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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please welcome my guests with love,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.00,0:00:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve Drain and Timothy Phelps of the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.00,0:00:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wesboro Baptist Church; it's a type of religion.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.00,0:00:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[boos from crowd]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.00,0:00:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be mean. Don't be mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one are you, mate?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.00,0:00:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Steve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.00,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve, sit down bruv.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Timothy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Timothy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit down in comfort.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to bring you a sign, first of all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This says "Fag Pimp Brand".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make yourself comfy, mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this of course is clearly offensive as an object.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fag pimp Brand". And I'm depicted here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a very flattering photograph.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the face you made. You made the face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made the face, I pays the price.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fair enough, that's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it says here that I'm a fag pimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm English of course so being a fag pimp just means
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cigarette?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in the world of vitriolic hate speech
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fag means?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homosexual.\NIt means you're an advocate for sin,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a very loud one at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, I appreciate your vocal respect but
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these people are to explain something to me and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it does take courage and bravery to come in front of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a room full of people you think almost certainly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't gonnna agree with you so let's hear what
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have to say because I'm actually very interested.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fag pimp Brand. Ok, we're keeping this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make your living making a mockery of sin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, since you promote sin, you hate all these kind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people in your heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh, I don't. I love them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why he applauds your sin. Because he hates you all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't applaud any sins what's hurting people or yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You encourage them and then they burn in hell for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all eternity, so that's not very loving.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the Lord Jesus Christ said to love your neighbour as yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you love your neighbour as yourself by warning them when their
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sin is taking them to hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as a matter of fact, if you fail to warn your
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighbour, you hate your neighbour in your heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.00,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, by a bible standard, we love you all,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I know you can't believe that from your goofy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hallmark standard, but from a bible standard we love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.00,0:02:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And from a bible standard, he hates you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you probably hate each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a really tricky quiz of hate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve, Tim, do you mind if I do the, I mean I got some questions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here because it'll help us for our interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.00,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you come here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's our duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.00,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For your mission?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's our duty...\NTo warn these people to stop sinning.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bible says this: "Cry aloud, stare not, lift up thy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voice like a trumpet and show the people their transgressions."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.00,0:02:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you show people their transgressions without
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making it crystal clear what their sin is?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God hates fags.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I know it's not popular, but we're not making
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this stuff up. It's right in the bible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.00,0:02:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look there's three...\NAnd those that practice all those acts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.00,0:02:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, first of all, first of all we're not talking...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you lot. One at a time you will all get a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.00,0:02:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.00,0:02:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.00,0:03:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.00,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not talking about a base human passion
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you or I might feel, like you or I might hate each
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.00,0:03:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other, it's simply...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.00,0:03:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just so you know, I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.00,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I love you too. It's simply God's fixed
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.00,0:03:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,determination to punish the wicked in hell for their sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.00,0:03:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because he can. Because he's God. Because he's sovereign.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.00,0:03:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because he can. That's crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.00,0:03:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.00,0:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, so it's simply God condemning what is objectively
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and indefatigably wrong. That's what it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.00,0:03:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got you man, I understand that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.00,0:03:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well put, well put other than the accent. Very well put.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.00,0:03:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how this language is supposed to be spoken,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.00,0:03:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cheeky.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.00,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, we just preach the bible. We're not
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.00,0:03:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making this stuff up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.00,0:03:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's their catchphrase, I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The uk...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.00,0:03:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Westboro Baptist Church: We're not making this stuff up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.00,0:03:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is to be found also in Corinthians.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.00,0:03:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Verse four.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.00,0:04:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your next question?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.00,0:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel from what I've read of Jesus, and of what I've
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had explained to me, that his main message was
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.00,0:04:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,definitely tolerance and love and truth and beauty
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.00,0:04:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and acceptance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.00,0:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on. Except that you don't get to define the love of God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nor do you though!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on! Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.00,0:04:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We do that!\NThe bible does!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.00,0:04:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got this thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.00,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bible does, and here's a couple things that he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, he says that here's my love that you keep
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.00,0:04:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my commandments and my commandments are not grevious.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.00,0:04:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And second of all, he said he that sayeth...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.00,0:04:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look mate, you're good at the scripture and verse, but I gotta say this to ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.00,0:04:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you considered that the bible, like all religious doctrine,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.00,0:04:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may be allegorical and symbolic to direct us towards
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.00,0:04:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one holy entity of love as opposed to a specific
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,litigiousness text to direct the behaviour of human beings.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.00,0:04:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bible wasn't literally written by a cosmic entity,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.00,0:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was written by people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was written by the Holy Spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.00,0:05:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were moved by the Holy Ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.00,0:05:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure he does.\NIt was written by human beings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.00,0:05:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just making a mock of sin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.00,0:05:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God works in you. You don't have any stinking power
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.00,0:05:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your own, Russell. Get over yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.00,0:05:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree with you, I agree with that also.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.00,0:05:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have any power. If God doesn't move in
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.00,0:05:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you to do a thing, then you don't do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.00,0:05:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree with the basics, but it's just where it goes
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.00,0:05:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into sex stuff, because I just think it's such a low
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,priority when there's so many important things happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.00,0:05:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like don't you think, and this is a genuine question,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.00,0:05:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you think God thinks of the ecological
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,disaster and the growing power of corperations.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think he is worried about that more than
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.00,0:05:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bumming?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.00,0:05:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's time for the Westboro Baptist Church
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.00,0:05:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heaven or Hell? game. Tell me whether these people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.00,0:05:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to Heaven or Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.00,0:05:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1. Madonna
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.00,0:05:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.00,0:05:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.00,0:05:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Hanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.00,0:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely Tom Hanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.00,0:05:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What for?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.00,0:05:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon. He lives for himself for God's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.00,0:06:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Hanks, you've been very selfish.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.00,0:06:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides that, besides that, look. Anyone
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.00,0:06:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has a considerable platform, like you do, like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.00,0:06:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Hanks has, and you don't give God the glory, you don't give
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.00,0:06:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your maker the glory for making you and giving you that position...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.00,0:06:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do! I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.00,0:06:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you don't.\NThis is definitely due to a powerful cosmic entity
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.00,0:06:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that creates all energy and wants us all to be
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.00,0:06:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unified in love. If I didn't make that clear I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.00,0:06:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you do is you...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, there's good old bloody Krishna here,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dancing on the head of evil, to acknowledge that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.00,0:06:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything belongs to God.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an idol. It's an idol. You're fashioning...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.00,0:06:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, that's going to Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.00,0:06:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're fashioning a conception of God out of your own dark heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.00,0:06:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Hanks, Hell for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.00,0:06:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ghandi?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.00,0:06:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.00,0:06:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.00,0:06:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was trying his hardest!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.00,0:06:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I got the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! This is why Ghandi's going to hell. Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.00,0:06:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Billy Gram, ok, got rich off of this saying:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.00,0:06:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"God loves the sinner hates the sin". Gandhi's the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.00,0:07:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one who coined that phrase, Billy Gram said "I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.00,0:07:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna make some money off that."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.00,0:07:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gandhi put out that lie well before Billy Gram, and it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.00,0:07:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.00,0:07:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Gandhi goes to Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.00,0:07:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.00,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna watch that movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe more-so than Madonna.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.00,0:07:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe more than Madonna?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.00,0:07:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine Gandhi in a pointy bra, in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.00,0:07:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about these two. Firstly their not as big as
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.00,0:07:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.00,0:07:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.00,0:07:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno.\NOne's black one's white. Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.00,0:07:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, god, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.00,0:07:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.00,0:07:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if f***ing Gandhi's going down!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.00,0:07:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no, hold on.\NNone of us are safe!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.00,0:07:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll have a quick commercial break now, see you in a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.00,0:07:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up next, Rus has a surprise for the Westbro Baptists.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.00,0:07:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now we have here, what I can only describe as
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.00,0:07:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some homosexuals. Their my mates, I brought them here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.00,0:07:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's meet them now. Some gays.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.00,0:07:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Chere, Carlos, Sisi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.00,0:08:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we start the interview, if anyone's attracted
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.00,0:08:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to these three men, err, give me a call,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.00,0:08:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell Brand: Fag Pimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.00,0:08:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do you a very good price on Sisi.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.00,0:08:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, right, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.00,0:08:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need Jose to come and help me. Jose does sound
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.00,0:08:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and drives me here. Jose, please welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we start, you're not gay are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.00,0:08:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.00,0:08:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got the job. Stand there so you don't seem
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.00,0:08:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're behind the fellas because it'll unsettle
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.00,0:08:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them. The last thing they want is three gay men behind them.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.00,0:08:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now what is it? You're gay, Sisi?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.00,0:08:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Openly gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.00,0:08:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No he's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.00,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a Christian.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a filthy pervert.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.00,0:08:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an openly gay man and I'm a Christian because
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.00,0:08:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God is love and his love is for everybody, not
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.00,0:08:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just for you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.00,0:08:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless you repent for that sin you're going to go t hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.00,0:09:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, thou shall not lie with mankind as with
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.00,0:09:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,womankind, that's in the bible.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.00,0:09:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you say you believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.00,0:09:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think that's one of the most important bits.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.00,0:09:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no...Hey listen! There's not going to be any
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.00,0:09:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creation going on when two men get together, I
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.00,0:09:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can tell you that right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.00,0:09:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve, what worries me, to follow the you mustn't lay with men bit
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.00,0:09:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've got to ignore the tolerance and love bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.00,0:09:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's got to be more important. That's like
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.00,0:09:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as sub-clause. That's like smallprint.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.00,0:09:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not. No it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.00,0:09:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even think they meant that bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People in Sodom thought it was OK to be gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.00,0:09:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tim, Tim. Give us a second because we're trying to
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,construct a telly program.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.00,0:09:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys have to be civil. We're gonna respect you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.00,0:09:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you respect us, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a sodomising hypocrite.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.00,0:09:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't do that, no no.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah ah ah, no touching.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.00,0:09:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, don't be so cross.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.00,0:09:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.00,0:09:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop upsetting my mates.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.00,0:09:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're trying their best to be homophobic over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.00,0:10:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine, right, if we all go to Heaven and God's like
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.00,0:10:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You f***ing idiots."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.00,0:10:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! They told us!\NAnd that's what's going to happen
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.00,0:10:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's gonnna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.00,0:10:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, OK, I think I feel like
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you're nice people and I really like your passion and everything,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I just feel our first duty as human being is to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.00,0:10:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be loving and tolerant of one another, and I think
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're facing so much crisis and difficulty at this time on our planet
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.00,0:10:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we can't focus on people's private issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.00,0:10:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We love you enough to tell you what God's standard
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.00,0:10:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is, that's the...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.00,0:10:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you too. I love you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.00,0:10:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the definition of loving your neighbour.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.00,0:10:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you love me so much will you kiss me on the mouth?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.00,0:10:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, the Westboro Baptist Church and some lovely gay lads together.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.00,0:10:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a cuddle.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.00,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a cuddle.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.00,0:10:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.00,0:10:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a pat like this.