1 00:00:10,881 --> 00:00:15,050 I´ll wait for the next one 2 00:00:46,538 --> 00:00:49,421 Ladies and gentleman, good evening. 3 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:51,538 I am sorry to bother you. 4 00:00:51,538 --> 00:00:54,104 I know that many people go around these days 5 00:00:54,104 --> 00:00:56,066 asking for stuff 6 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:59,000 So, have my apologies and allow me to introduce myself 7 00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:01,825 My name is Antoine. I´m 29. 8 00:01:01,825 --> 00:01:04,900 Don´t worry, I´m not here to beg for money. 9 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:10,000 I´m here tonight because I read in a magazine 10 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:17,033 that here, in France, there are 5 million single women. 11 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,482 Where are they? 12 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:22,529 I´ve been living alone for 3 years now. 13 00:01:22,529 --> 00:01:25,647 I´m not ashamed, but I must admit that I´m tired 14 00:01:25,647 --> 00:01:28,821 of spending my evenings in front of a microwave 15 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:31,737 or watching stupid tv shows. 16 00:01:31,737 --> 00:01:33,882 That´s not a life to be lived. 17 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:36,687 I tried the internet but I was stood up 18 00:01:36,687 --> 00:01:39,151 so I´m not doing that anymore. 19 00:01:39,151 --> 00:01:41,119 I´m a computer programmer and 20 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:44,387 I make some decent cash. 2600 euros a month... 21 00:01:45,602 --> 00:01:49,219 I like sports 22 00:01:49,219 --> 00:01:51,788 and I do well at cooking. 23 00:01:51,788 --> 00:01:55,054 It´s ok, you can laugh... you can laugh 24 00:01:55,054 --> 00:01:57,937 but I believe in happiness. 25 00:01:57,937 --> 00:02:00,473 And all I´m looking for is a woman, 26 00:02:00,473 --> 00:02:02,355 or a young woman, 27 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:05,088 between 18 and 55, 28 00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:09,828 who hasn´t been able to find anyone either 29 00:02:09,828 --> 00:02:13,086 and who would like to share her feelings 30 00:02:13,086 --> 00:02:15,850 with someone else in an honest relationship 31 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:18,494 There you have it, so... 32 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:20,523 if anyone´s interested, please 33 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:22,656 get off discretely 34 00:02:22,656 --> 00:02:24,591 at the next station 35 00:02:24,668 --> 00:02:26,629 and I´ll join you at the platform. 36 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:28,726 Why would you say that, mate? 37 00:02:28,726 --> 00:02:29,794 Stay single! 38 00:02:29,794 --> 00:02:32,691 I´ve been married for 5 years to a real pain in the ass! 39 00:02:33,868 --> 00:02:36,850 If you like I´ll give you her phone number! 40 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:38,671 Go ahead, talk to her! 41 00:02:38,671 --> 00:02:40,518 But don´t come crawling back to complain! 42 00:02:40,518 --> 00:02:42,406 That´s very kind of you, sir, 43 00:02:42,406 --> 00:02:44,021 but I don´t want someone else´s wife. 44 00:02:44,021 --> 00:02:45,887 Not without her consent. 45 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:48,204 She´ll be ok with it! I´m sure of it! 46 00:02:48,204 --> 00:02:50,507 She just wants money, and you´ve got it, right? 47 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,420 I´m looking for love, sir, not a commercial arrangement. 48 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,535 You´re in big trouble then, mate 49 00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:57,814 you´ll spend all your life on this metro! 50 00:02:57,814 --> 00:03:00,250 Please forgive this gentleman, 51 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:03,246 who I believe never experienced love before. 52 00:03:03,938 --> 00:03:05,688 ... fag! 53 00:03:05,688 --> 00:03:08,606 Ok, it´s enough... it´s enough. 54 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,357 Ladies, I´ll repeat my offer. 55 00:03:13,357 --> 00:03:17,103 If some of you share my views on love... 56 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:20,490 Please get off the train. 57 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:26,152 Ma'am, It was only a sketch... 58 00:03:45,186 --> 00:03:47,607 If you liked the show, 59 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:50,330 any contribution would be most welcomed.