9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is a new TV show that just came out, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's called Top Chef, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know if you have seen it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 September 10, 2010. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cyprien walks quietly in the street. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At the same time an asteroid threatens to [br]crash on the earth. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Any measure is taken by the leading forces 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who have not been warned because of an [br]error of inattention. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Fortunately, it degrades into the air and[br]becomes a dust 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which comes in contact with a Cyprien's [br]oily hair, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and by a molecular reaction that we can't [br]explain now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 coupled with a scriptwriting ease, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a time warp is created 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 propelling Cyprien several years before, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and, he will never know it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It means that the evening when I eat the[br]worst crap, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's Top Chef's time. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's for dinner ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the[br]week, put it all in a Tupperware, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 add some water, in the micro-wave, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and here it is, a kind of quiche, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and for the bread, we got pizza crusts. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 30 seconds ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They do it on purpose ! They know it ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's to put us off of not eating well. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me eat shit in peace. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 There is one disingenuous thing with[br]Top Chef, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 from the beginning, the opening credits, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with the head of all candidates, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they should remove the face of people[br]eliminated over the weeks, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it looks obvious ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sorry but it's not good, for you the[br]adventure stops here. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is it possible to remove me from[br]the credits ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not at all, no way ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We will show your face every week to[br]millions of viewers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who will tell "I have no fucking idea of[br]who this guy is". 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Great. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is Top Chef. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Honestly people who make this show, wow, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well done honestly, first because it's[br]really well paced, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the music ! Have you ever heard the music[br]they put in Top Chef ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, you're watching Pirates of the [br]Caribbean ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No I'm watching a guy cuting leeks. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And what happen this year ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have changed almost the whole jury ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thierry Marx, there is no Thierry [br]Marx anymore, my favorite ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, he left for new projects, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for gastronomic things, culinary,[br]something technical I guess, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which take him a lot of time,[br]that must be the reason. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Lustucru "As a chef", 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pasta that make you want to cook,[br]as a chef. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The only remaining jury member is[br]the robot. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What ? Don't try to make me believe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that Jean-François Piège is a human being. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Someone who stands like this naturally, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is, of course, an artificial intelligence. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Excellent cooking, it's my favorite. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And who did they put in the jury ? Who ? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Philippe Etchebest ! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy who yells at you non-stop, like this :