There is a new TV show that just came out,

it's called Top Chef,

I don't know if you have seen it.

September 10, 2010.

Cyprien walks quietly in the street.

At the same time an asteroid threatens to 
crash on the earth.

Any measure is taken by the leading forces

who have not been warned because of an 
error of inattention.

Fortunately, it degrades into the air and
becomes a dust

which comes in contact with a Cyprien's 
oily hair,

and by a molecular reaction that we can't 
explain now

coupled with a scriptwriting ease,

a time warp is created

propelling Cyprien several years before,

and, he will never know it.

I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse.

It means that the evening when I eat the
worst crap,

it's Top Chef's time.

What's for dinner ?

Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the
week, put it all in a Tupperware,

add some water, in the micro-wave,

and here it is, a kind of quiche,

and for the bread, we got pizza crusts.

30 seconds !

They do it on purpose ! They know it !

It's to put us off of not eating well.

Let me eat shit in peace.

There is one disingenuous thing with
Top Chef,

from the beginning, the opening credits,

with the head of all candidates,

they should remove the face of people
eliminated over the weeks,

it looks obvious !

Sorry but it's not good, for you the
adventure stops here.

Is it possible to remove me from
the credits ?

Not at all, no way !

We will show your face every week to
millions of viewers

who will tell "I have no fucking idea of
who this guy is".

Great.

This is Top Chef.

Honestly people who make this show, wow,

well done honestly, first because it's
really well paced,

the music ! Have you ever heard the music
they put in Top Chef ?

Oh, you're watching Pirates of the 
Caribbean ?

No I'm watching a guy cuting leeks.

And what happen this year ?

They have changed almost the whole jury !

Thierry Marx, there is no Thierry 
Marx anymore, my favorite !

Well, he left for new projects,

for gastronomic things, culinary,
something technical I guess,

which take him a lot of time,
that must be the reason.

Lustucru "As a chef",

pasta that make you want to cook,
as a chef.

The only remaining jury member is
the robot.

What ? Don't try to make me believe

that Jean-François Piège is a human being.

Someone who stands like this naturally,

is, of course, an artificial intelligence.

Excellent cooking, it's my favorite.

And who did they put in the jury ? Who ?

Philippe Etchebest !

The guy who yells at you non-stop, like this :