WEBVTT 00:00:00.660 --> 00:00:01.300 Hey John! 00:00:01.300 --> 00:00:03.500 You know the way the Electric Picnic Festival sold out in minutes? 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:06.000 Well guess who just got two tickets for the lads? 00:00:06.060 --> 00:00:07.580 Thanks, but no thanks. 00:00:07.580 --> 00:00:08.580 What? You don't want to come? 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:10.940 No, everyone knows that as soon as a festival sells out... 00:00:10.940 --> 00:00:11.780 Its not cool anymore. 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:12.280 Really? 00:00:12.280 --> 00:00:13.960 No, I'm going to Sanctum Festival instead. 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:14.600 Sanctum? 00:00:15.040 --> 00:00:15.560 Never heard of it. 00:00:15.620 --> 00:00:16.260 Exactly. 00:00:16.260 --> 00:00:19.780 They said it's sold so few tickets its making a massive financial loss. 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:21.020 So it has to be cool. 00:00:21.020 --> 00:00:21.740 What's the vibe? 00:00:21.740 --> 00:00:23.900 It's like a mixture between spoken word and yodeling. 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:24.400 Yodeling? 00:00:24.400 --> 00:00:25.920 Ye well it's not all yodeling. 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:27.120 There is the Heart and Soul field 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:29.940 It's 18 square kilometers of art installations. 00:00:30.020 --> 00:00:30.520 Wow. 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:32.180 And instead of food trucks they have these things called 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:32.720 Bins. 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:33.420 Bins? 00:00:33.420 --> 00:00:34.320 And there's no money 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:35.700 You pay for everything in poems. 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:37.140 And it's strictly non smoking. 00:00:37.140 --> 00:00:37.880 Oh well that's healthy. 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:38.440 Only vaping. 00:00:38.440 --> 00:00:38.940 Oh. 00:00:38.940 --> 00:00:40.440 Now this catches people out sometimes but instead 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:43.440 of portaloos they have these bespoke shallow trench latrines. 00:00:43.440 --> 00:00:44.620 So like a hole in the ground? 00:00:44.620 --> 00:00:46.940 Ye that reminds me I must pack extra dock leaves. 00:00:46.940 --> 00:00:48.960 So it's kinda like an eco friendly buzz is it? 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:50.980 Ye pretty much all the electricity is generated by 00:00:50.980 --> 00:00:52.760 four Penny Farthings and a High Nelly. 00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:53.640 Are you driving down? 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:55.680 No access is only by horse drawn cart. 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:57.580 And when you get there they make you take off your shoes 00:00:57.580 --> 00:00:58.920 and give you a towel and a bar of soap. 00:00:58.920 --> 00:00:59.520 Sounds like a prison. 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:01.400 Ye but its 480 Euro a ticket. 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:02.460 Do you still need to borrow my tent? 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:05.300 Oh no thanks I'm staying in a bivouac made from sea-weed and oatmilk. 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:06.240 Sounds robust. 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.620 Not that I'll be getting much sleep. 00:01:07.620 --> 00:01:09.780 The yodel in the woods is meant to go all night long. 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:10.540 Sanctum? 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:12.200 Sounds like a real cultural Mecca. 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:12.700 Ye. 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:14.200 I'm going to get absolutely F*&ked! 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:15.460 Doomdah. 00:01:15.460 --> 00:01:17.100 Thank you very much for watching we are Foil Arms and Hog 00:01:17.100 --> 00:01:18.680 We have a new video every single Thursday. 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:20.620 And if you haven't already please subscribe. 00:01:20.620 --> 00:01:23.180 We are not at the Electric Picnic Festival but we are back 00:01:23.180 --> 00:01:25.960 at the Dublin Fringe Festival with 'Craicling' 00:01:26.880 --> 00:01:28.320 Doomdahhhhhhh.....