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>>Pam: Well, Brennan,

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you certainly have had a lot of jobs.

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>>Brennan: I'm a bit of a spark plug,

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and, uh, Human Resources Lady, I think. . .

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>>Pam: It's actually . . . it’s Pam.

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>>Brennan: I'm sorry.

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Well, Pan . . .

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>>Pam: No, my name is PAM.

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>>Brennan: Are you saying Pan? Or Pam?

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>>Pam: I’m saying Pam.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Who is this gentleman

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sitting behind you?

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>>Dale: Hello, Ms. Lady! I'm Dale.

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I'm Brennan’s stepbrother,

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and I think I might be able to help

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with the Pan-Pam dilemma.

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>>Brennan: Yeah, that'd be great.

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>>Pam: Pam!

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>>Dale: Pamn.

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>>Pam: Pam!

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>>Brennan: Pand.

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>>Pam: With an M.

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>>Brennan: There’s a D on the end.

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>>Pam: There’s no D. It's Pam.

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>>Dale: It's like “comb”

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>>Pam: Here. It's P. . .

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>>Dale: P-A-N-M.

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[Everyone saying a different letter]

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>>Brennan: Two m’s.

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>>Pam: M.

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>>Brennan: That was the confusion.

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>>Pam: No, there’s just one M.

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>>Dale: What do you say we interview you?

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>>Man: Uh . . . Alright. Yes.

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That's . . . uh . . . sometimes useful exercise.

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Please put your hand down.

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Go ahead.

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>>Brennan: How much money do you make a year

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before taxes?

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>>Man: Okay.

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I'm actually not comfortable answering that.

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>>Dale: Come on! [angrily]

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>>Brennan: We're doing the interview now, not you.

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>>Dale: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon--

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Oprah . . . Barbara Walters . . . your wife--

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you got to fuck one, marry one, kill one . . .

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Go!

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>>Man: I think we're done here. Thank you.

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>>Pam: Okay, first of all, I needed someone to . . .

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>>Brennan: Will you shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

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>>Pam: Okay. I think we’ve had enough here.

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>>Dale: Shut up for one second.

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>>Brennan: Shu . . . Shu . . . Shut your mouth.

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>>Pam: I needed someone to . . .

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>>Brennan: Will you shut your mouth.

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Shut your . . . Shut your mouth.

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>>Pam: I’m sorry. What did you just say?

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>>Brennan: You’re just coming off stupid.

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>>Pam: I’m coming off as stupid.

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You’re wearing tuxedos to a job

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that requires you to clean bathrooms.

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Please leave this office.

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We’re done with this interview.

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>>Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?.

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>>Pam: [Shouts] Get out of my office!.

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>>Man: I’m just looking to hire guys

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that I don’t mind hanging out with

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for like 12 hours a day.

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You guys seem like cool guys. . . .

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you got hair similar to mine,

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you wear tuxedos to the interview.

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That’s funny. It’s ironic. I get that.

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You’re kinda underplaying the whole formality of it.

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I think that’s funny as hell.

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So let’s do this.

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You know, you guys are hired.

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You’re it! You know . . .

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unless you’re like the weirdest guys ever,

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and I don’t see it.

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>>Brennan: Great.

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[Long farting noise coming from Dale]

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[Short fart]

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Was that a fart?

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>>Dale: I dunno.

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>>Man: I can taste it . . .

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on my tongue.

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>>Dale: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.

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>>Man: Is that onion? Onion and . . . ?

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Onion and ketchup.

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It stinks.

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>>Dale: This is a small room.

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>>Brennan: Shit.

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>>Man: Okay, now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.

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