9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Welcome back to the[br]second channel, everybody, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we've got a crazy video today. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm gonna crack open a nice[br]sparkling water 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (crack, pop, fizz) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 AH! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 FUCK! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My keyboard, that's very cool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't even get the cap off,[br]by the way, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's still on and it's just sprayed out[br]like that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's very cool. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hope I didn't just totally[br]destroy my keyboard. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let me go get a towel real quick. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (cartoon running sound effect) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I'll just toss this over there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (wet slapping noise) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Damn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I'll open the rest of this lid. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (electronic rave music) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Alright, today we're gonna[br]be talking about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 these weird ass articles 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that these companies[br]write about Youtubers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did a video on my main channel[br]like, a long time ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about these articles, but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 since then I feel like they've gotten[br]even worse. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Companies like this, whatever wiki[br]website this is, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will try to like, write an article 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with anything that you might[br]search about someone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so, "Danny Gonzalez Wife, Age,[br]Net Worth, Married." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's got "wife" and "married"[br]in the same thing, like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Sure, we know he has a wife,[br]but are they married?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They'll try to like, compile all[br]of these things into an article, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that way if you google, like,[br]"Danny Gonzalez age" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this comes up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But they'll also try to like fill it[br]with information that, I-- they-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cause they'll just make shit up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And what I think has happened[br]over the years 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that one article will kind of, like,[br]overexaggerate how much they know, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then another article will take info[br]from THAT article 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then they'll fudge a little bit more, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and it's just this like snowballing effect[br]to now, like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 these articles have, just like,[br]shit that is nowhere near true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Especially the second article[br]we're gonna be talking about. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've got two articles here, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 one of them someone tweeted at me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then some-- another one was[br]in the subreddit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So thank you guys for sharing these. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But it is pretty bizarre. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Really, I'm getting on here[br]to set the record straight, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because there's a lot of false[br]information being spread about me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And I guess I gotta correct[br]the record, alright? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So this one's on this[br]website called Wiki. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Let's take a look. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny Gonzalez was born in[br]Illinois, USA, on June 12th, 1994. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That beautiful city Illinois, USA1. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds[br]American nationality. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, so far we're doing pretty good. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Here's where things start[br]to go a little bit awry. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny was raised an only child-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (thud sound)[br]Not true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in Illinois by his Mexican parents-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (thud sound)[br]Not true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I do have a quarter Mexican in me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but it's just on my dad's side, so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would not call my parents[br]my Mexican parents. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who were both in the[br]real estate business-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know where the[br]fuck they got that from. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't think I've ever talked[br]about what my parents do for a living 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in any of my videos. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I don't know if they're[br]just making that up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or they, like, misinterpreted[br]something I said one time, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like my-- if I said like I have-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 my parents own a house? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And they were like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oh! So they're in the[br]real estate business." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I guess technically true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They have one investment property. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's where they live. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At the age of thirteen, he moved[br]with his family 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to Atlanta, Georgia and[br]enrolled at a high school there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (thud sound)[br]Not true. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is something I've seen before[br]in other articles, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so I'm assuming they got it from those, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but they were wrong and so is this one. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 People who write this article,[br]if you're watching this, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 listen up, alright? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm gonna te--[br]I'm gonna set the record straight. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did not move to Atlanta in high school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did live in Atlanta. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But it was for college. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I lived in Illinois until[br]I went to college. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know what I think it is? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 As much as it upsets me to say this, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 maybe I said in a video years ago[br]that I live in Atlanta 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and they were like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Okay, this guy looks thirteen,[br]and he lives in Atlanta. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So that's when he moved to Georgia." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But really I was in college[br]and I just looked thirteen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's like, the only guess I have,[br]is that they just kind of like, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mis-aged me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and were like, "Yeah, you're thirteen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And you go to high school in Atlanta."[br](laughs) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny became interested[br]in social media networks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 while attending high school, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as most of his friends were active on social networks[br]such as Vine, Facebook, and Instagram. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Vine didn't come out[br]until I was in college, actually. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 These are things that[br]you could just Google. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What if I just google, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How old was Danny in June 2012? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Guess I should specify that.[br]Danny Gonzalez. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Little vain of me to think[br]that that would come up. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 His birthday was in June of 1994. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So he was 18 in June of 2012.[br]He had just graduated high school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not that freakin' hard to figure out. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He was physically active, as he played[br]soccer, football, and was also a member 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of his high school's drama club. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is so freakin'... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 strange. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maybe if you search "Danny Gonzalez" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like, a picture of somebody[br]playing soccer comes up? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did not play soccer in high school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I did not play football in high school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Not seeing anybody playing soccer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This guy looks pretty strong. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maybe they saw this, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thought this was me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and were like, "How did he get so strong?" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh wait! Lookit! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ohhh shit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you think they scrolled[br]down all the way to here, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 saw this picture of a guy[br]that's clearly not me, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and thought to themselves, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Ohhhh. He played soccer in[br]high school. Very cool." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, so, I played soccer and football-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Honestly, my life sounds way cooler[br]in this article than it does in real life. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was like the new kid in high school[br]in the big city of Atlanta, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was the star of the[br]football and soccer team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny matriculated in 2012-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, so they DO know when I matriculated. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 They know when I graduated. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm assuming that's[br]what "matriculated" means. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To be enrolled at a college or university. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So what they're saying is, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Danny enrolled in 2012, and[br]then enrolled in Georgia Tech." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So they know when I started college, then. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So they know that Vine didn't exist 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if they had just like, taken[br]one second to think about it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny launched his career on the Internet[br]while attending high school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as his Vine account numbered[br]more than 2 million followers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dude, the words they use in this[br]article are kind of impressive though. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Matriculated." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The next sentence says, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He launched his eh-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ep-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Eh-PONY-miss Youtube Channel. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ee-pony-miss. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Eponymous? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's got the word "pony" in there. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "He launched his pony-themed[br]Youtube channel on September 9th, 2014, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and has since gathered more[br]than 4.1 million subscribers. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, they wrote this[br]article a little while ago. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is epi-- "epinomous" mean? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It means, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Give their name to something." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, so it's like my[br]self-titled Youtube channel. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Danny's love life, is he married? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, there's a bunch of[br]weird shit in here too, I remember. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh yeah. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Laura is a dancer and photographer, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whose Instagram account is[br]followed by over 5,000 people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Again, they're making[br]shit up for Laura, too! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know where they found, like,[br]I-- okay, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she has an Instagram? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So that makes her a photographer? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And maybe she-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, she's never danced. On anything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 So I don't know where they got that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I like how I said she's NEVER danced. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "She's NEVER danced. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's got two left feet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Literally. She's got this weird condition[br]where both of her feet are left feet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 She's never danced.