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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.10,0:00:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did everyone born after 1980
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.34,0:00:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decide that "No problem" was interchangeable with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.88,0:00:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're welcome"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.72,0:00:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who spread that virus? The Taliban?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.21,0:00:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, today's young people:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.03,0:00:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want to infuriate someone born before 1980,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.98,0:00:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just keep telling him "No problem".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.71,0:00:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he asks you to do something that's most certainly not a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.47,0:00:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A very nice young man, who worked for me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.78,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,used to have a little trouble getting in on time;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.20,0:00:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About once a week I would say,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.70,0:00:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Look, you really have to be at your desk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 10:00".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.80,0:00:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he say sorry, I'll try to do better?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.66,0:00:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! He would just smile and just say "No problem"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.24,0:00:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That nice young man does not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.73,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,work for me anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saturday night, I took my wife to a good
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.34,0:00:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.35,0:00:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The waitress asked if we wanted sparkling
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.58,0:00:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,water, still water or tap water.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.20,0:00:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said "tap water, please".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.91,0:00:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "No problem."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.21,0:00:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I felt like saying, "Why do you think I think
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.71,0:01:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it would be a problem for you to get me a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.53,0:01:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glass of water?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.40,0:01:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, my wife gave that look that said, "Don't start".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.61,0:01:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, of course, my wife was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.64,0:01:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The waitress did not mean to be rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.47,0:01:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, consider this a public service announcement:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To all the young people of the world:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to get good tips, or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.60,0:01:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just generally not infuriate older people,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.25,0:01:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please...only say "no problem" when there is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.87,0:01:29.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a reasonable expectation that the task you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.39,0:01:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are performing might be problematic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.35,0:01:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i.e... thank you for stopping your car in the rain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.06,0:01:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help me change a flat tire... "No problem".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.25,0:01:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Appropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.57,0:01:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for lending me ten thousand dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.27,0:01:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to stop the bank from foreclosing on my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.88,0:01:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No problem". Gracious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.21,0:01:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for giving me your kidney.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.57,0:01:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem...Classy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.16,0:01:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what "no problem" is for...it's a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.34,0:01:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gracefully way of telling someone you've gone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.52,0:01:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of your way to help not to feel indebted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.85,0:02:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, if you work in a doughnut shop,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.17,0:02:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a customer thanks you for selling him
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.21,0:02:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a coffee, don't say "no problem";
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.41,0:02:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's paying for the coffee!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.55,0:02:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just say "You're welcome".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.43,0:02:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it...."thank you" "you're welcome"!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.75,0:02:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so burdensome?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.54,0:02:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And look at the bright side...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.88,0:02:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of us old people will be dead soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.57,0:02:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, everybody born after 1980 can say
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.53,0:02:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"no problem" to each other for the rest of their lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.68,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just...hold off until then. OK? Alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're welcome.