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Welcome back to the
second channel, everybody,

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we've got a crazy video today.

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I'm gonna crack open a nice
sparkling water

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(crack, pop, fizz)

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AH!

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FUCK!

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My keyboard, that's very cool.

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I didn't even get the cap off,
by the way,

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it's still on and it's just sprayed out
like that.

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That's very cool.

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Okay.

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Hope I didn't just totally
destroy my keyboard.

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Let me go get a towel real quick.

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(cartoon running sound effect)

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And I'll just toss this over there.

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(wet slapping noise)

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Damn.

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And I'll open the rest of this lid.

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(electronic rave music)

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Alright.

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Alright, today we're gonna
be talking about

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these weird ass articles

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that these companies
write about Youtubers.

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I did a video on my main channel
like, a long time ago

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about these articles, but

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since then I feel like they've gotten
even worse.

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Companies like this, whatever wiki
website this is,

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will try to like, write an article

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with anything that you might
search about someone

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so, "Danny Gonzalez Wife, Age,
Net Worth, Married."

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It's got "wife" and "married"
in the same thing, like,

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"Sure, we know he has a wife,
but are they married?"

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They'll try to like, compile all
of these things into an article,

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that way if you google, like,
"Danny Gonzalez age"

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this comes up.

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But they'll also try to like fill it
with information that, I-- they--

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they don't know.

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Cause they'll just make shit up.

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And what I think has happened
over the years

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is that one article will kind of, like,
overexaggerate how much they know,

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and then another article will take info
from THAT article

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and then they'll fudge a little bit more,

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and it's just this like snowballing effect
to now, like,

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these articles have, just like,
shit that is nowhere near true.

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Especially the second article
we're gonna be talking about.

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I've got two articles here,

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one of them someone tweeted at me,

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and then some-- another one was
in the subreddit.

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So thank you guys for sharing these.

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But it is pretty bizarre.

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Really, I'm getting on here
to set the record straight,

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because there's a lot of false
information being spread about me.

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And I guess I gotta correct
the record, alright?

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So this one's on this
website called Wiki.

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Let's take a look.

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Danny Gonzalez was born in
Illinois, USA, on June 12th, 1994.

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That beautiful city Illinois, USA1.

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His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds
American nationality.

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Okay, so far we're doing pretty good.

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Here's where things start
to go a little bit awry.

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Danny was raised an only child--

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(thud sound)
Not true.

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in Illinois by his Mexican parents--

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(thud sound)
Not true.

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I do have a quarter Mexican in me,

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but it's just on my dad's side, so

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I would not call my parents
my Mexican parents.

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Who were both in the
real estate business--

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I don't know where the
fuck they got that from.

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I don't think I've ever talked
about what my parents do for a living

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in any of my videos.

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So I don't know if they're
just making that up

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or they, like, misinterpreted
something I said one time,

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like my-- if I said like I have--

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my parents own a house?

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And they were like,

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"Oh! So they're in the
real estate business."

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I guess technically true.

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They have one investment property.

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It's where they live.

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At the age of thirteen, he moved
with his family

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to Atlanta, Georgia and
enrolled at a high school there.

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(thud sound)
Not true.

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This is something I've seen before
in other articles,

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so I'm assuming they got it from those,

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but they were wrong and so is this one.

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People who write this article,
if you're watching this,

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listen up, alright?

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I'm gonna te--
I'm gonna set the record straight.

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I did not move to Atlanta in high school.

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I did live in Atlanta.

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But it was for college.

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I lived in Illinois until
I went to college.

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You know what I think it is?

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As much as it upsets me to say this,

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maybe I said in a video years ago
that I live in Atlanta

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and they were like,

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"Okay, this guy looks thirteen,
and he lives in Atlanta.

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So that's when he moved to Georgia."

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But really I was in college
and I just looked thirteen.

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That's like, the only guess I have,
is that they just kind of like,

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mis-aged me,

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and were like, "Yeah, you're thirteen.

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And you go to high school in Atlanta."
(laughs)

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Danny became interested
in social media networks

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while attending high school,

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as most of his friends were active on social networks
such as Vine, Facebook, and Instagram.

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Vine didn't come out
until I was in college, actually.

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These are things that
you could just Google.

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What if I just google,

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How old was Danny in June 2012?

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Guess I should specify that.
Danny Gonzalez.

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I don't--

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Little vain of me to think
that that would come up.

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His birthday was in June of 1994.

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So he was 18 in June of 2012.
He had just graduated high school.

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Not that freakin' hard to figure out.

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He was physically active, as he played
soccer, football, and was also a member

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of his high school's drama club.

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This is so freakin'...

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strange.

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Maybe if you search "Danny Gonzalez"

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like, a picture of somebody
playing soccer comes up?

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I did not play soccer in high school.

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I did not play football in high school.

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Not seeing anybody playing soccer.

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This guy looks pretty strong.

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Maybe they saw this,

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thought this was me,

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and were like, "How did he get so strong?"

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Oh wait! Lookit!

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Ohhh shit.

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Do you think they scrolled
down all the way to here,

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saw this picture of a guy
that's clearly not me,

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and thought to themselves,

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"Ohhhh. He played soccer in
high school. Very cool."

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Okay, so, I played soccer and football--

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Honestly, my life sounds way cooler
in this article than it does in real life.

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I was like the new kid in high school
in the big city of Atlanta,

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I was the star of the
football and soccer team.

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Danny matriculated in 2012--

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Okay, so they DO know when I matriculated.

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They know when I graduated.

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I'm assuming that's
what "matriculated" means.

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To be enrolled at a college or university.

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So what they're saying is,

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"Danny enrolled in 2012, and
then enrolled in Georgia Tech."

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So they know when I started college, then.

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So they know that Vine didn't exist

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if they had just like, taken
one second to think about it.

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Danny launched his career on the Internet
while attending high school

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as his Vine account numbered
more than 2 million followers.

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Dude, the words they use in this
article are kind of impressive though.

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"Matriculated."

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The next sentence says,

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"He launched his eh--

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Ep--

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Eh-PONY-miss Youtube Channel.

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Ee-pony-miss.

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Eponymous?

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It's got the word "pony" in there.

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"He launched his pony-themed
Youtube channel on September 9th, 2014,

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and has since gathered more
than 4.1 million subscribers.

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Okay, they wrote this
article a little while ago.

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What is epi-- "epinomous" mean?

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It means,

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"Give their name to something."

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Okay, so it's like my
self-titled Youtube channel.

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Danny's love life, is he married?

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Okay, there's a bunch of
weird shit in here too, I remember.

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Oh yeah.

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Laura is a dancer and photographer,

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whose Instagram account is
followed by over 5,000 people.

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Again, they're making
shit up for Laura, too!

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I don't know where they found, like,
I-- okay,

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she has an Instagram?

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So that makes her a photographer?

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And maybe she--

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No, she's never danced. On anything.

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So I don't know where they got that.

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I like how I said she's NEVER danced.

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"She's NEVER danced.

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Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright?

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She's got two left feet.

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Literally. She's got this weird condition
where both of her feet are left feet.

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She's never danced.