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Why is there a sixth night?!

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Why?!?

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Oh man... I love working at Disney World

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It's my favorite...

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Oh God no! What do I do?!

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!@#$

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You guys need to take some relaxation

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therapy classes. Get some scented candles


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take a nice herbal bath

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smoke some weed


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I don't care do something. Relax!

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Markiplier does not condone smokage

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of any herbal substances

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That duck is smart and apparently to the

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internet that duck is very

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sexy to some people.


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I know the internet is a little messed up

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place I've been here for a long time!!!

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No you don't it's not you.

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It's not you

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Hey you do you and I'll do me

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and we won't do each other... Probably

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That was a good poem right there.

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Get my over time pay check because for some reason

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I decided my hundred and twenty bucks

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a week wasn't good enough!

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!@#$ me for this!

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Six figure salary wouldn't be

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good enough for this.

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Okay...

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Don't move! Don't move!

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I didn't move

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I need to take at look at cha

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Yes!!!

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Mother of God!!!

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I am the king! Of Five Night's at Freddy!

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As you all may know that I've been told

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many times I need to go back to the sixth

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night. Oh God I'm never going to make it

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because it's still there! Go away!

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It's still there!

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Ahh!

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It's okay. Okay there he is.

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Bbb bird bird bird bird is the word.

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There you are.