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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\Nsecond channel, everybody,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've got a crazy video today.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna crack open a nice\Nsparkling water
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crack, pop, fizz)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUCK!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My keyboard, that's very cool.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even get the cap off,\Nby the way,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's still on and it's just sprayed out\Nlike that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very cool.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope I didn't just totally\Ndestroy my keyboard.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go get a towel real quick.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cartoon running sound effect)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll just toss this over there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wet slapping noise)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll open the rest of this lid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(electronic rave music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, today we're gonna\Nbe talking about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these weird ass articles
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that these companies\Nwrite about Youtubers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did a video on my main channel\Nlike, a long time ago
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about these articles, but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since then I feel like they've gotten\Neven worse.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Companies like this, whatever wiki\Nwebsite this is,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will try to like, write an article
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with anything that you might\Nsearch about someone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, "Danny Gonzalez Wife, Age,\NNet Worth, Married."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got "wife" and "married"\Nin the same thing, like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sure, we know he has a wife,\Nbut are they married?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll try to like, compile all\Nof these things into an article,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that way if you google, like,\N"Danny Gonzalez age"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this comes up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they'll also try to like fill it\Nwith information that, I-- they--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause they'll just make shit up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what I think has happened\Nover the years
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that one article will kind of, like,\Noverexaggerate how much they know,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then another article will take info\Nfrom THAT article
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then they'll fudge a little bit more,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's just this like snowballing effect\Nto now, like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these articles have, just like,\Nshit that is nowhere near true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially the second article\Nwe're gonna be talking about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got two articles here,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of them someone tweeted at me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then some-- another one was\Nin the subreddit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you guys for sharing these.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it is pretty bizarre.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, I'm getting on here\Nto set the record straight,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's a lot of false\Ninformation being spread about me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I guess I gotta correct\Nthe record, alright?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this one's on this\Nwebsite called Wiki.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny Gonzalez was born in\NIllinois, USA, on June 12th, 1994.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That beautiful city Illinois, USA1.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds\NAmerican nationality.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so far we're doing pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's where things start\Nto go a little bit awry.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny was raised an only child--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Illinois by his Mexican parents--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do have a quarter Mexican in me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's just on my dad's side, so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not call my parents\Nmy Mexican parents.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who were both in the\Nreal estate business--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where the\Nfuck they got that from.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I've ever talked\Nabout what my parents do for a living
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in any of my videos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know if they're\Njust making that up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or they, like, misinterpreted\Nsomething I said one time,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like my-- if I said like I have--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my parents own a house?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they were like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh! So they're in the\Nreal estate business."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess technically true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have one investment property.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's where they live.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the age of thirteen, he moved\Nwith his family
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Atlanta, Georgia and\Nenrolled at a high school there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thud sound)\NNot true.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is something I've seen before\Nin other articles,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm assuming they got it from those,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they were wrong and so is this one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People who write this article,\Nif you're watching this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,listen up, alright?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna te--\NI'm gonna set the record straight.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not move to Atlanta in high school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did live in Atlanta.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was for college.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lived in Illinois until\NI went to college.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I think it is?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As much as it upsets me to say this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe I said in a video years ago\Nthat I live in Atlanta
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they were like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay, this guy looks thirteen,\Nand he lives in Atlanta.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's when he moved to Georgia."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But really I was in college\Nand I just looked thirteen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like, the only guess I have,\Nis that they just kind of like,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mis-aged me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and were like, "Yeah, you're thirteen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you go to high school in Atlanta."\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny became interested\Nin social media networks
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while attending high school,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as most of his friends were active on social networks\Nsuch as Vine, Facebook, and Instagram.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vine didn't come out\Nuntil I was in college, actually.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are things that\Nyou could just Google.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I just google,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How old was Danny in June 2012?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I should specify that.\NDanny Gonzalez.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little vain of me to think\Nthat that would come up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His birthday was in June of 1994.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he was 18 in June of 2012.\NHe had just graduated high school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that freakin' hard to figure out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was physically active, as he played\Nsoccer, football, and was also a member
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of his high school's drama club.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so freakin'...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strange.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe if you search "Danny Gonzalez"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, a picture of somebody\Nplaying soccer comes up?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not play soccer in high school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not play football in high school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not seeing anybody playing soccer.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy looks pretty strong.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe they saw this,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought this was me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and were like, "How did he get so strong?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait! Lookit!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh shit.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think they scrolled\Ndown all the way to here,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,saw this picture of a guy\Nthat's clearly not me,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thought to themselves,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ohhhh. He played soccer in\Nhigh school. Very cool."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so, I played soccer and football--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, my life sounds way cooler\Nin this article than it does in real life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like the new kid in high school\Nin the big city of Atlanta,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was the star of the\Nfootball and soccer team.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny matriculated in 2012--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so they DO know when I matriculated.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They know when I graduated.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm assuming that's\Nwhat "matriculated" means.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be enrolled at a college or university.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what they're saying is,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Danny enrolled in 2012, and\Nthen enrolled in Georgia Tech."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they know when I started college, then.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they know that Vine didn't exist
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if they had just like, taken\None second to think about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny launched his career on the Internet\Nwhile attending high school
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as his Vine account numbered\Nmore than 2 million followers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, the words they use in this\Narticle are kind of impressive though.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Matriculated."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next sentence says,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He launched his eh--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ep--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh-PONY-miss Youtube Channel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ee-pony-miss.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eponymous?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got the word "pony" in there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He launched his pony-themed\NYoutube channel on September 9th, 2014,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has since gathered more\Nthan 4.1 million subscribers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, they wrote this\Narticle a little while ago.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is epi-- "epinomous" mean?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Give their name to something."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so it's like my\Nself-titled Youtube channel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danny's love life, is he married?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, there's a bunch of\Nweird shit in here too, I remember.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laura is a dancer and photographer,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose Instagram account is\Nfollowed by over 5,000 people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, they're making\Nshit up for Laura, too!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where they found, like,\NI-- okay,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she has an Instagram?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that makes her a photographer?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe she--
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she's never danced. On anything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know where they got that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like how I said she's NEVER danced.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She's NEVER danced.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got two left feet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Literally. She's got this weird condition\Nwhere both of her feet are left feet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's never danced.