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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.25,0:00:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to learn how to make a video about interesting\Nvegan facts that subversively gives the vegan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.95,0:00:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movement a kick in its collective gonads?!\NGreat! Let’s get started.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi it's Emily from Bite Size Vegan and \Nwelcome to a special vegan nugget.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.38,0:00:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's dive right in, shall we.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.14,0:00:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re going to use the stunning\Ncase study of the recent video posted by WatchMojo,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.86,0:00:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the 7th largest YouTube channel with currently\Nover 10 million subscribers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.46,0:00:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how do you make a deliciously \Nsubversive anti-vegan video out of an
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.92,0:00:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,innocuous-sounding 5 fun facts premise?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.76,0:00:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.86,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, call them “the most interesting and\Noriginal facts about veganism
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.82,0:00:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you might not have heard before.”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.60,0:00:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though you’re not actually using any\Nfactual basis for your claims and parroting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many overly tired anti-vegan arguments in\Nthe guise of “original fascinating facts!”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.28,0:00:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, use lots of clips from popular culture\Nwith the majority doing the vegan mocking for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.94,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Simpsons: You don’t win friends with salad! \NYou don't win friends with salad!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,27 Dresses: I used to be a vegan, but you know, it was too much of a hassle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.58,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, I know, I mean even being a \Nvegetarian is a challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.76,0:01:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let’s dig into the facts. Show you really\Nmean business by leading with a fact that’s
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.66,0:01:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even really about veganism and is a borderline\Nnon-sequitor. “At least two independent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.22,0:01:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,studies looking at fossil evidence suggest\Nthat eating cooked foods, including meat,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.06,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,helped our ancestors brains grow over millions\Nof years into the brains humans have today.”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.12,0:01:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now just hope that people didn’t listen\Nto your own words that it was the process
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.91,0:01:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of cooking, not the meat consumption, that\Nmost aided in brain development,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.68,0:01:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a view also supported by Harvard \Nanthropologist Richard Wrangham.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.11,0:01:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also don’t mention the fact that the human\Nbrain runs primarily on glucose, not proteins
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.34,0:01:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and fats, meaning higher starch consumption\Nprimarily fueled our brain growth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.94,0:01:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ignore any articles, studies or scientists who point\Nto our ancestors largely vegetarian diets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.34,0:01:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To really bring your point home, show a clip\Nfrom Gladiator, but for the love of all that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.48,0:02:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is holy, do not to mention any studies showing\Nthat the gladiators were primarily vegan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.69,0:02:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“They analyzed these gladiators. In this\Ncase they looked at the bones of the gladiators
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.29,0:02:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they looked at the mineral content and\Nfound they had a low zinc, high strontium
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.87,0:02:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,content, which indicated that their diet was\Nvery, very vegetarian. In fact they called it vegan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.76,0:02:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The galdiators.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.12,0:02:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And most of all, be sure not to actually cite\Nany studies supporting your claims
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.76,0:02:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outside of a screenshot of an article.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.91,0:02:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way all the claims in this video have\Ncitations in the blog post linked below.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.82,0:02:33.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you thought I was just \Npulling this out of my…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.94,0:02:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don’t worry about the fact that what\Nour ancestors did or did not do has no bearing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.39,0:02:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the choices we make today. \NNo one cares about logic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For your next fact, offer up a statistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.36,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People f--king love statistics \Nand it makes you sound smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.76,0:02:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Up to 6% of the United States is vegan and a large majority of non-meat eaters are women."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.50,0:02:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Now throw in a comment that reminds\Npeople just how f---ing awful being vegan is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.68,0:03:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“It’s no surprise that vegans are\Nin the minority when it comes to their diet.”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.10,0:03:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in case any men are considering veganism,\Nbe sure to emasculate them with stats:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Up to 74% of those who don’t eat meat, whether\Nthey be vegetarians or vegans are female.”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.26,0:03:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And definitely don’t show them pictures\Nof these vegans.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.55,0:03:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then to seal the deal, show a clip of such\Na female vegan saying something outrageous,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.78,0:03:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“you should absolutely be forced to be vegan.”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.36,0:03:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.58,0:03:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For your next fact, back off a little bit \Nin case people are catching on
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.62,0:03:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your real aim and mention \Nsomething nice about veganism.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.06,0:03:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Number Three: A vegan diet sees better results in weight loss attempts."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.48,0:03:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.27,0:03:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that you have them lulled into a sense\Nof security, it’s time for the big guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.90,0:03:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Number Two: A vegan diet may lead to an\Nincreased risk of heart disease.”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.60,0:03:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, my friend. You are going there. Before people\Nfreak out, be sure to toss them something
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.33,0:03:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,marginally scientific-sounding. It’s safest\Nto stick with a widely held misconception
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.32,0:04:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about veganism so they don’t have to do\Nmuch work to believe you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.42,0:04:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“A vegan diet often lacks several key nutrients.”\NNailed it. Bring it home with some elaboration
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.14,0:04:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, if you can, a 3D rendering \Nof some medical stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.59,0:04:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“such as omega 3 fatty acids and vitamin\Nb12, which leads to an increased risk of developing
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.22,0:04:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blood clots or hardened arteries.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.87,0:04:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely don’t link to a playlist like\Nthis with a medical doctor whose specialty
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.89,0:04:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is clinical nutrition responding to every\Nmajor nutrient of concern when going vegan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.06,0:04:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But be sure to give them a little credit in\Na backhanded statement
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.68,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that actually lends more credence to your cause.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.01,0:04:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Research done at St. Michael's hospial in Toronto shows that a low carb vegan diet can
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.75,0:04:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decrease the risk of heart disease \Nby as much as much as 10% over 10 years.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.73,0:04:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Completely ignore the fact that a plant-based\Ndiet is the only way of eating that not only
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.37,0:04:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prevents but actually reverses heart disease.\NOr that eating animal products raises your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.47,0:04:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cholesterol, the one true risk factor \Nfor heart disease.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.18,0:04:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's either plants or Lipitor, people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.24,0:05:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And certainly don’t tell them about the \Ndisgusting amount of peer-reviewed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.44,0:05:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,studies linked on the blog post for this video\Nsupporting this claim.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.57,0:05:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then close it out this section with some vague\Ncomment that allows the viewers to continue
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.36,0:05:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eating exactly the way they are. “maybe\Nthe takeaway is that when it comes to nutrition,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.20,0:05:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,science will contradict itself eventually\Nand what was going to make you live forever
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.39,0:05:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is now going to kill you and visa versa”\Ntotally sidestepping, of course, that your
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.47,0:05:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,video is a shining example of the source of\Nsuch confusion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.46,0:05:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, throw down the ultimate vegan trump\Ncard “and I give up, give me a bacon milkshake.”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.82,0:05:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because this is an original video, remember.\NAnd no vegan has ever heard the bacon argument.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.95,0:05:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genius.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.34,0:05:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now in case anyone is still considering going\Nvegan, crown this masterpiece
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.58,0:05:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a fact that will shut them down before they start.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.50,0:05:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Number one: The majority of people who attempt a vegan diet abandon it."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.36,0:05:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you make it sound like it’s really hard
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.05,0:06:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to torture and kill animals for food.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.14,0:06:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also make sure not to say how the majority\Nof people who start an exercise program also quit,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.60,0:06:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because people may realize it’s not\Nthe exercise or veganism’s fault – it’s the people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.30,0:06:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just say, “The most common reasons for getting\Nback on the meat train are problems like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.32,0:06:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boredom with veggie food options and finding it difficult to sustain a meat-free diet.”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.32,0:06:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do not include this clip: “Because once\Nyou rule out the flesh of animals’ bodies,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.41,0:06:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the secretions and objects that come out of\Ntheir orifices, there’s just really nothing left to eat."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.77,0:06:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wrap up this whole shebang with the most\Nshocking statement you can find from a vegan,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.81,0:06:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take it out of any context of course, and\Nshow how insane they really are...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.87,0:06:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you just gotta step the f—ck up or you really \Ndon’t deserve to live on this planet.”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.51,0:06:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really focus on this one shocking thing that one vegan said, and totally ignore the countless shocking
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.44,0:06:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,things that every non-vegan pays for and supports\Nwith every bite they take.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.74,0:07:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if someone has the nerve to respond to\Nyour claims with facts, make sure to
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.18,0:07:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hang on to your ambiguous \Nwording with a death grip.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.82,0:07:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And whatever you do, don’t tell the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.24,0:07:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don’t know what your motivation was\Nfor making this video. We already know that the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.92,0:07:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,American Egg Board, with the USDA’s approval, paid\N$33,000 to popular food bloggers for positive
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.89,0:07:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pieces on the wonders of eggs. \NSo maybe you got a little financial boost.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.10,0:07:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you enjoyed this instructional video.\NPlease share this video in the comments of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.57,0:07:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WatchMojo’s video and on their Twitter,\NInstagram and Facebook, all linked below.
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Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.63,0:07:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give the video a thumbs up and spread it around\Nto debunk this propaganda
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.38,0:07:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you want some actual information \Non veganism, check out some of my videos
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Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.80,0:07:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monday, Wednesday, and some Fridays.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.90,0:07:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now go live vegan, don’t buy the propaganda,\Nand I’ll see you soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.92,0:08:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Greger: How about our number one killer?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.10,0:08:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The number one killer of men and women. The number one reason you and everyone you love will die...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.92,0:08:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...heart disease....
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.78,0:08:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...can be prevented, arrested, treated and cured with diet alone.