1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There is a new TV show that just came out, 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's called Top Chef, 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know if you have seen it. 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 September 10, 2010. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cyprien walks quietly in the street. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At the same time an asteroid threatens to crash on the earth. 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Any measure is taken by the leading forces 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who have not been warned because of an error of inattention. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Fortunately, it degrades into the air and becomes a dust 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which comes in contact with a Cyprien's oily hair, 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and by a molecular reaction that we can't explain now 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 coupled with a scriptwriting ease, 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a time warp is created 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 propelling Cyprien several years before, 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and, he will never know it. 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse. 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It means that the evening when I eat the worst crap, 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's Top Chef's time. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's for dinner ? 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the week, put it all in a Tupperware, 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 add some water, in the micro-wave, 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and here it is, a kind of quiche, 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and for the bread, we got pizza crusts. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 30 seconds !