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Živjo, smo Foil Arms in Hog

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in to je naših top 10 videov

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leta 2022

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Nobene samozavesti nimam v glasu

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Odjavite se

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Odjavite se od kanala

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Hvala, da sem lahko pri vama

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mama

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Ni problema

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je prinesla irski čips in klobase

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Oh ne, to ni klobasa

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Ne

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TO je klobasa

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No, čez vikende se radi sprostimo

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z malim sprehodom

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Okej

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Tole lahko nosiš

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Koliko daleč gremo?

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Oh, ne tako daleč

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Grem po dereze

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Dereze?

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Ali si prinesel svoj šotor

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ali bi si ga raje delil z nama?

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Kaka je tvoja nemščina?

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Oh ja

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Znam govoriti

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Angleško bova govorila z njim

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OK, zelo dobro, zelo dobro

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Zajtrk bo ob šestih

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Zjutraj?

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Oh, bi ga raje prej?

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Lahko mu nastavim budilko

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Ne ne, šest je v redu

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In potem lahko gremo na sprehod

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Ahhh

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V kateri koš lahko dam pomarančni olupek?

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Oh ja, imamo 16 različnih košev

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in vsi so po barvah

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tako da se moraš prepričati

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da ga daš v pravi koš

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Ok ja

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Prav, pripravljen sem

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Ampak zamujaš

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Rekli smo, da se bomo srečali ob dveh

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Smo se

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Ampak sedaj je dve ura?

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Ne, tri minute čez drugo je

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Ja

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Oh ja ampak na Irskem je to točno torej

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Oisín, to ni sprejemljivo v našem gospodinjstvu

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Oisín, tukaj je tvoj urnik za šolo

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Oh hvala

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In po šoli boš imel prosti čas

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zato je tukaj tvoj urnik

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Oisín pohiti

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Ja

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Pohiti

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Daj no, bus gre ob 6:30

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če ne ujamemo tega

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bomo morali čakati še dve minuti

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Oprosti Gerhart

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Ja

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Mi lahko pomagaš pri eseju?

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Ja, ni problema

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Okej, kar hočem povedati, ko sem hodil

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po gozdu, sem imel otožen mir, ki je

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prišel od stika z naravo

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ampak kako bi to rekel v nemščini?

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Waldeinsamkeit

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Samo ena beseda?

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Ja, zelo učinkovito

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Gerhart

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Ja

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Zakaj ne poveš Oisínu eno svojo šalo

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Oh ja

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Zakaj se ne bi raje spet sprehodili

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Oh

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Ok, lahko se sprehodimo

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In si lahko povemo šale na poti

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Jaz grem po dereze

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Jaz pa po šotor

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Oisín?

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Ja

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Kot poseben današnji izlet gremo plavat

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na jezero

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Oh, grem po kopalke

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Oh, ni potrebe

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Um?

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Vsi pripravljeni?

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Hmm?

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Ja, smo vsi pripravljeni za avto?

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Daj no, pohiti Oisín, nočemo zamuditi

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Ali bi rad kruglico piva z večerjo?

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No, ali jo lahko?

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No, 16 si, a ne?

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Ja ja, ne, sem

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izvoli

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Oisín, tvoja mama hoče govoriti s tabo

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Živjo mama

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Ja

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Ja, veliko se učim

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Prav

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Se vidiva čez dva tedna

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adijo

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Oh daj no

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Dobra je

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Oh moj bog, je bilo to smešno

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Ne morem verjeti, da se ni končalo z goloto

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Res bi se morala končati z goloto

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Naslednji skeč na 9. mestu je...

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Ta mi je super

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Okej

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No, je lepo, ganljivo, prevzame te

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Hvala

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Ampak

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Odločili smo se za Paulove sanje

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Kul

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Kaj?

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Super spopad morskih konjičkov s pištolami?

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Ja

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Sploh nima smisla

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Mislim v prvi sceni igra nogomet

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in potem v drugi je z velikani

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na dnu oceana

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Ja ampak

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ugotovi, da ni dno oceana,

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je velik krožnik špagetov

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Ja

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Nima smisla

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Ok, sam sem porabil 12 tednov za moje

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Ima razvoj lika

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zasuk v zgodbi

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rešitev

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Vso svojo dušo sem vložil v to

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Jaz sem porabil 20 minut za svojo

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Derek, novinec si

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Okej

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verjetno bi rad naredil dober

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vtis ampak

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preveč se trudiš, okej

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sanje so

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In so pomembne

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in kar je Paul naredil je

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Okej, vem, da imaš problem s Paulom

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Ok ampak on je tukaj že dolgo ok?

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razume, da potrebujem šest ur materiala sanj

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vsako noč

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in to mi ponudi

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Ja ampak ni

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Derek, ne moreš zapraviti 12 tednov

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za 15-minutne sanje

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Super spopad morskih konjičkov s pištolami,

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to je 52 minut sanjskega časa

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52 minut nesmisla drugače

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Bil sem kot ti na začetku

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Štekaš, hotel sem biti poseben,

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narediti veliko spremembo, veš

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vplivati na njegovo življenje

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okej ampak

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nima veze

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ker ko pride do tega ker

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ko se zbudi

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Bo pozabil

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Bo vse pozabil

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Idiot je

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15 sekund pozneje izgine

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Dobesedno izgine

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Nima sploh veze kaj napišeš potem?

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Veš, v bistvu ne

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Ne, to ni res ker sanje imajo pomen

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Pomen?

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Oh, daj no, pomen, ja

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oh, lahko napovem prihodnost, pomen tega

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Daj no, preveč se poglabljajo v to

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Čas spanja se bliža

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Okej, boš deloval v skupini?

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Ja, očitno

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Okej, si z nami. Naše glavne sanje

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za to noč

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Super spopad morskih konjičkov s pištolami

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Naslednje sanje, kaj imamo?

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Razmišljam,

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da lovi avtobus

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ampak noge mu gredo zelo počasi

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ljudje ga gledajo

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ugotovi,

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da je nag

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To je super

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No, to zveni znano

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Oprosti kaj?

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Iste sanje so kot prejšnji mesec

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Ja, vem, da so

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Torej bomo še enkrat dali iste sanje

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Ponavljajoče

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sanje Derek

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Ponavljajoče sanje

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To je

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tako leno

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Legitimna

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ponovitev

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Ponavljajoče sanje

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ponovitev?

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Legitimne sanje so

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Imaš boljšo idejo?

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Ja, jo imam

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Hodi skozi travnik OK

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Na teh sem delal

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hodi skozi travnik

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sonce zahaja

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In potem mu padejo zobje ven

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Zobje

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Ok, nima več zob

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Zakaj bi izgubil zobe?

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Ne vem, pač jih

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So kot

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Sanje so

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Ampak brez razloga?

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Ja, dajmo mu razlog

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naj bo simbolno ali nekaj

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veš, recimo, da je anksiozen ali se boji

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Oh, vezano je na prihodnost

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Derek Derek?

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Oh, pravi pomen

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Poslušaj me

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Samo

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pridemo

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spomnimo se čudnega sranja

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in potem odidemo

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ok?

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nikogar ne briga

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nihče ne sprašuje vprašanj

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to je delo za življenje

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brez odgovornosti

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kako se ne moreš s tem strinjati?

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Torej se spomnimo kateregakoli sranja

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Kateregakoli sranja

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Nima veze

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Ok prav, naj bo mrož,

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ki se ljubi z radiatorjem

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na vesoljski ladji polni soli

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in so polži, ki vse barvajo zeleno

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in so na rolkah

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na katerih letijo

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Super je

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Odlično, to je super

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Paul, zapiši si tole,

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okej, zapiši si in to bomo

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uporabili naslednjič
ko je pojedel veliko sira

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Ok, ker to je super stvar

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Nisem mislil resno

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Okej okej, še ene

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sanje imamo za zvečer samo

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Zakaj ne bi

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spet lovil sosedovega Cooperja?

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Ja, deluje

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Sanje, kjer se lovijo?

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Sanje, kjer se lovijo, to je najboljše kar zmoremo?

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Ja kaj

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se lahko malo umiriš?

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Zakaj se tako trudiš?

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Samo pes je

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V naslednjem skeču smo veliko črpali iz

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svojih otroštev

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Jaz sem sigurno

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Ne vem koliko dela na vrtu sta vidva morala narediti?

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Kot otrok sem moral delati

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za babico in mamo

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nenehno

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Povedal si nama zgodbice o vrtnih nočnih morah

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tekom našega prijateljstva

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V bistvu imam sedaj rad vrtnarjenje

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tako da je imelo pozitivni učinek

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dolgoročno

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Prvi vstop v top 10 letos

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za Ge. Anne Flanagan

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Oisín

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Oisín

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Kaj?

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Potrebujem tvojo pomoč na vrtu

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Ne mama

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Obljubil si, Oisín

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Majhna pomoč, to so bile zahteve

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za dovoljenje v disko

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Prav

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Glej, končala bova v petih minutah

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Končala bova v 20ih minutah

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14ih urah

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Kaj?

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Začela bova z grmičkom

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Pograbi vrtne škarje

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Ali ne bi raje uporabila električne?

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Ni šans

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Ja, seveda ne, ker bi s tem prihranila

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na času

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Preveč nevarne

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Ne bom zapravila naslednjih 24 ur

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na urgenci

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Ja, bolj zabavno bi bilo kot vrtnarjenje

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Plačala ti bom pet evrov na uro

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Pet evrov?

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No, 400 evrov sem zapravila na

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vrntarskih stvareh

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Bi se moral zaradi tega bolje počutiti ali?

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Da vem, da več zapraviš

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za vrt kot za mene?

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Dovolj zapravim zate, fantič

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Prav?

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Lahko poslušava podkast?

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Ne

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Lahko poslušava glasbo?

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Ne

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Lahko poslušava radio?

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Ne

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Lahko poslušaš žgolenje ptičev Oisín,

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glasbo narave

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Kako vama gre?

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Če bi ga rad rešil, Barry

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Moraš počakati še dve uri

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Oisín, mi lahko prineseš motiko, dragi? (k*rbo)

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Kaj si rekla?

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Motiko, dragec

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Oprosti?

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Rabiš?

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Potrebujem motiko (k*rbo)

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Potrebuješ...

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Potrebuješ motiko? (k*rbo)

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Ja

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Potrebuješ motiko? (k*rbo)

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Ja, potrebujem motiko (k*rbo)

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Ti prinesem motiko?

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Ja

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Mi lahko prineseš motiko (k*rbo), prosim?

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Poglej to

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Ah mama

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Mačka ge. O'Connor,

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to je to

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Zakaj si pobrala?

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Lahko bi ji ga vrgla nazaj

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čez zid

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Mama

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Lepe rože so

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Plevel je

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No, mislim, da so divje rože

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Plevel je,

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izpuli ga

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Mislim, da zgledajo lepo

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Mogoče izgledajo lepo,

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čebele ga imajo rade

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ampak je plevel,

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izpuli ga

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Mama, umazana je znotraj

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Nič ni narobe s to rokavico, nova je

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Kaj je smisel rokavice,

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ki je umazana znotraj?

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No, vidva sta sedaj v veliko pomoč

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Čebela

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No, sedaj se te bolj boji

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kot se

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Ah svinja,

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pojdi stran

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Kje je?

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Jih vidiš, ostrožniki so

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prav

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in zraven so azaleje

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in tukaj

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imamo, mislim, da se reče Montana Titilatus

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Kaj?

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Montana Titilatus

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Prinesi motiko

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Mogoče bi si lahko vzeli odmor in

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pojedli sladoled?

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Oh ja

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Ničesar še nisi naredil Barry

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Magnume

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Saj veš, v omejeni izdaji

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Ne, trenutno nimamo Magnumov

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Ja, jih imate, pod zamrznjenim grahom

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Zaboga, vse ve kje je

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Šel bom po njih

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Prav, to je to

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Ali ne izgleda odlično?

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Ja

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Moral bi biti zelo ponosen nase,

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odlično si opravil

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Ja, ni bilo tako slabo kot sem mislil

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Ja in čudovito bo sedaj,

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ko pridejo vrtnarji jutri

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Kaj?

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Dali smo jim prednost

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Vrtnarji?

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Zakaj nisi pustila vrtnarjem to delo?

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25 evrov na uro so, Oisín

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Mama, cel dan nama je vzelo

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Ne vem zakaj ampak vsakič, ko ga ponovno pogledam,

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me najbolj nasmeji

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scena s čebelo

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največja situacijska

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stara komika, ki jo lahko narediš

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Rastlina je

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In te naslednje se zelo veselim, ker

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se je ne spomnim ampak

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spomnim se, da je bila zelo smešna

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v moji glavi tako da

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se je veselim

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Moj spomin je na kostumu,

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to je največja stvar

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Ja, žaljivem...

00:10:48.250 --> 00:10:48.958
Prvo vprašanje

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Mrežnica in očesni živec

00:10:50.083 --> 00:10:51.458
sta del katerega človeškega organa?

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Ali ponovim vprašanje?

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Aye (Eye=oko)

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Drži, oko

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Drugo vprašanje

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imenujte igralno konzolo

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Nintenda iz leta 2006

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Oh

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Je...(wee-Wii)

00:11:00.833 --> 00:11:01.958
Drži

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Petkotnik in šestkotnik sta obliki
s petimi in šestimi stranicami

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ampak kako se začne osem stranska oblika?

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O-

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Drži, osemkotnik

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Ali lahko imenujete proces, kjer bober

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grize drevo?

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Naw (=Ne, gnaw=glodanje)

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Drži

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Lahko poveste, kako se konji oglašajo?

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Nae (Neigh=rezget)

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Drži

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Katera serija iz leta 1950 se je

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vrtela okoli herojskega psa,

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v njej pa je igrala
ameriška igralka June Lockhart?

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Katera punca? (Lassie)

00:11:21.875 --> 00:11:22.708
Drži Lassie

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DVD so formatirani na dva velika načina po svetu

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NTSC in kaj?

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Ah daj no kolega (PAL)

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Drži NTSC in PAL

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Imenujte Barbiejinega fanta

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Oh, tega poznam (ken)

00:11:31.250 --> 00:11:31.750
Drži

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Action man...

00:11:33.250 --> 00:11:34.625
Katera valižanska pevka je posnela

00:11:34.625 --> 00:11:36.000
uspešnico Total Eclipse of the Heart?

00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:37.250
Oh, ta bonnie je..

00:11:37.250 --> 00:11:38.666
Drži Bonnie Tyler

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Kako se reče odrasli kokoši,

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ki pogosto prinese jajca?

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Ne vem

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Lahko pokličem prijatelja?

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Seveda, kličemo Fern

00:11:46.166 --> 00:11:46.708
Dober dan

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Ok kura

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Drži

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Kaj hočeš?

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Zadnje vprašanje

00:11:52.083 --> 00:11:53.250
za 500, 000 funtov

00:11:53.250 --> 00:11:55.250
Kdo je zmagal svetovno prvenstvo leta 1966?

00:11:57.541 --> 00:11:58.791
Daj no Duncan

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Lahka je

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za 500, 000 funtov

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Ne, ni vredno

00:12:04.333 --> 00:12:05.208
Ne, odhajam

00:12:05.208 --> 00:12:06.166
Doomdah

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Aw stari, ta je bila super

00:12:10.458 --> 00:12:11.666
Odlična predstava tudi od tebe, Finge

00:12:11.666 --> 00:12:12.958
Poskusiti to napisati

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z vsem, kar Škoti rečejo na pol

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Ach, aye

00:12:17.416 --> 00:12:19.750
in poskušati to spremeniti v vprašanja

00:12:19.750 --> 00:12:22.000
napisali smo to na Škotskem

00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:23.666
v kavarni premišljali

00:12:23.666 --> 00:12:25.500
tam smo bili en mesec v tem času

00:12:25.500 --> 00:12:26.666
ker smo pisali nov šov

00:12:26.666 --> 00:12:28.208
za Edinburgh Fringe Festival

00:12:28.208 --> 00:12:31.166
samo po ulici bi se sprehajal in bil

00:12:31.166 --> 00:12:32.041
Kaj je rekel? Je to...

00:12:32.041 --> 00:12:34.958
Ko si mi hotel prodati šalo o Lassie

00:12:34.958 --> 00:12:37.500
sem zmajal z glavo, sem bil ni šans

00:12:37.500 --> 00:12:38.500
Ni šans

00:12:38.500 --> 00:12:39.500
Naslednji skeč se imenuje...

00:12:45.958 --> 00:12:48.291
Grešil sem osebni trener, odpustite mi

00:12:48.791 --> 00:12:50.041
Spregovori, otrok

00:12:51.041 --> 00:12:52.750
Spil sem 18 Guinessov in pojedel kebab

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Gospod trener?

00:12:56.375 --> 00:12:57.041
Kako se je zgodilo?

00:12:58.250 --> 00:12:59.500
Bil je praznik po vikendu,

00:13:00.125 --> 00:13:01.166
moralo bi biti neškodljivo a

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Nadaljuj

00:13:02.416 --> 00:13:03.458
Bil je petek zvečer, vse

00:13:03.458 --> 00:13:04.958
je šlo po načrtu a potem

00:13:06.416 --> 00:13:08.083
je Terry v Whatsapp skupini

00:13:08.666 --> 00:13:09.291
objavil sliko

00:13:09.291 --> 00:13:11.000
sliko piva

00:13:11.583 --> 00:13:12.833
Tako lepo je zgledalo

00:13:12.833 --> 00:13:13.708
Padel si v skušnjavo

00:13:14.041 --> 00:13:14.833
Ja, trener

00:13:15.458 --> 00:13:17.875
preden sem se zavedal, sem jih 12 popil, ura

00:13:17.875 --> 00:13:18.500
je bila 4 zjutraj in naročeval

00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:20.291
sem krompirček s sirom in

00:13:20.291 --> 00:13:22.333
česnom (s sirom in česnom)

00:13:22.333 --> 00:13:22.833
Ja

00:13:22.833 --> 00:13:23.958
Tukaj smo že bili, a ne?

00:13:24.666 --> 00:13:25.375
Ja, trener

00:13:25.583 --> 00:13:26.666
No, kaj se je potem zgodilo?

00:13:26.666 --> 00:13:27.458
Ko sem prišel domov

00:13:29.166 --> 00:13:29.958
Nočem reči

00:13:29.958 --> 00:13:31.333
Karkoil rečeš tukaj, se ne bo delilo nikjer

00:13:31.333 --> 00:13:32.166
naprej

00:13:32.166 --> 00:13:32.958
na Instagramu

00:13:33.500 --> 00:13:35.250
Pojedel sem "celo mesno pojedino" Dr Oetker

00:13:35.250 --> 00:13:36.416
ekstra-veliko pico

00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:39.291
S prijatelji?

00:13:41.833 --> 00:13:42.333
Ne

00:13:44.458 --> 00:13:45.125
Tanka skorja?

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Napolnjena

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Grešil si, moj otrok

00:13:51.875 --> 00:13:52.541
Počutim se obupno

00:13:52.916 --> 00:13:54.041
No, to je dobro

00:13:54.458 --> 00:13:55.625
Kesaš se

00:13:55.625 --> 00:13:56.125
Ne

00:13:56.125 --> 00:13:57.125
maček

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grozen je

00:13:58.291 --> 00:13:59.416
Kako je bilo nadaljevanje vikenda?

00:13:59.666 --> 00:14:01.375
Samo na kavču sem bil dva dneva

00:14:02.125 --> 00:14:03.000
Koliko korakov?

00:14:03.541 --> 00:14:04.291
Sram me je povedati

00:14:04.291 --> 00:14:05.500
Koliko korakov?

00:14:05.500 --> 00:14:06.250
Šest ali sedem

00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:07.083
Šest ali sedem?

00:14:07.875 --> 00:14:09.208
Je to dovolj za WC?

00:14:12.625 --> 00:14:13.250
Ne zares

00:14:13.500 --> 00:14:14.541
Kakšen shake?

00:14:14.541 --> 00:14:16.166
Komaj sem držal telefon

00:14:16.166 --> 00:14:17.541
Proteinski shake?

00:14:17.833 --> 00:14:18.333
Oh

00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:19.708
Ne

00:14:19.875 --> 00:14:21.833
Če ne spremeniš svoja pota, otrok,

00:14:22.333 --> 00:14:23.541
ti bomo sodili

00:14:23.541 --> 00:14:24.625
skupaj z vsemi

00:14:25.375 --> 00:14:27.166
zadnji dan šest tedenskega programa

00:14:27.625 --> 00:14:30.000
Ja, g trener, vem, da je zame pripravljen načrt

00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:31.666
Ja, načrt je za vsakega v fitnesu

00:14:32.333 --> 00:14:33.791
je del članarine tako da

00:14:33.791 --> 00:14:35.000
Težko vztrajam pri njem

00:14:35.458 --> 00:14:36.166
Za pokoro naredi

00:14:36.166 --> 00:14:37.000
10 vojaških poskokov

00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:37.791
15 počepov

00:14:37.791 --> 00:14:39.250
in 25 minut na tekalni stezi

00:14:39.625 --> 00:14:40.166
Kardio

00:14:40.416 --> 00:14:41.208
in vmes delaj

00:14:41.708 --> 00:14:42.958
na svoji notranji moči

00:14:43.375 --> 00:14:43.958
Telesu?

00:14:43.958 --> 00:14:44.750
Ja, telesu

00:14:45.208 --> 00:14:45.875
Pojdi sedaj

00:14:46.125 --> 00:14:47.625
in se vidiva v nedeljo ob 11h

00:14:47.625 --> 00:14:49.541
skupaj z ostalimi iz 'skupnosti'
na stacionarnem kolesu

00:14:51.041 --> 00:14:51.791
Hvala, trener

00:14:55.625 --> 00:14:57.000
Grešil sem osebni trener, odpustite mi

00:14:57.500 --> 00:14:58.666
Varal (Lagal) sem svojemu partnerju

00:14:59.125 --> 00:14:59.625
Nadaljuj

00:15:00.375 --> 00:15:01.541
Rekel sem, da sem naredil 10 ponovitev,

00:15:02.416 --> 00:15:03.375
ko sem jih naredil samo 9

00:15:04.958 --> 00:15:07.208
Doomdah

00:15:07.833 --> 00:15:09.750
Zelo dobra scena na koncu

00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:11.875
Ja, bil je super kdorkoli je ta igralec bil

00:15:14.666 --> 00:15:16.458
Naslednji skeč sem bil večinoma jaz

00:15:16.458 --> 00:15:17.833
če ne samo jaz

00:15:17.833 --> 00:15:19.125
Torej preskočimo naslednji del?

00:15:19.125 --> 00:15:20.250
V top 10 je prišlo?

00:15:21.833 --> 00:15:22.666
Jaz sem napisal top 10

00:15:27.291 --> 00:15:28.666
Murica

00:15:28.750 --> 00:15:30.333
Dobrodošli na ambasadi ZDA, Patrick

00:15:30.458 --> 00:15:31.125
Hvala

00:15:31.125 --> 00:15:32.041
hvala

00:15:32.041 --> 00:15:32.708
hvala, ker ste me sprejeli

00:15:32.708 --> 00:15:34.291
Bilo je nekaj nejasnosti pri vaši prijavi

00:15:34.291 --> 00:15:36.000
zato smo vas poklicali,

00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:37.166
da bi nekaj vprašanj pojasnili

00:15:37.166 --> 00:15:37.666
Oh kul

00:15:37.916 --> 00:15:39.291
Za mamino ime ste napisali

00:15:39.291 --> 00:15:40.291
'Mam'?

00:15:40.291 --> 00:15:41.291
Ja, to je moja mama

00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:42.875
Ampak kako ji je ime?

00:15:43.500 --> 00:15:44.000
Mam?

00:15:44.541 --> 00:15:46.250
Ob rojstvu so ji dali ime Mam?

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Oh

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Prav, to

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Mislim, da bi lahko bilo Sheila ali Una

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Vedno sem jo klical 'Mam'

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Klic v sili?

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999

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Ne mislim, v primeru nuje

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ob obisku Združenih Držav

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9-1-1

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Ne, kontakt najbližjega sorodnika

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starš ali roditelj

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Oh, ne kličite mojih staršev v nuji

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Zmešalo se jima bo

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Ali imate sorodnike v Ameriki?

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Ne poznam jih

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ampak je polno zgub na Ancestry.com,

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ki pravijo, da sem njihov
bratranec v tretjem kolenu

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Vaš kontakt v Ameriki je

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John "Hladilnik" Cullen?

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Ja, legenda

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Zakaj hladilnik, dela v hladilnici?

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Oh ne, ima samo velika prsa in majhne noge

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Datum, ko boste vstopili v Združene Države

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je?

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Dan Sv Patrika

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17. marca

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Kdaj boste zapustili Združene Države?

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A saj veste

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Ne vem

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Oh, nimam načrtov, veste, kaj mislim

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Potrebovali bomo datum

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Okej potem božič

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Potem boste prekoračili svoj vizum

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Oh, torej kdaj bi moral oditi?

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Morate oditi do

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7. aprila

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Okej, to vpišite potem in

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se bom potrudil

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Boste iskali zaposlitev,

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ko boste v ZDA?

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Ne uradno

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Kako mislite 'ne uradno'?

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Ne

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ampak

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Prosim odgovorite ja ali ne
na naslednja vprašanja

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Kul

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Ali želite sodelovati v terorističnem dejanju,

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sabotaži ali genocidu?

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Niti slučajno

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Ali hočete vohuniti

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za tujo moč?

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Ni šans

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Samo odgovorite ja ali ne

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Ali ste kdaj prekršili kak zakon zaradi

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posredovanja ali distribucije ilegalnih drog?

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Preskoči

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Ne morete preskočiti

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Prav

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Potem napišite 'ne'

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Ali ste bili kdaj aretirani ali obsojeni za zločin,

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ki je resno poškodoval posest

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ali drugo osebo ali vladno organizacijo?

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Ne

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Zakaj ste tako rekli?

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Oh, napišite

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'ne'

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No, to so vsa moja vprašanja

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hvala za prihod na ambasado

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Patrick,

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vaš vizum je bil zavrnjen

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Ah

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Prav, bom pa šel v Kanado

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Hvala

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Doomdah

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Torej šel je v Kanado, ne zapor

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za razliko od naslednjega lika

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snoba

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Na 4. mestu je...

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No sedaj haha

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Tukaj smo

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za-za

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zaporniška kavarna

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Ja, vsi

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vsi zaporniki so se zbrali okoli
in skupaj lomijo

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kruh

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duhoviti odgovori med vagabundi

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skrivni pogledi

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med čuvaji in zaporniki

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kdo ve

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kaj se bo zgodilo

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res je

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Prosil sem za

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celico, ki gleda

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na jugovzhod

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razgled veš

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ampak niso se mi oglasili

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kako se pridružiš tolpi tukaj?

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ali je dolg proces?

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ali potrebujem priporočila?

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Najtežji zapor za pobegniti iz njega

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je človekov um

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ampak našel sem popolni protistrup

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kompletna kolekcija Bronteja

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lahko si jo izposodiš, če hočeš

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ampak moraš mi obljubiti

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da si boš označil naljubše dele

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Uniči sem si življenje

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Boš to pojedel?

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Ne

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Gospod je v nadstropju nad mano,

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ki se hoče tepsti z mano

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Rekel sem, da se jaz borim

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na šahovnici

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Juhi tukaj manjka uravnoteženost

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ampak dodatek

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malih koščkov kosti

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v mletem mesu

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ponudi nenavaden

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nepričakovano peskanje

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Ja, obupna je

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Zanič je

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Veš, minimalistična

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arhitektura teh sten

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me spominja na

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Debon DeMarc galerijo v Veroni

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Ja, rad bi šel ven zaradi dobrega obnašanja

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Ja?

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Slišal sem na B krilu,

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da si ti človek, ki lahko priskrbi stvari

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kot se reče

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Ja

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Backgammon igralno ploščo

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Set za fondue

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bogat merlot

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vem, da smo v zaporu,

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zato bo malbec v redu

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Upam, da pazniki ne najdejo

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moje zaloge polnjenih oliv

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ali bom pet tednov v samici

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Mislil sem, da bi zapravila čas,

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da bi igrala igro asociacij?

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Ne

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Jaz bom povedal besedo

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in ti boš povedal prvo, ki ti pride na pamet

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Rdeča

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krvavordeč

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čas

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anahronističen

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Ne vem

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No, lahko je, samo rečeš prvo besedo,

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ki ti pade na pamet

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Čokolada

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dobrikanje

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Nočem se več igrati

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Kapitulacija

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Ne

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Prenehanje

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Nehaj

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Vzdržati se

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Ahhhhh

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Ah, znan

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zaporniški napad

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Nihče ni videl ničesar, če lahko vprašam?

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Ali si vedel, da sem obiskal

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Louvre...

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Doomdah

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Veš, kaj je vedno fajn?

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In uživam v vlogi

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če je kaj za jesti

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to je bilo super, ker sem jedel špagete

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cel skeč

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Sedel si tudi

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oboje si imel

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in nobenega teksta

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čudovito je bilo

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sanjska vloga

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Snoba je vedno zabavno igrati

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naslednji lik je hotel sanjsko vlogo

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ampak mu ni uspelo

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to je...

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Najlepša hvala za prihod

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Ni problema, tukaj je moj življenjepis,

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obrazci za oceno veščin, IQ testi,

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osebnostni testi

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Ok, tega ne bova rabila

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Aja?

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Ne, najboljšo kariero lahko
človeku predlagam

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samo s tem, da jih pogledam

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Okej

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Je dar

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Prav, no

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Prodajalec rabljenih avtomobilov

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Prodajalec rabljenih avtomobilov?

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Ja, perfektna je

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Okej, je bilo

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kako sem se usedel ali
kako sem vstopil ali?

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Ne ne, bolj subtilno je kot to

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Okej

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Brki so

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Brki?

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Imate popolne brke za
prodajalca rabljenih avtov

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Okej, torej mi predlagate bodočo kariero,

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ki bazira okoli tega, da imam brke?

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No, ne samo to ne,

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je tudi draga-a-izgleda-ceneno

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srajca

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Oprostite?

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Popoln prodajalac rabljenih avtov ste

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Nočem biti prodajalec avtov

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Prodajalec rabljenih avtov

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Karkoli, hotel sem

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delate z otroki, veste

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mislil sem mogoče o učiteljstvu

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Oh, ne s temi brki, ne

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ne od osemdesetih žal, ja

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No, lahko samo...

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Trener košarke

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Lahko bi bili trener košarke

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Nimam pojma o košarki

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To je presenetljivo zaradi um,

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zaradi brkov?

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Ja

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Lahko pozabite za sekundo, da imam brke

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Okej, gledamo preko brkov

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Hvala

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Mislil sem frizer

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Frizer?

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Zakaj frizer?

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Zaradi vašega avta

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To ni avto frizerja

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To je avto frizerja

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Predlagate mi kariero glede na moj

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videz in kakšen avto vozim?

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No, to ni pravično

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Veliko razmisleka gre v

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vse to

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Resno?

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Ja no, vaša drža

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je popolna za nekoga v IT

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Vaša pisava je obupna

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Bili bi odličen zdravnik

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in tole srečanje ste trikrat

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