WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 00:00:02.314 --> 00:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 00:00:05.974 --> 00:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 00:00:10.004 --> 00:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. 00:00:12.684 --> 00:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for 00:00:15.463 --> 00:00:19.322 the beef. It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather 00:00:19.322 --> 00:00:22.134 than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. 00:00:22.134 --> 00:00:25.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late. Or you'll be doing two block jumps as 00:00:25.527 --> 00:00:26.263 punishment. 00:00:26.263 --> 00:00:28.333 Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time. 00:00:28.333 --> 00:00:30.803 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day. 00:00:30.803 --> 00:00:33.953 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. 00:00:33.953 --> 00:00:36.023 But that's the life of parkour civilization. 00:00:36.023 --> 00:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, you have to parkour. 00:00:38.033 --> 00:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 00:00:39.822 --> 00:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live. 00:00:43.362 --> 00:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer. 00:00:46.130 --> 00:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up. 00:00:48.700 --> 00:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 00:00:50.824 --> 00:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the 00:00:54.444 --> 00:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 00:00:55.894 --> 00:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an incredibly hard parkour course that no 00:00:59.394 --> 00:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 00:01:01.254 --> 00:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 00:01:04.589 --> 00:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier. 00:01:07.169 --> 00:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 00:01:11.299 --> 00:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 00:01:16.905 --> 00:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died 00:01:20.375 --> 00:01:22.585 except for the guy who lives right next to me. 00:01:22.585 --> 00:01:24.385 He's been my neighbor for five years. 00:01:24.385 --> 00:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going for the beef? 00:01:26.285 --> 00:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 00:01:28.355 --> 00:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 00:01:30.305 --> 00:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks. 00:01:34.095 --> 00:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited. 00:01:36.195 --> 00:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 00:01:38.575 --> 00:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 00:01:42.045 --> 00:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization 00:01:46.435 --> 00:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 00:01:47.743 --> 00:01:48.646 Stop right now. 00:01:48.646 --> 00:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 00:01:49.726 --> 00:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that without me noticing? 00:01:52.566 --> 00:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour? 00:01:54.526 --> 00:01:58.176 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I 00:01:58.176 --> 00:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 00:01:59.176 --> 00:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 00:02:00.916 --> 00:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 00:02:03.736 --> 00:02:07.276 You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three. 00:02:07.276 --> 00:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 00:02:08.356 --> 00:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row. 00:02:10.866 --> 00:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 00:02:12.176 --> 00:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no surprise that all punishments were just 00:02:15.906 --> 00:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 00:02:16.976 --> 00:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. 00:02:19.746 --> 00:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment. Don't forget you're at the bottom 00:02:23.256 --> 00:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 00:02:24.345 --> 00:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization 00:02:27.865 --> 00:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 00:02:29.178 --> 00:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad. 00:02:31.768 --> 00:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 00:02:35.728 --> 00:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally everything is parkour 00:02:38.498 --> 00:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 00:02:40.778 --> 00:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 00:02:42.858 --> 00:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just 00:02:46.858 --> 00:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 00:02:48.108 --> 00:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is 00:02:53.010 --> 00:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for free. 00:02:55.249 --> 00:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 00:02:59.009 --> 00:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 00:03:00.169 --> 00:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more 00:03:04.539 --> 00:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 00:03:09.630 --> 00:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. Just follow me. 00:03:11.780 --> 00:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just bought my first house. 00:03:14.590 --> 00:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are pre-built. 00:03:16.926 --> 00:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 00:03:18.746 --> 00:03:23.066 It's a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your 00:03:23.066 --> 00:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in parkour civilization parkours 00:03:27.066 --> 00:03:29.319 everywhere they go. Even inside the house. 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in. You're the only two-storey 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll give you a house tour. 00:03:36.049 --> 00:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the 00:03:39.679 --> 00:03:40.389 neighborhood. 00:03:40.389 --> 00:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 00:03:44.149 --> 00:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the house is all yours. 00:03:47.009 --> 00:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed. 00:03:50.699 --> 00:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! I think I got everything figured out. 00:03:52.969 --> 00:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good. 00:03:56.349 --> 00:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's good? 00:03:58.439 --> 00:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 00:03:59.169 --> 00:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 00:04:00.929 --> 00:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that? 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. 00:04:07.029 --> 00:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything should be good. 00:04:09.529 --> 00:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 00:04:10.871 --> 00:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house. 00:04:14.121 --> 00:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? What? 00:04:15.871 --> 00:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour civilization started. 00:04:18.764 --> 00:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the 00:04:22.584 --> 00:04:23.594 ones who started it. 00:04:23.594 --> 00:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. 00:04:26.602 --> 00:04:30.352 For some reason, I can't remember the best but I'm pretty sure this is how the 00:04:30.352 --> 00:04:31.072 story went. 00:04:31.072 --> 00:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 00:04:32.355 --> 00:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 00:04:34.035 --> 00:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick? I was mining for like three hours 00:04:37.945 --> 00:04:41.295 and I only found two diamonds, and I just wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 00:04:41.295 --> 00:04:42.975 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 00:04:42.975 --> 00:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're literally just holding one. 00:04:46.225 --> 00:04:49.675 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you back later. I just need a pickaxe. 00:04:49.675 --> 00:04:53.195 Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 00:04:53.195 --> 00:04:55.905 something. Alright, watch out. Back off for one second. 00:04:55.905 --> 00:04:59.185 Look. If you can make this four-block jump I'll pay you one diamond. 00:04:59.185 --> 00:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 00:05:02.305 --> 00:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from this? 00:05:04.435 --> 00:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen anyone do it before. 00:05:07.285 --> 00:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 00:05:08.445 --> 00:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 00:05:09.745 --> 00:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying. Alright, just give me a second. 00:05:12.475 --> 00:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 00:05:14.475 --> 00:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 00:05:16.105 --> 00:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds. 00:05:19.125 --> 00:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 00:05:22.151 --> 00:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible! Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 00:05:27.043 --> 00:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 00:05:28.623 --> 00:05:32.283 If you want, I can keep making more parkour to do and I'll pay you for it. 00:05:32.283 --> 00:05:35.673 Are you kidding? Dude, totally. Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow 00:05:35.673 --> 00:05:36.479 I guess. 00:05:36.479 --> 00:05:39.299 And this is basically how parkouring for money started. 00:05:39.299 --> 00:05:43.109 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's house, he offered me way more diamonds 00:05:43.109 --> 00:05:47.183 this time and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. 00:05:47.183 --> 00:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way 00:05:51.183 --> 00:05:52.233 that the world works. 00:05:52.233 --> 00:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour civilisation began. 00:05:55.563 --> 00:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events 00:05:59.543 --> 00:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 00:06:00.813 --> 00:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 00:06:02.701 --> 00:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that 00:06:06.701 --> 00:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 00:06:08.161 --> 00:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 00:06:09.561 --> 00:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef. 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 00:06:13.629 --> 00:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 00:06:17.419 --> 00:06:18.359 the chicken again. 00:06:18.359 --> 00:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 00:06:20.419 --> 00:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 00:06:22.149 --> 00:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away and I would starve by the time 00:06:29.829 --> 00:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily I got the beef. 00:06:32.869 --> 00:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump? You might become a parkour pro one day. 00:06:36.070 --> 00:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a parkour pro? 00:06:38.861 --> 00:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up. 00:06:42.861 --> 00:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put 00:06:46.861 --> 00:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 00:06:47.997 --> 00:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef 00:06:51.997 --> 00:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 00:06:54.207 --> 00:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away. 00:06:57.597 --> 00:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one-block jumps and my 00:07:01.597 --> 00:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro would be over. 00:07:04.452 --> 00:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 00:07:06.502 --> 00:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 00:07:10.192 --> 00:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss 00:07:14.192 --> 00:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 00:07:16.442 --> 00:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a parkour pro. 00:07:19.782 --> 00:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the void. 00:07:22.091 --> 00:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go already? 00:07:24.241 --> 00:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall. 00:07:26.681 --> 00:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 00:07:29.341 --> 00:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay? Never mind then. 00:07:31.977 --> 00:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the parkour course. 00:07:34.828 --> 00:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge changes. 00:07:37.278 --> 00:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 00:07:38.668 --> 00:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely difficult. 00:07:41.218 --> 00:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 00:07:45.218 --> 00:07:46.138 to get out of it. 00:07:46.138 --> 00:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour civilization. 00:07:48.185 --> 00:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. 00:07:52.185 --> 00:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump with a 360 will you replace one of the 00:07:56.185 --> 00:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 00:07:58.069 --> 00:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360? Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 00:08:02.250 --> 00:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my bribe and now I have another problem 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? 00:08:09.809 --> 00:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it. Please make it. 00:08:12.209 --> 00:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 00:08:13.764 --> 00:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 00:08:15.274 --> 00:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 00:08:18.898 --> 00:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 00:08:21.011 --> 00:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one two-block jump in the course. 00:08:24.131 --> 00:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block jump, noob. 00:08:26.641 --> 00:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the course, bro. 00:08:29.111 --> 00:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket 00:08:33.111 --> 00:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a 00:08:37.351 --> 00:08:39.711 parkour pro. There was no turning back now. 00:08:39.711 --> 00:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 00:08:41.103 --> 00:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with diagonal jumps. 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 00:08:46.009 --> 00:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. This was life or death. 00:08:49.356 --> 00:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 00:08:51.498 --> 00:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void but to my 00:08:55.218 --> 00:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. 00:08:58.219 --> 00:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 00:09:01.979 --> 00:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 00:09:03.219 --> 00:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access 00:09:07.729 --> 00:09:11.309 the parkour temple. And I promised myself that I wasn't going to waste it.