>> THE EASTERN SEABOARD WAS
SLAMMED BY TWO MASSIVE WINTER

STORMS IN SEVEN DAYS CANCELLING
THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS AND LEAVING

MILLIONS WITHOUT POWER.
HERE TO EXPLAIN IS DAWN LAZARUS.

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>> THANK YOU.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
WE ARE LOOKING AT NOT ONE, NOT

TWO, BUT TWO BIG BIGGIES.
SOME OF THE BIGGEST BIGS WE'VE

SEEN IN QUITE A TIME.
ABSOLUTELY DUMP AFTER DUMP, AND

WOW!
>> I'M SORRY.

I'M HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING
YOU, DAWN.

>> WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.
WINTY WINDS ARE COMING OUT OF

YOUR NORTH AND YOUR YEAST
PUSHING IT WAY DOWN INTO THAT

MAJOR COLD KAHUNA, AND YEAH?
>> YEAH, WHAT?

>> WHAT?
>> YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD MORE

TO SAY.
>> HAT.

>> IS SOMETHING WRONG, DAWN?
ONLY ABOUT HALF OF WHAT YOU'RE

SAYING MAKES SENSE.
>> IT'S LIVE TV AND IT'S A BIT

NERVOUS, MMKAY?
CAMERAS WILL MAKE THAT MOUSE GO

POOP.
>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT WHY
HAVE THERE BEEN SO MANY STORMS?

>> YEAH.
WHAT A WOW IT'S BEEN OUT IN THAT

SIDE.
THIS YEAR'S GOT TEMPS IN THIS

SIMPLE DIP IT.
WHY?

GLOBAL WARM IT.
WE TREAT THAT EARTH LIKE A BIG

BITCH, 'KAY?
>> OKAY.

SO IT SEEMS LIKE STORMS ARE
BECOMING MORE COMMON.

DO YOU HAVE TIPS FOR HOW TO
PREPARE?

>> DO BETCHA.
FIRST OFF, BE SURE TO KEEP IT

SAFETY.
AND, HEY, IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO

CAR ON THAT ICY ROAD SLOWING IT
RIGHT DOWN WILL BE THAT BIG

POPPA DEAL, MMKAY?
>> YEAH.

MMKAY.
SO ARE YOU ABLE TO TELL US

WHETHER THERE'S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER STORM?

DAWN?
>> HAT.

>> IS THERE ANOTHER STORM ON THE
WAY?

>> SHE DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY.

DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY.
>> THANK YOU.

>> FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M
MICHAEL CHE.

>> I'M COLIN JOST.
GOOD NIGHT.

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