[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.48,0:00:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我想告訴你如何保持高度瘋狂, Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.44,0:00:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一個方法是在午飯時, Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.97,0:00:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,到你的車上,戴上你的太陽眼鏡, Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.27,0:00:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,拿出你的吹風筒, Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,用來指嚇路過的汽車,看它們會不會慢下來? Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.77,0:00:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,另一個方法是到一家餐廳要一杯減肥水, Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我想要減肥水, Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.14,0:00:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,接著當你到自動提款機提款時, Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.22,0:00:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在現金出來時尖叫我贏了!我贏了! Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.22,0:00:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你知道,這是很剌激的, Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.12,0:00:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.74,0:00:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.05,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.59,0:00:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.50,0:00:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.16,0:00:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.55,0:00:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.35,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,