I´ll wait for the next one
Ladies and gentleman, good evening.
I am sorry to bother you.
I know that many people go around these days
asking for stuff
So, have my apologies and allow me to introduce myself
My name is Antoine. I´m 29.
Don´t worry, I´m not here to beg for money.
I´m here tonight because I read in a magazine
that here, in France, there are 5 million single women.
Where are they?
I´ve been living alone for 3 years now.
I´m not ashamed, but I must admit that I´m tired
of spending my evenings in front of a microwave
or watching stupid tv shows.
That´s not a life to be lived.
I tried the internet but I was stood up
so I´m not doing that anymore.
I´m a computer programmer and
I make some decent cash. 2600 euros a month...
I like sports
and I do well at cooking.
It´s ok, you can laugh... you can laugh
but I believe in happiness.
And all I´m looking for is a woman,
or a young woman,
between 18 and 55,
who hasn´t been able to find anyone either
and who would like to share her feelings
with someone else in an honest relationship
There you have it, so...
if anyone´s interested, please
get off discretely
at the next station
and I´ll join you at the platform.
Why would you say that, mate?
Stay single!
I´ve been married for 5 years to a real pain in the ass!
If you like I´ll give you her phone number!
Go ahead, talk to her!
But don´t come crawling back to complain!
That´s very kind of you, sir,
but I don´t want someone else´s wife.
Not without her consent.
She´ll be ok with it! I´m sure of it!
She just wants money, and you´ve got it, right?
I´m looking for love, sir, not a commercial arrangement.
You´re in big trouble then, mate
you´ll spend all your life on this metro!
Please forgive this gentleman,
who I believe never experienced love before.
... fag!
Ok, it´s enough... it´s enough.
Ladies, I´ll repeat my offer.
If some of you share my views on love...
Please get off the train.
Ma'am, It was only a sketch...
If you liked the show,
any contribution would be most welcomed.