.27,0:00:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's . . . uh . . . sometimes useful exercise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.60,0:00:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please put your hand down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.30,0:00:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.90,0:00:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: How much money do you make a year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.63,0:00:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before taxes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.37,0:00:56.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.67,0:00:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually not comfortable answering that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.60,0:00:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Come on! [angrily]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.60,0:01:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: We're doing the interview now, not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.07,0:01:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oprah . . . Barbara Walters . . . your wife--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.30,0:01:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got to fuck one, marry one, kill one . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.40,0:01:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.97,0:01:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: I think we're done here. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.70,0:01:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Okay, first of all, I needed someone to . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Will you shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.60,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: Okay. I think we’ve had enough here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.03,0:01:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Shut up for one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.83,0:01:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Shu . . . Shu . . . Shut your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.97,0:01:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: I needed someone to . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.77,0:01:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Will you shut your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.50,0:01:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut your . . . Shut your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.63,0:01:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: I’m sorry. What did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.80,0:01:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: You’re just coming off stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.50,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: I’m coming off as stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re wearing tuxedos to a job
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.83,0:01:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that requires you to clean bathrooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.23,0:01:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please leave this office.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.27,0:01:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re done with this interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.17,0:01:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.97,0:01:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Pam: [Shouts] Get out of my office!.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.73,0:01:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: I’m just looking to hire guys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.10,0:01:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I don’t mind hanging out with
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.23,0:01:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for like 12 hours a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.53,0:01:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys seem like cool guys. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.37,0:01:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got hair similar to mine,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wear tuxedos to the interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.60,0:01:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s funny. It’s ironic. I get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.47,0:01:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re kinda underplaying the whole formality of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.67,0:01:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that’s funny as hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.17,0:01:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let’s do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.53,0:01:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you guys are hired.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.67,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re it! You know . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you’re like the weirdest guys ever,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.93,0:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don’t see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.07,0:02:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Long farting noise coming from Dale]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.13,0:02:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.20,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Short fart]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that a fart?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.50,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: I can taste it . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.90,0:02:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.30,0:02:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.07,0:02:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: Is that onion? Onion and . . . ?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.93,0:02:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Onion and ketchup.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.13,0:02:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It stinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.37,0:02:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Dale: This is a small room.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.50,0:02:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Brennan: Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.97,0:02:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Man: Okay, now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.33,0:02:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,