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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.66,0:00:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey John!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.30,0:00:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the way the Electric Picnic Festival sold out in minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.50,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well guess who just got two tickets for the lads?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.06,0:00:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, but no thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.58,0:00:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You don't want to come?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.58,0:00:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, everyone knows that as soon as a festival sells out...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.94,0:00:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its not cool anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.78,0:00:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.28,0:00:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm going to Sanctum Festival instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.96,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sanctum?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.04,0:00:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never heard of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.62,0:00:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.26,0:00:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said it's sold so few tickets its making a massive financial loss.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.78,0:00:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it has to be cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.02,0:00:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the vibe?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.74,0:00:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a mixture between spoken word and yodeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.90,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yodeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye well it's not all yodeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.92,0:00:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is the Heart and Soul field
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.12,0:00:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's 18 square kilometers of art installations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.02,0:00:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.52,0:00:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And instead of food trucks they have these things called
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.22,0:00:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bins.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.92,0:00:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bins?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.42,0:00:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's no money
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.32,0:00:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You pay for everything in poems.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.70,0:00:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's strictly non smoking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.14,0:00:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well that's healthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.88,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only vaping.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.94,0:00:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this catches people out sometimes but instead
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of portaloos they have these bespoke shallow trench latrines.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.44,0:00:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So like a hole in the ground?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye that reminds me I must pack extra dock leaves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.94,0:00:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's kinda like an eco friendly buzz is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.96,0:00:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye pretty much all the electricity is generated by
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.98,0:00:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,four Penny Farthings and a High Nelly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.76,0:00:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you driving down?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.64,0:00:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No access is only by horse drawn cart.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.68,0:00:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when you get there they make you take off your shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and give you a towel and a bar of soap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like a prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.56,0:01:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye but its 480 Euro a ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.40,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you still need to borrow my tent?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.46,0:01:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no thanks I'm staying in a bivouac made from sea-weed and oatmilk.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.30,0:01:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds robust.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.24,0:01:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that I'll be getting much sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.62,0:01:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The yodel in the woods is meant to go all night long.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.90,0:01:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sanctum?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.12,0:01:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like a real cultural Mecca.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.20,0:01:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.70,0:01:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to get absolutely F*&ked!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.32,0:01:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.46,0:01:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much for watching we are Foil Arms and Hog
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.10,0:01:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a new video every single Thursday.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.68,0:01:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you haven't already please subscribe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.62,0:01:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are not at the Electric Picnic Festival but we are back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.18,0:01:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Dublin Fringe Festival with 'Craicling'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.88,0:01:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdahhhhhhh.....