[Script Info]
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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a new TV show that just came out,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's called Top Chef,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if you have seen it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,September 10, 2010.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cyprien walks quietly in the street.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the same time an asteroid threatens to \Ncrash on the earth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any measure is taken by the leading forces
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have not been warned because of an \Nerror of inattention.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortunately, it degrades into the air and\Nbecomes a dust
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which comes in contact with a Cyprien's \Noily hair,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and by a molecular reaction that we can't \Nexplain now
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coupled with a scriptwriting ease,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a time warp is created
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,propelling Cyprien several years before,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, he will never know it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means that the evening when I eat the\Nworst crap,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Top Chef's time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's for dinner ?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the\Nweek, put it all in a Tupperware,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,add some water, in the micro-wave,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and here it is, a kind of quiche,