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What's going on guys? I am Matthias and

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welcome back to Reading Your Comments.

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Today we are reading all of your most

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embarrasing stories that happened to you

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in class. Ok? So I'm a about to

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embarrase you yet again in front of

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hundres of thousands of people. Yay!

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And the question of the day for the future

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episode is "When was the last time you got

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gaught doing something you shouldn't

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have been doing. And I am not talking about

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pervy stuff. There might be some pervy

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stuff in there. But still, try not to be

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a perv, ok? Word it elegantly, please.

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Also make sure you go check out

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my vlog channel where I daily vlog

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with Amanda Fayne. Go click that right there

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and you'll see me daily. Haha, sucker!

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So I was in class and I was having my

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perfomance task. It was a speech and then

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I got so nervous I farted. Ugh! Everyone

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was laughing at me and then I got an F

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for that. Thankfully my teacher made me

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do it again alone since he had said I might

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embarrass myself again. I wish I can go

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back in time and stop that from happening.

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So you farted in public and your teacher

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taught you were being just a jerk and

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failed you because you farted in your speech.

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Man, that's a tough break.

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Embarrassed and failed.

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It was the third day of prep and we were

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all sitting at our desks. My stomach was

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feeling weird and then all of a sudden I

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did a fart. [laughs] The chairs we were

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sitting on were plastic so the sound went

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all around the classroom. I blamed the fart

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on the kid sitting next to me.

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Oh yeah... [?] Have you ever done that

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before? And did you blame somebody else?

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[Matthias:] Ummh... I've never done it

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like in class.

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So in class we were taking a test and I

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droped my pencil. So I bend over to pick

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it up and let a loud one rip. Aw, big

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sock, guys! A big shock!

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So everyone look at me and I try to play

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it off cool by whispering to my friend

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"Was that you?" and she's like "No, I'm

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pretty sure it was you." Let's just say

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she still makes fun of me for that.

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I was in school's award ceremony.

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I was the only one without an award.

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So embarrassed. People were staring at me.

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I hate awkward ceremonies.

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Ok, so I was in class and I needed to fart

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and sneeze at the same time. So when I

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sneezed I farted and the teacher asked if

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I need to go to the bathroom. And everyone

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was laughing.

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I think that the most embarrassing thing

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that happens to most of these people is

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that they fart. Which can be pretty embarrassing

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if your, you know, signifigant other or

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what you call it "crush". I forgot, I'm so old now.

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I forgot what that word is. What's a crush?

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I'm just kidding. Amanda is my crush

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all the time. Shut up. Don't tell her.