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Welcome back to the[br]second channel, everybody,

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we've got a crazy video today.

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I'm gonna crack open a nice[br]sparkling water

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(crack, pop, fizz)

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AH!

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FUCK!

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Got on my keyboard, that's very cool.

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I didn't even get the cap off,[br]by the way,

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it's still on and it's just sprayed out[br]like that.

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That's very cool.

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Okay.

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Hope I didn't just totally[br]destroy my keyboard.

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Let me go get a towel real quick.

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(cartoon running sound effect)

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And I'll just toss this over there.

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(wet slapping noise)

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Ah, damn.

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And I'll open the rest of this lid.

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(electronic rave music)

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Alright.

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Alright, today we're gonna[br]be talking about

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these weird ass articles

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that these companies[br]write about Youtubers.

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I did a video on my main channel[br]like, a long time ago

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about these articles, but

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since then I feel like they've gotten[br]even worse.

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Companies like this, whatever wiki[br]website this is,

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will try to like, write an article

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with anything that you might[br]search about someone

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so, "Danny Gonzalez Wife, Age,[br]Net Worth, Married."

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It's got "wife" and "married"[br]in the same thing, like,

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"Sure, we know he has a wife,[br]but are they married?"

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They'll try to like, compile all[br]of these things into an article,

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that way if you google, like,[br]"Danny Gonzalez age"

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this comes up.

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But they'll also try to like fill it[br]with information that, I--

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they don't know.

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Cause they'll just make shit up.

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And what I think has happened[br]over the years

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is that one article will kind of, like,[br]overexaggerate how much they know,

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and then another article will take info[br]from THAT article

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and then they'll fudge a little bit more,

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and it's just this like snowballing effect[br]to now, like,

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these articles have, just,[br]shit that is nowhere near true.

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Especially the second article[br]we're gonna be talking about.

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I've got two articles here,

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one of them someone tweeted at me,

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and then some-- another one was[br]in the subreddit.

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So thank you guys for sharing these.

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But it is pretty bizarre.

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Really, I'm getting on here[br]to set the record straight,

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because there's a lot of false[br]information being spread about me.

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And I guess I gotta correct[br]the record, alright?

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So this one's on this[br]website called Wiki.

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Let's take a look.

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Danny Gonzalez was born in[br]Illinois, USA, on June 12th, 1994.

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That beautiful city Illinois, USA.

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His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds[br]American nationality.

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Okay, so far we're doing pretty good.

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Here's where things start[br]to go a little bit awry.

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Danny was raised an only child--

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(thud sound)[br]Not true.

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in Illinois by his Mexican parents--

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(thud sound)[br]Not true.

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I do have a quarter Mexican in me,

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but it's just on my dad's side, so

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I would not call my parents[br]my "Mexican parents."

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Who were both in the[br]real estate business--

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I don't know where the[br]fuck they got that from.

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I don't think I've ever talked[br]about what my parents do for a living

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in any of my videos.

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So I don't know if they're[br]just making that up

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or they, like, misinterpreted[br]something I said one time,

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like my-- if I said like I have--

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my parents own a house?

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And they were like,

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"Oh! So they're in the[br]real estate business."

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I guess technically true.

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They have one investment property.

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It's where they live.

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At the age of thirteen, he moved[br]with his family

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to Atlanta, Georgia and[br]enrolled at a high school there.

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(thud sound)[br]Not true.

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This is something I've seen before[br]in other articles,

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so I'm assuming they got it from those,

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but they were wrong and so is this one.

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People who write this article,[br]if you're watching this,

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listen up, alright?

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I'm gonna te--[br]I'm gonna set the record straight.

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I did not move to Atlanta in high school.

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I did live in Atlanta.

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But it was for college.

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I lived in Illinois until[br]I went to college.

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You know what I think it is?

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As much as it upsets me to say this,

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maybe I said in a video years ago[br]that I live in Atlanta

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and they were like,

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"Okay, this guy looks thirteen,[br]and he lives in Atlanta.

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So that's when he moved to Georgia."

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But really I was in college[br]and I just looked thirteen.

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That's like, the only guess I have,[br]is that they just kind of like,

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mis-aged me,

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and were like, "Yeah, you're thirteen.

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And you go to high school in Atlanta."[br](laughs)

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Danny became interested[br]in social media networks

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while attending high school,

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as most of his friends were active on social networks[br]such as Vine, Facebook, and Instagram.

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Vine didn't come out[br]until I was in college, actually.

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These are things that[br]you could just Google.

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What if I just google,

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How old was Danny in June 2012?

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Guess I should specify that.[br]Danny Gonzalez.

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I don't--

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Little vain of me to think[br]that that would come up.

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His birthday was in June of 1994.

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So he was 18 in June of 2012.[br]He had just graduated high school.

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Not that freakin' hard to figure out.

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He was physically active, as he played[br]soccer, football,

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and was also a member [br]of his high school's drama club.

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This is so freakin'...

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strange.

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Maybe if you search "Danny Gonzalez"

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like, a picture of somebody[br]playing soccer comes up?

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I did not play soccer in high school.

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I did not play football in high school.

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Not seeing anybody playing soccer.

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This guy looks pretty strong.

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Maybe they saw this,

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thought this was me,

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and were like, "How did he get so strong?"

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Oh wait! Lookit!

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Ohhh shit.

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Do you think they scrolled[br]down all the way to here,

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saw this picture of a guy[br]that's clearly not me,

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and thought to themselves,

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"Ohhhh. He played soccer in[br]high school. Very cool."

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Okay, so, I played soccer and football--

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Honestly, my life sounds way cooler[br]in this article than it does in real life.

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I was like the new kid in high school[br]in the big city of Atlanta,

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I was the star of the[br]football and soccer team.

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Danny matriculated in 2012--

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Okay, so they DO know when I matric--

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They know when I graduated.

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I'm assuming that's[br]what "matriculated" means.

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To be enrolled at a college or university.

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So what they're saying is,

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"Danny enrolled in 2012, and[br]then enrolled in Georgia Tech."

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So they know when I started college, then.

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So they know that Vine didn't exist

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if they had just like, taken[br]one second to think about it.

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Danny launched his career on the Internet[br]while attending high school

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as his Vine account numbered[br]more than 2 million followers.

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Dude, the words they use in this[br]article are kind of impressive though.

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"Matriculated."

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The next sentence says,

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"He launched his eh--

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Ep--

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Eh-PONY-miss Youtube Channel.

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Ee-PONY-miss.

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Eponymous?

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It's got the word "pony" in there.

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"He launched his pony-themed[br]Youtube channel on September 9th, 2014,

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and has since gathered more[br]than 4.1 million subscribers.

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Okay, they wrote this[br]article a little while ago.

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What is epi-- "epinomous" mean?

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It means,

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"Giving their name to something."

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Okay, so it's like my[br]self-titled Youtube channel.

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Danny's love life, is he married?

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Okay, there's a bunch of[br]weird shit in here too, I remember.

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Oh yeah.

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Laura is a dancer and photographer,

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whose Instagram account is[br]followed by over 5,000 people.

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Again, they're making[br]shit up for Laura, too!

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I don't know where they found, like,[br]I-- okay,

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she has an Instagram?

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So that makes her a photographer?

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And maybe she--

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No, she's never danced. On anything.

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So I don't know where they got that.

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I like how I said she's NEVER danced.

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(rock music playing)[br]"She's-- she's NEVER danced.

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Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright?

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She's got two left feet.

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Literally.[br](sad piano music)

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She has this weird condition[br]where both of her feet are left feet.

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She's never danced.

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She is also said to be a model.

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She's not one, but everyone says so.

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Hobbies and interests.

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Alright, before I even read[br]this part of the article,

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I'm gonna say what, like, my actual[br]hobbies and interests are,

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and then we will see how[br]closely it lines up with

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what is in the article.

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Okay?

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Hobbies and interests.

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I like to...

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uh, produce music.

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That's one of my biggest hobbies.

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I like playing guitar.

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Interests?

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I like Star Wars a lot.

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That's like one of my big, like,[br]movie franchises that I'm into.

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What other hobbies do I have?

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I've got friends that[br]live in cool locations,

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so I like to go visit friends.

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And, honestly, making videos is[br]kind of a hobby as well.

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Okay.

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Danny is keen on traveling and[br]has been to several US states.

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Okay, so I did say that[br]I like to go visit friends.

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I like that they say[br]I really like traveling

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because I've been to several US states.[br](sparkling sound)

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(wholesome guitar music) [br]"Danny has been to more than one state in his life,

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so I guess you could say[br]he's kind of a world traveler.

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He's explored exotic cultures such as

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Colorado and Wisconsin."

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While he prefers to be in nature[br]surrounded by trees and animals--

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I feel like that's taking some liberties.

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I'm trying to figure out

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if I've ever posted like, a picture[br]of me in the middle of the woods

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surrounded by animals like[br]I'm in Snow White.

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Okay, there's a-- there's a picture[br]from August of 2020

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of me in a field of sunflowers.

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And there's a picture of me[br]in an apple orchard with Laura.

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Okay. No, you know what?

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From what I've posted on social media,

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the nature thing makes sense.

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I've got some pictures of[br]me in natural locations.

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None surrounded by animals.

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I'm trying to think if[br]I've ever been, like, in a--

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surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves[br]and like taken a quick picture.

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(wolves howling)[br]I love it here.

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This rules. I prefer this over[br]the big city any day.

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He likes to dress up[br]and attend cosplay events.

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I don't think I've ever[br]been to a cosplay event

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in my whole life.

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I don't know where they got that from.

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So there's this picture of[br]me in a grape costume

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that was for, actually it was cause

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we went to a filming, a taping[br]of, uh, a game show.

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What's it, what was it called...

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Let's Make A Deal.[br](ding)

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Um, which Laura was actually on.

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And she actually got to[br]talk to Wayne Brady.

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So if you can find this episode,

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you can see me and[br]Laura dressed as grapes.

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And there's the picture of me[br]dressed as Kuzco for Halloween, so.

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I guess that's where they got[br]me attending cosplay events?

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"Danny likes to dress up as grapes

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and go to grape cosplaying events.

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You ever heard of Fruit Con?

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Everybody dresses up[br]as their favorite fruit.

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They have panels where[br]you can listen to grapefruits

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talk about what it's[br]like in the industry."

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Danny is a lover of animals[br]but doesn't have a pet

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because he would lack time[br]to take proper care of it.

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That's kinda fucked up.

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(whimsical, cheekt music)[br]"Danny doesn't have a pet

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cause he wouldn't--

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he's la-- he wouldn't take time

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to take care of it.

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So he can't do that."

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I actually do have a pet.

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I have three, so.

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Fuck you.

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And I don't take care of any of them.

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I haven't seen them in WEEKS, so.

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I guess I don't really know[br]if I have pets anymore, because

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I haven't seen them.

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But I did at one time.

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That's kinda mean.

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I definitely post pictures of[br]Sundae all the time,

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and when I had Peanut[br]I posted pictures of her all the time.

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And Laura has two guinea pigs, so.

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Don't know where they're getting that.

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I could have even more pets, dude.

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I'm gonna adopt three more dogs[br]just to prove them wrong.

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Oh wait, I missed this part.

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He is quite physically active

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and he occasionally plays basketball[br]and soccer with his friends

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and also has several training[br]sessions at the gym each week.

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Well, that's kinda nice.

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They think I'm strong?

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I don't play basketball or soccer.

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I do go to the gym sometimes, so.

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Glad it's finally paying off[br](rock music plays)

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and wiki dot...

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whatever this website is[br]is finally taking notice.

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Anyway, that's pretty much[br]the end of the article.

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They get my favorite[br]movies totally wrong.

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They say my favorite movies are

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Pulp Fiction, Fight Club,[br]and The Godfather.

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I've never seen two of those.

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And they say my favorite actors are[br]Bruce Willis and John Travolta,

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when, to be honest,

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I don't give a shit about them.

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Bruce Willis and John Travolta aren't[br]even close to my favorite actors, alright?

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Actually I don't even think[br]I have a favorite actor, but

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it's ANYONE but these two.[br](kids saying "ew" sound)

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That was the first article.

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This one is INSANE.

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I actually haven't read[br]any of this article

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except for just the one snippet

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that somebody posted in my subreddit.

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So I only know that[br]that one part is insane.

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So maybe the rest of[br]it is perfectly normal

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and then there's just[br]one huge glaring issue.

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We will find out.

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This website is called

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Hollywood ZAM.

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Hollywood zam, zaddy.

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Danny Gonzalez is an internet celebrity

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and actor from Wheaton, Illinois.

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Ooh, they put actor in there, that's cool.

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These articles really do make[br]my life sound cooler than it is.

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I'm playing basketball and soccer[br]all the time,

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I'm an Actor.

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I'm a Youtuber, musician, Twitch streamer,

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media face--

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What is "media face?"

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It sounds like another word for like,[br]spokesperson or something.

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I'm the media face for...

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uh,

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I don't know.

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Kohl's.

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And they just put my face[br]on all of the media that they have.

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Every commercial is just

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my face.[br](woman voiceover) Kohl's cash!

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He is well known throughout the country

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for his outstanding Youtube videos.

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Thank you!

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Danny was born in Wheaton, Illinois[br]in the United States.

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He has claimed to be [br]residing in the United States.

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Danny will be 27 years old in 2021.

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This is all good so far.

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After finishing elementary school

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he went to Wheaton North High School.

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I did go to middle school[br]in between there,

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but thanks for assuming, I guess,

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that I skipped three years

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and went straight from fifth grade[br]to being a freshman in high school.

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"Yeah, I was sort of a whiz kid.

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Started high school when I was 10."

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His eyes are a gorgeous warm blue.

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Blue can't be warm.

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Blue is a cold color!

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You can't make blue warm.

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How can you have a warm blue?

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I'm gonna google "warm blue."

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WARM blue.

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Doesn't look warm to me.

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"Danny's eyes are warm blue,

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and what we mean by that are that

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his irises are blue,

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but then the white parts of his eyes

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are actually RED.[br](sizzling sound, rock music)

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They're red hot.

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They're actually hot to the touch,

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and he gets third degree burns[br]every time he blinks.

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It is a serious medical condition

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and they are gorgeous.[br](ding sound, crowds cheering)

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His chest, waist, and hip dimensions,

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as well as his dress size,[br]shoe and biceps,

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are all unknown.

0:11:04.362,0:11:07.251
This website is kind of making me sound[br]cool and mysterious.

0:11:07.251,0:11:09.289
"Scientists are still trying to figure out

0:11:09.289,0:11:11.817
what his chest and waist dimensions are.

0:11:11.817,0:11:13.597
Our best scientists are on the case

0:11:13.597,0:11:15.398
and they still haven't[br]been able to figure it out.

0:11:15.398,0:11:16.820
And all those dresses he wears?

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We can't figure out what size those are."

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Gonzalez and his family[br]live a comfortable life.

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He frequently sends pictures of[br]his home to his admirers.

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Have I ever posted a picture[br]of my house on social media?

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Probably like the inside of my house.

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Am I frequently sending pictures[br]of my home to my admirers?

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That makes it sound like I'm, like,

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taking a picture and printing it out,

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putting it in an envelope and like,[br]sending it to my fans,

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it's just a picture of like, my kitchen.

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Could be some[br]pretty tight merch, actually.

0:11:40.808,0:11:42.550
Fifty bucks? Anyone?

0:11:42.550,0:11:44.857
I'll mail you a picture of my "gar-age"?

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Let me tell you that his home is furnished

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with some great sofas, lamps,[br]kitchen equipment, and other items.

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First off, I love that the artic--

0:11:52.578,0:11:55.851
like, the author of this article has[br]remained very, like, unbiased

0:11:55.851,0:11:57.518
and like, speaking in the third person

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until they get to my home[br]and they're like,

0:11:59.230,0:12:00.610
(cheeky music)[br]"Let me give you the scoop.

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I gotta tell you about his house.

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Straight from me to you.

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He's got some great sofas.[br]He's got phenomenal lamps.

0:12:07.585,0:12:09.194
(crowd cheering)

0:12:09.194,0:12:09.986
Look at that shit."

0:12:09.986,0:12:11.803
His home has a white[br]color design throughout.

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That's called,

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"We're too scared to hang up art[br]or anything on our walls

0:12:15.260,0:12:17.411
cause we-- we're afraid[br]we don't-- we won't like it,

0:12:17.411,0:12:18.685
so all of our walls are bare."

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Danny is an actor, writer, and director

0:12:21.596,0:12:23.823
according to his IMDB profile.

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What?

0:12:24.431,0:12:25.853
Do I have an IMDB profile?

0:12:25.853,0:12:29.124
Danny Gonzalez IMDB.

0:12:29.124,0:12:32.488
Danny Gonzalez is known for[br]his work on Camp Unplug--

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Ohhhh.

0:12:33.683,0:12:35.340
Danny Gonzalez: Help Let Me Go.

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Is that-- why is that a movie?

0:12:36.730,0:12:39.784
Someone put "Help Let Me Go"[br]on IMDB as a movie?

0:12:39.784,0:12:40.453
Who did this?

0:12:40.453,0:12:42.739
Don't you have to have, like,[br]a paid membership on IMDB

0:12:42.739,0:12:44.132
to edit stuff like this?

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And it's got ratings!

0:12:45.236,0:12:47.983
Honestly, really good.[br]Nine and half stars, goddamn!

0:12:47.983,0:12:49.234
Critics are loving it, dude.

0:12:49.234,0:12:50.320
I wanna see this movie.

0:12:50.320,0:12:51.431
What is the synopsis?

0:12:51.431,0:12:53.579
The adventures of a[br]radioactive dolphin man

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and his crime-fighting sidekick.

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And they put me as the

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writer and director of[br]this movie. And star.

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So I guess that's why,[br]uh, this article thinks

0:13:02.169,0:13:04.219
that I'm a writer, director, and actor.

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And I guess I was also a[br]director in Danny Gonzalez.

0:13:07.512,0:13:08.774
Is this like my Youtube--

0:13:08.774,0:13:11.498
okay, yeah, it's my just Youtube channel.[br]Has an IMDB page too.

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Okay, cool.

0:13:12.154,0:13:15.800
Gonzalez has an incredible voice[br]and vocal tone as a singer.

0:13:15.800,0:13:17.418
Thank you guys, goddamn!

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Okay. Alright.

0:13:18.224,0:13:20.109
This is the insane part.[br]Are you ready for this?

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This is the part that someone posted[br]on my subreddit and I was like,

0:13:23.258,0:13:24.745
"Holy shit. What the--

0:13:24.883,0:13:26.540
What the hell and what the F?"

0:13:26.540,0:13:28.401
Relationship status: married or single?

0:13:28.401,0:13:30.853
Danny Gonzalez is a gifted[br]and inquisitive person.

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Doesn't have anything to do[br]with my relationship status.

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"You're wondering if Danny's single?

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Well, he's actually pretty inquisitive.[br](thoughtful piano music)

0:13:36.512,0:13:38.798
He's a curious fellow. [br]Does that answer your question?"

0:13:38.798,0:13:41.298
Acoording to sources, he has been in[br]a relationship with Laura.

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They attended the same high school[br]and frequently interacted.

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That's true.

0:13:45.277,0:13:48.302
While dating we did interact[br]pretty frequently, I would say.

0:13:48.302,0:13:50.984
There was some[br]near-constant interaction, actually.

0:13:50.984,0:13:52.595
They had been together[br]for quite some time.

0:13:52.595,0:13:53.627
They got married, okay.

0:13:53.627,0:13:55.105
Here's the crazy shit, ready?

0:13:55.105,0:13:57.814
Laura Gonzalez, according[br]to some accounts,

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DIED on August 30, 2021,

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for unexplained reasons.

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(echoing) HUH?????

0:14:02.927,0:14:05.215
You're just gonna fucking make up[br]that my wife died?

0:14:05.215,0:14:06.070
What the hell?

0:14:06.070,0:14:07.254
Who said that?

0:14:07.254,0:14:07.985
I wanna know.

0:14:07.985,0:14:10.396
This is where it just gets[br]way too creepy for me.

0:14:10.396,0:14:12.413
Like that's weird for them to say.

0:14:12.413,0:14:14.975
Yeah, they literally just, like,[br]made up that my wife died

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and were like,

0:14:15.343,0:14:16.266
"We can put that in the article.

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According to SOME sources.

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(whispering) Us. We're the--

0:14:19.260,0:14:21.187
it's us. We're the sources.[br]We made it up.

0:14:21.187,0:14:21.759
She died.

0:14:21.759,0:14:22.714
For unexplained reasons.

0:14:22.714,0:14:25.581
The reasons have been unexplained[br]because the sources, (us)

0:14:25.581,0:14:26.513
have not explained it.

0:14:26.513,0:14:26.993
And we won't."

0:14:26.993,0:14:29.046
Just so everyone knows,[br]Laura's fine, alright?

0:14:29.046,0:14:31.267
We just went to the Tyler[br]the Creator concert this week.

0:14:31.267,0:14:33.107
So there's us at the[br]Tyler the Creator concert

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That picture is Real.

0:14:34.467,0:14:36.083
And my wife is Alive.

0:14:36.083,0:14:37.050
Anyways, uh,

0:14:37.050,0:14:38.842
I guess those are the two articles[br]I wanna talk about.

0:14:38.842,0:14:40.828
Let's see if there's anything else[br]here that we wanna look at.

0:14:40.828,0:14:43.330
These 2 vegetables will[br]kill your belly fat,

0:14:43.330,0:14:46.733
a teaspoon on an empty[br]stomach burns 12 pounds of fat,

0:14:46.733,0:14:48.384
Lot of fat loss stuff here.

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Not sure...

0:14:50.081,0:14:51.265
what that's about.

0:14:51.265,0:14:52.809
Anyway. Moral of the story:

0:14:52.809,0:14:55.613
(rock music)[br]quit making shit up about me, articles!

0:14:55.613,0:14:56.583
Honestly, like...

0:14:58.350,0:14:59.083
can I sue them?

0:14:59.294,0:14:59.951
I don't know.

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Nah, I probably couldn't sue them.

0:15:00.967,0:15:02.632
But I could review my legal options.

0:15:02.632,0:15:04.672
(rock music begins again)[br]Articles, quit making shit up about me

0:15:04.672,0:15:06.660
or I'm gonna review my[br]legal options, alright?

0:15:06.660,0:15:07.718
In fact, I already am.

0:15:07.718,0:15:09.324
In my head, I'm reviewing them right now.

0:15:09.324,0:15:11.888
And, uh, it's not looking[br]good for you guys.

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So quit making shit up,

0:15:12.821,0:15:15.080
keep my name out of[br]your goddamn mouth, actually

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and, uh,

0:15:16.181,0:15:19.071
if you want info about[br]me, just ask, alright?

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I just made a whole ass video where I just

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talked about nothing but my life.

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So I'm an open book.

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