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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vieni a mordermi il pollice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.17,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spero tu sappia cosa ci giochiamo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti ficcherò un proiettile
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tra le scapole!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.21,0:00:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poi mi chiederò "Oh quale luce
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.00,0:00:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,irrompe da quello spiraglio?".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.86,0:00:22.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti aprirò il culo con i miei
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.57,0:00:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pentametri giambici, bastardo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le mie rime sono classiche,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.78,0:00:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la tua roba sembra redatta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.90,0:00:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da una bambinaia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.67,0:00:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sotto acidi,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.73,0:00:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,merdaccia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.63,0:00:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei come un Soulja Boy vecchio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.88,0:00:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e senza stile,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.30,0:00:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e senza palle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.49,0:00:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cazzo, è deprimente
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.60,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e per di più
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.48,0:00:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non sei un dottore!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.65,0:00:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non ho mai visto uno scrittore più banale
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.100,0:00:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di te, pivello!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.01,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scommetto che sei lo stesso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che ha scritto i libri di Twilight!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.01,0:00:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non vorrei e non potrei, sulla barchetta,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.26,0:00:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leggere uno di quei libri
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.56,0:00:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sfasciapalle che hai scritto!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Persino Ortone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.80,0:00:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non ti vuole sentire!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.95,0:00:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E Cindy Lou Who
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.88,0:00:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ha paura di te!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annoi tutti a morte,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.15,0:00:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con te le classi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.02,0:00:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sembrano il finale di MacBeth!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.95,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io intrattengo bambini di ogni età,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu devi tradurre
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ciò che scrivi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sulla pagina a fianco!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come sconfiggerai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.82,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il Gatto col Cappello?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bambini si nascondono
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.55,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando entro in scena,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pensi che tu, col tuo collare da barboncino
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,riesca a rapparmi contro?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'è persino un best-seller
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.81,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,solo sul mio ritorno!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.06,0:01:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come i Beatles cambierò
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.07,0:01:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lo stile dei miei pezzi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.09,0:01:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ognuno è una meraviglia
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.68,0:01:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con una pletora di significati!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.61,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu sei pateticamente prevedibile,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.58,0:01:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magari il tuo nuovo libro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potrebbe includere un metro trisillabo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.12,0:01:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e qualche Muppet di provincia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.24,0:01:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il Poeta è arrivato qui,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.11,0:01:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è un castello e sono il boss!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.85,0:01:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono il parlamento,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.41,0:01:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono certo di spaccare!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.13,0:01:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le mie rime sono più infette della peste
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.88,0:01:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che non ho mai preso, o del colera!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.70,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono come il capitano
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in una squadra di cricket,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.94,0:01:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mentre tu rimani in panchina!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, vai veloce, si,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.51,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vai veloce, è vero,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma vediamo come te la cavi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contro Cosa 1 e Cosa 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.85,0:01:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spaccheremo il tuo teatro!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.08,0:01:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, magari hai scritto il copione
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.56,0:01:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma siamo noi a tirare avanti lo show!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.51,0:01:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prendi il tuo linguagio forbito
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.10,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e rimandalo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a casa da mamma!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.97,0:01:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti prenderemo a calci in culo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.70,0:01:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con ai piedi i nostri pigiamoni!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.39,0:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amico, ti cucineremo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e mangeremo con
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.58,0:01:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prosciutto e uova verdi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.78,0:01:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti spaccheremo le gambe!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.10,0:01:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stai sicuro,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.16,0:02:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,siamo inarrestabili e
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non tutto finisce bene
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se siamo fuori dalla nostra gabbia!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.45,0:02:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stai dietro le quinte, Bill,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.40,0:02:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché sei stato suonato!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.30,0:02:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!