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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.47,0:00:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Lotta Lundgren, and this is Erik Haag
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.47,0:00:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this show we will be "wallraffing", lending our bodies to six different eras in Swedish history.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.44,0:00:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will figure out how it felt to live in another time than our own.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.07,0:00:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were your thoughts? How did you sleep? What did you smell like and what did you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.74,0:00:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But most of all, what kind of food was on the plate?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.78,0:00:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The age of great power"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.52,0:01:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This week we will live in "the age of great power". We will try the lives of the nobility,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.81,0:01:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the freemen and the farmers, balance our four bodily fluids, go to war
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.80,0:01:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and drink incredible amounts of beer. And we get no other food than what was eaten in the 17th century.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.01,0:01:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we start the weeks experiment by getting dressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.86,0:01:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tadaa\N- Oh, the noble man!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.13,0:01:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Was it in here you had a blood stain? Yeah, that feels a bit uncomfortable actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.13,0:01:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, this place is haunted.\N- Alright... Well, I'll take these off then!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.16,0:01:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lotta and me are kickstarting this week in the nobility, a very small group,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.16,0:01:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only 0,5 % of Swedens population at that time.\NLike, as many swedes as there are physiotherapists in Sweden today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.64,0:01:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we're not just doing this because the nobility have money and funny clothes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.66,0:01:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but because it is here where the 17th century ideas and ideals really start to flourish.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.59,0:02:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is kind of the style they had? Sort of like a mentally ill four year old picked the outfit?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.12,0:02:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Men these days were supposed to be like peacocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.56,0:02:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The ideal was that you were flat.\N- Flat tits like this you wont even get
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.15,0:02:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during a mammography.\NEvery eras dream woman is always
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.73,0:02:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a body that is something different than what it actually is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.94,0:02:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Every body is to be pressed and stuffed and squeezed, pulled back and built up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.90,0:02:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And here we'll put this little roll.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.27,0:02:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Does this count as manly clothing?\N-This is extremely manly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.45,0:02:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like the mans time to shine.\N-Like Maria Montazami?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.47,0:02:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A noble man is no noble man without his sword.\NAnd a pearl earring,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.27,0:02:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in you right ear.\N- Oh, like a cop hater?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.17,0:02:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those in the nobility who had a a lot of money, they had a wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.62,0:02:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There, okay, now you have the right silhouette for the end of the 17th centrury.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A straight, flat silhouette, cone shaped. It shows a youthful character.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.95,0:03:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright, now you look god, but you would have been pretty disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause you didn't wash yourself perticularly often, you smelled bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.95,0:03:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of course you had lice.\N- It itches when you talk about lice!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.21,0:03:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it could also be because it's hot in this wig.\NBut now I'm done, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.01,0:03:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just walk around this....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.26,0:03:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh. Oh but you look nice!\NWhat are you laughing at?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.89,0:03:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well that you're going to look like this all week.\N- But I've got a lot of... sort of...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.13,0:03:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these things...\N-I'm so proud of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.56,0:03:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was the size of Sweden the first half of the 17th century, our kings name
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.82,0:03:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was Gustav II Adolf, his job is to start and win wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.15,0:03:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rest of the swedes are divided into four classes; Nobility, priests, freemen and peasants.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.26,0:04:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These classes must be kept apart at all costs. Eg; The farmer may not dress or eat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.63,0:04:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the nobility, or the whole society would go to shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.56,0:04:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The greatest challenge with the food this week is working with ingredients
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.48,0:04:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that aren't fresh. It all has to be baked, boiled or seared for a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.09,0:04:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seared food, that was only for people with a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.96,0:04:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The common people probably never had seared or grilled food, you had boiled food.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.09,0:04:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is Magnus Nilsson, he owns the restaurant Fäviken. He dries and leavens
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.50,0:04:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has no issues with wierd ingredients, but we still say he doesn't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.50,0:04:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how massive this undertaking of his is, cooking for us for a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.52,0:04:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is your week in front of you.\NOr at least the fresh ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.92,0:04:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It doesn't look very... juicy?\N-No
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.34,0:05:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's this?\N-Um, that is a dried duck - Oh, of course
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.90,0:05:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we should take the time to say that this is not make-belief,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.40,0:05:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is authentic.\N-Yes, it actually is. It was just like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.20,0:05:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DRIED HAM & SALTED PORK
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.29,0:05:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CAPERCAILLIE & FILEDFARE
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.100,0:05:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SPICES OF THE WEEK\NCINNAMON, GINGER, CLOVE, NUTMEG
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.65,0:05:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it tasty food?\N-Um, well, the ingredients are pretty tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.33,0:05:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think a lot of the cooking techniques won't really fit our modern flavour preference.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.34,0:05:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of it well be more or less inedible, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.76,0:05:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Which one will be the most disgusting?\N-You'll have to wait and see!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.21,0:05:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Exciting.\NBut when we have eaten this food,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.61,0:05:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how will we feel after a week?\N-I'm not very concerned about the food,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.61,0:05:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's pretty good. It's well rounded, meat and fish and even fresh fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.99,0:05:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What troubles me is all the alcohol. Massive amounts of beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.28,0:06:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The way I see it, you'll be drunk most of the time. Fall over and say silly things.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.38,0:06:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your liver will be in distress. Alcohol is a clinical and societal problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.75,0:06:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But we're only drinking beer because we can't drink the water, right? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.17,0:06:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, water is scarse and it is not clean, that's where many diseases spread.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.68,0:06:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the most difficult thing for me and Lotta will probably be that we can't drink coffee,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.30,0:06:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why can't we drink coffee?\N-There is no coffee yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.30,0:06:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that means trouble, because you, like all swedes, are addicted to caffeine,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.44,0:06:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will get headaches, everything from mild to migraine,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.40,0:06:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,irritation, you'll just feel generally bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.53,0:06:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did the nobility have for lunch on a normal Monday?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.81,0:06:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And which of these 130 rooms is the dining room?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.06,0:07:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOBILITY LUNCH
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.48,0:07:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lotta, where are we eating?\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.14,0:07:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, OK. I was in there waiting.\NWhere are the drinks?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.57,0:07:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Here you have a snaps, to have before, during or after lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.56,0:07:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a shot like this, instead of a shot glass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.86,0:07:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now I have massive expectations on this food.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.80,0:07:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,INTESTINE STEW
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.86,0:07:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one of the few dishes you'll eat that actually contains fresh ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.82,0:07:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-STOP! Did you hear that? We will barely eat any fresh food all week!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.68,0:07:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's because almost all food has to be preserved. Storage food. Resume
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.64,0:08:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's this intestine stew, which has kidney from lamb, heart, liver, braised to a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.20,0:08:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sort of gruel, with just a bit of this sweetened, german wine and some grains.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.46,0:08:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then there are a few rooster heads in the mix as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.62,0:08:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are eating things people ate if you were really rich and successful in Sweden,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.48,0:08:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,400 years ago.\N-I'm going to try this kidney.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.90,0:08:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It wasn't that tasty to me. Nah, tastes a lot like stable to me. Like cows fur.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.31,0:08:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cows fur?\NI think it's time for these rooster heads!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.23,0:08:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok, but, like, how?\N-Oh you just eat them straight up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.90,0:08:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck... There was some kind of... like hard shit... Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.00,0:09:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-As a woman in the 17th century nobility I can be someones wife, mother,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.00,0:09:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the housekeeper and that's it. I belong to my dad until I marry,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.71,0:09:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I belong to my husband.\N(ERIK)- LOTTA! Have you seen my slippers?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.40,0:09:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not alllowed to get an education, intelligence is not something women have.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.75,0:09:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ERIK)-I FOUND THEM! I was wearing them all along.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.77,0:09:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I have to be great at hosting parties, and play the lute.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.01,0:09:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Erik)- I've lost them again.\N- Do you want to join?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.97,0:09:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, yeah, god, sorry. I just got a bit thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.06,0:09:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight Lotta and Erik will have a menu with a variety of dishes, most of them from a book
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.09,0:09:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called "The Counts Brahe's winterbook", recipes typical for this era.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.81,0:10:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm doing here is placing these oysters in with this sort of rice pudding.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.88,0:10:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck me that's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.35,0:10:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Health, not taste, is focus at this times fine dining. Not strange
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.40,0:10:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,considering how sick people were, and what little could be done about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.40,0:10:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Humorism" was the prevalent teaching, according to which
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.61,0:10:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should eat to balance the four bodily fluids. The body was seen sort of like a
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.91,0:10:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sack of skin with fluids, where blood, mucus, yellow and black bile
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.27,0:10:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were wobbling around inside. Too much or too little of any fluid was no good.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.56,0:10:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this could be remedied with food! We are having a healthy dinner,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.06,0:10:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our permanent companion, Rickard Tällström.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.96,0:10:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DRIED REINDEER WITH EAST INDIAN SPICES
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.30,0:10:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIDGEON IN WINE AND VINEGAR
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.20,0:10:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BOILED GOAT IN BLACKCURRANT\N-Two of the dishes are fiery,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.27,0:10:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two are subduing, according to humorism.\N-My guess is that the oysters...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.69,0:11:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They should be subduing, right?\N-Yeah, and then I think the goad in jam,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.15,0:11:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,silly as it may sound, is also subduing?\N-Yes, that is correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.02,0:11:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to humorism wild meat is fiery and the sweets, the berries and the oysters are subduing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.89,0:11:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When was this decided?\N-Well as an idea it came during antiquity,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.90,0:11:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that certain foods could treat imbalance in your body. During the age of Great Power
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.31,0:11:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it became important to relate to the balance of society, eating to be in balance,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.72,0:11:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ensuring that the societal classes are not mixed. What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.65,0:11:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think that one was disgusting.\N-Melon, oysters, nettles and rice.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.55,0:11:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was not put together to be tasty, that's obvious to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.90,0:11:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But it was really nice, this very salted pork, with pidgeon.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.97,0:12:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kippis
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.62,0:12:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are we doing here?\N-We're here to take care of our personal hygiene.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.24,0:12:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our hygiene must be taken care of without water. In the 1600's water was
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.58,0:12:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought to carry diseases. And if you got wet you body could liquify and rot away.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.36,0:12:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You brush youre teeth with one of these little sticks.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.45,0:12:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was believed that cavities came from small worms that lived in your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.55,0:12:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how to treat that? Well, you rinse your mouth with vinegar.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.40,0:12:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Vinager?!\N.Yup, and that's what we're doing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.65,0:12:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't possibly?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.28,0:13:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It really hurts my lips.\N-Oh, it stings!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.00,0:13:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Take some beer! Why did you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.84,0:13:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It hurts so much!\N-That was day one, and I feel pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.85,0:13:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get a bit... tired from eating wierd food all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.82,0:13:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've eaten rooster head, lamb kidney, some other intestine, uhm, pidgeon...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.37,0:13:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duck, I think? And I'm not used to eating this many animals in one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.95,0:13:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel very crowded inside.\N-Our dietary consultant, she warned us
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.95,0:13:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that if you drink alcohol instead of water like we do, it could lead to people becoming violent.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.82,0:14:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I haven't seen anything like that with Lotta. I think she's a bit more of a chatterbox,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.46,0:14:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not violent, it hasn't been unpleasant yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.74,0:14:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The captains logbook, day two! I am dehydrated and nauseous after last nights healthy dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.73,0:14:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you're all saying "food, food, food", when is it going to be about
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.47,0:14:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something interesting, like war? Yes it will, because we will meet with a war historian.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.16,0:14:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But first, breakfast! I want bacon and eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.30,0:14:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOBILITY BREAKFAST
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.32,0:14:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYEBREAD
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.34,0:14:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OAT PORRIDGE\N-Good morning. - Morning
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.37,0:14:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Beer.\N- Is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.99,0:14:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Warm beer.\N-No really? Oh. Yummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.83,0:14:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And we've gotten some sort of porridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.07,0:15:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really good actually. I think this feels very healthy, very al dente.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.22,0:15:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like this is where our modern healthy breakfast is born.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.41,0:15:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This will go, this will stay\N-It's kind of yucky and nice that the beer is warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.59,0:15:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, cause it's so cold here.\N-And it was a lot colder,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.25,0:15:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should be lucky to get 14 degrees in a castle, in the 1600's.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.43,0:15:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now Erik will be happy, we are finally going to talk about war! With historian, Bo Eriksson.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.28,0:15:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But it's kind of fun that Sweden, who feels like a small country in Europe today,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.29,0:15:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was number one or at least, maybe, number two, maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.97,0:16:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Haha, no, we were number one, we set the agenda, but I still think it's a terrible century.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.13,0:16:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The civilian loss amongst the people exposed to the Swedish army was vast,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.11,0:16:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're talking hundreds of thousands of people.\N-Yeah, Erik, did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.32,0:16:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is King Gustaf II Adolf, I want to say Hero King!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.65,0:16:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Hero King that made Sweden a great power. Sadly, Gustaf was slain
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.86,0:16:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the battle of Lützen 1632. But despite this Sweden continued to grow,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.92,0:16:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the way in to the 18th century.\N-Who was part of this so called army?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.07,0:16:44.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's partially the military, the soldiers, and then there were the camp followers.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.35,0:16:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And amongst those we find the civilian. The soldiers brought their women,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.71,0:16:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their children. It was a society in miniature. And imagine, this is 40'000 people.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.24,0:17:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some even say that the greatest torment for the civilians in Germany
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were the camp followers.\N-I'm trying to understand how these marriages
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.00,0:17:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would work?\N-But like, all respect to the gender perspective,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.65,0:17:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if we have a situation where Sweden is a super power during a short period of time,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.36,0:17:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't it be interesting to just like explain how Sweden could be so successful?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.98,0:17:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes. Firstly, the moving artillery. was an expert at... No this is actually interesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.06,0:17:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sure...\N-It was smaller cannons, that you could move
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.49,0:17:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during the battle, and that was new.\NThe second part was the shock factor fire power,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.13,0:17:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was the Swedes biggest weapons.\N-The catholics shat their pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.40,0:17:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ha, yes, but so did probably the Swedes, since it was an incredible noise.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.74,0:17:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. You had three rows who fired at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.53,0:17:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One one laying on the ground \N(Are you listening, Lotta?!)\None sitting and one standing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.46,0:18:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Imagine the shock!\N-Yes! And imagine hundreds of those!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.42,0:18:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then your opponent is approaching and BANG, you fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.70,0:18:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So that was the Swedish style?\N-That was a winning concept, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.92,0:18:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So this is like our camp now?\N-Yes, let's say a few miles outside of Lützen.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.96,0:18:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But Bo, could you say that it's 50% women and 50% men?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.20,0:18:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But like hold it, Lotta, seriously, if this is a war camp, shoudn't Bo and I secure it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.31,0:18:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes! Should I stand guard while you dig?\NIt was more important to get up than down.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.43,0:18:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Interrupted again, completely in accordance with the 17th century. Women in wars
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.11,0:18:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had no say. I myself could have been one of the camp followers
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.48,0:18:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my job would have been to cook. Today we're lucky, I've got some elk meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.34,0:19:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So where do you get like ingredients and stuff to cook?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.91,0:19:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like you find a supermarket in the middle of Lutsen?\N-No, and that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.28,0:19:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-LÜTZEN!\N-Haha... even the horse was laughing there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.41,0:19:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but when passing villages you had to take what was at hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.65,0:19:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not only food was taken, you pillaged, murdered and raped.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.35,0:19:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.10,0:19:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, yeah, but what happened was that the hens eventually... ran out.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.12,0:19:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CAMP FOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.68,0:19:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And this is to my own little hero.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.65,0:19:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELK AND TURNIPS IN BEER
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.12,0:19:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yum! If this is what was served in the camp you kind of wish you had been there!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.65,0:19:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah! Except the plague and all the rapes\N-Haha well yes, except those.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.30,0:19:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But when talking about the age of Great Power, such a unique time in Swedish
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.03,0:20:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,history, what should be said to not... pass it off compelety?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.18,0:20:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think it should be said that this was the worst time in Swedish history.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.12,0:20:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the army came to a village, plundering, what happened to the survivors?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.42,0:20:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well they joined the killers, to those who killed their parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.79,0:20:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was about survival, a deeply tragic chapter in Swedens history, which has been
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.78,0:20:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romanticised. But I think it's time to tell the truth, this should never happen again.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.80,0:21:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-As a general I could take a vacation from fighting, visit a buddy with a castle maybe
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.89,0:21:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do some partying and dancing.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.13,0:21:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Erik as a dance partner is, ehm... I suspect that Erik is considerably heavier
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.13,0:21:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than the average 17th century man, and I think there will be problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.43,0:21:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Right foot!\N-Left.\N-Left?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.73,0:21:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dance was very important. It was exercise, culture and flirting,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.44,0:21:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fun! At least they thought so back then.\NNot being able to dance
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.44,0:21:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a social handicap that could damage your career and reputation.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.84,0:22:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Today we say that all people have equal value, and their own personality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.66,0:22:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 17th century it was the opposite. People had a different value
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.92,0:22:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,depending on their class, and the same personality as everyone else in that class.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.36,0:22:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The emotional, passionate type could only exist here, in the nobility.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.43,0:22:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Should I perhaps... - Or if I go....\N-But that might be... -Or maybe you should...?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.10,0:22:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Age of Great Power in Sweden is all about honor. People are easily offended
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.18,0:22:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your honor must constantly be guarded from gossip and bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.82,0:22:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amongst the crimes that went to court, defamation was one of the most common.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.11,0:23:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are having dinner with Erik Falk, he is an expert in insults. To honor him
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.97,0:23:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are using a classic 17th century trick. We have ordered a surprise dinner!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.10,0:23:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But first, some Fieldfare for a starter!\NFIELDFARE IN CINNAMON SAUCE
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.34,0:23:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, Lotta. So the scull should be cracked, like a crayfish
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.52,0:23:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you suck the nice stuff out from inside of the head.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.100,0:23:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you really doing that? Cracking the skull?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.11,0:23:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah. It was nice.\N- I think it is really tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.15,0:23:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Isnt't that surprising?\N-It is very, very tender!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.24,0:23:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Erik, explain to me, honor is really in the center during this time. What is "honor"?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.61,0:24:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The honor is your badge of identity, your credibility, this honor
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.53,0:24:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that by no means should be violated. It was a crime to insult someone or slander him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.28,0:24:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Say something that would be considered as slander?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.48,0:24:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, if Lotta thought you were too flamboyantly dressed, she might say
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.43,0:24:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"wigfin", maybe. Or peacock. Or long heron. \N-Try once, to say long heron.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.86,0:24:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok. Long heron! How does he feel?\N- He's offended.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.84,0:24:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-During this time very few people in Sweden know how to read and write?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.87,0:24:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes! And in a verbal culture, words hurt more somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.38,0:24:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you call me a thief, it feels like I become a thief, and people start believing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.82,0:24:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Amongst the worst things you could say was to liken someone to an animal, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.34,0:24:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes! And do you know which the worst animal to be likened to was?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.04,0:24:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A badger from a cartoon!\N-No, a dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.14,0:25:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And so it is time for the surprise.\N-Shall we start with these 17th century
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.38,0:25:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinder eggs for adults? A fish in bread, is my guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.76,0:25:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's like something is going to fly out of it now, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.06,0:25:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hah, it seems to be some kind of mince. Meatloaf! Fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.23,0:25:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why were they doing it like this, Lotta?\N-When we get something that looks
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.92,0:25:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a fish, but it is meat, that is incredibly funny to the 17th century person.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.83,0:25:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you having fun, over there?\N-Oh yes. But we're trying not to laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.60,0:25:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But if you imagine a situation where someone is writing something demeaning
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.42,0:25:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about someone else, in regards of their profession
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.71,0:25:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that this person is talking like an animal, for an example.\N-That's terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.70,0:25:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That someone talks like an animal!\N-But if, if someone did write like that
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.34,0:26:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about someone, could you imagine that having deadly consequences?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.22,0:26:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of something like that? Like "you're talking like a badger in a cartoon"?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.44,0:26:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ehm, that is not totally implausible.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.55,0:26:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-ALEX SHULMAN! Come out!\NIs it there? Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.74,0:26:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a print out from Alex Shulmans blog. "I'm annoyed with how Erik Haag
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.56,0:26:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,says 'like this' all the time. Why does he do that? I'm annoyed with all of him,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.14,0:26:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he talks like you imagine a badger from a cartoon."
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.89,0:26:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you even write that about someone?\N-Hi! Erik.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.86,0:26:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah I heard you shouting from the street, my daughter woke up.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.31,0:26:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, my apologies. And give my best to Amanda! Ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.98,0:27:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was on your blog!\N-Ok, I don't remember it?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.19,0:27:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Annoyed with all of him... he speaks the way you'd imagine a badger in a cartoon does."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.19,0:27:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haha, well yeah that is true. I'd say that's fairly well put. You speak strangely? You do!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.95,0:27:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel offended! I demand redress! Duel, I say!\N-How long is it going to take, kind of, Erik?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.26,0:27:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is Thibault, he's an expert at duelling. Cheers, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.14,0:27:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I want to challenge Alex to a duel, since he has offended me, how do I do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.17,0:27:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-If you have glove, you can...\N-I do!!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.08,0:27:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, exactly!\N-But I can decline, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.88,0:27:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can say no thanks?\N-You can, yes, but it was very unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.20,0:27:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Where is this broadcasted, which channel?\N(Producer) -SVT
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.98,0:28:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-SVT? OK, then I'm in. -This could be very quick.\N-I accept, or whatever you call it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.62,0:28:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I stabbed you in the throat so that you got a normal voice?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.54,0:28:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, imagine. Or if I chopped your hands off so that you couldn't write shit about people.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.69,0:28:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-En garde\N-You can back out now if you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.41,0:28:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ouch!\N-First blood, Erik, victor!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.71,0:28:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Redress!\N-That was quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.05,0:28:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Erik Haag doesn not speak strangely, he does not annoy me and he does not speak
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.39,0:29:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like he's in a cartoon.\N-A badger.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.42,0:29:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-After a couple of fun but fuggy days in the nobility it is now time to step down.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.36,0:29:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a warm up we are meeting with children of freemen. And then we too will become freemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.03,0:29:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello everyone. Pleasure. My name is Lotta.\NHi, I'm Erik. We are guidance counselors
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.76,0:29:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the 17th century.\N-Yes, and we are here to talk about you future.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.61,0:29:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I want to be a doctor.\NVeterinarian, dancer, archeologist, actress.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.75,0:29:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at these children, so full of hope. Had they been children of freemen, they would
Dialogue: 0,0:29:59.70,0:30:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been born into a guild, that could not be changed. They never had to worry
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.79,0:30:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about what to become when they grew up.\NFirst journeyman, and then same as daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.30,0:30:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, we have a message to you from the 17th century, that we think can be of use to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.58,0:30:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FORGET YOUR DREAM
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.48,0:30:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, thank you for having us. We will visit all students in the Uppsala region these weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.28,0:30:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's time to try the life of a freeman. The labor office for cultural workers
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.10,0:31:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is yet to be invented, so I have to work as a brushmaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.29,0:31:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Damn, this is going to be a good one. Fuck... like damn, hell, this is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.60,0:31:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lotta is going to sell fish.\N-I'm selling this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.28,0:31:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Free competition has not broken through yet, instead there are the previous mentioned
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.06,0:31:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guilds that determine how many craftsmen that can work within the same field.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.43,0:31:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's that balance again that's so important in the 1600's.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.10,0:31:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's a good amount of craftsmen in the same field, they can live a great, wealthy life.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.55,0:31:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How much is it?\N-Um... Well... 2000 SEK?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.14,0:31:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Here's how it is, I get to the office and then I make my... brushes.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.86,0:31:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the same yesterday, and tomorrow I will also be here. Making my brushes.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.34,0:31:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The third day continues. It feels more free being a freeman rather than in the nobility.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.100,0:31:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we're leaving work and are off to sea!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.75,0:32:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What part could you say that the boat was playing in the lives of these people?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.77,0:32:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Boats had about the same roll to the 17th century people as the highway does today.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.16,0:32:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So you could say that without the boat Sweden stops?\N-Yes, definitely
Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.23,0:32:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But what were all the boats carrying?\N-Soldiers, soldiers, soldiers.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.55,0:32:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And weapons, cannons and horses, of course. That's the reason why these large ships
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.34,0:32:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were being built, to participate in war.\N-Are you driving today, or...?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.75,0:32:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eh, no.\N-No, you travel by boat!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.37,0:32:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's the thing, you can't be too drunk at sea either!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.66,0:32:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's like normal beer?\N-It's sort of like an easter brew. 14%!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.23,0:32:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PORRIDGE WITH PEAS AND SALTED HERRING
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.10,0:32:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it like extra yucky food now because it's boat-themed?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.04,0:33:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, I wouldn't say that. On ship at this time it was not the most important thing
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.82,0:33:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the food taste nice, it was rather that everyone got their measure.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.14,0:33:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, I've heard that.\N-And the food was heavily salted.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.86,0:33:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you drank a substantial amount of beer-. I've read somewhere that every crew member
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.50,0:33:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was given three litres of beer per day. And that was neccesary with this very salty food.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.54,0:33:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bread was very important, and it was very hard. So what you did was first was
Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.05,0:33:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to tap it like this against something hard, so that larvae and other bugs fell out.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.30,0:33:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then it was good if you had a beer or something to dip the bread in,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.84,0:33:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you got to keep the few teeth you had left.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.36,0:33:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn. Watch it, lift your ass! Watch it, watch it!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.82,0:33:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The kitchens of most townies were so small and bad, that they had to make due
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.17,0:34:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with ready made meals. These fast food places were called "walk-kitchens"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.48,0:34:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and could be found in ordinary houses, where men and women greeted people who
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.84,0:34:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,came there to eat, or did take away. As 17th century hipsters we are going to
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.25,0:34:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat at the walk-kitchen that's supposedly the best right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.21,0:34:18.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEANS AND SALTED PORK ON BREAD
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.45,0:34:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It tastes like brown beans and pork, on a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.65,0:34:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nah, not really though? It's a very dominant taste of turnips.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.72,0:34:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I scraped my turnips off.\N-Yes, but they're like poached in with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.12,0:34:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's like completely impossible to eat with this fucking fork!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.36,0:34:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am actually pretty pleased that I got to have this hair color as a freeman. Fun to try.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.93,0:34:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can tell you that it's true; blondes have more fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.62,0:34:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After half the week I've actually gotten used to starting my day with two beers.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.38,0:34:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's funny how that helps against tiredness and doubts regarding this whole experiment.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.74,0:35:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, and so ends our day as freemen. The food was a bit too salty for my taste,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.76,0:35:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tomorrow out trials continues in a differenct class.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.41,0:35:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Day four. Today we, and Björn Gustavsson, will live the life of the common people,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.16,0:35:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as farmers in the countryside. What farmers do? Well they work
Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.66,0:35:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from sunrise to sunset. Children start working at the age of six,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:42.17,0:35:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there is nothing strange about that. There are no schools anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.04,0:35:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you're noble or the son of a priest. The one born as a farmer
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.65,0:35:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lives and dies as a farmer, that's just the way it is. Class journeys are forbidden.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.46,0:36:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's strange, the sausage. It's completely gone. The big sausage.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.82,0:36:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really? The one that was going to last us all winter? That's too bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.49,0:36:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is Björn. He's also a farmer, poor thing, but he's also a child with special talents.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.11,0:36:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A big, long sausage that we had. You know the one. Come here, let me smell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.24,0:36:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a witch! She's a witch!\N-What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.23,0:36:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've found a witch here!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.36,0:36:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-If there's anything you remember from history class it is probably the witch burnings
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.19,0:36:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fires burned for 100 years, and I feel like... one of those who got burned
Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.34,0:36:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,must have been a real witch?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.36,0:36:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you know who was a witch? Who said that Lotta was a witch?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.55,0:36:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You let children testify, and often they were beggar children know as "wise boys" .
Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.20,0:37:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And behind this was the idea that some people were born clairvoyant.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.52,0:37:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they pointed and said "I've seen this at the witches abode, that's a witch"
Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.56,0:37:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And people believed them.\N-But who were these witches?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.50,0:37:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was often women, and often women who were lonely, widows and such.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.83,0:37:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The single ladies, as per usual. Recognizable.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.77,0:37:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But if you think of Lotta, for example. First she's completely unknown
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.69,0:37:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then POOF she's all over television. There has to be something wierd behind that?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.26,0:37:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Haha, yes, but there isn't, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.41,0:37:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Alright, this will be great, god damn!\NThere. Great. Let's go Bengt! But why...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.59,0:37:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You didn't light it for real, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.85,0:38:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Light controlled the life of the common people. Nothing happened during darkness,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.46,0:38:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at first light you got up, went to work, work work, witch burning, lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.06,0:38:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Todays lunch is a soup that was considered a delicacy at this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.97,0:38:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CABBAGE SOUP & PIKE LIVER
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.92,0:38:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's a little side dish here. Pike liver with some onions.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.00,0:38:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Utterly terrible.\N-Totally edible!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.50,0:38:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bengt likes it!\N-Well, now I got the after taste...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.80,0:38:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It gets to you, doesn't it!\N-This is something you would give to the cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.91,0:38:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's described as a delicacy in the 1600's?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.37,0:38:50.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is before electricity, it's very dark. Are we afraid? Are we scared of the dark?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.09,0:38:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are very scared of the dark, and night was the time that you imagined that the dead
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.38,0:39:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were leaving their graves and lots of folk lore creatures were out and about.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.63,0:39:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you were not often outside after nightfall. And if you were you always had a light.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.22,0:39:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which of course led to the myth that there were whisps, when you saw a flickering light.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.73,0:39:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When you saw someone else?\N-Yes, you saw a light in the distance,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.69,0:39:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thought "is it a human or a will o the whisp?"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.65,0:39:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Probably a whisp.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.58,0:39:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A good way of getting out of being burned seems to be to get married.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.53,0:39:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the neighbouring village I found this man. Or, well, my dad found him, and
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.21,0:39:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his field is next to ours so now we can sow and harvest together, smooth!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.67,0:39:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and love her in sickness and in health...\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.58,0:39:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ehm. I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.52,0:40:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congatulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.23,0:40:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we're married, and can eat!\NThe fact that different people hold different
Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.65,0:40:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,value should naturally be reflected in the food.\NThe priest gets the best food,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.21,0:40:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,second best is for the bride and groom. The guests have the same food as usual, but more.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.68,0:40:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can see that we've made an effort, because we're serving Björn
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.59,0:40:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a super luxurious fresh fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.94,0:40:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PERCH WITH APPLE & CURRANTS
Dialogue: 0,0:40:26.32,0:40:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PORRIDGE WITH BUCKWHEAT AND CREAM
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.63,0:40:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PORRIDGE WITH RYE AND BERRIES\N-I dont want to sound spoiled, but
Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.81,0:40:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you could think it's a bit measly with just porridge on your wedding day.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.33,0:40:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a very creamy porridge we've been given, Erik.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.33,0:40:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The luxury is the white porridge, white is so rare. Clean linen, white food, rice pudding,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:50.06,0:40:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is the absolute best you have.\N-But if this is feast food, what is every day food?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.69,0:41:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The biggest difference is the amount of food. We can get absolutely stuffed.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.03,0:41:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think the priest wants to share his perch. Is that alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.06,0:41:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Definitely. The priest eats differently from us, and gets wine instead of the coarser beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.63,0:41:18.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But you didn't take any of this is the middle?\N-No, um, I tasted...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.14,0:41:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh have some now! That's what this show is about!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.51,0:41:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, taste that now! In the middle, that stuff from the gut.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.03,0:41:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm. Yummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.57,0:41:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skål!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.84,0:41:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Porridge, gruel, cabbage soup. Apparently this is what 95% of Sweden ate.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.40,0:41:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow it's kind of sad, you're eating it and thinking that you're eating it every day,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.11,0:42:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three, four times a day, a whole life.\N95% of the Swedes got nothing else.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.32,0:42:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm super tired. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.48,0:42:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fifth day. We are back in the nobility, that's where it all goes down anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.61,0:42:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are living in a castle again, beer for breakfast and today
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.61,0:42:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we shall be cured of our ailments.\N-I'm on bed rest because of my tummy affliction.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.44,0:42:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-In the 17th century it was believed that sickness was due to an imbalance
Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.20,0:42:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your bodily fluids. So what do you do when someone has a stomach ache?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.65,0:42:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ELDER FLOWER LEAVES IN OIL AND BEER VINAGER
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.79,0:42:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now we will cure you from the shits!\N-Haha, is that what I have?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.38,0:42:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes.\N-Hehe, sure, all the signs were pointing to that...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.96,0:42:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha...what is this?\N-Elder flower leaves with beer vinager.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.30,0:43:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it taste?\N-Like grass. Do you have anything to
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.45,0:43:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chase it with?\N-Mm, I've got this.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.30,0:43:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What is it?!\N-It's tiny christmas...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.01,0:43:21.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But what is it?!\N-It is warm beer with a few spices floating around...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:22.79,0:43:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But this also helps with....\N-The shits, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.22,0:43:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I thought we could read a bit more about other diseases and cures, from this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.92,0:43:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, interesting!\N-Malaria... malaria, as one gets...?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.03,0:43:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was quite common in Sweden.\N-Really?!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.12,0:43:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, Sweden had not been properly irrigated, so large parts were under water.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.55,0:43:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So malaria mosquitos liked it a lot in Sweden.\N-Well, that's alright, cause all you had to do
Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.99,0:43:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was eat pepper, mustard and onion to cure it.\NAnd here's that thing you've got issues with,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.78,0:43:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gasses! Then you should take anisseed and cumin in warm beer. That's what I just had?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.78,0:44:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like a combo where they take a lot of diseases and lump them together,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.96,0:44:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worms in your body, head ache, evil eye, jaundice, sleeplessness, laziness or
Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.51,0:44:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the alcoholic, guess that the cure is?\NWarm beer! It's good for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.64,0:44:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-While I'm locked up in the castle with my lute and my lacing Erik can come and go as he pleases.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.02,0:44:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's been a change of plans, they called from daycare and said that Diana is sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.11,0:44:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's been throwing up. So I'll take care of her.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.98,0:44:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, children are children and adults are adults. In the 17th century
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.98,0:44:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was the opposite, children were like tiny adults and adults were like big babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.72,0:45:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the nobility you put your kid in a corset and then you had someone else raise it,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.46,0:45:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you were waiting for them to grow up and be the same as yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.18,0:45:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It came as a surprise to Fredrik Lindström that we would do this interview in
Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.98,0:45:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my kids', who just came down with stomach flu, tiny, tiny sofa.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.49,0:45:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show Fredrik your autograph!\N-No. -No? Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.10,0:45:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you imagine a 17th century dad staying home with a sick child?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.63,0:45:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Parents dressed the way you are didn't really raise their children in that sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.11,0:45:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other people did that. And then they met them on formal occasions or parties,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.13,0:45:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there was no real daily contact.\N-Hold it in front of the camera! Show it. Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:46.01,0:45:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell them what it is then? If you... It's Eric Saades autograph. For real.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.87,0:45:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A situation would not look like this, she would not have the chance to say no.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.64,0:46:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a much more individualistic style of parenting than...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:02.24,0:46:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Than the 1600's? I would just have taken...\N-No, well
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.18,0:46:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-For real!\N-She would have been afraid of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.02,0:46:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh you don't have to Diana. But the point Fredrik is trying to make is that
Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.51,0:46:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the 1600's, you wouldn't have dared fuss around like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.85,0:46:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, but in the 1600's! But now, now you don't have to! You don't have to!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:29.17,0:46:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No but imagine that you're a child who sees your parents very rarely,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.91,0:46:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your parents are more like Eric Saade is to her, something mythical you want to take part of.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.44,0:46:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this opportunity when you're asking her to perform a task, that would be a chance for her
Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.80,0:46:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to spend some time with you, and she'd be very keen to do so.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.27,0:46:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And now, what is it like now`\N-Now she's taking you for granted,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.62,0:47:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she knows you wont go to war in Wästfalen for three years and not be around.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.07,0:47:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's counting on you being here tomorrow too.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.97,0:47:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My head hurts a lot. Like really a lot.\N-It will pass on Monday.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.26,0:47:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is the last day, and we're going to town to do something typical for the 17th century nobility:
Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.88,0:47:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drink beer and spend money.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:39.41,0:47:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-DRIVE!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.81,0:47:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A noble man could not have too many parties, too many castles, bowties on their shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.89,0:48:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no matter if your numbers were in the red or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.66,0:48:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back then, as now, it was a matter of identity. A noble man who didn't lead that lifestyle
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.68,0:48:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was no noble man. Now me and Erik will look over our finances.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.96,0:48:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE LUXURY TRAP\N1600's EDITION
Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.62,0:48:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do you think you know where you are, budget wise?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.79,0:48:26.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, no, yes, ehm, no, well... No, it's not something we think about much, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.07,0:48:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can't say I understand the question.\N-Accomodation. How much does it
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.59,0:48:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cost to live here every month?\N-There is no rent, but just the upkeep on
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.62,0:48:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a place like this, that is a lot, that is 7000 dalers, just for maintenance.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:40.58,0:48:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's get it up here.\N-We have a really large house, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.58,0:48:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, and that costs money. Food then, what do you have to say about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.96,0:48:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Food is very important to us. We think food is allowed to be expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:56.44,0:49:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a thing, one of the things, that we want to spend money on.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.84,0:49:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Clothes, this is where I start getting really concerned. I've looked over your
Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.56,0:49:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accounts, and it's like five beaver hats from England just this month.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.26,0:49:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who needs five new beaver hats?\N-He does!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.72,0:49:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-People who see those hats, they shit their pants out of jealousy!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.12,0:49:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're bringing yourselves down, don't you get it? It's time to be serious about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:21.91,0:49:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the toughest categories to me are "fireworks and hair".
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.16,0:49:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And then it came. The Reduction. To save Swedens economy after the
Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.85,0:49:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expensive wars, the king forces the nobility to hand over our goods and lands to the state.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.19,0:49:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We who owned almost two thirds of Sweden, now barely own one third. Fucking socialists!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.01,0:49:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is 45 thousand dalers every month. How much do you bring in?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.15,0:49:58.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What is your income? Where is the money coming from?!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:58.52,0:50:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're putting out 45 000, where are they coming in?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.27,0:50:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I... I think I speak for both Lotta and me when I say that you boys have done a great job.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.94,0:50:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that we would like to give something back to you. So how about
Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.97,0:50:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,becoming our guests for say, 14 days? And we have a big party?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.23,0:50:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let me tell you, beaver hats to both of you! You did a great job!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:36.51,0:50:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, what do we do now? Well, we finish with a great feast!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.62,0:50:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Today is probably the most difficult day, food wise, for Lotta and Erik and their guests
Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.23,0:50:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because today almost all food is cold. It's the same flavors, sweet and spicy.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.80,0:51:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at this time for a banquet there was no time to serve the 15 dishes we are having
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.76,0:51:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warm, as we would have today. This was prepared a couple of days before, little by little
Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.47,0:51:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you served it all cold.\NThis is a dish for later tonight, a piglet.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.49,0:51:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a capercaillie hen, plucked and baked whole in the oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.37,0:51:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The the feathers have been placed back on the wings of the bird, which was quite popular
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.59,0:51:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during the age of Great Power. Sometimes you'd even put the bird carcass back into it's skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.01,0:51:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A proper baroque dinner was supposed to be a bit like and orgie. Crowded with
Dialogue: 0,0:51:40.01,0:51:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fanfares and drama, surprises and heart attacks. Over 50 dishes could be served,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.01,0:51:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and people sat for hours.\N-Ok, last steps for the second service...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.98,0:51:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi! Are there lots of people up there?\N-No, like six-seven people maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:59.52,0:52:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It is not only in Ivanhoe you would hire a jester. It also happened here,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:05.54,0:52:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in 17th century Sweden.\N-Lotta wants to say hi! LOTTA! The jester is here!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.46,0:52:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Magnus? Magnus Betnér?\N-No, uhm, he couldnt make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.30,0:52:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, ok, why didn't you tell me?\N-This is the other jester. I told you before.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.42,0:52:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this guy is really funny!\N-Yeah, so... I'll show you. It can be like...
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.74,0:52:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me slipping, like that.\N-We're looking forward to it a lot,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.74,0:52:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we'll come back to get you, ok?\NBut stand here at the ready, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.32,0:52:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tonight we have invited opera singer Malena Ernman, historian Bo Eriksson,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.20,0:52:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and author Thomas Lappalainen. They won't know what hit them because they
Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.03,0:52:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are here to be all dazed by our status and grandiose lifestyle.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.54,0:52:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FISH ASPIC
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.75,0:52:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MEAT GALLERY\N-So, first serving
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.66,0:53:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DOVE PIE\Naspics and pies.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.36,0:53:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FROG PIE\N-I'll start then? -Yes, go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:07.43,0:53:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Would you look at that.\N-What what is? A trickery?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:13.32,0:53:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's supposed to be fun, I think. You're supposed to be surprised! Like an ice breaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.17,0:53:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A meal should be like a show, other entertainment was scarce at this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.48,0:53:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Food should therefore be filled with all the fun you could imagine.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.85,0:53:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The brown one tastes a bit like dog food smells.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.31,0:53:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The salmon is relatively normal, flavor wise. The way salmon usually tastes.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.48,0:53:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It should also be said that it is very cold. Ice cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.86,0:53:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And not much salt or pepper.\N-Can we get a little jingle?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.08,0:53:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cheers.\N-Urban, it sounds like you're playing
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.73,0:54:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first part of "Helan går". What is the story behind that?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.17,0:54:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-"Helan går" came from when you had fanfares for every drink, and later grew to become
Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.69,0:54:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a song with lyrics.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.52,0:54:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey listen, we've had som issues with the starter, we're moving you up
Dialogue: 0,0:54:20.52,0:54:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an hour, hour and a half or so. That's ok, right?\N-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.70,0:54:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The department of dead, cold animals, full size.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.16,0:54:38.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHOLE ROASTED PIGLET\N-The piglet was roasted in the oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.73,0:54:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CROOKED PIKE\NBoiled pike biting its own tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:43.16,0:54:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHOLE ROASTED CAPERCAILLIE\N-And the wild bird steak,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.26,0:54:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a capercaillie hen in this case.\N-It tastes a bit sweet and salty and... musty.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.20,0:54:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It smells like old scab.\N-Yes, the flavor is not very important,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:58.64,0:55:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is not the the thang, so to say.\N-But what is the thing, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.32,0:55:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is etiquette important?\N-Yes. We're eating with knives, forks and spoons
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.71,0:55:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, you're doing great Erik! Finally someone with proper manners.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.59,0:55:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because in the 1600's, this breaking point, the fork not an individual thing for eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.96,0:55:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate most likely with your hands, and the fork was placed by the dish.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:29.69,0:55:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You used it to take food from the serving dish to your plate. It got quite messy,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:33.69,0:55:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so the question is, what to you do with your greasy fingers?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.01,0:55:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well... you...\N-No, you do not lick your fingers. Proper
Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.70,0:55:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,etiquette says the thing you may not use is this, this is off limits.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.73,0:55:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You used bread. That's why there were bread next to you. So you wiped your fingers
Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.05,0:55:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the bread like that.\N-Listen, this is really silly,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.80,0:56:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we're having such a great time up there so we've decided to cut you out all together.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.41,0:56:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thanks. Thanks so much for coming. Really cool. We'll call you!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.37,0:56:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it did sound like a lot of your things were really funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.08,0:56:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dessert!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.100,0:56:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A golden cake....\NCAKE WITH GOLD LEAF
Dialogue: 0,0:56:21.03,0:56:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARSIPAN FRUIT
Dialogue: 0,0:56:23.52,0:56:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SPICY WINE SOUP
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.02,0:56:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SNOW MUSH WITH ROSEWATER\N-Well I think this golden cake gave this
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.28,0:56:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,evening a golden finish! Tasted like cold. Sponge cake with a bit extra.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.83,0:56:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Today I've had a pretty bad headache actually, I think it's because I'm not
Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.57,0:56:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowed to drink coffee. Or because you drink a lot less when all you are allowed
Dialogue: 0,0:56:50.21,0:56:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to drink is beer. So today I've been suffering. Not a lot, but a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.55,0:56:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of the headache. So I have been given som painkillers. It feels a bit like cheating.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.42,0:57:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After having wallraffed with my body as a tool for a week I must say I thrived surprisingly
Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.82,0:57:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well in the 1600's. Drinking this much beer, for example, has not felt bad to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.32,0:57:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's felt very natural to me. And the food was different, but not inedible in any way.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.08,0:57:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this whole thing with wearing a wig felt, oddly enough, extra manly.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.85,0:57:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Overall I liked the whole think with wearing purple clothes, swords and bowties.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.89,0:57:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is like this is an era of extra everything. And then the whole thing with not washing yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.28,0:57:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has not bothered me at all. I feel free! I feel more like a deer.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.55,0:57:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-First I thought that the 1600's was disgusting. It is difficult to only eat animals and
Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.12,0:58:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intestines all the time. Or only porridge and peas. But after a while
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.91,0:58:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was almost a bit nice to follow a template for how to act, and to think
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.94,0:58:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I had a nice enough life, or bad, because God intended it that way."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.92,0:58:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I'm thinking that our own era might be just as strange, we're just so used to it
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.14,0:58:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we fail to see it.