[H] Unbelievable. [F] Alright Mary, can can we please just let it go?
[H] I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
[F] I know. I know, pet.
[H] Did ya hear what he said to me?
[F] I did, yes, yes, yes. [H] Yes.
[H] Overweight!
[H] In front of everyone, he says it. [F] I, er, yes, I know, I know.
[H] I have to lose three kilograms! [F] Urgh, it's ridiculous the whole thing.
[H] Do you think I'm overweight, Gerry? [F] No no
[H] Yeah. [F] No
[F] No. [H] Yeah.
[F] No.
[H] Well, you're not the smallest bag yourself, Gerry. [F] I... I I didn't say anything, Mary!
[H] Ya know I might not be like the Samsonites you see in the magazines, Gerry.
[F] Yeah well, I don't hardly look at those magazines, alright? [H] I'm a real bag, okay?
[F] Yeah absolutely you are. Yes. Yes. [H] This is what a real bag looks like, Gerry.
[F] Oh, very, very much. Very much. [H] Yeah, right.
[H] I'm 70 by 80 by 40. [F] Mhmm.
[F] Yes. [H] Yes and do ya know what? I'm proud of my handles.
[F] Oh 100% yeah, no, I I couldn't agree with you more, Mary,
ya know, you're expandable and it's one of the great
[H] I'm starting to believe there traces of narcotics now, did you know that?
[F] Ooh! Yeah, well, that's what they said they were looking for!
[H] Oh really, yeah? On you, is it? [F] Mmhmm! Yes.
[H] Oh, come off it, Gerry, come on now!
[F] What? [H] You're not that exciting, love. Sorry.
[F] [Scoffs] Oh, really? Well, you weren't saying that last night, were ya?
[F] Laying on top of me in the back of a taxi, so, I, y'know...
[F] That's all I'm saying!
[H] There'll be none of that carry on now, okay? [F] (Quietly) Alright, okay
[Laughter, whoops]
[F] Okay. Okay, you know what, if you don't like this sketch..?
[F] We're just gonna do more
[Laughter] [F] So Nyeah. Okay?
[F] That's how we roll at Foil Arms and Hog. We just do extra.
[H] This sketch will be delayed [F] Aww! Yesss!
[Cheers]
[F] Gimme some of that. Yeah.
[H] Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu
Oh yeah. First-class joke.
[Hog giggling] [F] [Laughs] Keep going!
[H] I don't have anything, I just [F] Okay.
[H] Ah, Gerry. [F] What?
[H] Your zipper. [F] What?
[H] Your zipper's open, Gerry. [F] Oh no, that's been like that the whole bloody flight.
[H] Can't bring you anywhere. [F] Ah will you get off my case, ya old baggage.