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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on guys? I am Matthias and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,welcome back to Reading Your Comments.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today we are reading all of your most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrasing stories that happened to you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in class. Ok? So I'm a about to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrase you yet again in front of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hundres of thousands of people. Yay!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the question of the day for the future
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,episode is "When was the last time you got
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gaught doing something you shouldn't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been doing. And I am not talking about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pervy stuff. There might be some pervy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stuff in there. But still, try not to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a perv, ok? Word it elegantly, please.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also make sure you go check out
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my vlog channel where I daily vlog
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Amanda Fayne. Go click that right there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you'll see me daily. Haha, sucker!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was in class and I was having my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perfomance task. It was a speech and then
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got so nervous I farted. Ugh! Everyone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was laughing at me and then I got an F
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for that. Thankfully my teacher made me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do it again alone since he had said I might
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrass myself again. I wish I can go
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back in time and stop that from happening.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you farted in public and your teacher
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taught you were being just a jerk and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,failed you because you farted in your speech.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that's a tough break.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Embarrassed and failed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the third day of prep and we were
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all sitting at our desks. My stomach was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feeling weird and then all of a sudden I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did a fart. [laughs] The chairs we were
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting on were plastic so the sound went
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all around the classroom. I blamed the fart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the kid sitting next to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah... [?] Have you ever done that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before? And did you blame somebody else?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Matthias:] Ummh... I've never done it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like in class.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in class we were taking a test and I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,droped my pencil. So I bend over to pick
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it up and let a loud one rip. Aw, big
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sock, guys! A big shock!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So everyone look at me and I try to play
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it off cool by whispering to my friend
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Was that you?" and she's like "No, I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty sure it was you." Let's just say
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she still makes fun of me for that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in school's award ceremony.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was the only one without an award.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So embarrassed. People were staring at me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate awkward ceremonies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, so I was in class and I needed to fart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sneeze at the same time. So when I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sneezed I farted and the teacher asked if
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to go to the bathroom. And everyone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was laughing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that the most embarrassing thing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that happens to most of these people is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they fart. Which can be pretty embarrassing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if your, you know, signifigant other or
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you call it "crush". I forgot, I'm so old now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot what that word is. What's a crush?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just kidding. Amanda is my crush
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the time. Shut up. Don't tell her.