0:00:00.000,0:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 0:00:02.314,0:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour[br]check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 0:00:05.974,0:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do[br]the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 0:00:10.004,0:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical[br]jump for the beef. 0:00:12.684,0:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one [br]chooses to jump for 0:00:15.463,0:00:19.322 the beef. It's better to be safe and do[br]the one block jump for the chicken rather 0:00:19.322,0:00:22.134 than risk your entire life for just half a[br]hunger bar more. 0:00:22.134,0:00:25.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late.[br]Or you'll be doing two block jumps as 0:00:25.527,0:00:26.263 punishment. 0:00:26.263,0:00:28.333 Yes, sir. [br]Sorry, I won't be late next time. 0:00:28.333,0:00:30.803 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed[br]once a day. 0:00:30.803,0:00:33.953 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to[br]get you to the next day. 0:00:33.953,0:00:36.023 But that's the life of parkour[br]civilization. 0:00:36.023,0:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, [br]you have to parkour. 0:00:38.033,0:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 0:00:39.822,0:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer [br]where all the parkour pros live. 0:00:43.362,0:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the[br]top layer. 0:00:46.130,0:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one[br]way up. 0:00:48.700,0:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 0:00:50.824,0:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only [br]structure in the world that combines the 0:00:54.444,0:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 0:00:55.894,0:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an [br]incredibly hard parkour course that no 0:00:59.394,0:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 0:01:01.254,0:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the[br]chance to complete the course. 0:01:04.589,0:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a[br]barrier. 0:01:07.169,0:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past[br]a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 0:01:11.299,0:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket [br]before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 0:01:14.959,0:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 0:01:16.905,0:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone[br]has fallen into the void and died 0:01:20.375,0:01:22.585 except for the guy who lives right[br]next to me. 0:01:22.585,0:01:24.385 He's been my neighbor for five years. 0:01:24.385,0:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going for the beef? 0:01:26.285,0:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 0:01:28.355,0:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 0:01:30.305,0:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros[br]are allowed to break or place blocks. 0:01:34.095,0:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly[br]prohibited. 0:01:36.195,0:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the[br]hard way. 0:01:38.575,0:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I[br]somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 0:01:42.045,0:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since[br]trees don't exist in parkour civilization 0:01:46.435,0:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 0:01:47.743,0:01:48.646 Stop right now. 0:01:48.646,0:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 0:01:49.726,0:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that[br]without me noticing? 0:01:52.566,0:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat[br]parkour? 0:01:54.526,0:01:58.176 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just [br]thought it would be super rare and I 0:01:58.176,0:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 0:01:59.176,0:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 0:02:00.916,0:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. [br]Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 0:02:03.736,0:02:07.276 You know what? You seem a little too[br]happy about two. Let's make it three. 0:02:07.276,0:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 0:02:08.356,0:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four[br]jumps in a row. 0:02:10.866,0:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 0:02:12.176,0:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no[br]surprise that all punishments were just 0:02:15.906,0:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 0:02:16.976,0:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried[br]breaking a block. 0:02:19.746,0:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment.[br]Don't forget you're at the bottom 0:02:23.256,0:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 0:02:24.345,0:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the[br]bottom level of parkour civilization 0:02:27.865,0:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 0:02:29.178,0:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization[br]is that bad. 0:02:31.768,0:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to[br]buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 0:02:35.728,0:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally [br]everything is parkour 0:02:38.498,0:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 0:02:40.778,0:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 0:02:42.858,0:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, [br]all you have to do to buy anything is just 0:02:46.858,0:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 0:02:48.108,0:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour [br]works as a currency, but all I know is 0:02:53.010,0:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for[br]free. 0:02:55.249,0:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I [br]convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 0:02:59.009,0:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 0:03:00.169,0:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with[br]trickier items like ladders are worth more 0:03:04.539,0:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me[br]a mansion. 0:03:07.000,0:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 0:03:09.630,0:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. [br]Just follow me. 0:03:11.780,0:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just [br]bought my first house. 0:03:14.590,0:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are [br]pre-built. 0:03:16.926,0:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 0:03:18.746,0:03:23.066 It's a requirement that every single house[br]has a parkour jump inside to get to your 0:03:23.066,0:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone[br]in parkour civilization parkours 0:03:27.066,0:03:29.319 everywhere they go. [br]Even inside the house. 0:03:29.319,0:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be[br]living in. You're the only two-storey 0:03:32.919,0:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll [br]give you a house tour. 0:03:36.049,0:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump [br]literally made me the richest one in the 0:03:39.679,0:03:40.389 neighborhood. 0:03:40.389,0:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the[br]top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 0:03:44.149,0:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the[br]house is all yours. 0:03:47.009,0:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good.[br]I just have to do this jump to my bed. 0:03:50.699,0:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! [br]I think I got everything figured out. 0:03:52.969,0:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check[br]if your parkour jump is good. 0:03:56.349,0:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's[br]good? 0:03:58.439,0:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 0:03:59.169,0:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 0:04:00.929,0:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?[br]Why did he do that? 0:04:03.759,0:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your [br]house is ready to move in. 0:04:07.029,0:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything[br]should be good. 0:04:09.529,0:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 0:04:10.871,0:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of[br]the job. Enjoy your house. 0:04:14.121,0:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? [br]What? 0:04:15.871,0:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour[br]civilization started. 0:04:18.764,0:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at[br]least think that the parkour pros were the 0:04:22.584,0:04:23.594 ones who started it. 0:04:23.594,0:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one [br]who started it. 0:04:26.602,0:04:30.352 For some reason, I can't remember the best[br]but I'm pretty sure this is how the 0:04:30.352,0:04:31.072 story went. 0:04:31.072,0:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 0:04:32.355,0:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 0:04:34.035,0:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real[br]quick? I was mining for like three hours 0:04:37.945,0:04:41.295 and I only found two diamonds, and I just[br]wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 0:04:41.295,0:04:42.975 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 0:04:42.975,0:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're[br]literally just holding one. 0:04:46.225,0:04:49.675 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you[br]back later. I just need a pickaxe. 0:04:49.675,0:04:53.195 Alright, fine. Give me one second.[br]If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 0:04:53.195,0:04:55.905 something. Alright, watch out. [br]Back off for one second. 0:04:55.905,0:04:59.185 Look. If you can make this four-block jump[br]I'll pay you one diamond. 0:04:59.185,0:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump?[br]Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 0:05:02.305,0:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from [br]this? 0:05:04.435,0:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen[br]anyone do it before. 0:05:07.285,0:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 0:05:08.445,0:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 0:05:09.745,0:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying.[br]Alright, just give me a second. 0:05:12.475,0:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 0:05:14.475,0:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 0:05:16.105,0:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do[br]it in like 30 seconds. 0:05:19.125,0:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally.[br]Look, I told you it was possible. 0:05:22.151,0:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible![br]Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 0:05:27.043,0:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 0:05:28.623,0:05:32.283 If you want, I can keep making more [br]parkour to do and I'll pay you for it. 0:05:32.283,0:05:35.673 Are you kidding? Dude, totally.[br]Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow 0:05:35.673,0:05:36.479 I guess. 0:05:36.479,0:05:39.299 And this is basically how parkouring for[br]money started. 0:05:39.299,0:05:43.109 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's [br]house, he offered me way more diamonds 0:05:43.109,0:05:47.183 this time and he constructed an entire[br]parkour course outside of his house to do. 0:05:47.183,0:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour[br]course would completely change the way 0:05:51.183,0:05:52.233 that the world works. 0:05:52.233,0:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour [br]civilisation began. 0:05:55.563,0:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of[br]an unexplainable gap between those events 0:05:59.543,0:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 0:06:00.813,0:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 0:06:02.701,0:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have[br]to parkour for some more raw chicken that 0:06:06.701,0:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 0:06:08.161,0:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 0:06:09.561,0:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block[br]vertical for beef. 0:06:12.279,0:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 0:06:13.629,0:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for[br]going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 0:06:17.419,0:06:18.359 the chicken again. 0:06:18.359,0:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 0:06:20.419,0:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 0:06:22.149,0:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was [br]a ticket event today, I would need to go 0:06:26.079,0:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually[br]far away and I would starve by the time 0:06:29.829,0:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. [br]But luckily I got the beef. 0:06:32.869,0:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump?[br]You might become a parkour pro one day. 0:06:36.070,0:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to[br]be a parkour pro? 0:06:38.861,0:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.[br]You guys never rank up. 0:06:42.861,0:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros[br]have really big egos and they like to put 0:06:46.861,0:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 0:06:47.997,0:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only [br]the second time I've jumped for the beef 0:06:51.997,0:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 0:06:54.207,0:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because[br]they're located so far away. 0:06:57.597,0:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss[br]just one of these one-block jumps and my 0:07:01.597,0:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro[br]would be over. 0:07:04.452,0:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 0:07:06.502,0:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three[br]parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 0:07:10.192,0:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for[br]the courses anymore because if you miss 0:07:14.192,0:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 0:07:16.442,0:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want[br]a ticket to be a parkour pro. 0:07:19.782,0:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the[br]void. 0:07:22.091,0:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go [br]already? 0:07:24.241,0:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm[br]gonna fall. 0:07:26.681,0:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. [br]I'm sure you're fine. 0:07:29.341,0:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay?[br]Never mind then. 0:07:31.977,0:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the[br]parkour course. 0:07:34.828,0:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge[br]changes. 0:07:37.278,0:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 0:07:38.668,0:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely[br]difficult. 0:07:41.218,0:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the[br]ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 0:07:45.218,0:07:46.138 to get out of it. 0:07:46.138,0:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour[br]civilization. 0:07:48.185,0:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything.[br]And that includes bribing parkour pros. 0:07:52.185,0:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump[br]with a 360 will you replace one of the 0:07:56.185,0:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 0:07:58.069,0:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?[br]Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 0:08:02.250,0:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 0:08:03.199,0:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my[br]bribe and now I have another problem 0:08:07.199,0:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? [br]Have I even done this before? 0:08:09.809,0:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.[br]Please make it. 0:08:12.209,0:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 0:08:13.764,0:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 0:08:15.274,0:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest[br]thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 0:08:18.898,0:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 0:08:21.011,0:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one [br]two-block jump in the course. 0:08:24.131,0:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block[br]jump, noob. 0:08:26.641,0:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the[br]course, bro. 0:08:29.111,0:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a[br]ticket. If I actually get this ticket 0:08:33.111,0:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make[br]my way up into a better life as a 0:08:37.351,0:08:39.711 parkour pro.[br]There was no turning back now. 0:08:39.711,0:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 0:08:41.103,0:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with[br]diagonal jumps. 0:08:44.279,0:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 0:08:46.009,0:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. [br]This was life or death. 0:08:49.356,0:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 0:08:51.498,0:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet[br]per second into the void but to my 0:08:55.218,0:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform[br]with the ticket. 0:08:58.219,0:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the[br]parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 0:09:01.979,0:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 0:09:03.219,0:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first[br]time I've ever received a ticket to access 0:09:07.729,0:09:11.309 the parkour temple. And I promised myself [br]that I wasn't going to waste it.