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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\Nsecond channel, everybody,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.12,0:00:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've got a crazy video today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.67,0:00:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna crack open a nice\Nsparkling water
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.09,0:00:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crack, pop, fizz)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.43,0:00:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.34,0:00:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUCK!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.90,0:00:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got on my keyboard, that's very cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.50,0:00:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even get the cap off,\Nby the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.22,0:00:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's still on and it's just sprayed out\Nlike that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.68,0:00:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.85,0:00:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope I didn't just totally\Ndestroy my keyboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go get a towel real quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.45,0:00:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cartoon running sound effect)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.44,0:00:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll just toss this over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.69,0:00:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wet slapping noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll open the rest of this lid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.41,0:00:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(electronic rave music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.07,0:00:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.54,0:00:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, today we're gonna\Nbe talking about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.50,0:00:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these weird ass articles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that these companies\Nwrite about Youtubers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.44,0:00:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did a video on my main channel\Nlike, a long time ago
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.51,0:00:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about these articles, but
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since then I feel like they've gotten\Neven worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.01,0:00:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Companies like this, whatever wiki\Nwebsite this is,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.49,0:00:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will try to like, write an article
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with anything that you might\Nsearch about someone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.06,0:00:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, "Danny Gonzalez Wife, Age,\NNet Worth, Married."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.11,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got "wife" and "married"\Nin the same thing, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sure, we know he has a wife,\Nbut are they married?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.62,0:00:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll try to like, compile all\Nof these things into an article,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.79,0:01:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that way if you google, like,\N"Danny Gonzalez age"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this comes up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.64,0:01:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they'll also try to like fill it\Nwith information that, I--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.38,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause they'll just make shit up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.63,0:01:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what I think has happened\Nover the years
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.35,0:01:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that one article will kind of, like,\Noverexaggerate how much they know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.07,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then another article will take info\Nfrom THAT article
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then they'll fudge a little bit more,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's just this like snowballing effect\Nto now, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these articles have, just,\Nshit that is nowhere near true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially the second article\Nwe're gonna be talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.96,0:01:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got two articles here,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.16,0:01:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of them someone tweeted at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.72,0:01:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then some-- another one was\Nin the subreddit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.60,0:01:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you guys for sharing these.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.14,0:01:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is pretty bizarre.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.95,0:01:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, I'm getting on here\Nto set the record straight,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.15,0:01:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's a lot of false\Ninformation being spread about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.77,0:01:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I guess I gotta correct\Nthe record, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.68,0:01:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this one's on this\Nwebsite called Wiki.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.26,0:01:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.94,0:01:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez was born in\NIllinois, USA, on June 12th, 1994.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.06,0:01:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That beautiful city Illinois, USA.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.37,0:01:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds\NAmerican nationality.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.98,0:01:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so far we're doing pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's where things start\Nto go a little bit awry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.33,0:01:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny was raised an only child--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.01,0:01:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Illinois by his Mexican parents--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.32,0:02:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.18,0:02:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do have a quarter Mexican in me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.64,0:02:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's just on my dad's side, so
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.75,0:02:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not call my parents\Nmy "Mexican parents."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.21,0:02:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who were both in the\Nreal estate business--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.40,0:02:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where the\Nfuck they got that from.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.06,0:02:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I've ever talked\Nabout what my parents do for a living
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.67,0:02:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in any of my videos.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.69,0:02:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know if they're\Njust making that up
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.41,0:02:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or they, like, misinterpreted\Nsomething I said one time,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.44,0:02:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like my-- if I said like I have--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.14,0:02:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my parents own a house?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.34,0:02:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.83,0:02:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh! So they're in the\Nreal estate business."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.68,0:02:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess technically true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.88,0:02:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have one investment property.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's where they live.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the age of thirteen, he moved\Nwith his family
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.65,0:02:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Atlanta, Georgia and\Nenrolled at a high school there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.45,0:02:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.23,0:02:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is something I've seen before\Nin other articles,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.52,0:02:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm assuming they got it from those,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.44,0:02:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they were wrong and so is this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.65,0:02:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People who write this article,\Nif you're watching this,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.76,0:02:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,listen up, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.53,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna te--\NI'm gonna set the record straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.24,0:02:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not move to Atlanta in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.79,0:02:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did live in Atlanta.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.84,0:02:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was for college.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.14,0:02:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lived in Illinois until\NI went to college.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.52,0:02:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I think it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.67,0:02:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As much as it upsets me to say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.64,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe I said in a video years ago\Nthat I live in Atlanta
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.84,0:02:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.28,0:03:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay, this guy looks thirteen,\Nand he lives in Atlanta.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.54,0:03:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's when he moved to Georgia."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.89,0:03:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But really I was in college\Nand I just looked thirteen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.32,0:03:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like, the only guess I have,\Nis that they just kind of like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.85,0:03:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mis-aged me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.07,0:03:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and were like, "Yeah, you're thirteen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.46,0:03:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you go to high school in Atlanta."\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.59,0:03:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny became interested\Nin social media networks
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.60,0:03:15.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while attending high school,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.77,0:03:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as most of his friends were active on social networks\Nsuch as Vine, Facebook, and Instagram.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.05,0:03:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine didn't come out\Nuntil I was in college, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.63,0:03:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are things that\Nyou could just Google.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.21,0:03:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I just google,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.17,0:03:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How old was Danny in June 2012?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.32,0:03:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I should specify that.\NDanny Gonzalez.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.81,0:03:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.32,0:03:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little vain of me to think\Nthat that would come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.14,0:03:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His birthday was in June of 1994.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.82,0:03:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he was 18 in June of 2012.\NHe had just graduated high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.35,0:03:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that freakin' hard to figure out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.47,0:03:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was physically active, as he played\Nsoccer, football,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.44,0:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and was also a member \Nof his high school's drama club.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.84,0:03:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so freakin'...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.99,0:03:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.94,0:03:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if you search "Danny Gonzalez"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.72,0:03:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, a picture of somebody\Nplaying soccer comes up?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.75,0:03:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not play soccer in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.61,0:04:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not play football in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.14,0:04:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not seeing anybody playing soccer.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.60,0:04:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy looks pretty strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.92,0:04:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe they saw this,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.85,0:04:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought this was me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.82,0:04:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and were like, "How did he get so strong?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.61,0:04:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait! Lookit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.51,0:04:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.80,0:04:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think they scrolled\Ndown all the way to here,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.11,0:04:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saw this picture of a guy\Nthat's clearly not me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.10,0:04:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thought to themselves,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.19,0:04:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ohhhh. He played soccer in\Nhigh school. Very cool."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.54,0:04:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so, I played soccer and football--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.29,0:04:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, my life sounds way cooler\Nin this article than it does in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.83,0:04:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like the new kid in high school\Nin the big city of Atlanta,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.70,0:04:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was the star of the\Nfootball and soccer team.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.76,0:04:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny matriculated in 2012--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.58,0:04:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so they DO know when I matric--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.46,0:04:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They know when I graduated.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.70,0:04:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm assuming that's\Nwhat "matriculated" means.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.60,0:04:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be enrolled at a college or university.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.34,0:04:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what they're saying is,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.51,0:04:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Danny enrolled in 2012, and\Nthen enrolled in Georgia Tech."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.89,0:04:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they know when I started college, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.72,0:04:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they know that Vine didn't exist
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.60,0:04:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if they had just like, taken\None second to think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.99,0:04:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny launched his career on the Internet\Nwhile attending high school
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.06,0:04:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as his Vine account numbered\Nmore than 2 million followers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.06,0:05:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, the words they use in this\Narticle are kind of impressive though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.72,0:05:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Matriculated."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.90,0:05:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next sentence says,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.86,0:05:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He launched his eh--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.37,0:05:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ep--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.23,0:05:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh-PONY-miss Youtube Channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.06,0:05:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ee-PONY-miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.23,0:05:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eponymous?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.07,0:05:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got the word "pony" in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.49,0:05:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He launched his pony-themed\NYoutube channel on September 9th, 2014,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.12,0:05:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has since gathered more\Nthan 4.1 million subscribers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.76,0:05:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, they wrote this\Narticle a little while ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.61,0:05:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is epi-- "epinomous" mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.68,0:05:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.27,0:05:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Giving their name to something."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.47,0:05:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so it's like my\Nself-titled Youtube channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.82,0:05:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny's love life, is he married?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.55,0:05:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, there's a bunch of\Nweird shit in here too, I remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.12,0:05:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.44,0:05:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laura is a dancer and photographer,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.64,0:05:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose Instagram account is\Nfollowed by over 5,000 people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.22,0:05:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, they're making\Nshit up for Laura, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.05,0:05:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where they found, like,\NI-- okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.30,0:05:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she has an Instagram?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.46,0:05:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that makes her a photographer?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.02,0:05:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe she--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.81,0:05:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she's never danced. On anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.77,0:05:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know where they got that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.87,0:05:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like how I said she's NEVER danced.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.24,0:05:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rock music playing)\N"She's-- she's NEVER danced.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.65,0:05:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.19,0:05:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got two left feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.35,0:05:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Literally.\N(sad piano music)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.34,0:05:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She has this weird condition\Nwhere both of her feet are left feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.73,0:05:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's never danced.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.71,0:05:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is also said to be a model.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.22,0:05:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's not one, but everyone says so.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.80,0:06:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hobbies and interests.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.81,0:06:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, before I even read\Nthis part of the article,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.49,0:06:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna say what, like, my actual\Nhobbies and interests are,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.98,0:06:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we will see how\Nclosely it lines up with
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.71,0:06:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what is in the article.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.58,0:06:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.08,0:06:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hobbies and interests.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.03,0:06:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.32,0:06:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh, produce music.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.82,0:06:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's one of my biggest hobbies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.00,0:06:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like playing guitar.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.03,0:06:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interests?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.86,0:06:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like Star Wars a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.92,0:06:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like one of my big, like,\Nmovie franchises that I'm into.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.82,0:06:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What other hobbies do I have?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.22,0:06:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got friends that\Nlive in cool locations,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.84,0:06:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I like to go visit friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.99,0:06:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, honestly, making videos is\Nkind of a hobby as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.14,0:06:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.61,0:06:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny is keen on traveling and\Nhas been to several US states.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.39,0:06:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so I did say that\NI like to go visit friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.67,0:06:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that they say\NI really like traveling
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.69,0:06:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've been to several US states.\N(sparkling sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.13,0:06:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wholesome guitar music) \N"Danny has been to more than one state in his life,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.71,0:06:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I guess you could say\Nhe's kind of a world traveler.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.30,0:06:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's explored exotic cultures such as
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.67,0:06:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Colorado and Wisconsin."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.06,0:06:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While he prefers to be in nature\Nsurrounded by trees and animals--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.92,0:06:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like that's taking some liberties.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.59,0:06:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to figure out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.54,0:06:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I've ever posted like, a picture\Nof me in the middle of the woods
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.53,0:06:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surrounded by animals like\NI'm in Snow White.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.88,0:07:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, there's a-- there's a picture\Nfrom August of 2020
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.81,0:07:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of me in a field of sunflowers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.33,0:07:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's a picture of me\Nin an apple orchard with Laura.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.70,0:07:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. No, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.88,0:07:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From what I've posted on social media,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the nature thing makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.50,0:07:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some pictures of\Nme in natural locations.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.70,0:07:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None surrounded by animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.40,0:07:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to think if\NI've ever been, like, in a--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.14,0:07:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves\Nand like taken a quick picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.27,0:07:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wolves howling)\NI love it here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.08,0:07:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This rules. I prefer this over\Nthe big city any day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.50,0:07:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He likes to dress up\Nand attend cosplay events.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.17,0:07:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I've ever\Nbeen to a cosplay event
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.07,0:07:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my whole life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.20,0:07:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where they got that from.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.22,0:07:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's this picture of\Nme in a grape costume
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.33,0:07:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was for, actually it was cause
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.21,0:07:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we went to a filming, a taping\Nof, uh, a game show.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.43,0:07:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's it, what was it called...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.92,0:07:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's Make A Deal.\N(ding)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.84,0:07:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, which Laura was actually on.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.39,0:07:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she actually got to\Ntalk to Wayne Brady.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.87,0:07:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you can find this episode,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.48,0:07:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can see me and\NLaura dressed as grapes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.70,0:07:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's the picture of me\Ndressed as Kuzco for Halloween, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.42,0:07:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's where they got\Nme attending cosplay events?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.70,0:07:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Danny likes to dress up as grapes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.31,0:07:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and go to grape cosplaying events.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.98,0:08:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever heard of Fruit Con?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.10,0:08:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody dresses up\Nas their favorite fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.93,0:08:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have panels where\Nyou can listen to grapefruits
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.55,0:08:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk about what it's\Nlike in the industry."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.95,0:08:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny is a lover of animals\Nbut doesn't have a pet
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.30,0:08:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he would lack time\Nto take proper care of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.10,0:08:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's kinda fucked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.95,0:08:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whimsical, cheekt music)\N"Danny doesn't have a pet
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.58,0:08:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause he wouldn't--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.22,0:08:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's la-- he wouldn't take time
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.51,0:08:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to take care of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.32,0:08:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he can't do that."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.18,0:08:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually do have a pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.16,0:08:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have three, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.26,0:08:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.11,0:08:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't take care of any of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.50,0:08:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen them in WEEKS, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.42,0:08:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I don't really know\Nif I have pets anymore, because
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.86,0:08:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen them.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.79,0:08:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I did at one time.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.99,0:08:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's kinda mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.66,0:08:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I definitely post pictures of\NSundae all the time,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.02,0:08:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when I had Peanut\NI posted pictures of her all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.39,0:08:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Laura has two guinea pigs, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.14,0:08:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know where they're getting that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.21,0:08:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could have even more pets, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.54,0:08:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna adopt three more dogs\Njust to prove them wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.25,0:08:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, I missed this part.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.24,0:08:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is quite physically active
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.51,0:08:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he occasionally plays basketball\Nand soccer with his friends
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.19,0:08:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also has several training\Nsessions at the gym each week.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.39,0:08:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's kinda nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.36,0:08:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They think I'm strong?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.18,0:08:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't play basketball or soccer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.54,0:08:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do go to the gym sometimes, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.33,0:08:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glad it's finally paying off\N(rock music plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.01,0:08:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wiki dot...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.00,0:08:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever this website is\Nis finally taking notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.48,0:09:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, that's pretty much\Nthe end of the article.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.92,0:09:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get my favorite\Nmovies totally wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.11,0:09:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say my favorite movies are
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.50,0:09:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pulp Fiction, Fight Club,\Nand The Godfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.72,0:09:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen two of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.28,0:09:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they say my favorite actors are\NBruce Willis and John Travolta,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.34,0:09:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when, to be honest,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.04,0:09:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't give a shit about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.02,0:09:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bruce Willis and John Travolta aren't\Neven close to my favorite actors, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.23,0:09:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually I don't even think\NI have a favorite actor, but
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.38,0:09:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's ANYONE but these two.\N(kids saying "ew" sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.92,0:09:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the first article.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.78,0:09:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one is INSANE.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.63,0:09:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually haven't read\Nany of this article
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.24,0:09:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for just the one snippet
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.48,0:09:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that somebody posted in my subreddit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.74,0:09:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I only know that\Nthat one part is insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.80,0:09:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So maybe the rest of\Nit is perfectly normal
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.94,0:09:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then there's just\None huge glaring issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.17,0:09:33.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.94,0:09:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This website is called
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.64,0:09:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hollywood ZAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.89,0:09:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hollywood zam, zaddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.68,0:09:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez is an internet celebrity
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.51,0:09:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and actor from Wheaton, Illinois.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.14,0:09:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, they put actor in there, that's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.62,0:09:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These articles really do make\Nmy life sound cooler than it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.88,0:09:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm playing basketball and soccer\Nall the time,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.50,0:09:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an Actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.72,0:09:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a Youtuber, musician, Twitch streamer,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.88,0:09:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,media face--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.93,0:09:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is "media face?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.04,0:09:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sounds like another word for like,\Nspokesperson or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.01,0:09:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the media face for...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.72,0:09:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.68,0:10:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.21,0:10:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kohl's.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.72,0:10:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they just put my face\Non all of the media that they have.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.46,0:10:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every commercial is just
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.50,0:10:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my face.\N(woman voiceover) Kohl's cash!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.54,0:10:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is well known throughout the country
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.63,0:10:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for his outstanding Youtube videos.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.04,0:10:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.61,0:10:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny was born in Wheaton, Illinois\Nin the United States.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.98,0:10:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has claimed to be \Nresiding in the United States.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.28,0:10:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny will be 27 years old in 2021.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.87,0:10:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is all good so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.12,0:10:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After finishing elementary school
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.76,0:10:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he went to Wheaton North High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.50,0:10:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did go to middle school\Nin between there,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.04,0:10:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but thanks for assuming, I guess,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.42,0:10:26.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I skipped three years
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.79,0:10:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and went straight from fifth grade\Nto being a freshman in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.32,0:10:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yeah, I was sort of a whiz kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.76,0:10:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Started high school when I was 10."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.33,0:10:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His eyes are a gorgeous warm blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.67,0:10:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue can't be warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.64,0:10:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue is a cold color!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.96,0:10:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't make blue warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.13,0:10:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you have a warm blue?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.45,0:10:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna google "warm blue."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.61,0:10:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WARM blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.72,0:10:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't look warm to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.83,0:10:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Danny's eyes are warm blue,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.20,0:10:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what we mean by that are that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.57,0:10:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his irises are blue,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.28,0:10:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then the white parts of his eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.86,0:10:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are actually RED.\N(sizzling sound, rock music)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.12,0:10:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're red hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.91,0:10:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're actually hot to the touch,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.19,0:10:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he gets third degree burns\Nevery time he blinks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.45,0:10:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a serious medical condition
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.91,0:10:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they are gorgeous.\N(ding sound, crowds cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.27,0:10:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His chest, waist, and hip dimensions,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.84,0:11:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as well as his dress size,\Nshoe and biceps,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.02,0:11:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are all unknown.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.36,0:11:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This website is kind of making me sound\Ncool and mysterious.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.25,0:11:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Scientists are still trying to figure out
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.29,0:11:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what his chest and waist dimensions are.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.82,0:11:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our best scientists are on the case
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.60,0:11:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they still haven't\Nbeen able to figure it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.40,0:11:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all those dresses he wears?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.82,0:11:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't figure out what size those are."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.44,0:11:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonzalez and his family\Nlive a comfortable life.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.76,0:11:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He frequently sends pictures of\Nhis home to his admirers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.70,0:11:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I ever posted a picture\Nof my house on social media?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.16,0:11:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably like the inside of my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.65,0:11:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I frequently sending pictures\Nof my home to my admirers?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.75,0:11:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That makes it sound like I'm, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.09,0:11:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taking a picture and printing it out,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.82,0:11:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,putting it in an envelope and like,\Nsending it to my fans,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.57,0:11:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's just a picture of like, my kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.08,0:11:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could be some\Npretty tight merch, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.81,0:11:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fifty bucks? Anyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.55,0:11:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll mail you a picture of my "gar-age"?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.86,0:11:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me tell you that his home is furnished
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.84,0:11:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some great sofas, lamps,\Nkitchen equipment, and other items.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.86,0:11:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, I love that the artic--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.58,0:11:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, the author of this article has\Nremained very, like, unbiased
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.85,0:11:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and like, speaking in the third person
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.52,0:11:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until they get to my home\Nand they're like,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.23,0:12:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheeky music)\N"Let me give you the scoop.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.61,0:12:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta tell you about his house.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.15,0:12:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Straight from me to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.32,0:12:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got some great sofas.\NHe's got phenomenal lamps.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.58,0:12:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crowd cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.19,0:12:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that shit."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.99,0:12:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His home has a white\Ncolor design throughout.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.80,0:12:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's called,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.59,0:12:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We're too scared to hang up art\Nor anything on our walls
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.26,0:12:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we-- we're afraid\Nwe don't-- we won't like it,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.41,0:12:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so all of our walls are bare."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.68,0:12:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny is an actor, writer, and director
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.60,0:12:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,according to his IMDB profile.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.82,0:12:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.43,0:12:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have an IMDB profile?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.85,0:12:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez IMDB.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.12,0:12:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez is known for\Nhis work on Camp Unplug--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.49,0:12:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.68,0:12:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez: Help Let Me Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.34,0:12:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that-- why is that a movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.73,0:12:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone put "Help Let Me Go"\Non IMDB as a movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.78,0:12:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who did this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.45,0:12:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you have to have, like,\Na paid membership on IMDB
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.74,0:12:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to edit stuff like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.13,0:12:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's got ratings!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.24,0:12:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, really good.\NNine and half stars, goddamn!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.98,0:12:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Critics are loving it, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.23,0:12:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna see this movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.32,0:12:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the synopsis?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.43,0:12:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The adventures of a\Nradioactive dolphin man
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.58,0:12:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his crime-fighting sidekick.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.33,0:12:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they put me as the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.58,0:13:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writer and director of\Nthis movie. And star.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.01,0:13:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I guess that's why,\Nuh, this article thinks
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.17,0:13:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm a writer, director, and actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.22,0:13:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I guess I was also a\Ndirector in Danny Gonzalez.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.51,0:13:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this like my Youtube--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.77,0:13:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, yeah, it's my just Youtube channel.\NHas an IMDB page too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.50,0:13:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.15,0:13:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonzalez has an incredible voice\Nand vocal tone as a singer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.80,0:13:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys, goddamn!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.42,0:13:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.22,0:13:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the insane part.\NAre you ready for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.11,0:13:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the part that someone posted\Non my subreddit and I was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.26,0:13:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Holy shit. What the--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.88,0:13:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell and what the F?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.54,0:13:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relationship status: married or single?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.40,0:13:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez is a gifted\Nand inquisitive person.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.85,0:13:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't have anything to do\Nwith my relationship status.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.49,0:13:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're wondering if Danny's single?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.68,0:13:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's actually pretty inquisitive.\N(thoughtful piano music)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.51,0:13:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a curious fellow. \NDoes that answer your question?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.80,0:13:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Acoording to sources, he has been in\Na relationship with Laura.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.30,0:13:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They attended the same high school\Nand frequently interacted.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.64,0:13:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.28,0:13:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While dating we did interact\Npretty frequently, I would say.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.30,0:13:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was some\Nnear-constant interaction, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.98,0:13:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had been together\Nfor quite some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.60,0:13:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They got married, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.63,0:13:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the crazy shit, ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.10,0:13:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laura Gonzalez, according\Nto some accounts,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.81,0:14:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIED on August 30, 2021,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.65,0:14:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for unexplained reasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.05,0:14:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(echoing) HUH?????
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.93,0:14:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just gonna fucking make up\Nthat my wife died?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.22,0:14:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.07,0:14:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.25,0:14:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.98,0:14:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where it just gets\Nway too creepy for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.40,0:14:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like that's weird for them to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.41,0:14:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they literally just, like,\Nmade up that my wife died
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.98,0:14:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.34,0:14:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We can put that in the article.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.27,0:14:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to SOME sources.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.86,0:14:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whispering) Us. We're the--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.26,0:14:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's us. We're the sources.\NWe made it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.19,0:14:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She died.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.76,0:14:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For unexplained reasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.71,0:14:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The reasons have been unexplained\Nbecause the sources, (us)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.58,0:14:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have not explained it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.51,0:14:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we won't."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.99,0:14:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just so everyone knows,\NLaura's fine, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.05,0:14:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just went to the Tyler\Nthe Creator concert this week.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.27,0:14:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's us at the\NTyler the Creator concert
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.11,0:14:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That picture is Real.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.47,0:14:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my wife is Alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.08,0:14:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.05,0:14:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess those are the two articles\NI wanna talk about.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.84,0:14:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see if there's anything else\Nhere that we wanna look at.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.83,0:14:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These 2 vegetables will\Nkill your belly fat,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.33,0:14:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a teaspoon on an empty\Nstomach burns 12 pounds of fat,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.73,0:14:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lot of fat loss stuff here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.38,0:14:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not sure...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.08,0:14:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what that's about.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.26,0:14:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. Moral of the story:
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.81,0:14:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rock music)\Nquit making shit up about me, articles!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.61,0:14:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, like...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.35,0:14:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can I sue them?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.29,0:14:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.95,0:15:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, I probably couldn't sue them.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.97,0:15:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I could review my legal options.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.63,0:15:04.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rock music begins again)\NArticles, quit making shit up about me
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.67,0:15:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'm gonna review my\Nlegal options, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.66,0:15:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, I already am.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.72,0:15:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my head, I'm reviewing them right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.32,0:15:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, uh, it's not looking\Ngood for you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.89,0:15:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So quit making shit up,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.82,0:15:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep my name out of\Nyour goddamn mouth, actually
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.08,0:15:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.18,0:15:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want info about\Nme, just ask, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.07,0:15:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just made a whole ass video where I just
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.95,0:15:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talked about nothing but my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.30,0:15:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm an open book.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.56,0:15:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, are you trying to learn something\Nnew in 2022?
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Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.96,0:15:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm also currently learning how\Nto get better at music production.
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Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.87,0:16:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.