1 00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:01,300 Hey John! 2 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,500 You know the way the Electric Picnic Festival sold out in minutes? 3 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,000 Well guess who just got two tickets for the lads? 4 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:07,580 Thanks, but no thanks. 5 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:08,580 What? You don't want to come? 6 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:10,940 No, everyone knows that as soon as a festival sells out... 7 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:11,780 Its not cool anymore. 8 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:12,280 Really? 9 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,960 No, I'm going to Sanctum Festival instead. 10 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:14,600 Sanctum? 11 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:15,560 Never heard of it. 12 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:16,260 Exactly. 13 00:00:16,260 --> 00:00:19,780 They said it's sold so few tickets its making a massive financial loss. 14 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:21,020 So it has to be cool. 15 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:21,740 What's the vibe? 16 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,900 It's like a mixture between spoken word and yodeling. 17 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:24,400 Yodeling? 18 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,920 Ye well it's not all yodeling. 19 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,120 There is the Heart and Soul field 20 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,940 It's 18 square kilometers of art installations. 21 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:30,520 Wow. 22 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,180 And instead of food trucks they have these things called 23 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:32,720 Bins. 24 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,420 Bins? 25 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:34,320 And there's no money 26 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,700 You pay for everything in poems. 27 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,140 And it's strictly non smoking. 28 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:37,880 Oh well that's healthy. 29 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,440 Only vaping. 30 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:38,940 Oh. 31 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,440 Now this catches people out sometimes but instead 32 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,440 of portaloos they have these bespoke shallow trench latrines. 33 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,620 So like a hole in the ground? 34 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,940 Ye that reminds me I must pack extra dock leaves. 35 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:48,960 So it's kinda like an eco friendly buzz is it? 36 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,980 Ye pretty much all the electricity is generated by 37 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:52,760 four Penny Farthings and a High Nelly. 38 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,640 Are you driving down? 39 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,680 No access is only by horse drawn cart. 40 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,580 And when you get there they make you take off your shoes 41 00:00:57,580 --> 00:00:58,920 and give you a towel and a bar of soap. 42 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,520 Sounds like a prison. 43 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,400 Ye but its 480 Euro a ticket. 44 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,460 Do you still need to borrow my tent? 45 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:05,300 Oh no thanks I'm staying in a bivouac made from sea-weed and oatmilk. 46 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,240 Sounds robust. 47 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,620 Not that I'll be getting much sleep. 48 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,780 The yodel in the woods is meant to go all night long. 49 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:10,540 Sanctum? 50 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,200 Sounds like a real cultural Mecca. 51 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:12,700 Ye. 52 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,200 I'm going to get absolutely F*&ked! 53 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,460 Doomdah. 54 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:17,100 Thank you very much for watching we are Foil Arms and Hog 55 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,680 We have a new video every single Thursday. 56 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,620 And if you haven't already please subscribe. 57 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,180 We are not at the Electric Picnic Festival but we are back 58 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,960 at the Dublin Fringe Festival with 'Craicling' 59 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,320 Doomdahhhhhhh.....