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*Quiet singing*

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Oh, woah, woah!!

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Yeeeaaahhhh!

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Five-hundred-thousand!

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Five-hundred-thousand!!

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Half-a-million!!

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What is this song I'm singing? *laughs*

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*upbeat electronic music*

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Hello, everybody!

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So, to honor the fact that I reached five-hundred-thousand subscribers last week

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I'm doing a video I have been wanting to make for a while

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Which is to go through some of the weirder "Make Thrift Buy" suggestions that you guys have sent in to me

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And because I really wanted to show you all my appreciation for helping me to reach this amazing milestone

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This video is also going to feature a person who has been highly requested to make an appearance on this channel

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This person is...

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Future Annika; insert a drumroll here

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*drumroll*

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My boyfriend, Luciano!

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dun, dun, dun, dun, duuuuuun!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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I'm trying to imagine that there's a studio audience

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*laughing*

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This is my lovely Luci

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My partner

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Or, I'm an actor, paid.

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*awkward laughing*

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We have been together for a little over five years.

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Yet he has never, not once...

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Actually, wait, there were two moments that you did appear.

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For like three seconds in outfit videos

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Basically he has never appeared on this channel before

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First time!

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speaking

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Here I am

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Here's my voice

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So what we are going to be doing in this video today

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is that I've collected some of the weirder "Make Thrift Buy" suggestions that have been sent in to me by you guys

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And we are going to go through them

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But Luci hasn't seen any of these yet because I wanted his initial reaction to seeing them.

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Yup, my unfiltered gagamuffs (?)

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Here we go

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Now if you don't already know

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somehow "Make Thrift Buy" is-

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Actually Luci, you've seen my videos lots of times, what's "Make Thrift Buy"?

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Do my intro

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Uh your intro is like "Hi!"

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"This is the show where you send me items of clothing from the internet and I try and recreate them!"

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Yeah

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"Today I'm making a weird... bra with a cat... butt face"

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*laughing*

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So that's "Make Thrift Buy" and I'm just gonna say now that

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I love getting weird suggestions like

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I loved making that cat bra even though it just looked like a cat with a butt for a face

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I've also made these weird shorts without pockets

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This... bear which was a phone case

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So don't let this video deter you from sending me in weird suggestions

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because I love getting them and sometimes

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recreate them!

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Yup

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With that in mind, here is some of the weirder things that I have been sent

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to try and recreate

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Ok

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Ohhhh this is like little underwear that goes on your phone?

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*an extremely giggly 'yeah'*

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*giggling and chuckling*

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*a slightly bewildered 'yeah!' followed by more giggling*

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Wh- ok what- this-

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I mean I don't think it's protective enough...?

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*more laughing*

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Wh- What the crazy thing that this is implying to me

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is that the genitalia of the phone is the home button

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Ooooh

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Think about that, that's what it's blocking so

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think about how many times a day you touch the home button of your phone

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what are we doing to these poor phones?

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Oh no ⊙︿⊙

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Um, so I don't think I'm gonna make this

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(phones have the right to wear panties too)

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Well how would you even make it? Like it looks like it's made out of plastic

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Yeah I don't know maybe like

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Resin... some kind of plastic that I painted on

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There's just so many moments where you would stop

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going through the process and be like

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"I'm making underwear for my phone"

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Yeah

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"That's what I'm doing right now"

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Ok, alright next one [br]Luci: I'm ready, I'm prepared

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This is- uh... the ol' head cage...!

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cage, cage that head

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this is like in 1984 when they put that rat cage on Winston Smith's face

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that's what it looks like

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Fashion is super weird

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I love, like I love the combination you have to have these incredibly absurd items, like this 1984 head cage

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but the models always have to have this incredibly dead-pan look like

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"Yes, I wear this"

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'This is completely normal"

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"I wear this every day, this is my bold statement"

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"This is my fashion"

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It's like an upside-down dog cone

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Yeahhhhh

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You could put it around and make it a dog cone

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If the model was like

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It's not any more bizarre than this really

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If this model had some little itch that she wasn't allowed to scratch with her teeth

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You could just flip that around and she wouldn't be able to get there

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Would would you call this a hat?

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I feel like that's such a generous definition of a hat

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okay, that's a hat. Here this is a hat, you know?

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Oh, that's a hat. This is a hat now. Everything's a hat apparently.

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*Annika laughs*

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It's fashion!

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It's fashion, everything's everything in fashion

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Do you understand fashion? C'mon.

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I understand now, everything is everything

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and you can wear a dumb rat cage on your face - correct!

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Okay here is the next suggestion.

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Well that's simple, DIY football. Why haven't you done that already?

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D.I.Y. football.

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Hm, I think this one's on the wrong channel

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Hah, DIY football, make your own football.

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I MAKE CLOTHES!!

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No no, make your own football, like your own football sport.

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Oooo, your own football sport!

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What are the rules, what are the teams?

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What's the rule of our DIY football?

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Well you gotta, you gotta make it yourself.

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When you get to the pitch you have to have made -

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So it's just DIY each time?

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- you have to have made your own uniforms. You have to have made your own balls.

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You have to made your own rules!

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It's a confusing game.

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Wow this is amazing.

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What an amazing new concept

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Did they mean DIY a football?

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Yes, I think so.

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Like, A football?

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Yes

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Okay, what do you think about this one?

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DIY boyfriend!

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Well, umm, I guess I'll go. See ya.

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Did they mean a blow up doll type of boyfriend? Like a inflatable boyfriend?

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Look! I...I'm not sure, I think maybe this was a joke

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and I took it literally.

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DIY boyfriend!

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Have you seen those, umm...pillows that are like just like a t-shirt and an arm as a DIY

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boyfriend pillow? They're pretty great.

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I've considered making one of those before when you went overseas.

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*Laughing*

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Hang on, hang on. So you're saying its more comfortable to snuggle up to a disembodied

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torso and arm? than it is to just cuddle up to a pillow?

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You know, if you close your eyes you don't know that it's disembodied.

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Well if you close your eyes you could just cuddle a horse head, who knows?

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*laughing*

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It's nice and furry and soft.

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*laughing*

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Like; I don't know

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This person, I think, is making a joke

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I think so

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Unless they really do think that you can frankenstein style

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Like collect pieces of corpses and use the power of electricity to bring it to life

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I mean they know I'm a scientist, maybe they know I'm a scientist?

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That is a two part video

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*laughing*

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DIY boyfriend, you know, what is the problem with modern boyfriends? The problem is ;

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How do you make one? Who knows?

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Who knows? Where do they come from? How do you get one?

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Are you gonna buy a boyfriend? Then you don't know where it's come from.

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No, you don't know how it's been made.

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Exactly! You don't know the ethics of -

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You dont know where it like...

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- These boyfriend factories, yeah.

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Are the people making these boyfriends getting paid a living wage?

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That's a serious concern!

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You definitely want to DIY this yourself.

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Make your own boyfriend out of sustainable materials; ham

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Thrifted fabric,

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Exactly! Thrifted eyeballs, thrifted organs.

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*laughing*

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You're gonna need these things!

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*laughing*

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I really like this next one.

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...What .. the..

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OHH! It's slippers!

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Teddy bear slippers!

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Well that's...

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that... what you need for that, is you need one of those;

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you know those birthday card chips?

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You open a birthday card and it goes like;

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*muffled noises*

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like terribly recorded.

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Yeah

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What you need is one of those in there and every time you get the pressure of the foot

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It's just like;

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*screaming, yelling, groaning*

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*laughing*

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I had the same thought with these shoes

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Cause like I did a similar thing, umm, when I made the teddy bear.

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Yeah, when you killed that bear.

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When I -

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Okay, so, I felt guilty enough having to cut this open once and put a phone case in there

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but with these ones you're literally, every time you step into these shoes

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it's like you're stepping into the stomach, into the intestines of this bear.

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And then, and then!

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Not only that, you're then walking around each time you step.

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It's like *screaming*

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Here we go

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This looks like an H.R. Giger picture.

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Can you bring one up, like, on the screen?

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Like go to the images. like -

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Ooo!

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- like it looks a little like this to me, these horrible like

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Oooo! This is really scary! Ooo I don't like this, don't look that up!! I don't like it at all!

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*Luci lauging* That's what it looks like to me!

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It's like these babies squished through some industrial tube! It's horrible.

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It's horrible! I'm not - I'm saying it's horrible!

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Yeah

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*Luci lauging* Ohh, you look so frightened!

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I'm really frightened by that

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I would love to see you make this cause I'd love to see you just like sawing the soles off some shoes.

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Like people would be like "what are you doing?"

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"I'm gonna put babies in here,

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I'm gonna put some little babies,

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with a viewing window so you can see 'em"

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That's fashion(!) In fashion everything is everything(!)

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Put some babies in there.

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Oh ok, so this was a suggestion -

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*Groaning* That bears legs are waaay too long.

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*Laughing*

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Pass! Weird bear.

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*Laughing* So weird.

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Mmmm, dead cat. That's a good suggestion.

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No, it's a cute handbag.

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Ahh!

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It's a cute and fashionable handbag.

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Tha-that's pretty creepy.

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That looks like a dead cat to be perfectly honest.

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No! It's a cute handbag!

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It really, really looks to me like a cross between a cat and a worm

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*Laughing*

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Where is its legs? Thats a good question.

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Well, its legs are gone because it's a dead cat bag

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and the legs were not useful.

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Aw, no.

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*Luci laughing*

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I'm not the one who sent in a picture of a dead cat.

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It's not, it's a bag and it's from a Japanese designer and

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there's even one that has a little hat on it

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*Awkward laugh" Oh boy! That's even creepier.

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Cute.

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But the really creepy thing about that is, that person's not only killed and stuffed a cat

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but then they've put it through the indignity of giving it a little boater hat

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like an English schoolkid.

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Aww

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It's not - it's horrible!

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I think it's cute.

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Okay, so this is an item that is very very popular,

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has been suggested by like literally everybody.

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Pokemon Go!

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No, it's this backpack.

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Ah. Pokemon mould *laughs*

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It kind of looks like Ash's backpack if it got a terrible virus.

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Mould? It got like a mould infection -

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Yeah.

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- and then the galaxy..

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*laughs*

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And then the galaxy was there?

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Maybe this is our galaxy, people.

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Have ya ever thought about that? Expand your mind.

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Maybe our galaxy is a mouldy backpack.

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Welcome. To Cosmos.

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So they also have a, I would say matching, pair of shoes.

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Ahh. Mould shoes.

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The ol' mould shoes(!)

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See, now these ones don't look as mouldy because they don't have that, um

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multicoloured pattern.

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They don't look like a fashion thing. They look like an orthopaedic thing.

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Yeah, no I think these might be like therapy shoes.

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*Laughing* What do you mean therapy shoes?!

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I know you wear them -

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Psychotherapy?!

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*laughing*

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Massage shoes! They're massage shoes.

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Ah, ok.

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I think they'd be really uncomfortable to actually walk in.

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They look like a nightmare, yeah, they don't look comfortable at all.

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I feel like the shoe design that we have where you put your foot on a flat surface -

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Works pretty well.

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- has evolved over time.

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So, I'm not exactly sure how I'm supposed to DIY these either.

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Well it's simple, uh

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You get a rubber shoe, melt it... in the sun

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and then you put a bunch of marbles under there!

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I'll make my own

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You should make your own channel

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I shouldn't

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"Make Thrift Buy with Luci!"

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*laughing*

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Everyone would come and be like

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"You stole this idea from Annika Victoria!!!11"

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Little do they know that you actually came up with the concept of "Make Thrift Buy"

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(sigh)

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Little do they know...

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The unsung hero of "Make Thrift Buy"

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Luci actually came up with the concept of "Make Thrift Buy"

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I came up with the name and put it together and everything else but you know

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Luci: Yeah and made it and did all the work and did all the creative work-

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But yeah, Luci came up with the initial concept for it!

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Mhm

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Which is pretty cool!

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Yeah!

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So thanks!

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That's ok, it's materially contributed to my life in many good ways

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*chuckling*

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Because I walk around with you in public and people come up to you

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And be like "It's Annika Victoria!" and I'm like

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"Hey, and I'm somebody who knows her...!"

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There's a little ol' thing called 'Internet Famous Girlfriend Club"

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*laughing*

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Okay... this guy... oh boy...

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He.... Ok so my immediate reaction is

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if I slept in this hamburger bed, I'd be so terrified all night of a giant hand

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smashing through the window and like grabbing it

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You think you'd come into Tiny Tale?

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I think it's like a situation where

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I'm exploring this amazing new world, I think I'm on an alien planet-

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Actually I've been shrunk down by an evil scientist, and I don't realize

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What looks to me like a soft bed is actually a hamburger!

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And then I get eaten like, by my own... best friend or something

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Yeah it'd be a bit scary to sleep in

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How would you feel if you... came home one day

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and I had replaced our bed with a DIY burger bed that I've made myself

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Hmm...

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Um... my publicist said I would only be asked questions about my up-coming movie

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*laughing*

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(fin-tastic)

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*wheeze*

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*laughing*

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Everyone wants to be eaten!

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Eaten by a hamburger, eaten by a shark?

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I think it's uh, I think it's a thing

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Uh yes, it is

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It is a big thing on the internet

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I love that this person- like it shows the progression of their relationship

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*laughter*

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First of all it's like

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♫ Shark and me ♫

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♫ Our relationship will never go downhill ♫

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And then *sad tuba noise*

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Yeah

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Eaten

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*wheeze*

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They're still standing though

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They're still standing and that is the most important thing in life

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That is an important lesson

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Yeah, maybe you get swallowed by a shark, you're still standing

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Still standing

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Y'know, what about self-care? Run a bath! The shark would like that

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Probably dried out

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He'd probably like it a lot!

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Probably dried out like a big chip!

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What is it supposed to be? Is it a sleeping bag?

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I don't know

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I think it's a sleeping bag

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Looks to me like a Converse™ ad

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Y'know it so draws the attention onto the Converse™

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*chuckling* yeah

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Like I feel like I'd go into a Converse™ store

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and there be some sort of new, edgy campaign and one of them would just be that

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It'd just be legs sticking out of a shark's mouth[br]Annika: It'd just be feet just sticking out of a shark?

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Like an actual shark?

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I should warn you Americans, if you come to Australia you WILL be eaten by a shark

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Don't say that!

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Yeah!

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Half the Australian population is eaten by sharks every year (source not found)

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Annika, whispering: that's not true

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Luci, confidently: Mhm

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And some of them are robo-sharks

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//Mechanized//

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Don't tell them about our robo sharks-

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So everyone that is the end of the video!

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And this is my Mystery Boyfriend, now no longer a mystery!

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*chuckle*

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So which of the items do you think that I should try and recreate on "Make Thrift Buy"?

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Ummm

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What's my favorite? My favorite was probably...

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that bear with the real long, creepy legs

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That was your favorite?

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Just cuz that photo was really weird and I was just like "Pass, too creepy"

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Ok, but would you really want a giant bear taking up our tiny apartment?

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No... actually, I remember when you came home with that huge hamburger cushion

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*laughing*

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It was not 'huge' it was like-

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*gasp*

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I have-

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Ok guys I almost had a hamburger bed once and-

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What did- Why did I get rid of that cushion??

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Is it still in our house??

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I wish I had not reminded you of this horrible-[br]Annika: oh noO...

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This cushion's //filthy//, people

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Ohhh it was the best, I thrifted this hamburger pillow

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it was like this big...

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And it was so goOD

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I think I-

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Did you get rid of it??

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I think I might've persuaded you to get rid of it 'cause it was //so// filthy

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It was so impossible to clean

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Oh yeah, it got covered in mold, I think

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Yeah, it was disgusting

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like a real hamburger, left under the bed

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It got pretty moldy

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Keep sending in weird suggestions

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I actually really, really enjoy going through them and sometimes recreating them

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And as I always say at the end of my videos...

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(the noise you make when you want to be a good boyfriend but you can't remember her endings)

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Signature sign-off!

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That's the way the cookie crombos(?)....!

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Little Annika-heads!

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Do you have some name for your...?

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Little Annika-heads?

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Yeah!

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That's what- Do you guys wanna be called 'Little Annika-heads'?

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There's no bad ideas in brainstorming, how 'bout that

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Everybody, you gotta share, like, and subscribe

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We gotta get this video to 6 billion likes

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and you will unlock some premium, freemium content

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On the- all the feeds; the Instagrams™, the Tumbles™[br]Annika: Ok alright, Mhm, Yup

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Uh... the Pinterests™

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Uh...

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This is my exact sign-off!

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Yeah, exactly

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Wow! It's like you're reading from a script!

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You've got the Snaps™, Chapsnats™, and um...

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Or you know, you know, we could just say "bye"

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Everything-

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Ok bye! Let's just say bye

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*laughter* Bye

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Bye!

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Bye....

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Byeee

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And then you do this

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Because that's not how a camera turns off, I actually have, like, a little remote fo-

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Thank you to all of my supporters on Patreon for making these videos possible

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