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There is a new TV show that just came out,

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it's called Top Chef,

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I don't know if you have seen it.

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September 10, 2010.

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Cyprien walks quietly in the street.

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At the same time an asteroid threatens to 
crash on the earth.

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Any measure is taken by the leading forces

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who have not been warned because of an 
error of inattention.

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Fortunately, it degrades into the air and
becomes a dust

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which comes in contact with a Cyprien's 
oily hair,

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and by a molecular reaction that we can't 
explain now

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coupled with a scriptwriting ease,

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a time warp is created

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propelling Cyprien several years before,

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and, he will never know it.

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I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse.

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It means that the evening when I eat the
worst crap,

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it's Top Chef's time.

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What's for dinner ?

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Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the
week, put it all in a Tupperware,

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add some water, in the micro-wave,

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and here it is, a kind of quiche,