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>> THE EASTERN SEABOARD WAS
SLAMMED BY TWO MASSIVE WINTER

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STORMS IN SEVEN DAYS CANCELLING
THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS AND LEAVING

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MILLIONS WITHOUT POWER.
HERE TO EXPLAIN IS DAWN LAZARUS.

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>> THANK YOU.

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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
WE ARE LOOKING AT NOT ONE, NOT

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TWO, BUT TWO BIG BIGGIES.
SOME OF THE BIGGEST BIGS WE'VE

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SEEN IN QUITE A TIME.
ABSOLUTELY DUMP AFTER DUMP, AND

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WOW!
>> I'M SORRY.

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I'M HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING
YOU, DAWN.

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>> WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.
WINTY WINDS ARE COMING OUT OF

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YOUR NORTH AND YOUR YEAST
PUSHING IT WAY DOWN INTO THAT

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MAJOR COLD KAHUNA, AND YEAH?
>> YEAH, WHAT?

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>> WHAT?
>> YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD MORE

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TO SAY.
>> HAT.

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>> IS SOMETHING WRONG, DAWN?
ONLY ABOUT HALF OF WHAT YOU'RE

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SAYING MAKES SENSE.
>> IT'S LIVE TV AND IT'S A BIT

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NERVOUS, MMKAY?
CAMERAS WILL MAKE THAT MOUSE GO

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POOP.
>> ALL RIGHT.

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WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT WHY
HAVE THERE BEEN SO MANY STORMS?

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>> YEAH.
WHAT A WOW IT'S BEEN OUT IN THAT

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SIDE.
THIS YEAR'S GOT TEMPS IN THIS

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SIMPLE DIP IT.
WHY?

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GLOBAL WARM IT.
WE TREAT THAT EARTH LIKE A BIG

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BITCH, 'KAY?
>> OKAY.

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SO IT SEEMS LIKE STORMS ARE
BECOMING MORE COMMON.

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DO YOU HAVE TIPS FOR HOW TO
PREPARE?

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>> DO BETCHA.
FIRST OFF, BE SURE TO KEEP IT

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SAFETY.
AND, HEY, IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO

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CAR ON THAT ICY ROAD SLOWING IT
RIGHT DOWN WILL BE THAT BIG

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POPPA DEAL, MMKAY?
>> YEAH.

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MMKAY.
SO ARE YOU ABLE TO TELL US

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WHETHER THERE'S GOING TO BE
ANOTHER STORM?

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DAWN?
>> HAT.

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>> IS THERE ANOTHER STORM ON THE
WAY?

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>> SHE DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY.

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DAWN LAZARUS, EVERYBODY.
>> THANK YOU.

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>> FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M
MICHAEL CHE.

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>> I'M COLIN JOST.
GOOD NIGHT.

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