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Hey John!

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You know the way the Electric Picnic Festival sold out in minutes?

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Well guess who just got two tickets for the lads?

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Thanks, but no thanks.

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What? You don't want to come?

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No, everyone knows that as soon as a festival sells out...

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Its not cool anymore.

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Really?

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No, I'm going to Sanctum Festival instead.

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Sanctum?

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Never heard of it.

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Exactly.

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They said it's sold so few tickets its making a massive financial loss.

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So it has to be cool.

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What's the vibe?

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It's like a mixture between spoken word and yodeling.

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Yodeling?

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Ye well it's not all yodeling.

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There is the Heart and Soul field

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It's 18 square kilometers of art installations.

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Wow.

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And instead of food trucks they have these things called

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Bins.

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Bins?

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And there's no money

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You pay for everything in poems.

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And it's strictly non smoking.

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Oh well that's healthy.

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Only vaping.

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Oh.

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Now this catches people out sometimes but instead

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of portaloos they have these bespoke shallow trench latrines.

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So like a hole in the ground?

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Ye that reminds me I must pack extra dock leaves.

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So it's kinda like an eco friendly buzz is it?

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Ye pretty much all the electricity is generated by

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four Penny Farthings and a High Nelly.

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Are you driving down?

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No access is only by horse drawn cart.

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And when you get there they make you take off your shoes

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and give you a towel and a bar of soap.

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Sounds like a prison.

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Ye but its 480 Euro a ticket.

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Do you still need to borrow my tent?

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Oh no thanks I'm staying in a bivouac made from sea-weed and oatmilk.

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Sounds robust.

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Not that I'll be getting much sleep.

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The yodel in the woods is meant to go all night long.

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Sanctum?

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Sounds like a real cultural Mecca.

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Ye.

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I'm going to get absolutely F*&ked!

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Doomdah.

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